Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Me and my Brudder cuz I has no udder title

you knows...
 I loves my Brudder Albert very much...
...and I knows he loves me too likes I loves myself.
He likes to takes cares of me, loves on me, and protects me (likes I really need it).

"Dat was my eyeball dork"

But him be gettin' on my last hair.
Sees, he kisses me all da time and he messes ups my hairs.

" I loves you too Brudder."

Him gots no idea how loooong it takes me to gets my hairs juuuuust right.

"Yea, uh sweet" 

I was gettin readies to bop him upside da head.
And mum tells him to stops cuz her thinks it's gross but he don't, I reckon it's cuz he be da alpha.
OMD, ya'll didn't thinks mum was alpha did ya'll...
Oooooh, you fans of da Puddles is too much...mum da AIN'T alpha.
Okays, soooo off topic.

"Okays, Brudder gets outta my way...I gots to go pee...and then you can gets off my blog"
( he really is in da foto, he be dat black blob right theres)

I so hopes he didn't mess up my hairs too much.

Am I still gorgeous?

I believes hair #231 and #1834 be outta place nows.

And furs your information,  his breaff do be rounchy...I's all stinkified nows.
And yessirre bob we brush our teefs.

*I am still tryin' to figures out da whole point of dis post*



~Shelle said...

Aww, Brudder is giving you a baff. Apparently he is trying to get some of the neighbor germs off you... You know, just in case you got a hold of the stupids from them. :)

In our house Dixie gives everyone baths. She especially likes faces. Mum won't let her lick her on the face and ears, but everyone else in the house does. (yuck)

Hope your day is great... We had a wee bit of snow today! (yay!)

Shelle, Milo and Dixie

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles...those pics of your and brudder Albert cracked mom up.....however, I, Madi, have some very disturbing information. I believe Albert's body has been taken over by a sinister feline. I suggest you call your Vet, I hear he is on speed dial, tell him Albert needs a DNA test ASAP. I'm quite sure the feline's purpose is invade your home and spread to feline furs all over creation, which will drive your Mum nuts.

As for your hair being out of place, next time Albert gives you a shower wear a shower hat!! MOL
Hugs from a Sinister Feline
and your BFFF,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am STUNNED... I thought YOU (Puddles Duddles Barrel Butt) were the ALPHA.

Just make sure that Albert doesn't Bend Fold or Mutilate Hair #87. I think it is your bestest one.

Anny said...

urmms... what hair?? You have hair?

Gloria Hood said...

I am so almost peeing myself from the previous comments! Ask the Mom to perfume you after a brudder bath. It may help you out with the stinkies.
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Anny said...

*BOLS* opppss! sorry missy puddles.. me ams a just a kidding with yous... you looks lovely with or without them hairs or with or withouts them hair #231 and #1834 outta them places :)

Agnes B Bullock said...

Anna Rose has a similare preoccupation with bathing Ginger every single day- all day long if the two of them could stay awake! In bed for hours, then she does her Dad!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh Puddles Albert is so cute. Albert looks like my mom childhood Doxie ShaSha (who is a girl doxie, Golden Laughs!). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Oh, be careful there Puddles, too much of that slobber slime licking can be bad, bad, bad! I woz doing it to myself in my armpit (I noticed yours be looking a little red there, you got owies in your armpit too or Albert be licking there?) and I licked and licked and made a big hole and a bloody mess. So I has to wear the cone of shame until it heals up and I must say, it be looking furry good now that mom has been cleaning and putting auntie bionics on it efurry day this week. So lesson learned, no licking the furs! (Oh, and psssst, you mite want to check on fur nummer 67,903 coz it be looking a little wonky.)

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles... not only are you totally nekkid but you are bald too! There are no hairs #231 or #1834.... of course being nekkid and bald doesn't take away how good you look...

Sam and Pippen

Declan said...

He's a bloke mate. What more can I say. Deccy x

houndstooth said...

Hee hee hee! Puddles, you're as beautiful as ever! A few hairs out of place just means you have that tousled look that all the models are striving for right now! ;)


Minna Krebs said...

Ohmydogness! Pickles has started doing that, too! It drives my momma totally Cracker-dog (well, more cracker-dog, I should say)

Her (Pickles, not my momma) does it to me and sissie Ditto all the time .....cept with our long luxurious furs, her kinda 'nibbles' on us, instead of licking! How cracker-dog is that!? (Pickles, not my momma)

Lovable Lily said...

Such a sweet brother you have there Puddles! Me thinks he was trying to give you a mohawk! My sister Muffin loves to lick my ears and that gives me the 'willies' when she does it!

Lily Belle

Minna Krebs said...

You needs to ask your mom's BFF, aka The VET, if this is some kinda medicals uncontrolled fur tasting disease, or sometin. We would like to know if there be a treatment fur this. (we knows her calls him ALL the times anyway, for dog medicals). Heeheee

Mr. Pip said...

Look at all the fun I am missing being an only dog (not). I sometimes do this to Rosie ...she doesn't like it very much.

I can only see his foot in that last picture, but I will take your word for it that he is there.

Your furs are looking good!

Your pal, Pip

GOOSE said...

It is clear that your Brudder loves you, and lets face it who wouldn't? I'm not sure I could contain myself if I saw ya in the furs. I would be tempted to lick ya too.
Being an only dog I do not have anyone to "bathe" me. Well except MOM but that's no fun, well except one time she tried a beer bth on me. That was fun.

Ms. ~K said...

Love is in the air, eh? Thanks for the smile this morning!

Asta said...

You awe most gowgeous..I didn't even notice those two haiws being outa place, my haiw has been tewwibull lately,Mommi wefoosed to give me a baf since we got hewe cause we had no haiw dwyew till ow and it's FWEEEEEZING outside. I'm embawwased when I look at youw pawfect haiw, and I think youw bwuddew Albewt is a sweetie pie..I have a weekness fow kissie dogs

smoochie kisses
pee ess, hah! I nevew think mom's awe alphas..the newve

Corbin said...

