Thursday, December 22, 2011

Sissy Whitney


Sorry, but dis post is bouts my sissy Whitney. Ya'll rememebrs her? I knows, hers be as shy as a bug in a bed (ooops sorry mum)....hehehehe...I thinks mum just threw up in hers mouth when I said dat. Anyways, so Whitney don't blog cuz of hers shyness so I is gonna do it fur hers today and it'll be way mores entertaining from my perspective. Ya'll would just die from shear boredom if hers did it.

Okays, to make a long story short...Whitney has had some issues and mum just couldn't figure it out (Well duh, like hers a vet or sumptin) all hers knew was dat Whitney was in pain and mum bein' da "genious" dat her is thoughts it was her tummy (in her defense da vet thought it was da tummy too).
So since mum was freaking out concerned bouts Whitney hers took her to da Vet and they did stuffs like testing her neurological junk and gaves her a big honking shot furs da pain and then they went home. Well, Whitney wasn't getting any betters what so evers so they went back to da vet yesterday. Theys stole hers blood and ran some fangdangled tests. Her results came back totally normals so then they shipped hers off to da xray machine and......
(insert drum roll)

...they discovered Whitney has Spondylosis in her back.

To dumb it down furs you likes they hads to do furs my mum, dat be likes bone stuffs growin' on her spine.. So dat wheres all da pain be from. Aaaaaaand they also founded out her has an enlarged heart. Mum says it's cuz her is so sweet but I don't thinks dat was what they meant but I is just gonna lets mum believe what her wants. So, cuz of her BIG heart they has to be real careful withs her medications...(but mum prolly needs some to calm her butt down). They gaves her Rimadyl and we has seen a little improvement so fars but we just takin' it one day at a time right nows. And mum has been suffocating loving on da Whitney and doin' all dis nonsense baby talk to her...OMD, does her sound likes an idiot. Her be goin' around..."how do you feel Little Mama"..."Whitney, are you hurting my sweet girl?"...like she can really talk back or sumptin.

But dat ain't all...oh dis is embarraasing furs da Whitney...hers can't poop. Mum has been giving hers pumpkin an following her outside to sees if her will crap and NUTTIN has happened. You should see hers at O'dark thirty withs a flash light outside to sees if Whitney has her done her bizness (oh what do da neighbors think). If Whitney don't do her thing by tomorrow then mum has to gives her an ENEMA...bwhahahahahaha...seriously, can ya'll sees mum giving an enema. It just makes me laugh thinking bouts it. (Send good thoughts to my mum).

Sorry dis was so looooooooong, just wanted ya'lls to knows what was goin' on if we was kinda hit and miss withs da blogs....mum has to watch Whitney go poop. I bet mum nevers thought her would nevers haves to do dat.

I loves you sissy, please get betters.

I do feel sorry furs da vet though. We has his cell number, home number, and clinic number on speed dial AND we knows where he lives (gulp).

Does anybuddy knows how to gives an enema?

Puddles



33 comments:

Sarge said...

Hi Whitney.
Wow, I'm so sorry that you have the sickies and the ouchies. That's no fun at all. I sure hope you can poop soon...just the thought of an enema should scare the poop right outa you. I'm sure the dogtor will have you fixed up in no time, but I'm sending you really strong Sarge healing vibes just to help out. Hoping you feel a ton better soon. Take care.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles we are so sorry to read about Whitney's ailments. They are certainly no fun at all. Bless her sweet heart...we are sending you all lots of prayers. We hope Whitney's pumpkin turns into POOP at O'dark midnight!! :-)
Please keep us posted
Hugs Madi and Mom

~Shelle said...

Oh, Nos, Miss Whitney! I hate to hear that you are not feeling well.. but I am very thankful that your momma and sissy are taking such good care of you. I sure hope that you don't have to have an enema... For you AND your momma's sake.

Many positive thoughts and prayers coming your way! xx
Shelle, Milo and Dixie

Frankie Furter said...

OHHHHHH Whitney.... your poor girrrl.. Back Pains.. and a poop shooter that has slammed SHUT. BUTT, here is what you need to do... RIGHT NOW GIRRRRL... you gotta CALL NURSE MAGGIE MAE... She will know how to deal with your SHUT SHOOTER...

