Well, I'll be dagum!
I has jinxed myself AGAIN!
Ya'll remembers da other day I posted bouts my favoritsit spot to lay down...so I could be WARM?
Well guess what!
Da friggin heat went out...it went kaput!!!!!!!
It went bye bye, sayonara, adios...you gets da point.
Sooooo... I hads to figure sumptin out so
I wouldn't die of hypothermia.
I can be quite clever at times.
Nows dis is what you call a condo!
Nows if I could just gets da rest of da blankies in heres.
Uh mum is you just gonna stand theres while I is about to turn into a pupcicle?
Mr. Heat Man is coming today to fix da heat if I don't kill overs furst.
Nows I has to go put my sweater on to makes him feel bad fur not coming yesterday!
And befores I go....
A most luverly badge Minna K made furs da bakesale to benefit Ronii and Richie.
Nows clickie on da link and go check out da site.
You can buy recipes to helps withs their Vet bills.
(I am hoping someone is gonna auction a hooman off to bake me some treats).
Nows, I'll be in a much betters mood when I has heat but if ya'll don't hears from me then you might wanna come lookin' fur me...it's possible I could suffocate in all my blankies because
I am so darn COOOOOOOLD!
Peace out,
Puddles
58 comments:
Looks like a near thing, Miss Puddles. I would hate to see you turn into a frozen wiener.
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh my poor Puddles! I sure hope that heat man comes soon! Give him a bit in the ankle from me please, for makeing you wait so long! Licky kisses, Billy
Woof! Woof! Glad you found a place to keep you warm. YES .... I am participating on the bake sale. contributed on a recipe that is not published on my blog. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
BTW: Just wondering if you received your Doxie Puddles Tag. Please let us know ... we want to make sure it was not lost by the postal office. Golden Woofs, Sugar
LOL> Oh Puddles, I'm trying not to laugh but you're so darn funny. Get your mum to through a soft chenille robe over top of you to keep the heat in. You also might try snuggling with your brudder. Now be nice to the heat man when he gets there today, ya hear?
Looks nice & toasty in there. Glad you managed to find a good spot!
Nice looking condo there Puds.. comfy too.. but but.. what happen to the door?
oh... you can.. urmm... fly over in your basket.. or get Alien to beam you up to his spaceship.. or *blink 3 times* to get over here. Its warm and toasty.. and very warm here in our country.. come on over ya.. me waiting :)
woofs n licks,
Dommy
Now don't turn into a snowman....I mean snowdog....or Frankie's Mum will get you!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
OMC Puddles your heats died!! Oh tell me it ain't so!!! We hate it when the heat goes kaput. Thank Dogs it didn't happen in January!!!
If I can hitch a ride I'll come down to be your personal heater.
I'll call your heat man and tell him get the lead out an hurry on to your house.
Hugs Madi
WHAT????? Didn't your mom explain to the heat man??? Your house had THREE Dachshunds. Dachshunds are 70 degree dawgs.. 71 is too warm and 69 is tooooooo cold.
I say... you Albert and Whitney should PEE on his tool box!
At least you found a decent place to hang out until he arrives.
G'mornin'Guv'ner. That shur iz a hi-rise there - du u need a ladder tu git down (oh I think we made a funny - he he) Anyway, u du need sumthin'tu cover u tho - your bak lookz cold. Hope u git heat bak soon.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~
Wowser.....you sure do have da JINX going ons at your place.
Puddles Blogs bout it = Goes Kaput!
Uhmmm......fur da time being, would you please NOT mention ME in your blogs. Just until da JINX goes away....okay? okay.
To keeps you from freezin' why don't you get your mom to tumble one of those blankies in da Clothes Dryer fur awhile to get it all warm and toasty?
Her could start a prodyction line and keeps one warming fur you in da Dryer at all times!! Ahhh, nice warm blankies
Oh No Puddles! We sure hope your heat comes on soon, so you don't freeze to death! We have some left over fur at our place that we can send you just in case!
The condo looks like a plush and wonderful pad for you. You might stick with that abode even after the heat comes on!
We feel your pain. We've been having heating problems ever since our pipe burst weeks ago. And, get this, no one can figure out what is wrong. These guys keep coming to our house and shaking their heads in puzzlement.
I hope that doesn't happen to you or you will become a frozen wiener!
You know Puddles... your ancestors didn't live in cushy heated homes. They lived OUTside. (Did I just hear you scream?) You have a fur coat (obviously an inferior fur coat, but still a coat.) Embrace your inner dog and go chase a squirrel.
PeeS: This advice comes from a dog who feels pretty.
BOL
I hope you rilly be laying the gilty trip on that heater man. Wear all of your sweaters at one time. How dare he not drop efurrything and run ofur rite away fur the Puddles?
Miss Puddles, you are so smart. Your new condo looks cozy!
I also wanted to tell you that I love your new header photo. Cheetos and beer are a favorite of mine too! You know how to party!
Hope the heater man comes soon!!!
xoxo
Pearl
WHOA!! You and Minna both frozen?? Great idea fur where to hang out to keep warm!! Love your header!! It is fanstatic!!
wags
Jazzi
Puddles it has been my experience with the heats man and the cables man...that they like to make you wait..they give you a time between the present and infinity. It is your job to smile and say thank you sir for coming and looking after us in such a timely fashion.
Hugs Madi
You shoulda cranked up your laundry basket and headed down here for a visit - at least until your heat gets fixed. But that does look like quite the cozy condo you have there. And, yeah, we agree - we need somebody to BAKE those treats for us, too!
The Road Dogs
Oh no, Puddles, you look like you're starting to get icicles hanging down off your nose...or maybe that's just a big booger. Hehehe...
Good work finding the place in the freezing cold house with the biggest concentration of blankies! Smart thinking! We noticed that that pathetic little dinky blankie you got for Christmas was not in the pile...
