Thursday, April 14, 2011

More From My Walkie

P Doggy heres to finish my story bouts our walkie.
Furst, I wanted to say dat all of your comments had me laughin' and I find it very interesting dat many of ya'll don't poop on walks. I seriously thought I was da only one dat didn't do dat.

Anyways, so we gets back to da car and we haves our water and rest and blah blah blah.
And I was still laughin' !
Bwhahahahahaha...I pooped on da siiiiiidewalk...hehehe!

 But in an interesting turn of events...they was all laughin' at me.

They said I looked like a dork in dis foto below.
Said I didn't looks likes da Puddles!
Does I look likes a dork to ya'll?????
(seriously, don't answer dat)

And I was all like..."what?"..."why ya'll callin' me a dork?"

"Dat's not funny! Hmmmmmmph!"


But then,  I got 'em real good....

I told my so-called "family" I wasn't gonna talks to them no mores...evers...again!
Or furs da next 5 seconds anyways.

I thinks I'm gonna needs therapy to get overs dis...sigh.
Or a Bud Light to drown my sorrows in.

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: we has a video we gonna TRY to upload tomorrow...hehehehehehehehehehehe!

48 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles there is no way you could go without talking for more than 5 seconds. You have a most expressive face my sweet doxie friend. Oh and kudos to you...looks as if you got a pawacure!! Or did you file them down naturally while walking and pooping yesterday.
Hugs your BFFF
Madi

Frankie Furter said...

You used the SILENT TREATMENT??? I LOVE that one.... I do it to mom and dad ... And I see you also turned your back on them. Works every time fur me!!!

Hey you know what you should do fur your next walkie??? Give your mom TWO Walmart bags... One to pick up your poop and one to keep over her head.
BaaaaWaaaaaah

Gloria said...

LOL you not talk??? Think I know better, hehe. And.........poop on Wal Mart LMYBO! You never look like a dork my friend, so ignore those comments!

~Shelle said...

BwaHahahaha at what Frankie Furter said!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Well, dose WallyWorld bags do come in handy for sometin'....Mom uses dem all da time to cleans up da backyard. But you should hears da HBO words when she fills one up and finds out dere was a HOLE in da bag.

PeeS....your laughing face is priceless, Mom says. BOL

Elyse and Riley said...

Can't wait to see this video that you have me so highly anticipating!! We will not touch that "dork" question with a 10 foot pole! Hehehe! We actually really liked the pictures where you were laughing--they were very cute! The Blobs are just jealous that they don't have a whole lot of personality like you do.

Forget the silent treatment, you need to make LOTS of noise to get on your family's nerves! :)

Elyse and Riley

Elyse and Riley said...

P.S.--Aren't you surprised we're up this early? I have a daggone dentist appointment...FUN!

Momma Tea said...

Ohhhh Puddles you could never be dorkyfied not never ever so ignore them. You have the most beeyootiful wee doxie face and we love you lots Little Miss

Love
Momma Tea
xxx x xxx

Ruby and Penny said...

We think you look absolutely adorable in that photo. You have and ear to ear grin.
Love Ruby & Penny

Remington said...

Oh don't let the teasing get to you Miss Puddles....if anyone can take a joke it would be you! You are AWESOME!

Tank said...

DORK!

I'll never understand why your commenters all suck up to you... are you still passing around kool-aid?

KB said...

You truly looked like you were grinning, or even laughing! But your family put you in your place. Did you last 5 seconds without talking? I doubt it :)

Corbin said...

BOL You do look silly in that photo... but I think you're just super tired from all the walking and the pooping! I look pretty silly when I'm all worn out too!
-Corbin

Peggy Frezon said...

You manage to find adventure wherever you go! And you are not a dork, I think you handled the situation admirably!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Guv'ner Puddles cood NEVER b a dork - u iz tu dignified an'sofis-tikated fer that. Yep - your "furmaly" iz just jealus that they ain't got what u got an'we bet they wish THEY cood poop on the sidewalk an'still keep your compozhur.

Frum Shiloh - I fergot tu stop by yestaday - the other day when me an'mom wuz at Petsmart gettin'my nailz clipped - after that wuz dun an'we wuz in the store - a few feet frum the door but rite in view of it, I stopped rite there an'pooped. Yepperz, anyone comin'in the store had to c me - mom wuzn't tu happy az I wondered around her az she cleaned it up. You no what - us doggiez gotta du what we gotta doo-doo (oh I made a funny - ha-ha)

Ms. ~K said...

Yous not a dork, yous our sweet Puddles!
xoxo

jen said...

You are so not a dork Puddles, I am a dork, but you certainly are not!

houndstooth said...

You? A dork? Oh, Puddles, don't be silly! Now, there are times we've seen you swinging from chandeliers after a few too many beers, but if that wasn't going to embarrass you, then I wouldn't worry about that little old picture!

Bunny

road-dog-tales said...

That's right, Puddles, you give 'em the cold shoulder until they give you the respect you deserve!

BTW, you look extra fabulous in your pink ensemble!

The Road Dogs

Brian said...

You, a dork??? Nope, I'd never believe that in a million years. I would believe the beer though!

Amber-Mae said...

A bud light would be a brilliant idea! Can't wait to watch the video. TEE HEE

Barbara said...

No way are you a dork, and instead of not talking to them (which is hard for you), I say the next time you're in the car, you fart a couple of times. That will show them.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Shiloh agin - I think I mite b on a roll here -
Ok, so u pooped on the sidewalk, big deal - if u wuz az big aza cow, at least u don't let your chipz fall where they may.
(Oh, anuther funny - I am good sumtimez

mayziegal said...

