Friday, December 23, 2011

Alls We Want Furs Christmas


MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
Dis is our tree dat is bouts to fall overs cuz some dog, I won't mention any names, runs 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round it...and all up through it.
Maybe dats why da bottom row of lights went out?
Good times, good times.
cough...cough...anyways...

Let me tells ya'll what I want furs Christmas.

Nekkid Puddles
All I want furs Christmas is a squirrel...
da neighbor's kitteh...
Cheeto's...
beer...
some long hairs to keeps me warm...
a bag of treats da size of da biggest ball of twine...
no baffs furs a year...
4 pee-can pies (without worms)...
a puppy...
112 cookies in da shape of bones...
a martingale collar with skulls(cuz ALL Greyhounds need one)...
and of course a matching leash...duh...
a REAL princess crown with REAL diamonds (I'd look good wearing dat on da front porch sittin' on my couch)...
a million squeeky toys...
to be a show dog...
and to takes overs da world world peace...
hmmmm...I thinks dats it.

NOWS I tells you what I DON'T want.
I don't want NO green beans or
toe nail clippers.

Nows it's da Blobs turn...

 Oooops sorry...dats me again.

 Me again...I do believes I gots carried away lookin' at myself.
Dang, you is hawt today self.

Okays, heres da Blobs furs real dis time.

Albert
All I want for Christmas is a normal family with normal sisters.
(now why on earth would he want dat?)

Whitney
All I want for Christmas is to go poop.
(okays, I has to agrees withs dat one)

Update: Sissy still hasn't done her bizness yet and if mum can't find a Hazmat suit or borrow Blueberry's bubblesuit to gives Whitney an enemy-a then her will take hers to da Vet and let them do it.
I told mum hers should really just suck it up and quit bein' a pansy.

We hopes all our friends haves a Very Merry Christmas!

Puddles, Albert, and Whitney

53 comments:

What Remains Now said...

Sounds reasonable. Your mom's Christmas tree is BEAUTIFUL. I hope Whitney poops soon, then maybe she can quickly modify her list. Pooping is very important...especially when you can't do it. Merry Christmas to you all. Can't wait to hear if you get all your wishes. You might want to start preparing Albert.

Tank said...

I called Santa and told him you want lots of poop at your house for Christmas... no need to thank me.

PeeS: I kinda forgot to mention the rest of your list.

3 doxies said...

Hahahahaha....Sissy just went and pooped! It was orange...bwhahahahaha!
Uh, thanks Tank

Puddles

scotsmad said...

Beautiful tree. We didn't even get one this year because of Roxy....at least that's the official reason...we know SHE's too lazy.

Hope you get everything on your list and glad to read that Whitney got her present early....BOL!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,
I never thought I would be sayin' dis but YAY fur orange poop! We is all so happy dat Whitney was able to get da job done! Your tree is so very beOOtiful with or without the bottom row of lights. Have a very Merry Christmas my furiends!

Woofs and Holiday Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

PeeS Max wants you to know that he just ordered a case of Mistletoe cologne from Lucy. ;)

Gloria said...

YAY for Sissy!!! The tree is soooo pretty! Hope you get everything you want!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
PS: some Guiness is on the way to your house from your truly!! hehe

KB said...

K is shedding so we're sending you some fur for Christmas, Puddles! Maybe Santa will bring the Cheetos and beer. "Black dog ale" is the favorite of our dogs.

I hope that Whitney "goes" soon!

Merry Christmas to all of you...

Frankie Furter said...

ORANGE Poop??? What is wrong with Whitney??? Doesn't she know that the colors of this season are White Blue Red and Green??? She needs to get back out there and Poop the RIGHT colors!!! I mean REALLY. That is just NOT RIGHT.. Orange Poop??? Hey WAIT... She POOPED??? WHITENY POOPED ?
She REALLY did POOP? THAT is GRRRRREAT.. I don't care WHAT color it was... Just so she POOPED.
WHEEEEEEEE Whitney POOPED.
NO Enemy Ma needed??
GRRRRRREAT. Way to "GO" Whitney.
Wow... I need a Nap... All this excitement has left me Totally POOPED! I'm just sayin.

Bobbi said...

I have to remember when I have my morning coffee to put it down while reading your blog... Oh my gosh Puddles, you made me laugh so hard... already this morning!! Your sissy made me laugh too...
I love your tree!! Beautiful!!
Praying for Whitney... Keep us posted on her please, Puddles? I know deep down inside you love her to pieces even though you call her a blob.
Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Minna Krebs said...

Yay fur Whitney!

Knowing how quiet and reserved her is.....her must be MORTIFIED that all of Blogville be tracking her poops! 'Butt', we are all relieved that her relieved herself.

