I Finally Did IT!!!!!

I am heres to report to my loyal fans dat there is one less chipmunk in da world today.

Yes, I killed my very furst chipmunk yesterday.
(hold your applause to da end please and thank you)

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Lemme tells ya'll all abouts it cuz I is all excited.

You see, I was outside and mum was inside but hers was spyin' on me through da window and hers saw me break a right and then break a left and then BAAAAAAM...her saw me doin' da kill shake withs my head.
I hads Alvin's cuzzin in my mouf...shakin' him all about (dat kinda rhymes).
Yes furiends, I may be long but I can still turn on a dime.

Then mum comes bustin' outta da house with her arms all flyin around...

(no hers didn't hurt herself in dis episode)
I looked at hers and decided it would be in best interest to drop my victim.

Then her starts yellin' "GO PUDDLES...GO PUDDLES...GO PUDDLES!!!!!!!!"

Now mum will prolly tells ya'll her was saying NO PUDDLES instead of GO PUDDLES but who are ya'll gonna believes? Me or her????

So her comes running down to see what I had gotten and

he wasn't likes totally dead so guess what my mum did?

Her GAVES me permission to snag it again so I could kills it and put it out of it's misery.

How you likes them apples? Purty cool huh?

Anyways, I killed him (while mum looked away and regurgitated).

I did not eat him though...he was too dang salty fur my taste so I left him and let mum deal with his funeral.

Then I ran off and rubbed it in Brudder's face dat I did what he has always wanted to accomplish.

See, leave da tuff stuff to da girls...we always get it done quicker and more effeciently.

Kerazy Foto Lady AKA mum just hads to go and blur his face.

Her kept goin on and on about havin' respect furs da deceased....pftttttt!

Proud Doxie
Dats blood.

Yea,  I had to haves a baff but it was well worth it.

Oh and by da way, mum will also attempt to convince ya'll dat her was not happy withs me but I knows betters...her was SOOOOOO proud of me dat her was doin da Happy Dance in my honour.

Don't let her convince you her was stomping her feet.

Oh well who cares?

I IS PROUD OF MY SELF!

I is looking furs a Chipmunk recipe nows.

I'm thinking sheeshkabobs on da grill.

NOTE FROM MUM:
It is true, Puddles finally killed her first chipmunk and now her head is swollen even more than usual.
Puddles would also like you to believe she doesn't know commands but that isn't tha case. She knows "Drop It" rather well. In this case, all she had to do was "Drop It" just by looking at me.
I am not crazy that she killed the chipmunk but being a dog and a doxie for that matter, I know it is in her makeup and breed. There is a part of me that is proud of her.
This dog is incredibly fast and it blows my mind to watch how quick she is.
Also, I felt like I had no choice but to let Puddles kill the chipmunk after the first go to end it's pain. I couldn't dare let the chipmunk suffer so that is why I let her have it again. It may have been wrong but it was a quick judgment call.

Peace Out,
Puddles...and mum

PS: Broward County is gonna be really disappointed they didn't hire me.