Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I Finally Did IT!!!!!

I am heres to report to my loyal fans dat there is one less chipmunk in da world today.
Yes, I killed my very furst chipmunk yesterday.
(hold your applause to da end please and thank you)

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
 
Lemme tells ya'll all abouts it cuz I is all excited.
You see, I was outside and mum was inside but hers was spyin' on me through da window and hers saw me break a right and then break a left and then BAAAAAAM...her saw me doin' da kill shake withs my head.
I hads Alvin's cuzzin in my mouf...shakin' him all about (dat kinda rhymes).
Yes furiends, I may be long but I can still turn on a dime.

Then mum comes bustin' outta da house with her arms all flyin around...
(no hers didn't hurt herself in dis episode)
I looked at hers and decided it would be in best interest to drop my victim.
Then her starts yellin' "GO PUDDLES...GO PUDDLES...GO PUDDLES!!!!!!!!"
Now mum will prolly tells ya'll her was saying NO PUDDLES instead of GO PUDDLES but who are ya'll gonna believes? Me or her????
So her comes running down to see what I had gotten and
he wasn't likes totally dead so guess what my mum did?
Her GAVES me permission to snag it again so I could kills it and put it out of it's misery.
How you likes them apples? Purty cool huh?
Anyways, I killed him (while mum looked away and regurgitated).
I did not eat him though...he was too dang salty fur my taste so I left him and let mum deal with his funeral.
Then I ran off and rubbed it in Brudder's face dat I did what he has always wanted to accomplish.
See, leave da tuff stuff to da girls...we always get it done quicker and more effeciently.

Kerazy Foto Lady AKA mum just hads to go and blur his face.
Her kept goin on and on about havin' respect furs da deceased....pftttttt!

Proud Doxie
Dats blood.
Yea,  I had to haves a baff but it was well worth it.

Oh and by da way, mum will also attempt to convince ya'll dat her was not happy withs me but I knows betters...her was SOOOOOO proud of me dat her was doin da Happy Dance in my honour.
Don't let her convince you her was stomping her feet.
Oh well who cares?
I IS PROUD OF MY SELF!

I is looking furs a Chipmunk recipe nows.
I'm thinking sheeshkabobs on da grill.

NOTE FROM MUM:
It is true, Puddles finally killed her first chipmunk and now her head is swollen even more than usual.
Puddles would also like you to believe she doesn't know commands but that isn't tha case. She knows "Drop It" rather well. In this case, all she had to do was "Drop It" just by looking at me.
I am not crazy that she killed the chipmunk but being a dog and a doxie for that matter, I know it is in her makeup and breed. There is a part of me that is proud of her.
This dog is incredibly fast and it blows my mind to watch how quick she is.
Also, I felt like I had no choice but to let Puddles kill the chipmunk after the first go to end it's pain. I couldn't dare let the chipmunk suffer so that is why I let her have it again. It may have been wrong but it was a quick judgment call.

Peace Out,
Puddles...and mum

PS: Broward County is gonna be really disappointed they didn't hire me.

59 comments:

Tucker said...

OMG - You are a born huntress! I guess I should hire you as my bodyguard or somethin'. That is pretty impressive.

woof - Tucker

Pee S -kitteh's kill chipmunks all the time.....hmm.

~Shelle said...

OMD You rock, Puddles!! :) My girl doxie had a run in with a possum two weeks ago, now she is afraid to go out at night... Perhaps she should have started on something smaller, like you did, and work up?
I shall have to tell Dixie.
hugs!

scotsmad said...

Puddles, you're a legend! And your Mum's right, you can't go against nature and years of breeding!

SHE would have felt sorry for the chipmunk too, but SHE'd hate a maimed one worse!

Well done, girl.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Wyatt said...

Puddles,
Stanzie got a squirrel once, but it was already injured and moving slow. You must be really, really fast!

Wyatt

Mr. Pip said...

You are quite the war hero! I thought yesterday was a BIG day for our country, but look at you GO! Will there some kind of parade in your honor?

