Wednesday, May 25, 2011

And Ya'll Thought I was a Doxie

Almost three years ago I was borneded and then cames to lives withs
these weirdos my family.

(NOTE: Almost as in my birfday is in July and I likes beer,cheetos, squirrels, and tazers...write dat in your agendas or on your calendars.)

You see, I came from a man dat was believed to haves raised DACHSHUNDS so naturally mum being da genious her is, THOUGHT hers was gettin' a doxie.
So, I was raised as doxie...duh!

but dis ain't da case...

da breeder actually breeds deformed Greyhounds!

and I is PROOF of it.
See, my legs is short deformed.
(sorry fur da old foto but da foto lady has been absurdly lazy)

I is still havin' Blogger issues commenting on Madi, Corbin, Sarge, Downunder Daisy, Jazzie, Ronii's, Bad Blair, Tessa, etc. blogs...but I has read them:) There seems to be a popcicle stick stucks in in Blogger...thank your fur da heads up Shawnee.

Peace Out,
Puddles...buyin' a Martingale collar

64 comments:

~Shelle said...

I think there are lots of disreputable Dachshund sellers out there.. When I purchased Milo I thought I was getting a Dachshund, instead I got a barking pillow.

So next time I thought I will rescue one... you already know what I got with Dixie... Satan's Handmaiden.

I think Albert and Whitney might be the last true dachshunds on earth!

Madi and Mom said...

Morning Puddles...it doesn't matter if you are a deformed greyhound or a doxie in your mind you are still most beautimous to us and we loves you for you insides. We are sorry you cannot get on our bloggie if you find out there is something I can do let us know.
Hugs Madi

Remington said...

You certainly can run, Miss Puddles! A birthday....hhhmmmm....would that be on July 28? I seem to have that marked as a special day....

Barbara said...

Oh man, you gots robbed in the leg category!! Oh well, I love you anyway.

Brian said...

Well you're darn cute no matter what Puddles!

Jazzi said...

Yep, Puddles, You do look part greyhound!! You are just vertically challenged!! bol We love you any ole way that you are.

Mom says she used to have a doxie just like you~~same color and all and her name was Gypsy. She dressed her up like a doll and had so much fun with her and once Gypsy was out laying on the grass and Mom was learning how to ride her bike and accidently rode over her~~ she coughed and gently moved to the patio chair!! BOL
So she loves to see pictures of you, brings a BIG smile to her face!

wags
Jazzi
p.s. I hope Blogger starts being nice to you ASAP!!

JackDaddy said...

I think you just have to run faster to get as far! :)

Erin and Co. said...

Bwahahah I KNOWED you wasn't a dachshund!!!!!!!!!!!


~Texas

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hi Ms. P.
Mom said to let you know we have an extra martingale in the barn.

Elena's new horse doesn't use it, so we would be happy to Fedex it your way.

We think you look awesome!

Grady, Leo and The Mom.

Anny said...

dachshunds or greyhounds without long legs.. we love yous anyways Puds!

barkday coming? hmmmmmmmmmmmm... i smell a big pawwwwwwwwwwwwty coming...

Anny said...

btw... i had bigggggggggggg isssues with them bloggers today... i wanna just go give them a big kick :D since you are nearer to google.. can yous kick thems for me please :D

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

So maybe you are a doxhound? Or a greyshund? Whatever, we think you are just fine the way you are.

We haven't had any troubles with Blogger yesterday or today, but we are sure we will now that we said that.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder,and Ciara

George the Lad said...

I don't think you are Deformed!! just a funny shape lol!!
I have just checked the blogger site and it is a known issue, as I am having the same problem, its so dam annoying.
Will just have to read and not comment :(
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

jen said...

I knew you were different than all the rest Puddles, I just couldn't put my finger on it!

Frankie Furter said...

You were BORN??? Are you sure.. I thought you were pooped on a fence post. Well, I guess I COULD be wrong.

