Monday, May 9, 2011

I killed a SQUIRREL!

(Not fur Remington's eyes)

I killed me a SQUIRREL yesterday!
BOOOOOYAH!
I did, I really did!
( I thought it would make an awesome Momma's Day present to be honest)

Let me tells ya'll all bouts it cuz I am once again super excited cuz I nevers thought it would be done!

Mum was right behind when we was goin' outside and I took off like a streak of lightin' and then....
BAM, I gots me a squirrel and mum didn't EVEN see it happen until My Girl started yellin'.
Hehehehehehe...silly mum.
By da way, I killed it instantly so he felt no pain, or at least I don't think so.
So mum came to see what I had and her and da girl thought I had a bird...sorry, but da Puddles don't do birds.
Mum realized it was a squirrel and she was all like " Aaaaaaaaack....HOLY COW, I can't believe you actually caught a squirrel"...then her started yellin' fur my dad cuz he was home.
Dad comes out and brudder and sissy came out too so then mum had to keeps them away and theres I sat withs my trophy sayin' NEENER, NEENER, NEENER(they were SOOOOOO jealous!)

Da worstest part was dat Dad wouldn't let me gets no pictures of my furst squirrel!
"Just one little foto dad?!?!"

He was NOT happy withs me but, I tries to tell him dat it's what I was genetically programmed to do.
Sorry, but my breed hasn't evolved dat much.
I'm starting to think mum is way cooler than my dad nows.

Dang, I am still in complete shock dat I has gotten me a chipmunk AND nows a SQUIRREL in one week.
I'm on a roll!

Course, I is prolly banned from da yard now without supervision cuz mum is kinda concerned bouts da ground hogs.


RIP Mr. Squirrel
Peace Out,
Puddles
One more thing, ya'll can blame dis all on Miss Shelby, her started it all...bwhahahaha!

70 comments:

Mango said...

You are turning into Puddles the Exterminator!
"I'll be back."

Slobbers,
Mango

Gloria said...

Wow you sure are on a roll! To bad you couldn't make some soup outta that squirrel.

Bobbi said...

Way to go Puddles! Your face says it all. And what a nice Mothers day present for your Mum!!

Sarge said...

Hey Killer Puddles!
Wow, great job!!! I've never killed a squirrel, but I did get a mouth full of fur last week...mine escaped. You did great!! Next time, tell the peeps we want pix!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Madi and Mom said...

OMC Puddles you have turned in to a lean, mean attack machine. What kind of vitamins do you take?
Lets break this down for Dad!!
1. they are in YOUR yard uninvited
2. you are still a young active lady Doxie
3. and it is in your DNA just like my Mom has a special chocolate DNA she can't help that she craves chocolate and says she would 'kill' for it. But thankfully she hasn't had to do that.

Mom has a special post just for you later this week.

Hugs
Madi

Frankie Furter said...

PUDDLES PUDDLES P U D D L E S !!!

You are the GRRRRREATEST HUNTRESS!!

CONGRATULATIONS GIRRRRL.

You practiced on the chipmunk and graduated UP to the SQUIRREL!!!

Next you are gonna Grab a Groundhog... and then ...
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My.

I can NOT believe that you didn't get to have it stuffied and mounted to hang on the wall. It would have looked GRRRRREAT in the Governor's Mansion!!!

You ROCK girrrl!!!

jen said...

Way to go Puddles! You must be super fast to catch a squirrel! We have tried to catch them before but they are so much faster and they just run up the tree and laugh at us!
You are our hero Puddles!

~Shelle said...

So all that practicing with the soccer ball has helped you become the Rodent Terminator huh?

I think you should have grilled that up too! Perhaps you can explain to your Dad that you are not crazy about the kibble and are just supplementing your diet with real meat?

Elyse and Riley said...

I can't even let Riley see this!! She would be oh-so-jealous!! She's tried for 2 years to kill a squirrel with no luck.

Congratulations on your big accomplishment! That's amazing! I guess you're a big game hunter (or huntress) now! Just remember, once you get even more famous than you already are, that we knew you way back when, okay?