Um, well, okay, now, as your BFF, you know I gotta tells you the truth that maybe you did looks a weeee bit dorkified in that picture. BUTT...before you don't talk to ME for 5 whole seconds, you make dorkiness look GOOD. Only the Puddles could make dorkiness looks fashionable, and that's the truth!

And I'm still laughing at that joke you played on your momma. Heehee!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Benny and Lily said...

Puddles a good way to get them back, wait til every buddy is in the car then do a gaser. Smelly gasses get them every time
Benny & Lily

Anny said...

a dog... and not a dork.. hehehehe.. a change of "ears position" and you are the adorable Puddles again :)

now now... i poo on them sidewalks too.. and when you haveta go.. you haveta.. so dun ya worry abouts that Puds.

Anny said...

i did like the first picture of yous and albert laughing away.. or was it whitney.. hehehehehee.. the blobs the blobs...

JackDaddy said...

I do hope it's not a pooping video! :) I see enough of that already! :)

Remington said...

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http://dachshundlove.blogspot.com/search?q=grover

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Puddles, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

We don't think you look dorky at all!!!

Good luck with the silent treatment!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, you crack us up - you are the girl of many faces - but we do like you laughing the best. Did you really make it through those five seconds of silence?

We love your new header, the little sidebar on your pic is too funny:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

JackDaddy said...

I sent you like 8 million brownies so you would have enough to share with all your friends! Do you think they got eated at the post office?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Naw, you don't look like a dork. You actually look, ah, cute. Really. I mean it! (Not poop on walks? What's the point of going on a walk if not to poop? We like to see how many bags of poop Mom can carry before she reaches a trash can!) Nice silent treatment! Abby does that, but I don't sulk as much as she does! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

scotsmad said...

Well.......maybe a happy dork! We all have pictures that don't capture the REAL us!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Hey P doggy! Does this video you have show you poopings? You take such good photos...no dorky ones at all.

Hugs
Sequoia

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Hey Puddles....First I have to say I love your new header! It is beautiful! I'm way behind so not sure what is going on (do I ever really know?) but if you are talking about poo on a walk, I thought all dogs did that or at least one dog in my house sure does every single time we go out! No way or you a dork. I'm going to have to read back to see what I've missed! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly (ps: Holly and I will always cherish goint to the wedding in the spaceship!!!)

ABBY said...

Puddles
Yoo gots da bestest xpurrs-shuns I efur did cea!
We hope yoo went moore dan 5 seconds and showed dem!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

Zona said...

Pooping on the sidewalk... BOL!! Puddles you are GENIUS! I gotta sign up for your class on making two-leggers do embarrassing things.

Does the silent treatment work for you? When Phoenix does that to us, we're all kind of relieved. (Don't tell her I said that!!)

Wags,
Zona

PeeS: Madi's right - nice pawdicure!!! I should get one too. I've been biting mine. :(

A MilShelb Mom said...

Well, we didn't comment yesterday, but we thought it was funny that you pooped on the sidewalk! Our parents are always embarrassed if we poop in someone's yard. They HATE when other dogs poop in our yard and so we have to go right on the edge... and even then they pick it up... when they remember the bags... half the time they forget the keys and lock us out of our own house. They're not so bright. Anyhow, we don't go on walks much these days... the 'rents have gotten LAZY.
~Milly and Shelby

Bobbi said...

Oh Puddles, you're so funny! The old silent treatment, eh? If you're video won't upload on blogger, put it on youtube and bring it over. Or - if you don't have any problem putting it on blogger tell me how because I never have any success with it. I can't wait to see your video!!!

What Remains Now said...

I don't think I'll be able to handle a Puddles video! I don't think you looked like a dork, but that picture did make me laugh really hard, so I don't know what that means. I'm a pretty new reader and I knew that the silent treatment was not a good threat. I think the poopin' thing might make everyone stand up and take notice though. Just a thought.

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Oh, Puddles, I had to catch up with about 87 of your posts. We haven't been able to get to Blogville much this week. You don't ever look like a dork, but in that picture you do look like the sort of doggy that's eager to please and will do just about anything for a pat on the head and a word of approval. So, I don't think it's really you in that pawticular photo. Also, that new header is just beautiful.

Asta said...

Puddles
I'm sowwy I wasn't hewe yestewday.Dadi was sick and mommi was wowking till night time.
I just wead about youw walk, bwahahahahahahaha
I'm glad that youw sissie did so well on the walks. I can't believe anyone would make fun of you.You'we gowgeous and wondewful
Umm, whewe DO you poop?
I always pop on my walks and pee too, I pull mommi to the edge of the sidewalk(the cuwb) it's the wight way to do it, and luckily thewe is a gawbage can on evewy block of the city, so We can thwow the bag wight away
I hope you'we talkig to me
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles,, no your not a dork at all!
I cannot do the silent treatment,, will you teach me?
love
tweedles

rottrover said...

I have a dork-face, too sometimes :-)

-Ruby

Maggie and Mitch said...

No way could you ever be a dork, Puddles. Not in a million zillion years!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hey Miss Puddles,

Soory we haven't been artound much. Mommy still isn't "right". We caught up on everythingm we've missed and as usual injoyed every minute of it. So happy Whitney is walking with you guys. Mommy says she gots a little shovel and broom your Mommy can borrow if you keep pooping on the sidwalk.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Weenie

kissa-bull said...

we always find that a special aromatic toot is all that ish needed for the paybacks tee hee hee

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack