Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Hellos...anybuddy out theres?

(yep, mum tooks a hi-ate-us with out consulting me)
Soooooooo...da Puddles NOT happies!
I missed Pip's Superhero party!!!!!
"Go away mum...I is mad at you!"

Grab a seat and I tells ya'll aaaaaaall bouts it!
Now ya'll knows I NEVER EVERS miss a party, especially a party hosted by Pip cuz he is one of my dearest furiends...nor do I miss a party when beer is envolved.
But...OMD...I did!

It was ALL my mum's fault!
Dam her!
And what a lame excuse hers had.
You sees, my mum's back don't work likes it should and hers claimed said it was on da fritz and her was in too much pain to blog...said da pain was makin' hers sick to her tummy...whatevers.
(hers was around 21 when hers found out her had degenrative disc disease, it effects 3 of her discs along with a bulging disc and calcium deposits and yada yada yada)

Let's just remembers, not one time did her ask ME permission NOT to blog.
So dat is why I missed one of da bestest parties evers and then I missed doing a post fur Frankie's birfday so I could embarrass da poop outta him! I haves to gets me a new hooman dat can keeps up withs all my important stuffs...or maybes a back transplant furs my mum.

"I not talkin' to you FUREVERS mum!"

And I showed hers....

Oh and don't gives her any symapathies cuz her DID make me miss important stuffs.

So I will just haves to sit heres and stare at da foto of me and Mayzie since I was unables to attend da party.
(Am I rubbin' it in enuffs mum?)

Oh and Happy Wednesday...hehehe!
I thinks I needs a beer nows.

Peace Out,
Puddles...withs da broken, lame mum dat made it impossible to attend Pip's Party.


Mango said...

The nerve! Poor Miss Puddles to be blog deprived due to alleged agony in mom's backsides. I sure hope that she recovers soon and attends to her duties.


Mr. Pip said...

We sure did miss you. Tank and I stayed up ALL night waiting for you to arrive. We passed out, but then Miss Asta made espresso to wake us up and we were FLYING!

The back thing is not fun. My mom's has gone out a couple of times so she understands.

We will just have to drink extra beer and eat more cheeseburgers at the picnic in a few weeks to make up for lost time.

Your pal, Pip

Gloria said...

Oh dear, poor Puddles, your life is ruined now. Want me to bring over some Cheetos to help you feel better? I do hope your Mom is on the mend by now though. Love, Billy

Bobbi said...

You and Gracie would get along great, Puddles. She thinks that everything I do is to make her life miserable as well. You're poor Mum! Well at least she got your picture in on time... She had a good excuse for not being at the party, now you go tell her your sorry... Puddles!! go tell her... can you say 'sorry, mum'?
You're pictures made me laugh. What an attitude. If you didn't look so different I'd swear you were Gracie's sister.

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! I'm HERE!!! We've been missing lots of stuffs too ... BBB (Blame on Being Busy + Blogger). The superhero was wonderful.Love your photos. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles once again you have succeeded in making mom's eyes leak...maybe we should trade our Moms in for newer models. Your pictures certainly look like you were 200% disgusted.

Dear Mom
We are so sorry you were in so much discomfort last week. We thought you were having blogger problems. I have some minor back issues too,nothing like you. So I know how they can pop up for no reason and make you feel bad all over.
Madi and Mom

Frankie Furter said...

FURST... the pawty was WONDERFUL... BUTT there was a BIG HOLE where you SHOULD have been!!!
Now fur your mom. Sooooo sorry that her has the Bad Back.. VERY BAD Back. You should have her lay on the floor and then YOU could Romp & Stomp around on her back and THAT would make it feel
TREE Mend Us. Then have Albert and Whitney LAY on her back and add their long furred HEAT to finish the CURE!! It could be considered a HOME E OH PAWthic TREATment!!!
PLUS.. it would just add to her shame and stuffs fur causin you to miss the pawty. Add to the PRESSure and all. I'm just sayin.
Well, I'm glad that you are back and that your mom's BACK is better.

Anonymous said...