The funny thing is that yesterday when I left the Mother's Day greeting for your Mum (oh, and your Dad sounds like a total drag, sorry!), I almost mentioned something about you going to catch/kill her a nice present in the back yard. And then I wake up this morning and read this!! Too cool.

Thanks for your very kind words on my blog, they mean a lot to me!!! :)

Elyse and Riley

Mr. Pip said...

First a chipmunk, now a squirrel - what's next ...a BEAR? You are definitely on a roll. Just don't mistake me for a groundhog or a possum (I move slow) if I happen to pass through your yard on the way to the bar.

Your pal, PIp

Sam and Pippen said...

A Squirrel and a chipmunk? In one week? We can't tell our mom cuz she might ban us from your bloggie... you're turning into a mass murderer!

Sam and Pippen

A MilShelb Mom said...

Bahahaha! Sounds like your Dad and my Mom could be friends! hahah! No photos of the squirrel. Man! That stinks! How about this- know how Mom put it by the garage (cause she is dumb and thought it would come back to life) well, it is GONE. It disappeared. BUT, it was dead. So, we have a dead squirrel THIEF!! Crazy, huh?
~Shelby

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

OMD, Puddles! That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. You know, that is exactly what I wanted to give my Moms for Mother's Day. I swear I was thinking about it the other day. The only problem was that I've never actually caught a squirrel. Came close a few times, but I'm told that only counts in horseshoes, whatever that means. You are amazing and our heroine, furever and ever. Oh, and totally congrats, too!

road-dog-tales said...

You've found your new career - Puddles Pest Control! At least you know what NOT to get your Dad for Father's Day. Glad that your Mom was appreciative anyway. We bow down before you - Puddles the Mighty Huntress!

The Road Dogs

Brian said...

Hey, don't worry Puddles, they'll make more!

Minna Krebs said...

What a most wonderful Mothers Day Pressie, Puddles !!!!

I can't imagine a nicer gift! I definitely thinks you should have it taxidermied and hang it in your house .....maybes over da fireplace or something

Minna Krebs said...

This is much more exciting than those Barbie doll heads you previously kilt

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles....do you see the disappointment in my eyes....will there be a funeral....poor little squirrel....RIP....

Erin and Co. said...

UR mom knows dat God put these animals out there for us to keep our fine doxie sense in shape? Tell hers to think of how over run the world would be with all these RODENTS runnin around!?

Erin and Co. said...

Umm dat was from me Texas. NOt my mom.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great photo, Puddles, even if we didn't get to see the dead evil critter!!! We are so proud of you for your outstanding skills as a huntress. What's next??? Will you get that woodchuck?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Amber-Mae said...

NICE JOB GIRL!!! Keep it up!

scottishdogs said...

Hey Puddles, you are one hell of a vermin catcher. Puttin we Scotties to shame!

How comes your Dad refused you the trophy when you looks so cute!

Even Bonny agrees, you are not just a pretty face. 2 Vermin in one week - awesome!

Woofs wags licks,
Hector and co xxxxx

Barbara said...

No bloody photos? That's really uncool Dad. Puddles is finding her groove and it's RODENT DEATH TIME.

I think it's awful that you have to have supervisions now.

Mom shoulda just cooked up that squirrel for Mother's Day dinner!

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

You are definitely on a roll, darlin' gal!!!!!!!!!! We say "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!!!! One less squirrel to get into your attic and chew on your wiring!!!!!!!!!!

We love you, Puddles, and Albert, and Whitney, and all your humans.

Dog Foster Mom said...

Wow Puddles, that is most impressive work. If you run out of rodents in your yard, feel free to come to my house for awhile. I could use some help with the Industrial Sized Moles, aka ROUS.

Schnauzer Days said...

