Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Makin Fun of Mum On Wednesday...

...dis was SUPPOSE to be titled Makin Fun Of Mum on Monday but SOMEBUDDY failed to do my bloggin' duties on monday so nows my title makes no sense.

I nevers talk about our walkies cuz they is always very uneventful but mum apparently got hits in da head withs da stoopid stick and gots dis bright idea to takes us ALL 3 furs a walk by herself.
Dis has never evers happened cuz Whitney gets all anxious and skeered so mum takes Whitney by herself.
And just so ya'll knows...we take our walks at da school while we wait on da girl to get out. We get outts da car and walk down a looooong road to get off school property.

Dis us gettin' readies fur our walkie.
Blob 1 (aka: Albert)

Yours truly dat happens to be out of focus.

Blob 2 (aka:Whitney)



(Mum didn't takes da camera on da walkie cuz her would haves had 3 leashes and a camera...lame excuse if you ask me. I mean ya'll knows what a clutz hers can be and I would haves had so much fun withs dat)

Use your imagination heres:
We're walkin and
we're walkin and
we're walkin...
and then I hads to poop...right smack on da sidewalk...on school property!
Well you knows, when you gots to go, you gots to go.

Now sees, I has been walkin' all my life and I has NEVERS EVERS pooped on a walk so mum quit takin poop bags.
You know what hers did?
Her hads to find a piece of trash on da road to picks my poop up !
(good thing I has little turds)
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Don't worry, mum made sures nobuddy saw hers.
Her hid her face....and jumped in da bushes when a car came by.


...to be cont'd

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: just to let ya'll know, we ALWAYS walk off the school premises but this happened before we made it to the public area.
PSS: Mum was SOOOOOO proud of of how well Sissy did on da walk dat we is all goin' on our walks togethers from now on.

53 comments:

Hound Girl said...

OMG im so excited it went well with all 3 of yall going, does your mom want to come walk my duo since she is a pro now :)

sigh... I have to walk hay and Fred together or one of them freaks getting left behind. I wish I could only walk one at a time.

BOL Fred NEVER poops on a walk either but he did it once and I didnt have a bag either and had to do the same thing, so embarassing!!

Go Whitney!!

Mango said...

Madness! What was she thinking? Golly, Miz Puddles, kind of poor form with the schoolyard turd. Poor mom. Hopefully that third arm will arrive in the mail soon so that she can accomplish the triple dog walk trick with more grace.

Slobbers,
Mango

P.S. Do I need to tell you that the Pea and I NEVER go on walkies together. We've tried practice runs in the backyard and, well, mayhem...

Gloria said...

Well, I don't have anyone to walk with! Maybe I should join all of you??? hehe

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles....Mom's eyes are leaking and she is gigglying so hard I had to run get Dad just in case she was having a fit or something. You had her in stitches as soon as she read 'mum got hit in the head with a stick'!!!

Mom said she has been taken on walks by one Doxie but could not imagine being taken by 3 and one being a poop machine.

It seems to be a Doxie's station in life to throw as many curved balls as they can at your poor sweet devoted environmentally concious Mum. Bless her heart she probably scrubbed her hands raw when she got home...

Thank you for the Wednesday MOL/LOL. Oh I, Madi, did so enjoy the comment you left for me....
My station in life to be sure Mom never really knows how much I appreciate her....shhhh it is a secret.
Hugs and Love Madi

Madi and Mom said...

PS Yay Whitney!!!
PSS Albert I bet you were mortified at Puddles behavior today...
Madi

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well thank goodness you has small poos. I dussn't efur poo on walkies so mom sometimes furgets to take a bag along when she walkies my sisses. So one time Dixie did it smack in the sidewalk (but not by a school, in front of the VFW hall) and the only thing mom had to pick it up with woz a Kleenex in her pawket and it woz not small poo. How be it that we is supposed to lower the hoomans blood preshures?

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! walkie is lots of FUN ... i did go for a long walkie yesterday since it was nice n sunny (check my post today. Remember to Be Nice ... making FUN of mom is not so nice. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

jen said...

LOL! That happened to me once, the boys never poop on walks and Sherman did one time and I had nothing with me! There was nothing big enough to pick it up so I had to walk home and get a bag and walk back! Ugghh!!