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I killed an ant once, but then his friends came after me and scared me away.

Mango said...

Miss Puddles! You are amazing! Yup, that is what you were made for and I can tell your mom was very proud. And, yes, she was right to let you finish the job.

Just as well you didn't eat it. Those critters can be hard on the digestions.

Slobbers,
Mango

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm so super proud of you!! Way to go. You join a long legacy of speedy, stealthy, lethal hounds! I'm majorly impressed and love the pix.
Grr and a Killer Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter said...

Justice has been done.

You have killed Osama bin Munkan

I had NO Idea that you were really one of those Nayfee Seals.

You are a hero. You have rid the world of the EVIL one.

How long did you train fur your mission???

Blogville HONORS you!!!

What Remains Now said...

Puddles! You are amazing (I particularly liked your serious demeanor in the "bloody" photo). I think you and you mom did the right thing. A doggie does what they were made to do...and you did it! Bonus for your mom (not for you)...there may be a lot less chipmunks in your backyard. Word does seem to go out. Time for a beer, my friend!

Frankie Furter said...

PeeS... I am soooooo very much glad that you decided to release the photo..
Can't have those Squirrels goin on and on about a conspriacy theory.
Did your mom give him a burial at sea from the USS (U Sure Scored) Toylette?

Team Beaglebratz said...

Shasta here - WOWZERZ Guv'ner Puddles! Yepperz, u iz soooooo rite - don't send a man doggy tu du what a girl doggy no'ze best (he he - I kinda made a funny - no'ze best - NOZE) Us girlz du the best. I just gotta a little old mouse BUTT u gotta CHIPMUNK - that's a whole different bigger critter. You just elevated all us girl doggiez tu a bigger stature. You iza HERO! That'z 1 less chipmunk your mom hazta worry 'bout.

Gloria said...

Oh my! I never even seen a chipmunk! But.......I tried to kill a skunk once! Then......my hunting day ended! I just never knew why the parents were so upset over it though. Come to think of it........my boys didn't touch me for days too!

houndstooth said...

Puddles, when can we go on safari together? Think of all the hunting we could do! Oh, I am so proud of you, and green with jellyness that you got the chance!

Bunny

catherine_mary said...

Wowoo for Puddles - her first KILL!!!!

Really think you are great Puds and I oftens gets da instructions muddles like 'Keep' instead of 'Give' and stuffs likes that.

Enjoyed reading what you been up to lady. Your da 'man'!!!

Roodles Aroo
Hector and Bonny too! (+ Lucy who asleep - we putting 'parental control' on this one lol)

xxxx

road-dog-tales said...

Oh, Mighty Huntress Puddles - we bow before you and your mighty hunting skills! We can totally see why you would be proud! We would be too! Of course, our Mom is also a bit, okay a LOT, squeamish about this kind of behaviour - so she ran off to get some coffee. But WE say - GO PUDDLES! Um, do you do contract work? A lady we know has a little, um, raccoon problem that she would like taken care of.

The Road Dogs

Schnauzer Days said...

Big respect Puddles! We'll remember not to mess with you...wow! Dex & Louis x

KB said...

Yes, Broward County is totally missing out on your amazing skills! My dog R is SO jealous. He's been trying to get a chipmunk for THREE years, with no success. He's crying right now that Puddles beat him to it.

Anny said...

i am pretty impressed with you missy Puds... now can we have some barbeque chippymunks now?

Anny said...

For a small furry.. you sure am fast... didya get a slice of them barbeque?

Minna Krebs said...

I had a totally amazing comment to leaves, butt then I read Pip's.......and started laughing so much, I forgot what I was supposed to say!! BOL....he cracks me ups

Remington said...

I don't know what to say....I couldn't kill anything....poor little guy....

Peggy Frezon said...

Kelly gets snakes. She gets them in her mouth and shakes them all around too.

Brian said...

Such a mighty hunter, that opens the door to action movies too!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

WOW Puddles!! Looks like you did well at your first BIG hunt!! Congrats!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Jazzi said...

