Monday, January 2, 2012

Alls I GOts Fur Christmas

You has GOTS to be kiddin ' me? 

They didn't think I'd notice....

It's a FAKE Martingale collar!
(but you is still lookin' good self)
Yep folks, da kerazy tried to pass off da new collar as a Martingale.
Her keeps insisting dat I is not a Greyhound but what does her knows.
SHE is da one dat locked her keys in da trunk (more on dat later), wore 2 different shoes, fell down da stairs...I could go on and on and on.

Anybuddy ever notice how stoopid our blog titles are?
I knows it has nuttin' to do withs da post but I was just thinkin' bouts it.

Oh and we is workin' on our FLAKE posts...hehehehehe...dis is gonna be fun.

Puddles...da redheaded Greyhound

Puddles

 (Nows, dis is a note to my new kool-aid drinkers followers...since I is a Greyhound...a deformed one but nonedaless... I should be wearin' a Martingale collar cuz dats what ALL Greyhounds wear)

51 comments:

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahah!!! You're too much!
~Milly and Shelby

Marg said...

You sure are a short greyhound. But bet you could beat all of them in a race and you do deserve to have the correct necklace. Thanks for the chuckle. Take care.

Brian said...

I think you are darn quick, greyhound or not!!!

Mr. Pip said...

Now, I am supposed to stay calm and not get too excited, but your peeps did WHAT???? He he, better not let Bunny see this.

...well, at least it is pink. All the greyhound girls seem to be really into pink.

Your pal, Pip

Sam and Pippen said...

So..... if you are a greyhound why does it state in your profile "I'm a dachshund, duh!" We haven't drunk that much kool-aid that you can pull that one over our eyes!

Sam and Pippen

Remington said...

You still look amazing, Miss Puddles!

Bobbi said...

HAHA! Looking good Puddles!! Happy New Year. I can't wait to hear about the keys...

Frankie Furter said...

Is that a NEW Wally Marte Original
POKE a DOT dress you are wearing in your header???
I certainly think you should have the kind of neck wear that you WANT.. butt girrrrrrl.. I gotta tell you this.. YOU are a Mighty Dachshund.. A HUNTER of Wild and Dangerous Creatures. Sorry to burst your Bubble.. Or Poke your Dot.. whichever.. butt greyhound.. you are NOT.
A Marte Gale might be too easy fur a Ground Hog to grab hold of. I'm just sayin.
PeeS... have you read about our dear furend PIP????

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

It be a knock off collah? Call the fahion pawlice. Call PETA. This be an outrage!

Tank said...

You're such a dork.

GOOSE said...

Well I think you still make the collar look gooood.
Blessings,
Goose

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh, Puddles: Glacier here. My girl says you can tell her whatever you want her to believe, and well, she's gotta believe it. ;)

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, I'm rolling on the floor laughing! I can't wait to hear more about your "Flake." She is way too funny and gives us a lot of good laughs.

I have to say tho, your collar is very nice looking on you.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Hound Girl said...

From what I know of you missy , you are lucky to get anything for xmas :)

Freddie got NOTHING :)

hehehehe !!!

Frankie Furter said...

You gots SLOW squirrels there?? They must be in a PEE Can STUPOR.
That would make it EASY to catch em and.... well you know what we would do THEN.

jen said...

I think you look beautiful in your fake martingale collar!! It's pink and beautiful!

Wyatt said...

You make it look smashing! You do look like a mini-greyhound!

Wyatt

Mr. Pip said...

I could use a cheeseburger ...but you may have to slip it to me in an unmarked brown bag so they don't realize what's up. Something about keeping me on a bland diet. Bawahahahaha!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're confused... Are you a greyhound with short legs, or not?!? Heehee. Of course, you look mahvelous, fake collar or not! We'd do the Flake post, but since Mom is such a flake we might not get it posted in time! Seriously! Happy New Year, Ms. Puddles!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

houndstooth said...

You were totally robbed! I can't believe your mom thought she could sneak a fake past you. We Greyhounds have sophisticated tastes and we can spot a fake from a mile away! Do you want me to send your mom a list of REAL martingale collar makers? I'd do that for a fellow Greyhound!

Bunny

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL!! A deformed greyhound!!!!

Licks,
Ruthie

ABBY said...

Miss Puddles
If I squint really hard I can see the resemblance to a greyhound.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles you tell it like it is girlfriend. You deserve a diamond studded collar in my opinion...so just as soon as the man of the house comes home you march right up to him, put your paw down and BOL your requirements!!

You are most certainly a (vertically challenged) Greyhound!!

So do tell did Mum fall down and locking her keys in the car at the same time and was it the day she had on mismatched sneakers?