D O NOT LET YOUR MOM NEAR YOU WITH THAT... ENEMY of the BUTT thingy.. and do NOT let Puddles near you with it EITHER.
CALL MAGGIE MAE... Her will KNOW what and how to do the stuffs.

Oh girrrrl PLEASE keep us POSTED on how thingys are "Going" or Not... we are ALL gonna be very VERY much worried about you and your WELL BEING... on SO VERY MUCH MANY LEVELS!!!!
I will send you some super strong Poop Shooter Fixin.... Dachshund
VIBES >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

K9 Katastrophie said...

What's an enema? Poor Whitney! So sweet and cute. We is sending your mommy some good thoughts!

Licks,
Ruthie

rottrover said...

Puddles, you actually look CONCERNED about Whitney in that last photo. You are an excellent actress!!

-Bart and Ruby


really??? an enema???

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD Puddles your Mom really has lots to take care of and all at the Holidays too!

I had to haves that end-ma too and the bestest was somethin called Fleet for babies, they gots it at the store, its cheap and it works Geto out of the way FAST!

I gots your card today and Mom is gonna put pics on tomorrow all about it, you know the beer and cheese toes stains.

Happy Howlidays!

Woos, Tessa

Remington said...

Poor Whitney....I am so sorry to hear this....any time you need a Dr. -- remember Dr. Remington makes house calls. As far as the other "problem", I do believe my nurse can assist your mommy.... Be nice to your sister now Miss Puddles!

scotsmad said...

Puddles we want photos of the enema!!! BOL!!

But we feel sorry for poor Whitney...all that pain AND having to put up with the VET and all.

We hope she feels better soon.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles!

I, Nurse Maggie Mae is here to helps your sweet mama wif Whitney's care. Max has offered his services to you to helps you in any way he can. Him told me to tell you dat (what a dork). ;) We is all keepin' Whitney in our thoughts and prayers fur her to gets better soon. Paws is crossed dat da pumpkin will helps her too, if it doesn't we will send you some of mom's cookin' dat always works fur dad.
Please keep us posted on her...'kay?

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Poor Whitney, poor Mom! C'mon, Whitney - get that poop moving on ot. That poor girl must be in such pain and now her tummy will surely be sick if she can't poop.

Seriously, we hope the Rimadyl helps Whitney and takes her pain away. Gentle hugs to her from us.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Gloria said...

I'll just send my Mom over, she use to be a nursie and gave lots of enemas! BOL, She had better stay away from me! I always poop good, cept one time when it got hard on my furs. BOL My Mom did some nursie duties on my hairs! BOL. ( I thought, poor Mom) Sending lovies to Whitney!!!
Miss Mindy

Agnes B Bullock said...

WHN is very uspet that Whitney is suffering, but she thought that pumpkin was supposed to cure the runs, not get you to poop! WE maker her get us McDonald's french fries, and we get cleaned out very quickly, and THEN we have to have the pumpkin with our kibble.

We hope this helps Whitney. The idea of an enema and Puddles is too much- we are BOL'ing all over the house thinking about it!

ABBY said...

Puddles
Oh deer poor Whitney.
We knoos dat she must be feelin reely bad. We is all sooo sorree.
We hope she poops hurself.

We is purrin furr poops.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Nola said...

Oh I hope she feels better soon! When my little brother couldn't poop my Mom gave him 1 cup of apple sauce and 3 hours later she was jumping up and down with joy that he pooped (my peep is a flake). Keep us updated
Love,
Dachshund Nola

houndstooth said...

Oh, we feel so badly for Miss Whitney! That does sound very painful. We had the opposite problem with Lilac. The poop just sort of snuck out sometimes!

I have NO idea how an enema works, and I plan to keep it that way! We'd really like to see video of your mom trying, though. I may try to get the video camera out myself. Mom and Dad have to give Kuster eye drops twice a day now. It's like a comedy circus! Oh, you would fall off the couch laughing your tail off!

Bunny

Brian said...

Oh poor Whitney, we are all sending you lots of purrs sweetie. I can send my Sister Gracie over to fluff on your belly...together you might work things out. Get well soon sweet one.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh My Dogness...and here me was worried bout not havin a dwess for Christmas. Poor Whitney has pawblems. Hope her gives you a nice big Poop for Christmas...well before Christmas. You take good care of sissy, Puddles....