Butt I Don't believe you are deformed.. like my sister Lori who only has TWO legs and SHORT ears and SHORT nose and stuffs... I Pawsonally think your legs are just RIGHT.. We Dachshunds are all NEGLECTED when it comes to thinkin of SPEED. WE can FLY when we are Properly Motivated.
Fur YOU that would be catchin sight of a Can of Bud Light and a bag of Cheetos.. about 87 yards away. Fur ME>>> a chance to rip off and Gwalk a Moley! I'm just sayin.
OH... Now I remember.. you weren't pooped on a fence post after all. I was thinkin about he BIRD that Pooped on YOU. Sorry about that tiny mix up in your story. Butt, It IS understandable.. since YOU have SOOOOOOO Many Stories.
BaaaaWaaaaah

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Such a shame you're a deformed Greyhound. But if you were a real one, you could already be dead. Be glad you were mistaken for a Doxie.

Bobbi said...

I don't know Puddles. I can see Doxie in you. But... then again... I see Greyhound too. Maybe you're a Groxie. Whatever it is... it sure is cute!

Elyse and Riley said...

Hysterical! We love that you're going out to buy a Martingale collar now! Hehe!

Oh maaaaan (err...woman), you crack us up! You make a funny looking Greyhound. Just saying. What about the Blobs? Are they that new long-haired Greyhound breed? Seems feasible.

Oh, and we're going to go shopping online for a taser right now. What is the actual date of your birthday?

Elyse and Riley

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh my goodness...just read all the comments... Jazzi and the OP Pack are cracking us up!!

Elyse and Riley

P.S.--why is it I always leave you TWO comments on your blog? You're just that special I guess!

The Heartbeats said...

That pic is HILARIOUS!!!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Tessa the Maltese said...

I don't know about deformed Puddles. I just thinks that you will grow long legs when you get older. Just keep tellin yourself that. BOL

woo woos, Tessa

pee s...Mom was having probs commenting but tried a couple of times and finally was able to leave some.

Amber-Mae said...

You a deformed greyhound? I don't believe that! I am sure you're 10& a Dachshund, a beautiful one too!

Tank said...

I never thought you were even a dog. Still don't.

Tessa the Maltese said...

Hey again Puddles, Mom FINALLY got your hint and she changed the comment thingy and now yous can come on over and leave me a bark!

woo, Tessa

Junior and Orion said...

A Greyhound disguised as a Doxie....who knew? You are just full of surprises Puddles!

We can't comment on some blogs still too!

Maggie Mae said...

No matter what or who you are, mom and me STILL LUVS you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Hannalei said...

I LOL'd ... and then I LOL'd some more at Frankie's comment. Hehe Great photo! : )

Oskar said...

My mom person saw cool doxies playing all around in Ohio with Iams. Did we already tell you that? She's losin' her marbles quicker than a six-year old.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You are just a super wonder DOXIE that can actually FLY. (hey that seems to be a good lyrics for a song.) Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Benny and Lily said...

You are one fierce kid Puddles.
Benny & Lily

Peggy Frezon said...

Hey Puddles you make a great greyhound. As you know Kelly is part dachshund and who knows what else really. I think you both probably have some pretty good genes! Have a fun day!

Gloria said...

You do make a great Greyhound Puddles! Have you won many races? Looks like I am able to comment again YAY!

scotsmad said...

You do look greyhoundish! We're having the comment problems, too.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

We love that picture--the way you're looking to be sure she's getting the photo.

ABBY said...

Puddles
We always thought yoo wuz a greyhound...well actually we thought you wuz a brownhound.

:::hehehehehe::::

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I knew there was a reason I liked you! We Greyhounds stick together. I have a whole list of great Greyhound places to shop if you'd like them, because one thing we Greyhounds know how to do is dress well!

Bunny

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles, If you is a deformed greyhound....I guess that makes me one too!

I got the Patrick badge from his facebook. I found it while surfing thru his pictures. You can take the one on my blog if you like. He is a cutie!

Licks,
Ruthie

A MilShelb Mom said...

bahahahahaha!!! You are just TOO funny!
~Milly and Shelby

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Wow you sure are fast I almost missed you in picture plus all your legs blend together!

KB said...

Maybe you should race Bunny? If you're actually a greyhound, then you'll at least tie her!

