Friday, March 23, 2012

Da REAL Pip and Puddles

Me and Pip (waves and laughs)...
was alerted by da Pittie-Pack dat there be imposters imposterin' us outs in cyber world.
It's identity theft at da worstest furiends, fans, and loyal readers.

It tooks us a long time to establish our good names and reputations just to haves some kerazy dogs to come along and destroy it from some wheres outof no wheres.

Ya'll takes a look at dis very incriminatin' foto of da thievers.
It be quite obvious these is transvestites cuz dat doxie is a BOY and I is a GIRL...
and dat Yorkie is a GIRL and Pip be a BOY...duh.
(Okays, I made dat part up...I mean I do be a girl and Pip really do be a boy though)

Dis be da REAL...
See, absolutely NO resemblance what so evers!
Nope, none  a t  a a a a a l l s!

(on da front porch at my house...on da couch)

Puddles: Hehehehehe....Pip you gots any cheetos?
Pip: No, do you? Hehehehehe
Puddles: No...bwhahahahaha..but I DO haves da munchies.
Pip: How comes why not you has no cheetos?
Puddles: Why you be talkin' likes me nows?
Pip: Because I think I have been hanging out with you far too long...why are we laughing? (snicker, snicker)
Puddles: Who cares why we laughin, we gots to get some cheetos...cheetos...cheeeeeetos!
Pip: Yes we do...hehehehehe.
Puddles: Okays then we checks in da couch cushions.
Pip: (glaring at Puddles)Does that mean I have to move?
Puddles:You wants cheetos or not?

da real Puddles and Pip


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We can TELL that THOSE two are ImPAWsinators. I mean really who would not notice that the FAKE Pip is WAAAAY too small or that hair number 87 is totally FAKE on the Puddles imPAWsinator.

There is Only ONE PIP and ONE PUDDLES.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Too funny, Puddles- those two impawsinators are really good at what they do (but not as good as you two). Have a great weekend.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Hound Girl said...

BOL no one could ever be as cool as yall!! Umm did you make sure you get some royalties for that photo :)

What Remains Now said...

Hope the Stoopid Neighbors don't read this or they might be coming over trying to be friends.

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! Maybe you need some brownies to go with those Cheetos! Obviously, those imposters are lightweights. They don't even have any beer or cheeseburgers!


P.S. It is now the 23!

Sarge said...

Wow, that's a horrible immitation of you and Pip! Not even close. I mean those two have no class at all. You and Pip are totally classy...even when your a little weirded-out. BOL Hope you stopped chuckling long enough to score some munchies.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mr. Pip said...

Bawaahahahhaa ...crunch, crunch, crunch ...bawhahahahahaha ...crunch, crunch, crunch ...bawahahahahahhaaa ...belch, crunch, crunch, crunch ...bawhahahahahahaa

Mr. Pip said...

Did Bunny say something about brownies ....

Remington said...

Believe me....there is NO ONE like you and Mr. Pip!

Casey said...

You are ever so much prettier than that impawster, Puddles.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Hmmm, are you sure those transvestites didn't get you both smoking any cigarettes?
And where are those cheetos you mentioned, yum!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Amber DaWeenie said...

BOL....Me tinks you two have been in da beer truck again!

Linda said...

We know it's not you, because you would pee on the weeds not smoke it. hahaha
Now where are the cheetossssss

Anonymous said...

me thinks you doth protest too much

GOOSE said...

Clearly those two are not you two. And if they were you two and not them two then I know you two would have invited me and my two six packs over. Clearly they are two fakes and do not have as much class as you two. I am sending Cheetos via snail mail, not sure it will get there in time to curb the munchies, but Cheetos are good anytime, anywhere, in any situation. Your good name is still intact with me Miss Puddles.

Sam and Pippen said...

We won't even ask if you inhaled... it's pretty obvious you have!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. We would have fessed up to the imposter photo cuz they look WAY better than the two of you!

Gloria Hood said...

My goodness! How dare they??? They are not even a close resemblance! The very nerve of some dogs! I would know you anywhere Puddles!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Minna Krebs said...

I know Pip's mom fancies herself as a green thumb, now that they be living outside da city.......butt WTH is her growing in her garden!?!

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha, at da comment about attracting da Stoopids to come join you two!

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles you always make me smile. This is too funny.


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're kinda thinking this is a case where art imitates life. I mean, really. Someone saw the two of you, ah, hanging out, and decided to take a picture with imposters (much easier than getting you to sign photo releases) and post it all over Facebook. But you're telling us you've never looked like that? Uh huh. We're TOTALLY buying that story.... ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

The Websters said...

You both are much much more beautiful than the imposers.

What are your favorite kind of cheetos?



rottrover said...

Dude. Just don't EAT any BAD WEED!!



Pibble said...