MOL and Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi

scotsmad said...

Maybe She thinks your a fake greyhound, so a fake martingale is in order.....just sayin'.

Of course we know you're a leg-challenged greyhound, so you should have the REAL thing.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

You do looks good in it.

Kari in Vegas said...

It is still a great collar

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

rottrover said...

We are speechless. You look gorgeous!! Not sure why a scent-driven BADGER HOUND would want to be a sight hound... Girl, you are a lean, mean huntin' machine. And Frankie's right, you don't want one of those badgers grabbin' that fancy schmancy collar and pulling you into it's borough or wherever they live. Just sayin'.

-Bart and Ruby (who are couch-hounds)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, be careful about your choice of words - deformed greyhound??? Are you sure you want to have that in writing? BOL!!!

It may be a fake Martingale, but you wear fake well:)

Woos _ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

JackDaddy said...

Somehow I think you got more than that for Christmas! Spill the beans! :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Jus' kinda hide da label and tell everyone dat it be da original. No buddy will nose! Mee won't tell...pawmise!

lori casto said...

Puddles, you are soooo purdy to look at i didnt even notice the knock off collar.

Jbenz said...

You look quite pretty with the purple, Mz Puddles!!! ;)
<3 JBenz

Gloria said...

I never heard of that kind of collor befor. Guess I got a lot to learn yet huh? I got a secret though.........Mom's got some Cheetos hidden in her purse!!!

Bruschi said...

Ummm I didn't know u were a greyhound bol! The collar is pretty though! Jack wants to marry ebby which is y he needs to know what shes made of bol

Bruschi said...

Ummm I didn't know u were a greyhound bol! The collar is pretty though! Jack wants to marry ebby which is y he needs to know what shes made of bol

Team Beaglebratz said...

Shasta Beaglebratz here-
If'n u say u iza Greyhound then who am I tu argue with the Honorable Guv'ner Puddles? BUTT u du look like one HOT mama in that there nu collar - martigale or not.

Frankie Furter said...

NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAY do I want you to sing to me... I've HEARD you.. You sing WAAAY OFF PEE!!!
NOPE.. not even if you wear your Poke A Dot Wally Marte Original and you Frilly Foo Foo Pretty Pink neck wear..

YOU SING OFF PEE !!

Maggie Mae said...

My Dear Puddles,

Fake collar or not, in my eyes you always look beautiful!


Max

road-dog-tales said...

First of all, we must say that we're loving the new header fo-toes! The one of you in that red tank top brings to mind the words of the inimitable Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt! BOL!
As for the fake Martingale collar, well that's just wrong! Parents have been trying to pull fast ones like this for YEARS and we say it's time to put our PAWS down. Where do we sign the petition to get you a REAL martingale collar, huh? Let us know!

The Road Dogs

Nola said...

You look beautiful! Love your new header!
Dachshund Nola

Maggie and Mitch said...

You look beautiful in your new collar, Puddles. It's okay that it's not a martingale! It's still pretty!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um, what's the matter with your blog titles?

You do look pretty, Miss Puddles Greyhound.

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

BOL a martingale collar.....sheesh those parents these days. Hope you find a real one soon!

Two French Bulldogs said...

they can't fool a fooler
Happee New Year!
Benny & Lily

KB said...

Love the wink, Puddles! A *fake* martingale collar... Maybe your mom plans to have *you* race Bunny this year...

Peggy Frezon said...

It's pretty colors though! You will have to take your mom shopping sometime and show her what you like.

Cole said...

Even if it's fake...it still looks pretty!!!!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

You mean all this time we thought you be a dachshund? Whatevr!! You still look pretty in pomk.

{{{Huggies}}}.....MONA

Tessa the Maltese said...

Ah, my dearest Puddles. I gots to agree with Frankie. This here is why you wants to be the grrreat doxie that you is. Furst off your breed is a GREAT Badger catcher, girl! I mean Badgers is fury nasty and tough critters.

Then there is Greyhounds, they chase bunny girl. That's it Puddles, they chase bunnies! Lets see, badgers or bunnies, which do you think are the toughest????

So embrace your inner Doxie!

hugs and woos, Tessa

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

It's still a pretty collar and we're sure no one would be so ill-bred as to closely examine or comment on its construction. Looks like a beautiful Christmas gift to us. How is Whitney?

Jed & Abby

Minna Krebs said...

How did I miss this post? Oh yeah, cuz my momma is a Flake! (i am working on my flake post......butt I have soooo much material to work with, its taking me furever)

Minna Krebs said...

At least you didn't get a Toilet Seat, like we did last Christmas! BOL