GIANT WTG's here!! Wahoa!!!!
You GO Girl!! I have killed 2 mice and yep my mom thought that it was terrible, but HEY!! Thats what I am pose to do and a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!! CONGRATS here!!!

wags
Jazzi

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles, Bambi is so so so proud of you!!!! Mom you did a good thing too not letting the chipmunk suffer!!!
Puddles I love dogs so much, well I love all animals so very much but I know some dogs just have to hunt sometimes!! It happens!!
Bambi is so happy for you girl!!
xx, Bambi & Fern

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oooohhhh.....Go Puddles Go...

My pack mate Benji caught a bird on Sunday. Feathers all over da place. Den he comes in and hurls. Dad was pickin up birdie legs. ICK!

rottrover said...

Well, Miss Puddles, it's only 8:10 AM here, but we're crackin' open three Coors Lights and raising them to you! Well done!!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Hey Puddles, I rolled in poo yesterday on our walk. Is that cool?? My brothers were not impressed. Are you? -Ruby

Barbara said...

Man that "Bloody Puddles" picture should go on your Facebook page!

Congratulations! You know, once you've had a taste....well, you know the story.

It's a good thing mom let you finish him off...imagine her trying to off the guy with a shovel? Ew, not pretty.

rottrover said...

BOL!!! at your comment on Sarge's blog!! Your mom's been spending time in "Wayne's World!"

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles....are your Terminator services very expensive? We don't have chipmunks; however, Mom says the entire population of spring squirrels are in our yard. If your services are reasonable we'd like to hire you. Other than squirrels we'll furnish Cheetos and all the Bud light you can handle....oh and a bed and blanket in fact you can have the blanket mom made me.MOL
Sincerely,
Madi

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Jan says she is fortunate none of us have caught a squirrel yet. We've had a couple panic, race the wrong way on the fence, hit the house and end up running for their life out of the pen, but no deaths yet. Buddy chased one up a tree once on a walk. That doesn't sound impressive until you realize he's a 45 pound dog.

Corbin said...

WOW! I haven't caught a chippermunk yet, BUT I did catch a bird a few weeks ago, and I caught a rabbit, but mom yelled and I dropped before I could give it the killer shake... THEN I almost caught a squirrel, but he got away... then the next afternoon my dad found a dead squirrel under the tree, so mom thinks I got at him more than she thought I did and he died later of his injuries... What? You didn't know I was a hound dog??????
-Corbin

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Puddles the mighty huntress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job, sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxx

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Sorry but I had to skip over this postie coz we do like the chipmonkeys here and we duss not put the bitey on them. Well, my sis Sydney would so I let her read it, k?

Amber-Mae said...

The County did not hire you??? What's wrong with them?! You did an amazing job terminating that chipmunk, Puddles! Well done in staying true to your breed. The other day, we almost got a chipmunk. too. The stupid bugger came into OUR porch (yes, our property!) so all 5 of us went after it. River almost got it. The little bugger squeaked when River stepped on it but it still managed to get away! DARN slippery floors!!!

sophie...^5 said...

Yowsa...that's total mayhem...you should be on Animal Planet!

Bailey said...

Wow. We never get that close.

-Bailey & Katy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles the Huntress!!! Great job, Puddles. TD is disappointed you didn't fill your belly with that good taste, but Ciara was just so proud of your accomplishment. Those little chipmunks are really fast, so Puddles, you must really know how to put the metal to the pedal or something like that. Bet Albert was so jealous.

Hope you find that recipe, then go out and get another one to test it out.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Ohh Puddles I am so proud of you! That is just the coolest thing ever. I can't wait til you see what I am giving Mom for Mother's Day!

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, you are one mean, fast killing machine.
How did it taste, we need to know?
Love Ruby & Penny, your slow relatives in Canada

littlemissjackie said...

Wow Miss Puddles, you ARE fast to catch one of those little chippitymunkies! They are probably as fast as skwirls! I've tried to catch skwirls but as I'm a bit plump I don't move as fast as I used to! (Well, and my mom wouldn't like it either!)

