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PIp's house has been on da market fur awhile and so we all thought we'd try and help him and family sell it. Ya'll knows how we likes to help when we can.
I brung out da map of Blogville so ya'll can see dat Pip's house is in a prime location.
It is in walking distance to da bar.
I has my Kool-aid stand up and running fur fur da open house.
I has a variety of flavors ya knows.
I'm gonna takes ya'll on a tour of Pip's house...just don't gets it confused withs MY house cuz my house ain't up fur sale.
Okays, now fur da grand tour....
Dis here is da fo-YAY of Pip's house.
Very fun to run and slide on da marble floors and I won't mention sliding down da bannister.
(Big sq ft)
Da living room where Pip watches Oprah.
(Large sq ft)
Da kitchen with all brand new appliances and a well stocked Fridgidaire...very important
brand new stove has been added ...it cooks a real good squirrel stew.
(Gigantic sq ft)
Da most important room in da house is da bar and gameroom...comes completely stocked withs beer, tacos, cheeto's, and chipmunk sheeshkabobs.
It is stocked nows but I can't promise it'll be theres once sold.
(I has dat highlited in da contract)
It also has a brand new chandeleir cuz sumptin' happened to da other one but I can't recall
exactly WHAT happened.
(Ginormous sq ft)
It also has an indoor pool area fur those kerazies dat likes to swim...and a tiki bar (my favorite)
Purty umbrellas fur da drinks is included.
(Perfect sq ft)
Palm trees are fake so you won't even need to water them.
If purchased in da next 24 hours I will personally throw in my neighbor's totally free!
and 8 Shamwow towels.
But you must act now.
Our operators are standing by.
(contract subject to change without warning)