Remembers last week when I was on my death bed and seein' da light, of course ya'll do cuz I keeps talkin' bouts it and milkin' it furs all it's worth.
Wells, I gots 2 cards in da mail from some of da sweetest furiends evers.
Wanna see my cards?
Sure ya do.
They is right theres, behind me.
I guess I ought to move huh?
Okays here they is.
Da one on da left is from Queen Of Everything Kitteh Madi
And it said..."Puddles, you is da bestest thing since sliced suasages!"
Da one on right is from da Dachsies With Moxie...and it had coupons fur kegs of beer...Geoffrey likes to drink withs da Puddles while he holds up quilt pieces fur WHN.
Well, I do be liein' but a girl can dream can't she?
Well I really did gets da cards but no beer and Madi didn't really say dat.
So thank ya'll furs my cards, I do feels betters since I got them.
But let's not tells da mum I feels betters...wink, wink.
But let's not tells da mum I feels betters...wink, wink.
I has to also tells ya'll bouts a new furiend I has and I want ya'll to goes and meet hers.
I met her through Khyra
Her name is Nora B. Webster and her is a hoot.
Besides her has a cool name so dat be even more reason to meets her.
(kinda likes Minna Krebs)
So ya'll go right on overs and show her some of dat Blogville love dat I knows you has.
(kinda likes Minna Krebs)
So ya'll go right on overs and show her some of dat Blogville love dat I knows you has.
Puddles D. Rainwater...because I needs an initial in my name now
52 comments:
You come over here Puddles and I'll take you for a pint at my local. Hehe! Deccy x Actually, we could sit you in the pint.... ;-)
We need to set up a 'brewing' center at home. Then we could have all the beer we want. Wonder if they have a Cheetos making center for home, too?
Love
Shelle, Milo and Dixie
I hope you gots snacks to go with that beer Puddles! Lol! Very nice cards you got. :)
Mr. Geoff is very upset that the beer coupons fell out (or were confiscated)! How else do you think WHN gets him to model the quilt squares for her? The idea of drinking beer from a keg with hi BFF Puddles D brings him around immediately!
Beautiful cards... But you better ask your mom what she did with those beer coupons. It sounds like you were supposed to swilling the beer right now!
To bad 'bout them beer cooponz fallin'out - bet u wooda liked them ALOT! Them cardz were really cute an'that wuz nice of them sendin'the cardz. We Beaglebratz r hopin'u iz all better now BUTT we won't tell your mom if u iz - let it go fer at least 87 gazillion yearz.
Shiloh'n Shastaa
I guess you will be beer shopping this weekend, have fun Puddles!
How thoughtful! Your cards are very, very nice. We are glad to hear that you are much better now after being poisioned.
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Oh Puddles D. Barrelbutt... we would NEVER tell your mom that you are better...
I went to your new furend's blog..
THOSE are Grrrrreat Cards. I know that they made you feel very much better... butt we STILL won't mention it to your mom.
From your furend
Frankie O. Furter
Puddles, I bet there were beer coupons in there and your mom snagged them for herself! I think your cards are fantastic.
Bunny
Oh my, you are looking most beautiful today, purty as a picture, lovely as the blue sky ...or something like that.
Now, where's my cheeseburger?
Your pal, Pip
Awwh. Scarface, I mean Scar Neck, ...wasn't that nice of them to send you a card. They are such thoughtful furrends, it makes me feel guilty.
Actually, I did consider sending you a card....butt decided not to when you was making out your will and near the end and stuffs. I figured you would have kicked the buckets by the time it arrived, and couldn't read it anyway.
It's the thought that counts, huh?
I need an intial! I'm gonna have my momma do some researching in her family tree and find out if the human Minna Krebs had a middle name I can use.
Off to meet your new furrends.......
You're name is very sophisticated. Tell me about the "D"...Diane? Dahlia? Diva?
Also, you have the very best friends. Maybe they'll take you out for happy hour tonight?
Lots of love,
Nora B. Webster
Well, you ARE the bestest thing since sliced sausages! We like the initial, too. It makes you sound all sophisticated, like. ;-)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Glad you are better Puddles! Hey, my Dad is about to go shopping, want him to get you some beers?
Lovies, Miss Mindy
It's clear we were meant to be friends. My middle name was Bora at first. *hang my head in shame*
Sometimes it's that and sometimes it's Bean.
Ugh.
Nora B. Webster
Chomp, chomp ...wait a minute, what's this (flings lettuce across the room) ...that's much better, chomp, chomp, chomp ...
Mmmmm....sausages and beer...
Oh, sorry, I gots distracted there for a little bits. Those are SUCH sweet cards and I know they helped make you feel better right away. And whew! Am I ever glad you got better in time to do the can-can today. I was worried I was gonna have to have Brudder Ranger step in at the last minute. And betwen you and me, he kinda has 4 left paws. (But I remember, as far as your mom knows, you're just at my condo to re-coop-erate.)
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
You really cracked me up with the line about Geoffrey drinking beer while holding up quilt pieces. Glad to hear you are feeling better, but we won't let your mom know.
Cindy & Nina
Getting mail is SO fun! I like your initial -- very classy....just like you!
Well... I know you have the link to my blog with my handsome face... so I figured that would make you feel better and I could save on postage... Ya know, for a nicer time to send you a card? Uhhhh... I'm not cheap.
-Corbin
Maybe da Puddles Momma can arrange to have a beer factory built in your backyard. Wouldn't dat be great?? You could grab a can every time you go out to poop! Jus' an idea!
Such nice furends to send ya such nice cards!
Morning Puddles and you are most welcomed. My peeps went out to breakfast (w/o me and did not bring me anything) then they walked on a trail and brought back some peemail that I've yet to identify. So I'm late making my rounds.
I expect I was thinking exactly what you said when I made your card!!
OMD girlfriend you, Mayzie, Bunny, Maggie Mae and I can certainly do one fine can-can. I was amazed at how well you kept up ...being vertically challenged and all.
Hugs from your BFFF,
madi
That is so very sweet that you got cards!!!
Maybe you should journey around, visiting different cats and woofies in the blogosphere and checking out the local breweries? Just think of all the different beers you could try and all the fun you would have!
Did you know that those two gorgeous sibes live in our backyard, well not exactly but not more than a 15 min. ride. Tank lives near us too.
Puddles, we think you are on to something there, maybe we all need a middle initial. Hmmmm, wait, guess we need a second name too:)
Have a great weekend.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Miss P, we're glad you're feeling better. We think you should get your town to condemn the stoopid's house and then build a micro-brewery next to your house. You could have your won label and stuffs...
-Bart and Ruby von Weiler
We are liking the brewing at home system idea
Benny & Lily
My Dear Puddles,
What lovely cards! We are so happy that you are feeling better, don't worry we will not tell you mom a thing. ;) We will go and visit your new friend.
Counting the days until the dance...
Yours,
Max
We're glad you're better...and we won't tell.
We're off to meet Nora and we like your initial.
We're more one name....like Madonna, Cher or Adele.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Yeah, but the "D" stands for Dud or Duds or Doofus, right? That's so not cool.
Mr. T
Yes, we did look at your knickers... then we had to wash out our eyes cuz we just didn't need THAT picture in our heads!
Sam and Pippen
Bragging again I see.
Just teasing you, MInx!
Yours,
We love the middle initial, Puddles D! It suits you!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
You're so funny!
~Milly and Shelby
Puddles
dem cards is furry nice. we is all so glad dat dey helped makes yoo feels better.
Happee weekends.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
You still have Bono?! Egad!
I wonder who the entertainment will be this year....
Yours,
Oh!
And did you SEE the girls Roo picked out? *Shivers*
Puddles D.,
Great cards. But I think you were robbed of the coupons. You better check into that.
I have a middle name: Sir King Goose the third.
But can just call me Gooseberry.
Blessings,
Goose
Boy, coming here at the end of the day...I gots to scroll thru thousands of comments. I got nuttin originals to say now!
You have been bery brave thru your sickness. I say: ITS TIME FOR CHEETOS!
PeeS: When you gonna play Kool Aid song again?
I love your cards, I like to eat mine when I get them(if Mommy lets me, which she usually doesnt). Thanks for telling me about a new pal, I love making new pals.
licks and sniffs Sasha
will you quit it with the deathbed stuff? I think Broadway is your next stop.
Anyway, it's very nice that you conned these very sweet folks into sending you cards. They should be sending them to your mom - she's the one who got pooped on! :))
Nice to meet you. I'm sorry to hear that you have been feeling bad but you sure got some nice cards!
Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm sure relieved (not that kind of relieved!) that you're feeling better! Don't worry, I won't tell...keep on milking it! Sweet cards.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
We thought you were still sick?? Because your Mum needs to keep waiting on you hand and foot!!! ;-)
Cool cards! I have a friend that brews his own beer. Sounds like a bunch of work, but the brews he makes sound fantastic!
Elyse and Riley B. Pooper!
What does the D. stand for?
Nice cards!!!
Have a nice sunday.
Woof, woof,
Chicco
Puddles!! Your kidding right? You'd never "Milk" it for all it's worth...NOT!!
Snif ya later.......Weenie
Puddles D. Rainwater? *BOL* classy classy.. Glad you are on the mend... and... do milk MOREEEEE.. from your momma.. we surely won't tell her anything :)
I think the full middle name is Dekhat ;-)
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Isn't Nora B. Webster so FURRY khool!?!
When is you comin' to my birthday pawty? We are keepin' da beer cold fur you! ;)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
xxxxxxx
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