Aww, you look so sad! And P.O.ed!! We do feel bad for Mum sister (Riley's Aunt Baddy) has a degenerative disc and has had surgery on it, but still gets pain in that area.

Okay, enough feeling bad for Mum.......POOR PUDDLES!!!! You missed out on the super duper superhero party! All the pictures made us crack up! I bet you didn't know that Riley was really a blonde!

I did see a couple of Doxies at the dog show, but they were in crates, so I couldn't get a good picture. We went on the first day of the show, and apparently not all the breeds were showing that first day. Cattle Dogs weren't showing that day so I didn't see any of them either. :( Saving the best for last (Doxies and ACDs), I suppose!!

I think I've said everything in one (loooong) comment. You know I always have to leave two comments for some unknown, strange reason...! We shall seeeeee!

Elyse and Riley

jen said...

Oh Puddles! Go easy on your Mom, sounds like she is hurtin! You can come stay with us until she feels better, we have beer:)

road-dog-tales said...

Oh, gosh - what's UP with the MOMS in blogville this weekend? Our Mom went to visit her sister and then had the nerve to come home puking all over the place for like a day! So we missed all the fun, too!

We're so sorry about your Mom's back, though. Dad has the back stuff sometimes too so he would empathize. However, we understand why you're giving her the cold shoulder!

The Road Dogs

Winnie said...

You were there in spirit. LOVED your costume. It was one of my very favourites.

I'm sure your mum didn't do it on purpose. We have to make allowances for these feeble humans. They're just not made of strong stuff like us.

I do hope she feels a bit better soon.

Love and licks, Winnie.

Zona said...

Well, at least your mom has a good excuse for making you miss the pawty! Mine claimed it was because we had company and internet troubles but I'm not buying that AT ALL! Want to split the cost of an ad for new blogging two-leggers??


PeeS - is your mom's back feeling better after resting it?

Ruby and Penny said...

Even when you are mad, you look adorable. Love the photos.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - our mom has back troubles too. She visits the chiropractor at least once a week. So she can sympathize. Her back has been acting up for the last month.

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Mom and I wondered where you had been. Perhaps you could advertise for a new Mom or a new back? I'm think about advertising for a master after reading everyone's peeps on parade posts. Masters seem to be treat suppliers!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You know how in hooman puppy obedience skool they has substitushun teachers? Mebbe you need to line you up some substitushun moms.

~Shelle said...

Now Puddles, you know good and well what you should have done is allowed us southern women to come over and help out... you know how it goes.
*Doorbell rings*
Dixie: We brought you over some food, cause we can't have y'all going without as your momma is down.
*Dixie would look around, using her supreme southern photographic memory to record every dust bunny, every book out of order, every single dog hair not picked up*

Then afterward, Dixie would go home and call up every woman in the Junior Dachshund League to let them know how much help y'all need because of momma being down. Next thing you know, you've got a mess of people over, bringing food (and beer), keeping y'all company, and helping out with the little things.

Gurl you gotta let your southern out.. before you know it y'all will have help, and lots of good noms, and won't need momma to do anything but lie back on the sofa and rest.

Dixie will bring you her best Sunday go to Meeting outfit and do your hair... cause we can't have you looking a hot mess while opening the door up for all those JDL ladies and their liquid refreshment :)

Feel better, darlin... Just rest up! We will be here when you get back!

Amber-Mae said...

Maybe you need to put a remote collar on her so next time, if she ever decides to disobey your orders again, you can correct her with it. Just a suggestion.

Anny said...

Oh dottttttttttt... we sure did miss ya Puds.. but but... you mom is sick... we cannot blame her. She's haveta rest and rest and bed rest and go see some good doctors.

Hope you get well soon Allison.

and Pudssssssssss.. don't get into too much troubles when your momma is sickies ya.

Mack said...

Our mom is just like that. I am thinking ahout running an ad in the local paper to replace her.


Remington said...

Your mommy couldn't help her back hurt Miss Puddles. We must remember to be nice and understanding.... BTW you look great in your time you will be the hit of the party. I am sure!