Now, make sures her is very comfortable and has everything her needs and wants......maybe Santa can bring her one of them bell thingys to ring when her needs sumthin. Love and hugs to Miss Whitney..............oh, and the rest of you, too

houndstooth said...

I'm glad you got at least one of your Christmas wishes! I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get to see your mom starring in that video about giving Whitney an enema, though. I had popcorn ready and everything!

Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT ask Santa for a puppy! OMD! You have NO idea what you're asking for! I hope you get all the other stuff, though. I have a crown and a martingale with skulls! You'll look awesome in them!

Bunny

Jbenz said...

Merry Christmas to you all!!!! love the Christmas lists ;)
<3 Jbenz

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, your list is amazing! I hope you get all of that and then some. I'm so glad to read that Whitney pooped...even if it was orange. I bet she feels a ton better! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Minna Krebs said...

I just read your Christmas list closer......."a puppy" !?!? Oh noes......your poor mom couldn't take it! Her might REALLY go cracker-dog on you. Plus, a puppy might steal some of your attention. Gasp.
Better you should get a fish or sumpthin.

PeeS......good job on da Christmas tree! Surprised it ain't on the front porch.

The Heartbeats said...

Well if we see any orange poops around the 'hood, we'll know who did it!

Merry Christmas to you, Puddles, and your family!

The Heartbeats

animal lover, quilt lover said...

We hope you have a very merry Christmas too!!! Don't let the vets do it cause they just have a hold the dog guy or girl do it and they can really hurt a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have pet Laxative you know!
Happy new year!!

Sam and Pippen said...

How much punkin did your mom feed Whitney? Yeah for her that she went!

We totally agree you need to get some clothes on... maybe some pants so we don't have to look at your butt all the time!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Why would you want a puppy? We thinks a kitteh would be much more fun for you!

Brian said...

That is quite the list Puddles! Come on Whitney, the world is waiting!

K9 Katastrophie said...

We are so glad da blob pooped!

Licks,
Ruthie

Pee.s. Merry Christmas!

Bobbi said...

Yay for Sissy's poop!!!! This will be the best Christmas ever!!

rottrover said...

Puddles, you CRACK us up!! We're SO glad you're back! Merry Christmas to you, The Blobs, your Girl and your mom and dad!!

Who was racing around the tree? Not that beautiful princess in da fotos?!?

-Bart and Ruby

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh, Puddles. You make my day. Merry Christmas to you and your family-maybe Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo will come to visit Whitney and she will feel better. ;)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We won't ask which of you is responsible for the tree getting ready to plop. We'll guess. We hope you all get what you ask for, but, sadly, we fear Albert won't.

Elyse and Riley said...

So what's on Blob #2's list now that she's pooped??? Orange poop! Your whacko mum must have overloaded her on the pumpkin or something...

Okay, your tree looks AMAZING (even if it is leaning a bit...)!! We ended up buying ours at the tree lot in the Home Depot parking lot and there were literally only like 9 to choose from. Ours is a little sad looking...a bit bare at the bottom and lopsided. Ah well, it's better than no tree, right? Right...???? :)

Merry Christmas to your family from ours! We hope your girl gets some great presents this year!! The best present of all already lives with her though, right Puddles??

Elyse and Riley

Mr. Pip said...

Uh, you left one very important thing off your list - CHEESEBURGERS - cause we always need something to wash down our beer.

Hurray for Whitney! If her poop was orange, I hope you didn't give her a Cheeto enema!!!

Your pal, Pip

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Wot a great early Chrissmuss present that Sissy poo'd - woo hoo! (I so know that stopped up feeling...)

Remington said...

Miss Puddles -- I am certain Santa will bring you most of what you want....you don't ask for much....and Albert and Whitney have such short lists....I hope you all get your Christmas wishes and have a Merry Christmas....your friend -- Remington Steal My Heart

Tessa the Maltese said...

Beautiful Christmas tree there Puddles.

You gots a fury ah, diverse Christmas list, ah I hope you gets everythin on it too!

I sure is HAPPY that Whitney pooped! WOOO HOOOO Whitney pooed!

Happy Howlidays!

Hugs an Woos, Tessa

Nola said...

Very reasonable! Hope Whitney feels better soon, the vet is no fun!
Dachshund Nola

JackDaddy said...

That sure is a big green present in the back! I wonder who it could be for? :)

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaaaaaWaaaaah Maybe it was Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.. that GAVE a Cheeto Enema to Whitney. Or that could just be a story that is circulatin around Blogville.