Well done Puddles!! As you say, that's what you were bred for after all, that's why we get annoyed when we get told off for barking - we were bred as watchdogs! All of these humans need a lot more training don't they? Dex & Lou x

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Yes, Mango said it !!! You are getting dangerous Puddles!!! Look out critters!! They are not use to looking out for you!! They better get on the ball or they will be gone!!!
Bambi use to be that way too!! She is too old to care any more!!
xx, Fern

Anny said...

squirrel too??? oh my gawddddddd.. i tots i was reading the same post.. and i kinda got to backtrack a bit... and then it was chipmunk and now squirrel.. and what's next on the menu? hehhehehehhee

you are really good... i ams a thinking.. your dad gonna surely crate you soon... or tie yous up or ban yous from the yard... i think yours dads is in the cahoots with them squirrels and chippymunks.. what do ya thinks? get momma on your side will ya... and little girl Abi too. don't worry about them blobs... they won't be on anyone's side...

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles, what has come over you?? You are starting to get quite the reputation in our 'hood...

The Heartbeats

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles.
absolutely no need to be skeered about tomorrow's Puddles post.
I stuck to the facts and facts is facts....Hope you enjoy it.
Hugs Madi

Monaco said...

Im pretty proud of you even I like the squirrels more alive, so I can hunt them more often!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops. You're faster than your mom thought you are. We'd congratulate you but Jan is watching.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Thanks Puddles for coming to visit with Bambi, Happy and me. I do so love your company!!!
I guess I should Congrats you on your kill, but Puddles I do so feel sorry for the squirrel, you know!! I am the Animal lover you know!! I use to have little funerals for the squirrels Bambi killed!!
love you girl anyway, Fern

Tucker said...

Hmmm a chipmunk and nows a squirrel. I think you is turning into a kitteh - if you gets a mouse next I don't knwo what to do wif you,

woof - Tucker

ABBY said...

Grate job Puddles
We kitties is so proud of yoo!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

rottrover said...

OMD, OMD, OMD!!! Miss Puddles, you didn't! We are most impressed with your huntress-skilz, gurl!! We were telling Tank, yesterday while we were writing a nice comment on the Woo's blog, two of those little freakazoids (that's right - 2!!) were playing right in front of our front window!! Of course we couldn't go out front, so we had to bark and whine and jump on furniture and bang into the window. We HATE them. Ruby was so upset she had to stand on the arm of the couch!! GGrrrrrrrr! Gurl, you are our hunting hero!
A most impressive achievement!

Rottie Kisses!

JackDaddy said...

Hmmmm, I wonder why she thought it was a cow? :)

And a religious one at that!

Cole said...

Meadow and Beckett give you two paws up!

And I say - OH MY DOG!!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Congratulations, Puddles! We are VERY proud of you! That's just awesome!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Puddles, look at what happens when I am not around! WOWSIE....YOU CAUGHT A SQUIRREL???? I hear tell that those critters are right good when cooked in Bud Lite Beer!!!!

RIP Mr. Rat with a floofy tail (aka Mr. Squirrel) Neener Neener Neener.....you couldn't get away from The Puddles!!!

I've missed you Puddles!!!

Love, Auntie Deb

p.s. I have some cold Bud Lite and some Cheetos -- come over and have a cold one on me!!!

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

wow...a squirrel! My Human just tells me to "leave it", so I have to watch...

Thanks for stoppin' to visit.
Y'all come back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Neeko said...

Oooooooh Noooooooo!
Please tell my Mommy you are kidding...
I'm with you Cutie Pie but my Mommy would have called 911 to save the critter...
The photo of you is just PRICELESS!!!

Smooches,
Neeko ♥

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, has you thought bout startin you own ex-ter-min-a-tor companies to earn some green papers of yours own?

Zona said...

OMD - it IS contagious! Wait until you hear what Phoenix did. I'm impressed with your hunting skills. What a week you've had!!

Wags,
Zona

Tank said...

Your expression in that picture is really kind of creepy. You look like you can't wait to kill something else... maybe Sam & Pippen are right. omg You wouldn't turn on your girl would you?! Mum? omg The neighbors have turned you into some kind of killing machine haven't they???