Corbin said...

Tell your mom to rub some beer on it! BOL! No, we understand how painful back pain is... no fun. However, you were missed at the party! I showed up late, but I was lookin' for ya!

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

We really did miss seeing you in person, Puddles, and wondered what had happened!!!! Sometimes our moms can be such drags!!!!!!!!!!

we hope your mom is feeling much better........and we send our love to all of you.

Barbara said...

I'm still waiting to find out what you did to the Stooopids. You never did say (wink wink)...

Brian said...

I did see your picture over there was ome of my favorites!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hi Ms.P
We sure hope your moms is up and feeling better.

Both of us know you were there taking care of her, like she takes care of you, when you get the sickies. Did you call the vet to see if they could give her a shot or some medicines?

Don't hold a grudge for too very long. Moms are sensitive to those kinds of things.

Have a great day and it's nice to have you back.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles try to give your Mom some sympathy!! When you have back problems the whole body hurts! The whole world is out of wack!
I missed the party too!!
I missed Sarge's Peeps post I was going to do on Memorial Day!! I know how she feels!! Give her extra kisses to help her!! She loves you Puddles!!
xx, Bambi & Fern

Schnauzer Days said...

Well, we did think something was missing at the party and now we know what it was - you!! We were thinking of you though, and your poor human, I'm sure you've been secretly giving lots of snuggles which is the bestest medicine ever. Hope she feels better today, Dex & Lou x

Jazzi said...

YES< you did show her. We all certainly missed you fur sure. Hope she is feeling better!!

Jazzi and Addy

Junior and Orion said...

Awww Puddles, you can be at the next one! And you can make up for lost time at that one! That means extra beers!

~Shelle said...

Seriously? No field day or festivals? That totally sucks. The field day at my boy's school was pretty lame, but we provided snacks and they had to pay for pop, so it was ok... but to make up for their being so stingy, I made my extra potent double chocolate cupcakes that were piled 3 inches high with homemade (2 pounds of confectionery sugar) icing... I am pretty sure that they wish they had not asked for the parents to provide snacks after all 90 million of them were running round like chickens with their heads cut off from the sugar buzz :) Momma's just a wee bit diabolical that way... I think she'd make a good dachshund.
My boy will spend the first few days of summer vacation sleeping, cause he is a boy and they apparently have dachshund sleeping DNA in them too... then he will want to spend the rest of the summer in the pool trying to get as dark as Dixie's fur, or Milo's if the sun is really hot.

Don't you all play cornhole down there, too? That was part of the evening's activities, but I hate to even talk about it because of the name... just sounds like it has an "R" rating doesn't it?

Glad we could help your momma laugh. Ofc I forgot to mention that AFTER the JDL ladies left the phone lines would be buzzing with them talking all about everything. :)

Ok, I am off to get my work done and get my boy so I can go do more work (le sigh)

Hogs and quiches from Milo and Dixie

Hannalei said...

Awesome photos! :) So sorry you missed the party. If it makes you feel any better I didn't even know there was a party. You're one up on us here. hehe : )

Asta said...

That is despicabull Puddles
I looked and looked fow you and didn't see you and I was most upset.
Wif my good fwiend Joe Stains now leaving ovew the bwidge..I am counting on you fow laughs and sawcasm and attitoode , so I hope youw Mom gets bettewewe soon ow gets that new back ow sumpn cause I love you and need you to make my day cheewy
smoochie kisses
pee esss dam , but you look must be cause you didn't stay up al night dwinking beew at the pawty like i did

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Maybe you could trade your Mom in for a model with fewer miles and/or less body damage? Or maybe she could get an extra job so she could hire you a proper assistant. (Dad has a wonky back, but you notice he's not the one helping us with the blogging!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Asta said...

Puddles giwlfwiend
I just knew I could count on you
I'm so sad at the loss of so many of my fwiends, but I feel so lucky to have made some gweat new ones and you awe vewy vewy special to me
smoochie kisses

scotsmad said...