Well I came back to see if You Pooped on ANYBUDDY yet Today... I know.. PAWSonally that you LOVE to do THAT.
I hope you and your brother and Sissy get LOTS of Stuffs from Santa Paws... butt maybe you should re-think that Puppy thingy.. Puppies get TONS of Attention and we all KNOW that YOU don't get NEAR enough of that.. already. AND you can't have beers and take care of a puppy.. AND puppies can eat TONS of stuffs like Cheetoes.. and Puppies pull on your TAIL.. and Puppies YANK the furs out of your EARS..and WAIT 87 seconds.. I'll be right back... "ERNIE... give me that.. you can NOT play with MY favorite Stuffie." OK, I'm back.. HEY.. I think you would LOVE to have a PUPPY fur Christmas.. It is SOOOOO much FUN.. I'm just sayin.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your Christmas tree is just beautiful, Puddles! Your list sounds reasonable to us. We hope Santa listens to every request!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Hey Whitney! I hear you got your wish already. Woo hoo!

Slobbers,
Mango

Pibble said...

That's an awfully beautiful tree to knock over! I'd be careful, it could really pin down a pretty little doxie!

ABBY said...

Puddles
WE fink yur list is furry reasonbull. WE see no reason furr yoo not to git efurryfing. Whitney we sur hopes yoo poops.
Merry Christmas
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Cole said...

Oh, poor Whitney!

I love your list. Beckett & Meadow were asking for a puppy too...but as their social secretary, I neglected to put it in their letter to Santa Paws. Oops! Maybe next year. :-)

Barbara said...

Orange poop? What, she ate a couple of bags o' Cheetoes?

Merry Christmas, Puddles. My best present is that you're BACK!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL tree!!! Mom couldn't put ours up this year so we truly appreciate seeing yours. We hope Santa makes all your wishes come true. And we are crossing our paws that Whitney comes through (and out) for Mom's sake.

Merry Christmas to all of you from all of us.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles...you is too much! All me asked for was a dwess, but don't tink I'll be gettin' dat until next year (or da year after dat). Does you tink all dat stuffs will fit under da tree or does you tink you'll have to spread out some?

PeeS....Hope Whitney gets da poop her wants!

Zona said...

We want Whitney to poop for Christmas too!!!! Please keep us updated! We're thinking of her.

Wags,
Zona and Mom

PeeS: Tanks post made us BOL!

PeeSS: Did you say PUPPY?

Tessa the Maltese said...

Puddles I just wanted to thank YOU, yes you Puddles fur, well, being YOU! You make my Mom LAUGH all the time!

I sure is glad that I gots a furiend like YOU!

BIG HUGS!!

Happy Howlidays Puddles!

woooooos, Tessa

Kaunis Nelli said...

Mom says she is really happy that you are back - oh and me too :)

Merry Christmas Princess Puddles and family!

A MilShelb Mom said...

Merry Christmas Puddles and family!
~Milly and Shelby

Roo said...

OMD you kill me :) I hope you get something off your list Puddles BOL and I certainly hope Whitney gets her wish. Albert? well hopefully he'll get something ;)

Y'all have a very Merry Christmas! :D
Roo

Bruschi said...

Merry Christmas to Puddles and the pack! your tree is Beautiful! Don't knock it over now Puddles!!!
I hope Santa Paws reads your blog and grants at least one of your wishes!!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Dearest friends,

Your as peetty as ever Puddles but Mommy really wants to thsnk you for letting Albert & Whitney visit today.

Wishing you and your familty a blessed & happy Christmas from our house to yours. Hope Santa Paws was good to you!!

Gob bless you all today & always........Mona, Weenie & the Mommy too!!

Sarge said...

Wishing your whole pack a happy Christmas and a magical 2012!
Yeah for poop! BOL
Grr and a Merry Woof,
Sarge, Furiend

Alien said...

Merry Christmas, Minx. Wishing you and your family a magical New Year.

Yours,

Lovable Lily said...

We hope you had a fantastic Christmas and that it was filled with great surprises! We can't wait to see the pictures of you all opening your prezzies! Am hoping too to hear good news on a special someone (who shall remain namless) going poopie!

Hugs, Lily Belle

Kari in Vegas said...

ha ha ha ha! Merry Late Christmas

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Peggy Frezon said...

I hope you got everything you wanted! And Whitney is feeling better. Merry Christmas and lots of hugs!

Hound Girl said...

Awwwwww I was very happy to see Miss Whitney - she is so pretty and I miss seeing her face. Hopefully she will get with the poo program soon!

I hope yall had a great holiday.

Miss Puddles you crack me up with your list.

road-dog-tales said...

We do believe that is the first time we've ever seen "go poop" on anyone's Christmas list. At least Whitney has her priorities in order. hehe
Y'all's (wow, is that even a word?) tree is bee-yoo-ti-ful!

The Road Dogs