Puddles, I think your Mom and me have the same Klutz disease:)

The Heartbeats said...

OOOOhhh we gotcha beat Puddles! Nikki had a BIG upset tummy poop in front of the Westin Poinsett downtown Greenville!!! Mamma had her and Lucy on a girls only outing. Mamma was talking to dis lady and not paying attention and BAM!! Get this- the other lady just walked away leaving Mamma looking like a DA!! She had to get the Valet and Bellboy to help her! "Hi Visitors! Welcome to the fanciest hotel in town- oh but watch the poop- don't get it on your Bentley tires!!!" Nikki is one classy lady!

Oh yeah and Mamma waved to your Mum yesterday while she was getting the mail. Ma was driving by in the white car waving like a moron!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaaaWaaaaahhhhh Your mom got hit with a STUPID STICK!!!!! Now that one is hysterical!!!
I think it is grrrreat that your mom gave the walkie thingy a try though. I am sure that Whitney LOVED it.. and she prolly felt very much SAFE with You and Albert with her... well until you Pooped that is.. Then she prolly felt like.....
My mom has a poops bag thingy that clips to my walkin string.
She wouldn't want to get caught like YOUR mom did... having to use Road Kill trash to pick it up with. BaaaaWaaaah I would have LOVED to have seen that. You three must have been laughin like crazy over that one. It is a shame that there wasn't a MOVIE of THAT. It would have been a BESTEST SELLER!!!

Sam and Pippen said...

Our mom's forgot the baggies and we're always pooing... one time she had to use her glove! Luckily they were old and cheap. Now she gets to get a new pair for next winter!

Sam and Pippen

Remington said...

Oops! I am certain you didn't mean to do that.... I am a bit shy about that stuff so I wait until I get home.

Amber DaWeenie said...

All I can say's is...well...hehehehehe! I would have luved to see dat. You did really great, girl! Keeps up da good work. Typical Puddles behavior!

Glads to hear dat Blob #2 is doin' so well on da walkies.

PeeS....makes sure you takes da flashy beast da next time. Mom can hangs it froms her neck!

Anny said...

All 3 of you walking togethers?? wowwheeeeeeeeeee... your mom is a very brave woman i must say so myself...
piper and i never go in one direction and never walk in sync.. and it drives HER mad.. lalalalala.. and i always poop at the side.. while Mr P likes to poop right in the middle of the road... you should see her trying to pick poop and have both of us in different directions... we stretch her like a rubber band.. *BOL*

You should try that with your mommy.. hehehhehehe

>>insert wicked laugh<<

Anny said...

once we went a walking and ran out of poop bags (can u believes it) we pooped and pooped and re-poop... and SHE had to find some big leaves along the way to scoop poop.. *BOL* cos them neighbours ARE ALWAYS watching behind them windows... and RED ALERT if poop gets left behind even for a while for you to run home to get poop bags. You get complained.. left right center.. top bottom everywheres... glad i don't live in that neighbourhood. Piper does.

woofs n licks,
Dommy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, Whitney is one furry girl - her coat is beautiful. But we bet it isn't fun to brush.

Thunder is the only one who is likely to poop on our walks, but he seems to have a knack for doing it on the occasional day that Mom forgets the poop bags. She actually goes back in the car to pick it up if she can't find some trash around.

We used to walk as a trio, but one fall too many and the Momster now takes Phantom first and the TD and Ciara - seems to work best and she says it gives her extra exercise.

Hope you all get more fun walks - we LOVE walks.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaaaa ha ha! Oh, I can just see your mom hiding her face and all! Tell her to remember the dark glasses and the camera next time!

Mom says our shy dogs usually do better in a group because they follow the lead of those of us who are more confident, and maybe because there's safety in numbers! Way to go, Whitney!

Bunny

P.S. Puddles, you have my sincere apologies for the e-mail my mom sent earlier. I tried to stop it! It has something to do with nail polish. You might be able to intercept it before your mom reads it.

Barbara said...

I say, poop more often! You let your mom get out of practice!!

Corbin said...

I'm so proud of Whitney! Mom has only tried walking with me and a foster dog a few times... Cranberry was really good about it, but the others... not so much, BOL!
-Corbin

The Heartbeats said...