Blogger is very mysterious sometimes.

Dolce said...

Puddles .. no matter what kinda furbaby you are .. you are adorable and if we lived closer .. I get my mommy or daddy to make doggie playdates ... paws and licks , Dolce

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh.... the secret... is no longer a secret!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mr. Pip said...

You mean you might be related to Bunny??? Are you going to start wearing pink and being all super greyhound cool?

Your pal, Pip

Wyatt said...

Puddles, are you going on the racing circuit?? You look pretty fast. You might have to lay of the Budweiser though...just sayin'

Wyatt

scottishdogs said...

Hi Puddles

So you wants a Tazer for yer birth day? Hey, Bonny writes that down! Ok Got it!

There is nothing wrong with short legs - we still run like the wind when we wants to!!!

Go Puddles
Hector

Mango said...

That explains a lot. You are really a deformed greyhound, huh? Could be why your mentals are like they are, just a thought.

Slobbers,
mango

What Remains Now said...

Tank's comment cracked me up. Some of your friends are sassy, like you.

I agree with The OP Pack. I don't think you're deformed, but you certainly seem to have a lot of greyhound in you.

Monaco said...

awwww those humans, they always make mistakes, but what ever, you're a pretty cool dog. I love that picture of yours, you seem so fast!

Schnauzer Days said...

Awww Puddles, great idea getting the barkday hints in now, give maties plenty of time to save up :-) We don't think you look like a deformed greyhound - you look like a dashing hound, oh yes, you are one ;-) have a great weekend, Dex & lou x

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

MOL, you are a total hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are so looking forward to July and your birthday, darlin' Puddles.....we had so much fun with you last year!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxx

rottrover said...

You know, we always thought you resembled Bunny, but could never quite make the connection -- until now.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We love you no matter what kind of doggie you are, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Momma Tea (also Ronnii and Ujio) said...

Well wee don't care ifs yoo is Doxie, Greyhound or Groxie cos yoo is our Puddles n wee lovs yoo tons.
Mee is havin trubs commentin too so wee has stolen da Momster id and changed its a bit so wee can leafs comments

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxxxx

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you're a grayhound who ran your legs off!! BOL BWAR HAR HAR Well, whichever breed you are, you are definitely all Puddles, and definitely all speedy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

road-dog-tales said...

We THOUGHT we recognized some greyhound in you, Puddles! That collar is definitely greyhound worthy!

Ah, FINALLY! We're glad we read your post. We thought we were going a little (more) crazy 'cause we can't post comments. So, you're saying this is BLOGGER's problem, not ours? Whew! Thanks for letting us know.

The Road Dogs

George the Lad said...

Hey Puddles, I can comment again. I was nearly going bald pulling my fur out
See Yea George xxx

Roo said...

You crazy gal BOL! So, you gonna challenge Bunny to a race ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Keisha said...

Blogger has been funny lately. :)

U is a good dog, no matter what kind u are. :) Woof woof! :)

♥ Sallie said...

You are the cutest deformed greyhound we know.

Just teasing!

Hugs,

scottishdogs said...

Hi Puddles

We popped by to see where you is cos we not seen yer lately.

So, where are ye?

Roodles
Hector and Gang
xxx

Anny said...

Pudsssssssssssss... where are yoosssssssss hiding??? we are missing youssssssssssss.. come back quick will ya

Sam said...

Mom's lost two blogger followers, and she is worried because there are blogs she just can't comment on, no matter how hard she tries.

We always thought you looked kind of speedy!

Sam

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles.....hello is anyone out there? We miss you and hope your blogger issues are over soon
Hugs Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom said...

Good Golly Miss Molly
Puddles is back in the house..
I'm doing a happy kitty dance and well Mom needs some smellin' salt.

Happy days are here again.
Hugs and thank your girl for the loan of her 'puter!!
Madi and Mom

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

Meee agrees with Miss Ronnii and little Ujio :o)
You are HILARIOUS no matter what you are!

Smooches,
Neeko :o)
P.S. BTW what was in that drink you gave Meee at Pip’s Pawty; Meee has a terrible hangover…