Dis Is Not A Bribery Post

Nope, it ain't.

Dis is just a little furiendly post to say how WONDERFULS I thinks Bunny is.

She has such grace and style dat would make any hound envious.

{ I am at da present moment (until next week) an UNOFFICIAL entrant furs da Mangominster and UNDECLARED category but I thoughts I should prolly gets a jump start on shmoozin' getting ya'll acquainted withs da one and only Miss Bunny}
And since I is unofficial and undeclared I is not breakin' any ethics violations.
I do have higher standards than dat.
 wells okays, not really but it sounds good.

Rest your brains cuz dis is not a bribery post by any means.

(subliminal message ON)

 I don't needs to bribe her withs crowns, collars, diamonds, and rubies cuz I is gonna do dis competition da old fashioned way by winning on my qualities fair and square.

(subliminal message back ON)

Besides it just wouldn't be fairs to Bunny to take advantage of our long standing furiendship in such a demonic way. She just wouldn't stand furs dat cuz dat ain't da kinda dog hers is. And I would nevers in a million trillion years do dat to such a LOYAL furiend.

(And again Subliminal message ON)


You sees, Bunny and I goes way back.

Her was actually one of my very furst bloggy furiends way back when I started annoying other bloggers my blog.

(subliminal message ON again)

I was also greatly honored to be Bunny's coach furs da Big Race...dat Left Pip in a hole, but Bunny, bein' da LOYAL and DEVOTED furiend hers is went back to rescue help Pip. And then they crossed da finish line together. It was a momentous and awe inspirin' moment.

Not to mention da fact dat while I was hard at work trainin' Bunny, da opponents was off eatin' cheeseburgers and drinkin beers.

"COOOOOOOME ON BUUUUUNNY, You can do it!!!!" 

But, not us...we was sweatin' and drinkin' protein shakes.

"dis has been such hard work Bunny"

"Puddles can you be a dear and pass me a protein shake, I am parched"

Did I also mention dat I hads to haul all 1,856 of her collars in my laundry basket?

Hers nearly got us killed but dats okays, anything furs Bunny...and her collars.

(subliminal message ON once again)

Oh my, and da pawties we has been to togethers...likes da time we was involved in kidnappin' my mum's pretend boyfuriend...aaaah yes, good times. But because Bunny is such a darn terrific furiend of mine I would nevers divulge anymores informationals on our pawties. Gots to keeps dat on da down low...and dats just da kinda dog I am.

Did I mention what a LOYAL furiend Bunny is?

( Bunny, what size is your head...just a hypothetical question)

Oh and I has also made arrangements to takes you to da Mango Estate...

 ...so we can all be sures you will arrive in style safe and sound.

Noooooows,

GOOD LUCK today Pip!

*If your mom is reading dis I will has your "turkey burgers" waiting furs you.*

If hers ain't reading dis then I'll haves da REAL burgers.

Aaaaah yep, one more thing...I has to gives a shout out to Ms. Lori C, her don't has a blog but her drank da kool aid reads mine and leaves da sweetest comments so I wants to THANK hers.

THANK YOU Ms. Lori C.

Okays, I is finally done.

Oh and one more thingy, there are still some bloggies I can't gets to like Madi, Downunder Daisy, Jack, and others.

Does anybuddy knows why?

Puddles