Ma and Pa got hitched about 1.5 years ago. This hike was a while back but it was the hike that made them wanna get hitched... Ma was on her way home from working out so she wasn't in any position to judge anybody's looks!! I try to lick her sweaty legs and give her a hint that she's nasty but...
AND Ma is WAY excited abouts the Walmart!!! They gots a sale going on or something for the grand openin'?

Wiggles,
Calhoun

What Remains Now said...

Per usual, from the very first line, you had me laughing so hard I could barely read.

I don't know, I think your mom is very brave to take all of you out at the same time for a walk, but I can understand the basis for your assessment too. Other than a certain incident, I'm glad everything went so well.

Freedom and Casper don't go on walks...but that's changing soon! At least that's what I keep threatening.

Noodles said...

Ya know - POOP Happens! What's a pup to do?
Love Noodles

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Back in the Olden Times, when Mom had TaiChi, Billy (our very evil toy poodle great uncle who is in the Bad Sport Hall of Fame), and Ben (a standard poodle who was a good guy, but fell prey to Billy's evil influences), Mom would take all 3 of them on walkies at once. TaiChi would poke along while Ben and Billy would get all excited about every doggie they saw. Mom said it was quite the experience (I think she used the word 'humiliating' at one point...). Anyhoo, I think your Mom should be happy that you pooped outside. I mean, you could have pooped INSIDE.

BTW, MY Mom wants to kiss you for saying she looks young! She was a little panicky about the whole '40' thing, but you made her feel much better!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Amber-Mae said...

HEE HEE. You sure know how to embarrass your mom. We have done the exact same thing a couple of times like for example today. I actually poopeted on the road for the very 1st time in my 5 1/2 years of existence! TEE HEE

Brian said...

Oops, but tell Mom thanks for the scoop!!!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I don't carry a bag with us either b/c she never poops out of her yard!!! One day pretty long time ago now she did!! I picked it up with leaves and acted like it was no big deal!! LOL It really was tho!!
Tom use to just pick up anything in the grocery store too and now a days since we have been going to the farmers market he is fussier than I am!! He looks and looks and looks!!
So sorry you didn't get GOOD strawberries!!! They are hard to find in the grocery store!!!!
Thanks for your visit!
xx, Bambi & Fern

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Poopin' on da sidewalk is just the best! Isn't it funs to watch the momma's eyes dash around tryin' ta find somethin' ta pick up da 'drop'.

Bruschi said...

BOL! You pooped on the sidewalk!! You didn't even try to find grass?! That is hysterical!
Know how gross my mommy is? She carries a poop bag and CATCHES my poop in her hand as I poop...yes, you heard me correctly, she squats down and reaches under my butt and catches it mid poop! Talk about invasion of privacy! BOL!

rottrover said...

We think your mom was super smart to walk all three of you together! You and B-1 can teach B-2 how to do it waaaayyy faster than your mom can. A pack of DOXIES!!! EEEEEEEK!! Your mom can be the Doxie Whisperer BOL!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Kitty+Coco said...

Heeee hahahaha!!! Oh Puddles, the visual you have given us is just priceless. You flipped the script on your momma. Sneaky, and we love it! We make sure to make big gushy stinky poops as soon as we walk into the dog park. Dad has to pick up those b/c mom starts gaggin :)

Yay for your sis for being a great walker!

Kitty and Coco

mayziegal said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Puddles! That was an awfully good joke you pulled on your mom. Heehee! I wish YOU had had a flashy beast cuz I woulda luved to have seen the look on her face when you started pooping. BOL! Your mom should know to ALWAYS expect the unexpected with you, Puddles.

And on a more serious-like note (or maybe happy-in-a-different-way note), YIPPEE abouts Whitney being able to come on your walkies with you! What super wonderful, marvelous, terrific news! Do you think that's why you had to poop? Cuz you were so excited about that?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

KB said...

It's great that all of you can walk together now. Way to go Whitney!

Now, Puddles, that was quite a mean trick that you played on your mom. Have you been talking with my dog, R? He pulled the same thing smack in the middle of a grocery store parking lot! I ran real quick to the car to find a bag (no little turds from that boy - I need a 5 gallon leaf bag).

scotsmad said...

SHE always has three leads, sometimes a camera and poo bags stuffed in the waistband.

Kendra ALWAYS poos in the most public, inappropriate place and time! (You should see HER holding 3 leads, camera and scoopin' up poop) So SHE's laughin'.

We're happy the Blobs....I mean siblings are back on the heading.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

ABBY said...

*woot*
Puddles when ya gotta go ya gotta go and we is glad yoo went!

purrin
xoxox
Abby

Benny and Lily said...

Oh that was a good one. Those kids in the school need to be taught about poops and all the things you can use to clean it up
Benny & Lily

Maggie and Mitch said...

I have no problem pooping anytime anywhere and there have been times when our mom has forgotten the poop bags and she gets mortified too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

OK OK I'm able to breathe now, you POOPED AT A SCHOOL! Those poor poor children and your mom. I do believe that we should host a most mortifying poop contest, I'm not going to lie my poop stories are pretty cool!

Elyse and Riley said...

Riley never poops on walks either, but now you have convinced me to always carry poop bags because you never know when she may feel so moved to go ahead and take a dump!

I can just picture your frazzled Mum frantically looking for a piece of trash to use to pick up the poop! Hehe! Oh boy.

Anyway, happy Wednesday and have fun getting three leashes all tangled up in your Mum's hands--that's you and the two blobs' new job now!! :)

Elyse and Riley

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Walking 3 dogs and no bags? Oh, dear!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

My mom has learned da hard way...now her NEVER goes on a walks wif me wifout carrying a poop bag! :) YaY fur Whitney!!!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, way to tell Mom "poop on taking everyone walking!" BOL I bet everyone still had fun and I do wish there were pix of the action.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

road-dog-tales said...

hahahaha stoopid stick - maybe that's what's happened to our Mom! Anyway, maybe it's the spring air that got to your Mom but looks like it turned out to be a good thing. Now nobody has to wait in the car by theirselves, um theirself?, um - alone! Yay!

The Road Dogs

road-dog-tales said...

PeeS - We like the new header! Actually, we always like your new headers :)

The Road Dogs

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahaha! That's a good one. Here's one of my personal favorite. I poop, she uses the bag and throws it out, and then a few feet later, I poop again - and she no bag! How funny is that!

You have a pink leash just like Bunny! Funny, I never figured you for the girly pink type.

Your pal, Pip

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Bhahaha, I like to give surprise turds when I'm on my walkie too. I love to see the hoomans panic, BOL.

Now they're glad I'm the only pup in the house, hehe.

Woofs,
Pepsi

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

i'm so not a public pooper, either, but you're right...sometimes you just gotta GO! heehee. that's totally happened to me when my mama 'n daddy were walkin' me 'n asa. my poopies are a lot bigger. BOL. daddy had to find a stick and kinda flick my poopies to a spot where nobuddy would mind.

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- okie dokie, so next time bark to the park comes around, i am gonna give you like 50 gazillion days notice so you will be able to come!! heeheehee.

Jazzi said...

PUddles
That was a pretty funny story, BOL Made us both laugh!!

wags
Jazzi and Addy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

They always say,,, what goes in must come out- sometime,,,,
but sometimes its not in private,,, but hey,,, it is okay to poop
everyone does it
love
tweedles

George the Lad said...

Thats way funny, I bet you was saving it up lol!!!
Great to hear as we can't see, that all three of you are walking out together, tell mom that she now need 3x poo bags lol!!
other wise I can see you all getting in a mess!!!! and it won't be in the poo bags!!
Thanks for your comments, you sure make me laugh when I come to visit
See Yea George xxx

Bobbi said...

LOL> Puddles, I hope your poop wasn't a disgusting wet one. Gracie is now into the habit of squeezing out an 'impossible to pick up' runny quarter-sized one every 25 feet. NOT PRETTY!!
This was so fun to read.... I can't wait to hear more. BTW - I love the attitude that you have on your face- You're hilarious, Puddles.

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Too funny!!!! OMG...love it!! I'm glad Holly isn't the only one that has to poop right in the road in front of everybody making me want to jump into the woods and hide!! Still catching up...and I do love your new header!!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Neeko said...

Oh Miss Puddles... You are Hilarious as always :o)))
Glad you all had a good walk together. Your Mommy is very brave to take you all especially when one child is a practical joker ;o)

Smooches,
Neeko ♥
P.S Pawsome Thanks for your very kind words about my Sis’ passing.