I get the feeling that you, Puddles, led our fine Pip down this path of destruction. Too bad. But pretty darned funny!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

How dare they try to impersonate you! They could never begin to be like you!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Well Miss Puddles - We Beaglebratz r quite amazed that u did not convince 100% of your audience convincingly that the doggiez in that pikchur wuz not u an'Pip - there IZ still sum doubt left. Hmmm - we kinda agree with Commander Tank an'when there iz tu much protestin'goin'on then that uzually meanz a cover-up - just remember the political guyz? An'what'z with all the lafter while talkin'boutz havin'the munchiez an'lookin'fer cheetohz. BUTT we Beaglebratz r choozin'tu b-leeve u anywayz cuz we gotz other stuffz tu take care of. That pikchur iz all in the past now - a nise weekend is still tu come.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Two French Bulldogs said...

We think you two are moonlighting in another career
Benny & Lily

Madi and Mom said...

Hey Puddles...I'm finally here...the peep go out for breakfast on Fridays..anyways we all know there is only one Puddles Duddles Rainwater and one Mr. Pip. There may be others who look like you two but NO ONE, absolutely, NO ONE has your personalities and big hearts!!

MOL at Pip talking like you. It doesn't take long for Southerners to get others talking like us.

Hugs from your BFFF,

JackDaddy said...

Hmmm, I don't know. How do we know that is really you in the 2nd picture? Maybe they stole your blog just to confuse us!

Brian said...

You two are just way too cool!!!

Bassetmomma said...

You two are just too cute to impersonate! Sure hope you finally found some cheetos! LOL!

Nola said...

I'll be right over BOL!
Dachshund Nola

Peggy Frezon said...

You guys are two of a kind...all your true fans know for sure which ones are you and which are the imposters! You guys are wayyyy cuter and smarter!

chicamom85 said...

There is no way that even looks close to how good looking the 2 of you are, the nerve. There can only be 1 real Puddles and 1 real Pip and that is enough for me. Now pass over the cheetos, lets toss back some beers and smoke a bowl...oops did I say that, please don't tell Remington. I don't know where that came from. I must have a wild side somewhere.

Loveys Sasha

Ronnii, Uji, Sidney + Izzy ( + Momma Tea ) said...

OMD dats posty mades da Moms laff so hard coffee dids shoot outta her mouth. STUPENDUS POST pleese do anuvva one cos wee wants her to do its again................BOL
Hu-peeps has a quote ' Often imitated, never duplicated ' wee finks dis applies to dis
Uji, Ronnii, Izzy n Siri
xxx xxx xxx xxx

K9 Katastrophie said...

How dare that doxie be impersinating my twin!


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Dog blogger impersonators? What will they think of next?

Sweet William The Scot said...

I saw this picture - it was at my local Post Office on the Wall and it said "WANTED" No Reward! Crime - Identify Theft and Male Fraud!!!
Sweet William The Scot

Anonymous said...

ROFL! So.... find any cheetos?

Bobbi said...

hahaha.. too funny!! I was really getting into your conversation on the couch. I think you and Pip should do a reality show.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I knowed rite away those be imPAWsters! Grrrr on them. There be only ONE Puddles (double D) and ONE Pip. Oh, BOL, after I writed that I seened ofur off to the side that Frankie Furter writed the same thing. Great minds think alike!

scotsmad said...

Those aren't Alice B Toklas cheetos by any chance are they? Just askin'.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Barbara said...

I is sorry, but yew cannot convinz me dat picktur is not yew and Pip. I tink it's one from many years ago when yew was yung and 'sperimenting wif stuff.

Besides, I see hair #87 an KNOW its yew!

Mr. Pip said...

cheeseburger, cheeseburger just woke up and da couch be spinning (and me still be talking like you)

Wyatt said...

You 2 better lay off the pawtaying, junk food and beer. You don't want this to make the evening news..BOL


Tweedles -- that's me said...

I knew those furrys were not you! Someone is trying to trick us!

Jazzi said...

Oh yah, those two werent you guys at all. Dont worry, we know the real ones!! So did you find the cheetos??


Kaunis Nelli said...

Identity theft sounds exciting - but not if it's you that is being stolen. But a copy is not the original, which you both are. An cool too!

Anonymous said...

OMD! Mom's been readin this book called Jackpot. It's not very well written in her opinion but the subject matter is interesting... It's about you and Pip back in your early adult days and tells about how you two and your gang built this huge drug smuggling ring headquartered out of South Carolina. Yeah you would pay off the big plantation owners and use their land to cart the goods through to distribution points... Butt I'm worried. You two got away from the DEA back in the Reagan days and now you're lettin the Cheetos out of the bag (so to speak ;) I sure hope the statute of limitations has run out. Did you consult with Jeb and Abby? I don't want to visit yaz in jail :( Course myself and all your furiends would find a way to bust y'all out! :D Butt then you'd be fugitives and have to be on the run. Good golly miss molly this has got me all worried and riled up and you two just better go into hiding somewhere for a bit. I'll rent out my Redneck Den to yaz fur a good price k? Heh Heh Heh

Waggin at ya,

Asta said...

Oh How I would like to come sit on the pawch wif the weel Puddles and Pip,Note to self: I gotta get me a plane(see I'm now talking like you too, hehehehe, I think it's catching. I would sew those impawstows fow evewy penny they have and get lots mowe cheetos if I wewe you
smoochie kisses

Declan said...

Guys... now you know what happened to the Stoopids when funny cigarettes were involved.. Hehe! Deccy x