(yep, mum tooks a hi-ate-us with out consulting me)
Soooooooo...da Puddles NOT happies!
I missed Pip's Superhero party!!!!!
"Go away mum...I is mad at you!"
Grab a seat and I tells ya'll aaaaaaall bouts it!
Now ya'll knows I NEVER EVERS miss a party, especially a party hosted by Pip cuz he is one of my dearest furiends...nor do I miss a party when beer is envolved.
It was ALL my mum's fault!
And what a lame excuse hers had.
You sees, my mum's back don't work likes it should and hers
claimed said it was on da fritz and her was in too much pain to blog...said da pain was makin' hers sick to her tummy...whatevers.
(hers was around 21 when hers found out her had degenrative disc disease, it effects 3 of her discs along with a bulging disc and calcium deposits and yada yada yada)
Let's just remembers, not one time did her ask ME permission NOT to blog.
So dat is why I missed one of da bestest parties evers and then I missed doing a post fur Frankie's birfday
so I could embarrass da poop outta him! I haves to gets me a new hooman dat can keeps up withs all my important stuffs...or maybes a back transplant furs my mum.
"I not talkin' to you FUREVERS mum!"
And I showed hers....
Oh and don't gives her any symapathies cuz her DID make me miss important stuffs.
So I will just haves to sit heres and stare at da foto of me and Mayzie since I was unables to attend da party.
(Am I rubbin' it in enuffs mum?)
Oh and Happy Wednesday...hehehe!
I thinks I needs a beer nows.
Puddles...withs da broken, lame mum dat made it impossible to attend Pip's Party.