I was gonna say something, but it sounded super naughty when I wrote it, so I deleted it.
ZzzzzzZzzzzz... I sleepin'

rottrover said...

We thinks Corbin has a crush on da Puddles. Ruby is the one here. Mom says Ruby can't hold her Licker!! BOL!!! I, on the other paw like to nibble as a greeting. We're NOT weird!!


Jess and Glacier said...

LOL!!!!!!! I have nothing else to say because I'm laughing too hard

Linda said...

Maybe he thinks you gots peanut
butter in them ears and he just cleaning um out fur ya.
Darling your hair looks marvelous.
♥ Cinnamon

Bassetmomma said...

Looks to me like Albert is trying to clean your ears too, Puddles! Brudders can be annoying but your still love them anyways! Your hair looks wonderful dawling! LOL

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you looks PAWFECT! Um, you don't think it's cuz he gives you a BAFF that his breath gets stinky, do you? HAHA! I'm kidding! (But you don't think that's why, right?)

Brudder Ranger clean out my Most Magnificent ears for me. I LUVS it cuz it feels SO good. But he's never given me a whole entire BAFF before.

Wiggles & Wags,

The Websters said...

Oh Puddles. I understand your pain. Avalanche LICKED DOWN MY THROAT! I was really tired and gave a big yawn and she took that as an invitation to taste my tonsils. we have tonsils.

Either way. GROSS. You and I can live together and Albert and Avalanche can get their own place. Sick sick sick.



Anonymous said...

Tell Albert to knock it off before he starts horking up hairballs like a freakin' cat.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

The point to this post is to show us how much you and your brofur loves each other. And to show us how cute you are, even when you might have your hairs messed up.

Brian said...

You always look terrific, even with two hairs outta place!!!

Nola said...

You still look great! Your brudder is so sweet
Dachshund Nola

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaaa! I was how long it would takes you to notice my comment over at Corbin's place. momma said "Thanks alot...NOT" fur reminding her bout da single sock issue.

Remington said...

Looking good Miss Puddles!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

The point of the post would be to prove that you Never, Ever have bad hair days! ;-) But seriously, did you think ANY of us thought your Mom was the alpha? We all thought YOU were the alpha! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

scotsmad said...

We think Albert made you all shiny!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you crack us up! Go get your hairs back in place and take care of the AIN'T Alpha Mum!!

Elyse and Riley

Cole said...

Aww! Albert lurves you!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles Duddles Bubble Butt... see if you can solve this ..
Who is a stabilizer of Yarn and who is a Fertilizer of a BARN?

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh I know you, you be Puddles. I see you visited my blog. I've watched you! You dumped on our Mayor Frankie. You have stinkie neighbors and you never did say what you did to the cat that was in your driveway last year before you took a summer hiatus. You have poop issues. Your funny.
Sweet William The Scot

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

I think it's very sweet that your brudder loves you so much, Puddles.

Love ya lots,

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wowee! You are way skinny. I thought I was skinny, but you are skinny! Makin' me feel fat.

jen said...

Awwww...your brudder loves you so much, always giving you kisses!!
I think hair 999 was out of place too-just letting you know:)

Oskar said...

I think the point is that we see that you, Puddles, is beautiful even when those hairs is out of place!

Nubbin wiggles,

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you're all covered with Brudder slobber! BOL. You and Mango's brudder Dexter have the same slobber problems. Maybe give Brudder a breath mint!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Neeko said...

Miss Puddles... Say what you want but Meee can see the look of satisfaction in your eyes while your sweet Bro is Loving you up :o)))
You are just acting tough but deep down you are a softy :o)))

Later Beautiful!
Neeko :o)

KB said...

That first photo is priceless!!!!

Sorry about those furs out of place but I think that kisses are more important than furs in place... even if they're from your brudder.

Bobbi said...

Puddles! You must get those two hairs back in place. YOu look hideous. NOT! Aww you're so cute and funny...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, that's an easy one. you're the whole point of this post. :)

Maggie Mae said...


My head is all yours! ;)


Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles me saw you poopin ovr at Frankie's. HeHeHe...

Well at least YOUR brudder luvs on you. Mine tries to hump on me...already hurt my back bout 87 times.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles
Don't worry, I do not see any of your cute hairs out of place.
Did your brudder clean the boogies out of your eyes too?
I love the photos of the two of you together- sharing brutherly love,

What Remains Now said...

Again, proof that you're irresistible.

Two French Bulldogs said...

was he lickin your hairs down?
Benny & Lily

Alfie said...

aww your brudder is too kind! He was showing you that he loves you! My momma told me that when someone licks your face, it means that they love you...then I realized it was because I had a dirty face and it needed to be cleaned! But you look star quality now!

Doxie Rod said...

awww! that was just so sweet! puddles getting all gussied up for the blog photo shoot! some very sweet brotherly love :)

Peggy Frezon said...

Only you, Puddles, could get 54 plus comments on a post you don't even know the point of as you are writing! bol. Anyway, Kelly loved to kiss our yellow lab-- especially she'd lick inside his ears and his eyeball! Now isn't that yucky???

Zona said...

OMD... my comment is not about your post but about your picture for the dance king and queen. We've had a stressful day and you on a step stool in your foto made my mom burst out with a laugh! THANK YOU!! BOL


Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

Siblins can bee most tiresome sometimes n den ovas dems is jus soooo pawfectamondo.


Pibble said...

Charlie likes to lick the heck out of the other dogs, too. I just don't get it.

What I really like is how focussed you are on the camera. Now that a true model!