Elyse and Riley
MOL Puddles you know what they say about the squeaky wheel getting oiled first? Well it also applies to the hissing cat...
Hugs from your BFFF (best feline friend forever,
Madi
Looks pretty cozy Puddles. I hope the heat man arrives asap.
We have heat here, Puddles. And on top of that, we have our thick furs - so c'mon over and we will be sure you are kept very warm. So if the heat is still off, head to OP.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Puddles, where is your pretty new sweater?? You look so purty in it... Hope your house is a cozy 85 soon!
Oh no Puddles, being without heat is not good...even in the south!
Hey Puddles!
Wow, freezing huh? Well, get someone to crank up the oven for those recipes and that'll help out. Meantime I love your comfy closet idea. Just make sure someone doesn't get carried away and make you into a bed...actually you might like that even better!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Hi Puddles
Our heater was broken for 2 months before it got fixed! Luckily we live in Northern California and the temperatures are usually pretty mild. But then this ARCTIC storm blew in bring near freezing temperatures and it was unPUGgable!!! We had a PARTY when the heater was finally fixed.
Love Noodles
Curl up in there and stay warm Puddles!!!!!
OH NOOOOOO if da Puddles does freeze people may go icey skatin on her
Hope da heater man fixes it quick smart. Wowsers what a pawesome badge Minna dids make, her be most talented no wonder da bruvver lovs her so much
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx
You definitely need more blankies in there! I hope that your heat man makes things all warm and cozy for you soon, because we know how you short little dogs get cold easily. And we second what Mango says - we'd hate to see you turn into a frozen weiner. Heehee!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Glad you found a heat source. Uh, you are going to share it, aren't you?
Puddles
I sur hopes yoo aint a pupsicle any moores.
Dat is not gud.
I will send sum Florida sunbeams up to yoo to warms yoo ups!
purrin
xoxoxox
Sorry to hear about your troubles....stay warm....
Oh Puddles what is going on! No heat! Ya think your momma would buy you your own heater. Child abuse.
Benny & Lily
Hiya!
This is Balloo the baby typing. Mama says me and Aria can use the 'puter thingy today. So, heres I am. I am very sorreee you are cold. I understand as I am a Dachshund too and I have short furs. I hope your heat man comes soon.
love
Balloo the baby
What a great nest you made for yourself, Puddles! We sure hope your heat has been fixed by now!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
PUDDLES
Thank dog you found a wawm condo to live in until the heat tuwns on again sheeeesh.
I suwe don't want you to tuwn into a bloo popsickle.
I will go buy some wecipes, we've been eating the same thing evewy day and it's about time Mommi made something new.
See you at the pawty
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Miss me!!! I have been off the computer since Friday! Something about my mom being busy painting the house since we are putting it on the market in a couple of weeks. I have been bored silly! I have just been staring at the walls for days, watching paint dry.
I have got lots of sweaters and jackets (my mom has a problem) Should I send you down a couple?
Your pal, Pip
YOUR HEAT IS ALL GONE? Perhaps you should use your Mom's yaptop. That is what I like to do!
Hey PUDDLES Duddles Barrel Butt.. you better not plan on stealin any of my Mardi Gras Stuffs.. I'm just sayin!!!
Looks like you did good finding a warm spot!
Wags!
Mr. Nubbin'
We know the feeling! Hopefully when he fixes it, it's fixed for good!! Our guy keeps having to come back.
~Milly and Shelby
Oh NOOOES! I cannot even stand the thought of no heat! Puddles, fly that laundry basket here and I'll let you curl up on the bed in the heat.
Bunny
P.S. Really? I thought everybody would be lining up to get a doxie after meeting you!
Woo khould have khurled up in my tail!
Of khourse, the tail was out in the snow fur much of the morning!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Puddles!
I hope the heat man has already fixed it!
It is not funny to be cold inside your home, right?
Glad you found a pawesome spot with lots of blankies to keep yourself warm!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh I wish I could sends you some of my Florida sunshine and heat.
You better watch out wit all dos blankies...da way you keep bad lucking yourself...well it's not a very purty picture.
Well, at least you have an emergency armoire of blankies you can retreat to, being as you don't have long furs like Albert & Whitney. Don't you have a beautiful new FULL DOXIE LENGTH sweater, too? Hope your heat is fixed by now.
Jed & Abby
sounds like you need to come on down to Texas and get warm cutie!!! xoxoxo
Morning Puddles...I hope your heat is fixed and you and your tush are once again warm and toasty.
Hugs Madi
Ohmidogness, Puddles! I suuuure hopes your heat came back on. If it didn't, maybe you should switch to whiskey for awhile. I heard it keeps you nice and toasty.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
PeeS. Oh, yes. I'll be back WAY before March 28th!!
Hope you gots heat by now.....and nuthin else has been Jinxed and broken
Sincerely,
A Dog That Looks Like MinnaK butt is Not da Real MinnaK
Stay warm sweetie!!!!!!!! Us boys could come and curl up next to you and give you our body heat....anything to get away from our new sister!!!!!!!
Well, you know that isn't totally true as we loves ya so very much, Puddles and would love to curl up with you with or without Shelly.
....love to you, Albert, Whitney, Your Girl, Your Mom and Your Dad.
That new spot you found, looks wonderful!!
Rudy
Puddles
Lacie says she found about seven cups wif youw initial on them scattewed all ovew, that's why you couldn't fing youw beews, hahahaha
So glad you like the Gumbo.
Lacie says you invented a new way of eating it. dipping youw cheetos in. I'll have to twy that
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Looks like a great spot to take a nice warm nap!
Enjoy,
Roxy
Hope you're all nice and toasty, Puddles!!! Love your condo!!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
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