Friday, January 13, 2012

Dis Is Not A Bribery Post

Nope, it ain't.
Dis is just a little furiendly post to say how WONDERFULS I thinks Bunny is.
She has such grace and style dat would make any hound envious.
{ I am at da present moment (until next week) an UNOFFICIAL entrant furs da Mangominster and UNDECLARED category but I thoughts I should prolly gets a jump start on shmoozin' getting ya'll acquainted withs da one and only Miss Bunny}
And since I is unofficial and undeclared I is not breakin' any ethics violations.
I do have higher standards than dat.
 wells okays, not really but it sounds good.

Rest your brains cuz dis is not a bribery post by any means.
(subliminal message ON)

 I don't needs to bribe her withs crowns, collars, diamonds, and rubies cuz I is gonna do dis competition da old fashioned way by winning on my qualities fair and square.

(subliminal message back ON)

Besides it just wouldn't be fairs to Bunny to take advantage of our long standing furiendship in such a demonic way. She just wouldn't stand furs dat cuz dat ain't da kinda dog hers is. And I would nevers in a million trillion years do dat to such a LOYAL furiend.

(And again Subliminal message ON)

You sees, Bunny and I goes way back.
Her was actually one of my very furst bloggy furiends way back when I started annoying other bloggers my blog.

(subliminal message ON again)

I was also greatly honored to be Bunny's coach furs da Big Race...dat Left Pip in a hole, but Bunny, bein' da LOYAL and DEVOTED furiend hers is went back to rescue help Pip. And then they crossed da finish line together. It was a momentous and awe inspirin' moment.

Not to mention da fact dat while I was hard at work trainin' Bunny, da opponents was off eatin' cheeseburgers and drinkin beers.
"COOOOOOOME ON BUUUUUNNY, You can do it!!!!" 

But, not us...we was sweatin' and drinkin' protein shakes.
"dis has been such hard work Bunny"
"Puddles can you be a dear and pass me a protein shake, I am parched"
Did I also mention dat I hads to haul all 1,856 of her collars in my laundry basket?
Hers nearly got us killed but dats okays, anything furs Bunny...and her collars.

(subliminal message ON once again)

Oh my, and da pawties we has been to togethers...likes da time we was involved in kidnappin' my mum's pretend boyfuriend...aaaah yes, good times. But because Bunny is such a darn terrific furiend of mine I would nevers divulge anymores informationals on our pawties. Gots to keeps dat on da down low...and dats just da kinda dog I am.

Did I mention what a LOYAL furiend Bunny is?
( Bunny, what size is your head...just a hypothetical question)

Oh and I has also made arrangements to takes you to da Mango Estate... we can all be sures you will arrive in style safe and sound.

GOOD LUCK today Pip!

*If your mom is reading dis I will has your "turkey burgers" waiting furs you.*
If hers ain't reading dis then I'll haves da REAL burgers.

Aaaaah yep, one more thing...I has to gives a shout out to Ms. Lori C, her don't has a blog but her drank da kool aid reads mine and leaves da sweetest comments so I wants to THANK hers.

Okays, I is finally done.
Oh and one more thingy, there are still some bloggies I can't gets to like Madi, Downunder Daisy, Jack, and others.
Does anybuddy knows why?



Gloria Hood said...

Great post! Blogger seems to not be supporting IE any longer. Madi's Mom said I would have to switch my browser to Google Chrome. That don, now I am off to see if I can see my friend Madi again!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Minna Krebs said...

Hey, it looks like you upgraded your laundry basket......did you get the new 2012 model?

Lovable Lily said...

That was a great post Puddles!

Just wanted to wish you a great day my friend.

Hugs, Lily Belle

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

No way would YOU (Puddles Duddles Barrel Butt) EVER consider puttin a bribe out to Judge Bunny. NO WAY ! NOT OUR PUDDLES. NEVER! And squirrels are all wonderful.

Bobbi said...

Haha! Puddles you are so funny! I remember that race and I had to wipe away tears when Bunny went back to get Pip... well.. maybe not.. but it was a terrific ending to a long awaited race. Good luck with this bribery thing Puddles. Oh, that's right.. it's not bribery. Good luck anyway :-)

houndstooth said...

Oh Puddles! What a fantastic tribute to our wonderful friendship! My neck is fourteen inches around and I wear a size small to medium crown. Not that I think you'd do anything untoward with that sort of information! I'm sure it's just to help you find your own perfect martingale collar. Did my mom remember to send you those links?


houndstooth said...