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
You have been very busy!
You have become a professional hunter!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Oskar said...

Yep, you are queen of the yard alright. I'm quite jealous!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Vermin be warned -

The Puddles is on patrol!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Wyatt said...

You either have some really slow squirrels or you have been working out, Puddles!! Did you do some training with your Greyhound friend, Bunny?

Wyatt

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I am totally and completely impressed! Are you going to give us a recipe for chipmunk and squirrel shish ka bob next?

Bunny

hero said...

OMD! We have got a killing machine here... Puddles the Rodent Huntress. You definitely rule the backyard, Puddles... I bet the squrrels, chipmunks and all other mammals are having an emergency meeting on this very threat to they survival now and planning the next big migration.

Licks, hero

What Remains Now said...

Forget Broward County, the Hunting Channel's going to come courting pretty soon.

Benny and Lily said...

One less tree rat to worry about
Benny & Lily

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Movin on up Puddles!! Can't wait untuil tyou catch that groundhog.

Love the look on your face!!

{{huggies}}....Mona & Weenie

Jbenz said...

Pebbles! You Rock! can you come teach my cats how to get them squirrels and chipmunks!?!?!?
-JBenz

scotsmad said...

Da PUD RULES!!!!!

XXXOOO Daisy Kendra & Bella

Mollie said...

Leave the kittehs alone!! That would seem to be the next step in your future, and I'd hate to have to put a kitteh contact out on you!

Mollie said...

contRact, that is!

Jazzi said...

WTG puddles!! That is awesome, your very own squirrel!! You go girl!!!

wags
Jazzi

Minna Krebs said...

Next time you whack a squirrel, be sure you do it when your dad is at work...so you can get fotos, okay? Okay

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles--- you are living a dog's life!!
Your fan, Fern

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD Puddles I bow to you awsomeness!

PLEASE come to my house, we have like 87 trillion squirrels and they are like eating things in the shed. They chewed the telephone lines last week and it cost Mom lots of those green things. Now Mom hates the squirrels!

I gots ta have some help and it seems to me that you is the

SquirrleMinator!

Puddles RULEs!

woo woos, Tessa

Pee s...if you come here we could like feed the world! I'm just sayin

~Shelle said...

well, as I told Baxter I don't know what Golf is... By the time they got the net up it was dark and they came inside. I am thinking its a new-fangled squirrel catcher or a G(opher) O(pposum) L(emur) F(urry critter) net... Mom didn't even look at it today, which is funny as she said that was one of the thingies she wanted for her birfdays, but I sure did!! I am hoping tonight that we will catch something! :) If we do I'll let you know... I'm thinkin that we can beer can bbq the squirrel like you do a chicken.. :D

littlemissjackie said...

Gosh Miss Puddles, that's pawesome! Too bad your dad wouldn't let you have a photo, maybe you can sneak one of the next critter you catch!

Conbarkulatory wiggles,

Jackie

Alfie said...

you rule!!! why wouldnt your dad want you to hurt the lil critters? critters are annoying and thats what we critter hunters do! haha. my people would gladly let you patrol our yard and get rid of the voles :D i seem to struggle with that skill!

scottishdogs said...

Just popped over to see if you had moved on to bears yet?

Woofs and Waggles
Hector and Bonny (+Lucy)
xx

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Boy, it's been a tough week on rodents! We keep trying, but so far, no luck. Abby has snatched a couple of birds on the wing right out of the air, earning extra style points for her arabesque. Of course, mama is as much of a stick in the mud as your dad, all 'Ewww! Drop it!' and stuff. Well, we doggies appreciate your accomplishments, Puddles!

Jed & Abby

Jaana said...

Yup, you can't stop a doxie when they are on a hunt. Lucky enough for most furries, they have shoooort legs so they are not all that fast. But you know that around here doxies are used to hunt wild boar, moose and deer so maybe Puddles will try to upgrade ;)

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

How is killing squirrels a bad thing? And I think you're right - nothing says 'I love you Mom' like a squirrel carcass! Heehee. Nice work!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus