Nows ya'll knows how mum be hittin' herself in da head withs da stoopid stick
ALL da time on occasion...it's very entertaining, more so than watchin' da neighbors.
Mum has a Honda Accord likes dis...
...except hers is black and lots older and dirtier..but others than dat it looks just likes dis.
One warm and sunny day...when hers was neglecting my blog... mum went to da gym (like hers does EVERYDAY) and put her purse in da trunk (her NEVER does dat though) so hers wouldn't has to take it in and nobuddy would steals it ...well, her keys gots hooked in da strap and her closed da trunk lid befores her realized it.
(insert Puddles laughter)
Her started freakin' out and saying bunch of bad words.
Her lookes sumptin' sorta likes dis....
I am so glad I wasn't theres cuz hers would has surely embarrassed me looking likes dis.
So da Vet man was at da gym (we live in a small town what can I say) and offered to takes mum home to gets a spare key and he telled hers to check da inside of da car just to makes sures they wasn’t in theres. (Note: Car unlocked) Nope, keys not theres. Soooooo, da Vet man takes mum home to look furs a spare key...OMD, he knows where I lives...aaaaaaaack! Just a word of advice, your vet should nevers know where you lives. Well mum couldn't find da spare key cuz dad had it in his car at work which was far far off. How exactly is dat gonna helps in a time of idiot-locking-da-keys-in-da-trunk?
Wells da crazy lady was beginning to panicks cuz it would has soon been time to picks up my girl from school and hers didn't has ANY ways to get her. And soon enuff mum began to turn into dis right before my eyes.
Wells, all of a sudden it hits mum likes a squirrel fallin' outta a pee-can tree... I do loves me some peecans by da way...
Remembers how I noted da car was unlocked?
All Honda's has a TRUNK LATCH inside!!!!
So all mum hads to do was pull da trunk latch insted of gettin' her fruit of looms in a wad.
I prolly shouldn't mention da fact dat not only does it has a latch inside but dis cool gizmo too...
...you knows, incase you locks yourself in da trunk
Aaaaaaaand da seats fold down to get into da trunk too!
Folks, what I am sayin' is dat da woman actually had 3 ways to gets her keys out which, would also deafeat da whole purpose of putting her keys in da trunk...anybuddy could has stole dat purse (but there wasn't anything in theres anyways so there would has been no point if you was a thief)
I'm surprised I has turned out so well livin' heres.
Puddles...prolly should go check on my mum bout now
PS: My Papa picked da Girl up from school