Happy Friday everybuddy!
Befores Christmas I gots to go to go to da pet store and I was like so fulls of da excitements!
I just couldn't wait and I kepts thinking bouts all da stuffs I wanted and dat I was gonna gets...
like tons and tons of treats...and foodables...and treats...and squeeky toys...and treats.
"ooooooooh, looks at dat big bone!"
My dear furiend Remington sent me da shirt I has on...good thing cuz I can't go nekkid in public.
Well I mean I could but it was freeeeeeeezin' outside.
"Little Girl, hand me dat bone...I caaaaaaan't reeeeeeeach it."
"What does you mean we is done shoppin'?"
OMD...all we cames furs was new teefbrushes?
Are you freakin' kidding me?
(Yea and we gots a new jail cell mat furs sissy's old bones...it's called an orthogeriatric pad...hehehehe!)
I not gets no piktures cuz I was too distrought overs dis so called shoppin' trip.
It was a waste of my time and energies.
Alls I gots was a TEEFBRUSH!
A teefbrush...really?
Oh and then theres was dis nice worker lady dat was just oooohin' and aaaaahin' overs me and asked me my name and I was likes Uh...does you not knows who I is? I HAD to tells her my name...Puddles... and she STILL didn't knows who I was. Even thoughs her didn't knows who I was her went on and on abouts my cheery disposition and mannerisms and mum was laughin' at hers. Her was a nice lady.
Ummmmm, I has no idea why I just told ya'll dat story.
Please send treat donations to:
*Will not accept green beans*
Puddles Duddles Rainbarrel Butt
123 Puddles St.
Redneckville, SC
Puddles...NOT brushin' my teefs...I eatin' cheetos.
50 comments:
Has that lady been under a rock to not recognize the famous Miz Puddles? What the heck? Now that she has been touched by greatness, surely she will put a sign up on the store window that you were actually right there in that very place.
Slobbers,
Mango
What a waste! You didn't even get a new bone or something? Goodness. Well, be glad you got to go. Mom doesn't take us anymore because she says we're"bad" in stores. Apparently guarding the cart with ferocious barks and growls is "bad". Whatever! haha!
~Milly and Shelby
Your a hoot, Puddles!! I love the pictures of you and your new shirt. Lookin' good! I want to tell you what part of this post I enjoyed the most... but I laughed the whole way through, so I'm just going to say all of it. You are a great way to start my morning. Oh, what attitude!! LOL!
I think they should name the store after you, now that you've been there and graced them with your presence! Tell your Mommy that we are now going to stage a protest that she only got you a toothbrush. Us Doxie's and doggies will stand a million paws strong!!
I am allowed to say that the orange poopie on her shoes was a sign? Maybe next time she'll put a bone in your cart... Let us hope she learned her lesson ~ Tee-Hee-Hee...
Hugs, Lily Belle
You lookin good in dat shirt....heck, you always look good my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) says. Bet dat orange poop on Mom's shoes wasn't Whitney. Bet it belonged to YOU and it wasn't poop---it be Cheetoes. Next time drop a Cheeto INSIDE her show so her sees it!
Oh my Puddles, you are so delishiously cute in these photos! I would be upset too, if I only got a toothbrush! You had better set your Mom straight!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
She didn't know who you were? Does the lady not have a computer? I hope you told her all about you. The nerve of that Mom to bring you all the way to the pet store and not get anything yummy. I heard Mom's little pest got a bark off noise maker for christmas though....teefbrushes are on the way too....hehehehehe!
I can't believe all you got was a toothbrush! Geez! I must have a talk with your mom!
Puddles... The store clerk lady probably didn't recognize you because you had clothes on... and we hate to ask this BUTT did you show her your hiney? We're sure she would have recognized that!
Sam and Pippen
Bawhahaha ...a toothbrush to get the pee-cans out of your teeth ...bawahahaha.
You better watch your coat. It has some pink in it and a certain greyhound might assume it is hers.
Your pal, Pip
WHAT??? Do they hire Fools in that store?? Not knowing PUDDLES???
I think you look divine in your Frock. Is that a Wally Marte Original?
Your mom only bought you a Teefsbrush. OH the HORROR of it.
Puddles, you do look like quite the character. We love your new coat. Went to the store and didn;t get anything but a teef brush. That really stinks.WE sure do wish you a very Happy and healthy New year. We will be back.
Who could she not recognized you?! She must of had some eyeball issues.
Dachshund Nola
Puddles- the look on your face is priceless! That's how our pack looks when treats are not forthcoming! (Thank you for your powerful Puddles vibes for Anna Rose)
Oh, Puddles! Sometimes your mom just comes up with whole new ways of bein' mean. A TOOTHBRUSH and NO treatsies??? Don't worry. I'll be over laters with the cheetos and beer.
And abouts that lady in the store? I can't believes she didn't know who THE Puddles Duddles Rainwater was. Poor, poor lady. What a very Most Sheltered life she lives.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
She dragged you to the store fur TEEFBRUSHES?!?!?!? With orange poo on her shoes? (We can only hope...) Well, at least you gots to visit with your adoring public to refresh their memmories so they remmemmer who you is.
You didn't even get those teeth cleaning treats???? Major Pet Store Foul.
-Corbin
MOL MOL MOL oh we are late to the party. My assistant and her better half go to Panera every Friday for breakfast, then they walked then they had to go buy my assistant new walking shoes...yada yada yada. Excuses!!
Puddles I have one very important question!!!! How in the world did that lady not KNOW who you were?
Did she have her head buried in a hole? I agree with Mango there should be a sign in the store saying "Puddles Duddles Rainwater" was here!!
I hope the new sleeping pad helps Whitney and her old bones....Mom says she can certainly identify with Whitney.