We wondered where you were! Glad to hear you're okay, Puddles. sorry you missed out on two events!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

NOT FOR PUDDLE'S EYES: We really hope that your back gets better. SHE especially understands pain in the back.

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, my mom is really bad. She attended the party for Pip and didn't even send in a picture of me! She has some serious demerits on her record and they are adding up everyday!! Your costume was really nice! Maybe we should get new moms...I'm getting tired of being called no no no all of the time when I am simply "looking" at the birds!!! Gee...the nerve. Lots of love, Holly

Maggie and Mitch said...

Life can be so unfAire at times, Puddles. Better make that 2 beers - no, three!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

We is sorree yoo missed da pawtee. Especially da beers...but we is soooo sorree to hears yur Mom has a bad back. WE will all get together and send her our healing purrs and we hope she feels better now.


rottrover said...

P:doggie, if looks could kill your momma would surely be dead, dead, dead. You've got one mean doxie glare, girl! Glad to see you're back!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

feel better, Puddles' mum =)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, are you just trying to lay the guilt on your poor lame Mom? We are sure we saw you at the party, didn't we? Wasn't that you dancing on the tables?

Seriously we hope your mom is feeling better now. Tell her to take it easy please.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Anonymous said...

OMD Puddles those are sure some "burning" looks!

I do hopes that your Moms feels lots better real soon.

I knows that you is THE PUDDLES, but sometimes we gots to cut the hoomans a break. Besides I bet with all those looks you gives your Moms that you should find at least ONE beer and some Cheet toes under you pillow tonight!

woo woos, Tessa

houndstooth said...

Puddles, if you could put up with MY mom and her constant flashy beast obsession, you could come here and stay! We'd have grand times, and since Greyhounds like to be with their own company, you'd be much happier here with us. I even have some martingale collars that would fit you, and that place I get my fantastic coats from has a line made for doxies, I mean, vertically challenged Greyhounds! You'd be as stylish as me!

Hop on that train that runs behind your house and come on up!


Maggie Mae said...


Mom has FINALLY gotten home so her can helps me visit all of my wunderful furiends. I sure has missed you and we missed you at Pip's pawty! Mo and me is sending lots of LUV to your mom to helps her feel better!

Woofs and Healing Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

Be nice with your mom!
Sure I hope she is feeling better now!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Hellos Puddles we can comment again yay our lazy Mom finally fixed the browser.

Anonymous said...

Those icy looks in your pics are scary. Calm down short stuff... so you missed the greatest party of the year. Your life isn't ruined or anything. Your social standing is in the toilet, but I'm sure you can rectify that with a new batch of Kool-Aid.

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahahaha! I just stopped by and read Tank's comment. BAWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Your pal, Pip

Peggy Frezon said...

awww so sorry you missed the party but you know you are a superhero anyway. Hope your mom is on the mend. You should go give her a big snuggle and a kiss.

Jess and Glacier said...

It sounds like your mom needs a massage therapist. ;) It won't help with the calcium deosits, but it could help with some structural discomfort caused by the disc problem. Hope your mom feels better...oh and sorry yu missed the party. Glacier had to miss it too-we silly humans. :)

KB said...

Hey, be nice to your mom! I didn't know that she and I have the same disease. I, too, was diagnosed when I was around 21. Now, I have 7 vertebrae fused together, 4 in my neck and 3 in my lower back.

So, Puddles, I can verify that there are days when a person's back can hurt so much that they can't blog. What they need is a nice understanding dog who snuggles with them. Can you do that?

I sound awfully tough... but you can drink beer on those snuggling days!

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

isn't it totally amazin' like how our hoomans can get the itsiest bitsiest little ouchie and all the sudden they are like BEYOND MEGA SICKIES and can't do anythingie except veg out?? you remember how my mama got that microscopic paper cut on her finger at work, and she didn't help me blog for like 49, 455,736 days?! we all really really really missed you at mr. pip's pawty, but you know there are gonna be 50 gazillion more blogville pawties to make up for it!! oh, and i do hope your mama is feelin' the betterment now!!

the booker man

Alien said...

Don't worry. I drank enough for the two of us, Minx.