Conbarkulatory wiggles,

Jackie

Zona said...

WOW! I'm impressed! I love the chase but never do much more than catch and release. Phoenix however... if she was as fast as you, she could do a post like this! But she's not... yet! Congrats!!

Wags,
Zona

PeeS - I'm very much nosy so I read the comments too (all 87308 of them). Frankie's comments made us BOL!

mayziegal said...

Puddles, I...um, 'scuse me for a second...ahem...breathe, breathe...okay, I'm back. I just had to collects myself cuz I was all emotional-like over this Most Proud moment for you. No wonder your mom was yelling, "GO PUDDLES!" I mean, she woulda been ker-azy not to be all puffed up with pride at your Momentous and Great Accomplishment.

I think your mom was super terrific and smart for letting you finish Mr. Chipmunk off. You didn't hang him from a tree or something to warn away other chipmunks from your yard? Well, that's okay. Cuz I bets the story will be told far and wide in Chipmunkland that NOBUDDY better mess with the Puddles!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Cole said...

Puddles, I feel your momma's pain. Last year, my little Meadow (a doxie, like you!) had a banner hunting year.... 2 chipmunks, a squirrel and 5 birds (2 swallows, 2 morning doves and a cardinal).

Maggie and Mitch said...

Way to go, Puddles! Chipper sheeshkabobs sounds positively deeeeeelicious!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Junior and Orion said...

My goodness Puddles! You are very fast to have caught that chipmunk! They are speedy little things. We are super impressed at your hunting skills!

We are sorry to report that Meowm is feeling badly for the little chipper. She thinks they are very cute. She just doesn't understand the hunter instinct!

ABBY said...

OH Puddles
WAY to go gurlfriend!
I is so proud of yoo!!
Dat is one yoo gots in da bags!!
Yur ferst!!!
I is IM-pressed!!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

♥ Sallie said...

LOL!

Frankie was on a roll with his comments. Sounds like you should be the next one to race Bunny. :)

Hugs,

Elyse and Riley said...

You are officially Riley's idol!! You were her hero, but now you've soared to a higher new level! :)

There were two broken robin's eggs in our backyard...I'm wondering if Riley ate the babies! Doubtful that she would have left the shells though, so I'm guessing not. Who knows.

Okay, and Mr. Pip's comment cracked me up soooo much about the ants! :-)

I read your blog while I was gone to St. Louis, but didn't comment...so we are caught up on your crazy life!

Elyse and Riley

A MilShelb Mom said...

HOLY COW!!!! We are so excited! We go after squirrels ALLLLL the time... with no luck. How cool!
(a very jealous,)
~Milly and Shelby

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

you totally rock! i always wonder why our hoomans get sad 'n upset at us when we are just doin' our jobs!! my mama gets poopy pants with me when she sees me stalkin' the birdies, but hellooooo! i'm a bird doggie!! DUH.

*woof*
the booker man

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my dawg Puddles, we are speechless... Are we going to see you on National Geographic Channel?
Benny & Lily
Pee S. Of course give that lady our bloggy address.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Puddles strong hunter...they should name a star in the sky after you!
love
tweedles

kalyxcorn said...

whoa, congratulations!! :) b

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Puddles....
You are my new heroine!
Lotsalicks
KING TOFFEE IN SOUTH AFRICA

Oskar said...

Dude, you are hard core! I only hope I can score one of those chipmunks that live in my yard this summer.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

hero said...

Wow! Your first virgin kill, and that must have tasted so sweet... I must salute you on a job well done, Puddles... you're my idol :)

Licks, hero

Erin and Co. said...

FINALLY!! You is showin your true doxie side! I might even allow you in the doxie-hunters-only club! ...

...even if you is a girl...

But then my sister is a girl...but she's the boss of me, so she *HAS* to be in the club.

K now time for bigger stuffs..like birds, or like the turtle me an Rob found the other day or umm even snakes! Or squirrels! My sister actually got a squirrell back in the day...but it was already kilt so I guess it doesn't even count.

butt we think it does.

-Texas