Oh Puddles! What a fantastic tribute to our wonderful friendship! My neck is fourteen inches around and I wear a size small to medium crown. Not that I think you'd do anything untoward with that sort of information! I'm sure it's just to help you find your own perfect martingale collar. Did my mom remember to send you those links?


SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

What fun your posts always are Puddles Duddles Rainwater!!!!!!!!

We love ya bunches and bunches.

Minna Krebs said...

NOT that you would consider bribery (ahem) butt, just how many sparkly Martindale collars and crowns are you gonna send to Judge Bunny?!?!?! Heeheeee

Minna Krebs said...
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Minna Krebs said...

Oh, and your new header is uber-cool!!

Butt, did you add lines to your bloggie, so you made sure you are your words stay straight on da page?!?!?!?!? Heeheeeeee

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Just call it getting your foot in the door perhaps. I loves your new header, it is so nice. Yellow is your colour for sure!

road-dog-tales said...

Wow! Mom says if SHE was judging, her vote could most DEFINITELY be, um, purchased with all that sparkly stuff! WE, on the other hand, think you will win paws down in whatever category you choose simply by your charm, beautiful looks and sweet nature. No, really, we're totally serious here.

The Road Dogs

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hummmmmmmm I guess Bunny is runnin on the old.. Triumph of Experience over Hope... She knows you SOOOOOO well. If you can't Fool the Judge... you might as well just go ahead and Place the Bling Orders and have them sent RIGHT to Bunny's Castle.
I did notice that you now have a MUCH larger... Laundry/Tote thingy.. I assume that you did that fur BUNNY's COMFORT.
I certainly am glad that I am not competing against YOU.. I could NEVER afford all the BLING THINGYS.
WHICH brings up a good point... WHAT exactly Have YOU been doing to get all the green papers fur this furendship/bribe stuff?
Come ON... you can tell US.

Brian said...

I love the pics today, and all that bling! Have a warm basket weekend sweet one!

harrispen said...

All those sparkly things would look great on Bunny! I love your new header.


Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles WTG not bribing the judges!!! If is one thing we learned about Dachshund when being owned by Toto it was, Dachshunds are never ever give up on what they want...they are probably where the term 'like a dog with a bone' originated!! This being said we know you will not quit until you win!! MOL I'm sure Bunny needed some new bling and she knows it is just a GIFT.
Great post girlfriend,
Hugs from your BFFF,

Amber DaWeenie said... would never stoop to bribes. Mee nose you too well. Love your new wheels....ah, me means transportation. Looks soft and cuddly. Can you feels da bumps or when you's crashes into sometin?

Me couldn't get to a lot of bloggys either. We took Frankie's advice and downloaded Firefox. Works fine...for now!

Remington said...

Great post, my friend....

Anonymous said...

Whew! I'm sure glad you made it CLEAR right from the very start that that was NOT a bribery postie. Cuz I wouldn't have thought it was but some OTHERS might have thought it was if you hadn't made it real clear like you did.

And gosh, was it ever sweet to remind Bunny of all the good times you had and what good furends you are. Without any ull-tear-yer motives at all. That was very sweet.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. I likes your new, upgraded get-around-mobile.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wowzers, Bunny is going to be over the top with joy to read this post.

Does Mom know you borrowed her beautiful table cloth for your vehicle? BOL

Paws crossed here for Pip.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Peggy Frezon said...

That is so sweet! I love that, in the comments, Bunny knows what size CROWN she wears! Now that's a classy dog!!

rottrover said...

Puddles, it's so sweet of you, even though you haven't even really entered Mango Minster, just to do a tribute to the beautiful judge of the Working Stiffs category. Your tribute to a long standing friendship is truly moving...

-Bart and Ruby

Nola said...

Good thing I'm not a judge! Blogger is a pain
Dachshund Nola

Jess and Glacier said...

Puddles: Glacier here. I have to type for my girl because hers has fallen on the floor laughing. Hers is even squeakin'!

lori casto said...

Thanks for the shout Puddles, i am honored. I do so enjoy your blog. I used to have a wirehaired daschund. He was the best little boy. Loyal to the core.

ABBY said...

Does yur Mom half da current update on hers bowser??? Dat may be why yoo can't gits to Miss Madi. Momma tolls me sumfing bouts blogger not supportin certain fings like current bowsers.


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Thank goodness I can leave a comment here- about the pretty stuff I see!
Some blogs I cannot leave a comment anymore- and it locks up!

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Wow these pictures are stunning! These gems are fit for a princess... oh wait, that's what you are! Thanks for showing us how fabulous pups can look :)

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JackDaddy said...

Now what good are all those shiny rocks. You can't eat them! :)

Bassetmomma said...

