Scuze me just one sec.
( I believes my purty little butt be outta focus)
Okays dis is betters...it's not my butt though.
I is going right overs heres to hide.
If ya'll happens to sees my mum, don't tells her wheres I is.
Since Tuesday mum has been WORTHLESS.
I knows her was worthless befores but it has really gotten outta paw nows.
I hasn't been ables to gets any help out of hers cuz all hers has been doin is starrin at da 'puter screen.
But I tells hers..."Woman, I has a blog to run, fan mail to check, and
thoughtful comments to leave"
She ignores me or just tells me to go find sumptin to do.
Uh, lady...you is hoggin' WHAT I needs to do.
And to make matters even worser, hers failed to feed us at our regularly scheduled time.
We eats at 5:30.Hers didn't feed us til 5:31:18.
I thoughts I was gonna pass out befores I gots me some nutrition to sustain my hawt self.
Oh, what has hers been starrin at you ask?
I was hopin' ya'll wouldn't ask cuz it do be very embarrassing.
I can tells ya'll it AIN'T chicken!
Heres it is.....*
I can ssures you dis is no joke...a freakin' camera.
See, dis heres Nikon D800 was unveiled on Tuesday and since then...
her just sits and stares...
bores tells me all bouts da specs. overs and overs and overs and overs again.
All I really be hearin' is blah blah blah blah blah blah!
I knows mum's camera is old and hers fotos suck but my life will be overs if dis camera comes to my house and besides, our pack hierarchy is just fine da way it is.
Puddles...prayin' and hidin'