Hugs Madi and Mom
PS Too Bad so Sad I already ordered you a ton of green beans.
MOL
PS
I was so astounded by the lady in the store I forgot to say:
1. love your sweater...Rem has excellent taste
2. You are looking very gorgeous as per norm
Hugs from yoru BFFF,
Madi
BOL!! Awww Puddles, my mommy says you look so cute and innocent and helpless and adorable!!
Licks,
Ruthie
Dear Miss Puddles:
Glacier here. I had to take the lap top away from my girl because hers was laughing so hard hers can't type anymore. Actually, hers started laughing as soon as hers saw the title of your post. Yeesh. Everyone should know who you are! I am appalled. Now, as for the teef brushes, I like them. So, I cannot comment.
That sure wasn't much of a shopping trip, and you were all dressed fur shopping too! Happy New Year!!!
Do I have anymore cheeseburgers, you ask? (lifting blanket) I got a whole cooler of burgers under here and a couple of beers, too. Fire up the grill!
Your pal, Pip
You went and only got a toothbrush?! My Dog, that's grounds for filing abuse charges! Heck, if you went to Petsmart on the right day, you even could've gotten that puppy you were wanting. You were totally robbed and I feel for you!
I am also stunned that the check out girl didn't recognize you! Puddles, you have got to get out and meet the public more is what I think!
Bunny
You went and only got a toothbrush?! My Dog, that's grounds for filing abuse charges! Heck, if you went to Petsmart on the right day, you even could've gotten that puppy you were wanting. You were totally robbed and I feel for you!
I am also stunned that the check out girl didn't recognize you! Puddles, you have got to get out and meet the public more is what I think!
Bunny
Remington has good taste. You look gorgeous. What a disappointment that shopping trip was....nearly as bad as the nail clipper incident.
Can't believe that woman didn't know who you were....you'd think she'd give you a bone to make up for that!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
That lady must have been crazy...we agree with the Mango, she probably put a sign on the door saying you had shopped there!
Teefbrushes??? Seriously? Your mum needs some sort of intervention, for sure! :)
No green beans for you...send any you receive by mistake Riley's way, she loves them!
Elyse and Riley
My Dear Puddles,
I am overwhelmed by your beauty today. You look stunning in the outfit that our dear friend Remington sent to you.
Hopeful that you have not forgotten about me...
Max
Miss Puddles
All yoo got wuz toofbrushes...ahhh what is a toof brush? Mom wood lose a fingur or too if she tried to brush my toofs.
Yoo deserved toyz not toofbrushes.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
A stupid toothy brush! Gosh,, your right, the trip was not worth it!
Even a little bone would be better than nothin.
Did you mom get the orange poop out of her shoe?
love
tweedles
I see that you and PIP have started celebrating the New Year.. a bit Early.
Hey... you need to count your blessings... SHE only got you a teefsbrush... and FURGOT to get the FLOSS.
PeeS.... I am thinking about YOU and your Mom and grandma and grandpa.
Puddles, i'mI bit Jelous of the check lady, I would sqeal like a stuck pig if I ever would meet you! Ha! Anywho a toothbrush isn't such a bad thing if you like kisses.
Puddles I don't know how they could not know you, did she get hit on the head?
Hope your New Years is filled with more than tooth brushes. More beer and cheetos, less tooth brushes.
Blessing,
Goose
Puddles,
You need an entourage to take care of your shopping. Just make a list and get people to take care of it. You can't be bothered with trips to the store!
Wyatt
Wait. The pet store lady didn't know who you were?!?! That's a travesty! Um...HELLO...you're the famous Puddles!!!!
You look gorgeous in your new shirt too. :-)
Not even a toy, a bag of treats or ??? We're sorry.
Just when I think I've seen the cutest picture of you ever...you come up with one that's even cuter. I could have told you right away that the lady in the store was not familiar with the World Famous Puddles...because if she had been, she'd have passed out. I'm not going to comment about the toothbrush thing. That's just wrong.
those pictures are hilarious
Benny & Lily
OMD Puddles! You in a shopping cart are too much! BOL! Bet the girly gave you the bone you 'asked nicely' for. BOL!
Um...orange poop? Hardy Har Har Maybe I should eat cheetos. Make Mom's feet orange...she doesn't like to wear shoes ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Sometimes our peeps go to pet stores and some out with . . . NOTHING! Can you believe THAT?! But then again, a toothbrush is almost like nothing. Unless they soak it in bacon grease and you get to lick it off.
haha We was wondering where y'all were at and then we went into semi-hibernation! We are totally unreliable - ask anybody!
The Road Dogs
Gotta agree with Mango.....that lady must have been under a rock!!
BUT she know betters now!!
Happy New Years from your hpouse from ours. We love ya!! Mona. Weenie & Mommy too
What a major bummer - a tooth brush? sheesh!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Happy New Year!
Party like a rockstar!
Hugs,
HAPPY
NEW
YEAR
to you and yours Puddles!
woos, Tessa
Pee s.. I SURE is Happy you is BACK! You make my Mom LAUGH EVERY
time!
Peee ss... HOW could that lady NOT know WHO YOU ARE?????
Hey Pud...
I was really suprised that you didn't post a New Year Bud commercial and play the KoolAid song, but you must be busy getting drunk already!!
Happy New Year!! We are SO glad you're back!!
xx
barbara, trixie, minnie and jeep
Happy New Year Puddles and family!
Have a fun and safe New Years Eve! See you next year!
Fun to go shopping anyway. Did the nice checker lady at least give you a cookie?
I have no idea how we all survived without the Puddles Comedy Show for months while you were hiding.
I cannot believe that woman didn't recognize a celebrity like you!
Orange poop... cheetohs.... too funny.
Isn't the store so much fun?
Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
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