BOL! That was too funny! Your hilarious Puddles!

scotsmad said...

When we are on 'normal' there such a thing...our screen has just been freezin' BUT we use Chrome for blogging and it works. We've asked Sarge to see if the Chipmunk Gang has been released or something.

Now, we KNOW you'd NEVER bribe a judge. Completely out of the question. (Have you sent her some Kool-Aide)

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Cole said...

Hahahaha! That is one glamourous pup!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Bunny is sure a classy lady! She would look beautiful in any one of those gorgeous collars but we know that's not what you intended, right, Puddles?
We were having the same blogger problems on IE and mom downloaded Firefox and the problems disappeared.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

A MilShelb Mom said...

Hahahaha! Puddles, you are too much!
~Milly and Shelby

ps- We love the header!

Mr. Pip said...

Psst Puddles, I would go with the PINK diamonds. Bunny LOVES pink!

And about those "turkey burgers" ...I sure am hungry. Would you mind throwing in a few french fries, I mean green beans.


Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

What the mums don't know, won't hurt them! Pass me a beer! Bawahahahaha!

Maggie Mae said...

My Dear Puddles,

I find it hard to believe that anyone would question your motives with this post. I just know you would never try and bribe a judge in the Mango MInster contest. ;)


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Yup Puddles, you keep that dirty laundry in your laundry baskit, k?

Lorenza said...

I can see this is not a bribery post!
Yes. Change to Firefox or Chrome.
They are working pretty good!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Two French Bulldogs said...

thats no bribe, BOL
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Of course this is not a bribe post. We can affirm it. **wink, wink**

Declan said...

Hey Puddles, nice to meet a fellow "Greyhound" hehe! Thanks for stopping by. Any help you need in aiding Bunny, you only got to ask. I go all a bit silly over her, but Mum says I'm probably punching above my weight. There was a nasty moment when I thought I was related to her, but fortunately not, well if I am it's very distant. See you mate. Deccy x

Tucker said...

Bribes.. they work.

woof - Tucker

Mango said...

I am going to have to speak to Miss Bunny regarding her blatant fraternization with a soon to be contestant. Shocking!


KB said...

I think that you have Bunny on your side... with all those crowns and jewels, nobuddy can bribe her like you can!

I can see how flying in your basket with almost 1900 collars might be dangerous, especially since so many are bedecked in jewels!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

I believe every word I read, course I AM BLIND. Sissy said I shpoul take what you said with a grain of salt. What does that mena?

Sniff later.....Weenie

Brandon - The dog with a blog said...

OMD Puddles, W2G! You are so furry sweet :)
I've been hearing a lot of other bloggers say to switch over to Google Chrome, guess I'll be doing that shortly!


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're having the same problem with the Google-Microsoft open warfare blocking access to many Blogspot blogs. We switched to Firefox and so far everything is accessible. Too bad Firefox isn't as easy to use as IE.

Being as Abby has the same opinion of Miss Bunny's high moral character as you do, Puddles, Abby is not averse to looking at lovely bling that Miss Bunny would never accept, even if you were to offer it which of course you wouldn't. But just to help you stay on the straight and narrow, Abby will be be extra vigilant on your behalf.

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

Anonymous said...

K, I'll make sure you win in 'whatever' undetermined dogatory ;) you enter. Oh fleas! I'm not a judge! Dang! I wanna get bribed er I mean I wanna be a judge ;) Bettin Miss Bunny is gonna have more bling bling than she has room in her house for BOL ;D
Now about this new laundry basket... you have a maid now?!!! I want a maid! And she's rubber so I bet she is super limber and can get to all those corners that Mom can never quite twist herself into to get the dust bunnies out of. Yeah they've built nests in our house! :O Bet your maid actually knows how to use the dryer too. Mom decided it was easier to hang em on a line than read the destructions on how to work the drier. What the Flea?! Doesn't work too well when it rains though Hardy Har Har. Heard her talkin bout pourin some soap on em and hangin em out in the rain so she doesn't have to use the washer either. :O Now I don't do laundry. No clothes = no laundry. Why don't peeps just go nekked like us smarter than the humans dogs? Save lots of green papers that way I'm thinkin ;D

Bone chance to you at the Minster Miss Puddles :D

Waggin at ya,

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the majority here Dear Puddles, you would never stoop to such a rotten thing like bribin a official judge.

Sheesh, like YOU would ever do somethin like that!

Hey, how do you think Bunny got the judge gig, Mom and I would really love some fresh Lobster and I myself love a good filet Mignon.

woos, Tessa