PeeS....Da Momma jus' had a vision of da Pink Panther sneakin' around in da dark wit da flashlight following Sissy round da yard!

Bobbi said...

Hi Puddles... we've been praying for sweet Whitney and for your mum too. I can remember when Gracie was sick and going outside with a flashlight for the same reason, only it was that she couldn't pee. Try looking for a pee stream at night... eek. I even took a saucer out and when she'd squat to try to go I'd quickly slide the saucer underneath her only to have her freak out and try to get away from the big bad saucer. So... I feel your mum's pain!!
Please give the beautiful Whitney a big hug and some slurpy kisses for Gracie and me. Hugs to you too Puddles... ((You make me laugh!!))

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I know how shy Whitneys khan be ;-)

ANYWAY, paws khrossed fur the two of woo NOT to torture your mom...TOO much!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Whitney

Linda said...

Oh my mom said to bad we don't live closer she had to give an enema to my older brother Samson.
Try to hold a 150 pound Bullmastiff for one of them. BOL
He ate peaches off the tree and the pits too.
We hope Whitney feels better in time for Santa and all the goodies, gifts he brings to you.
Merry Christmas Love Cinnamon
http://cinnamonspiceadogslife.blogspot.com

Alien said...

Ah, Minx. I missed you more than Hicbarian words can say.

Welcome back. We couldn't ask for a better Christmas present. Sallie and I are sending positive thoughts your way this holiday season.

Yours,

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh no! Poor Whitney! And poor Mom too.
Sending lots of pawsitive vibes *hug*

JackDaddy said...

I hope that everything has come out in the end by now!! And if not, what's a little warm water up your butt ever now and again! :)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh no! Poor Whitney can't poop and has back problems too!
I am sending healing bubbles to Miss Whitney so she does not have to get an emema!
love
tweedles

Beans4Biscuits said...

We are sending lots of busy-ness doin vibes to Whitney...it's no fun when your pooper is on the fritz (not that my brother Hannibals pooper has ever stopped working)

Hope Whitney feels TONS better soon

Sugar the Who

p's-n-s's::: Is that docker Ross your momma keeps calling??

Lovable Lily said...

My oh my! What are you all doing over there? Now fess up, what did you do to Whitney... Did you check for a cork??

We're praying for a good poop report today!

Merry Christmas my Blogville friends!

Hugs, Lily Belle

Maggie and Mitch said...

We hope Whitney feels better soon. With you as her nurse, Puddles, she has to! I get a tiny bit of metamucil on top of my breakfast every single day. Maybe this could work for Whitney too.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Miz Puddles,
Thank you for updating us on Whitney. I know it can be vexing when your mom goes all mushy fawning over a dog who is not you, but patience is required on your part.

Please have a chat with Whitney about the poop issue as that whole enema thing, well, you might have to break out your rain gear and stand back once it takes effect.

I hope that your Whitney is able to get better. Maybe some PT like I have been doing would help.

Slobbers,
Mango

KB said...

Oh Puddles. I have some spondylosis along with degenerating discs so I know how Whitney feels. Please cuddle with her... although I'm not sure if that's your style.

I had to give K douches twice a week for the past 9 weeks. I bet that giving an enema isn't all that different (just a different place for the fluid)... and it might even be easy. I thought that the douches would be really hard to give but they turned out to be very easy!

I hope that Whitney feels better soon.

What Remains Now said...

I'm a little behind in my reading, so I missed this post. I hope Whitney is doing better soon! Paws crossed and hugs.

Mr. Pip said...

Oh no, I missed this yesterday. So glad, she has pooped - sounds like the orange poop was from pumpkin instead of Cheetos as I originally suspected.

By the way, I too have an enlarged heart and I think (or at least this what my mom told me) it is because WE are extra special and sweet and deserve EXTRA cheeseburgers and beer! RIGHT NOW!!!!

My paws are crossed for dear Whitney!

Your pal, Pip

A MilShelb Mom said...

Goodness, Puddles. We have no advice and our Mom would just go running to our vet. We are so sorry about Whitney. We are thinking of her! Keep us posted.
~Milly ans Shelby