Monday, March 26, 2012

Tracking With Mum

Hey ya'll!
Guess what?
Startin' last Thursday, da 22nd 
I hads da privilege of helping track...

See mum says to me...
"Puddles we are going to track today"
And I was all likes "Goody Goody Gum Drops!!!!!!"
Only cuz I couldn't rhyme anything withs Cheetos.

Anyways, I was sooooooo EXCITED I could has peed!

Dis here be what we was "trackin"....
keep goin'
a little bit mores
 ...da freakin' man in da brown truck.

 I should has known it bein' mum and all it was too good to be true and it was.

I thoughts I was really gonna start trainin' to be a SAR dog until da kerazy lady...and I put great emphasis on KERAZY...informed me we was gonna TRACK
her new fangdangled camera on da 'puter.
I was all likes YOU HAS GOTS TO BE KIDDIN" ME???????
Her wasn't though.

Yep, ya'll hers looked at wheres her camera was every 8.7 minutes likes it was really go across a whole state in dat time.
We watched it go through Kansas, Tennessee, Georgia and then....
 it stopped in SC...

...and I laughed
and then I laughed some mores...
cuz it was only 2 hours away from us on Friday night and da brown shippin' peoples be closed on da weekend...bwhahahahahahaha.
 (her do has da bestest luck...NOT)

So theres it sat just a mere 2 hours aways from us aaaaaaall weekend...all lonely and cold and stuffs.
Ain't dat just hilarious?
Okays, it may not be funny but it's just da fact dat it was so close but yet so far I sense a U2 song theres? OMD, wheres did dat come from? (what has hers done to me?)

Anyways, tracking withs mum sucked... nows I is goin' to eat me some cheetos and wait until da camera store calls 10 minutes befores they close to inform da kerazy lady hers can come get her new camera...then her will has to wait a whole nudder day to gets it in her hands.
Dats hows her luck runs ya knows.
(and dats what her gets fur trickin' me to think we was actually gonna go track)

If anybuddy could provide me withs some food and waters afters dis arrival...dat would be nice, ...somebuddy may forgets to feed me ya know.

Da moral of dis post...
Computer Trackin'=NO FUN!


Bobbi said...

HAHAHA! Oh Puddles, I needed this laugh this morning!! This was funny. Sorry... but it was. I have done similar tracking myself. I've not invited Gracie to go with me though. I'll have to try that sometime.. just to get a rise out of her.. I can't wait to see the pictures with the karazy lady's (your mum) new camera.

Mango said...

Miss Puddles,
I empathize with you. Evil witches, the lot of them.
I suggest she scatter hot dogs in your yard and maybe even bury a few to make it up to you.


Madi and Mom said...

Girlfriend isn't it crazy how many definitions one word can have?
When you and Mum were trackin', I thought y'all were going to count the seconds until your Girl tracked out of school!! MOL You thought you were goin' on a rescue mission!!! If the camera store calls 10 minutes before closing, be sure to take some pictures of your Mum's head spinning that would be good for a few MOLS.
Hugs from your BFFF

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

This is so cruel.
You were sooooo excited to go Trackin. What a bummer.
I think you should teach your mum a lesson about what TRACKIN means to a Dachshund of your stature.

Run out in the yard.. Dig a Deep hole ... down where it is really wet and MUDDY and then run in the house..
and start TRACKIN her Floors all up.

What Remains Now said...

Poor mum. She must learn though not to use that "track" word around you unless she means the real thing. It's not fair to get all your instincts excited and then not come through.

Minna Krebs said...

Why do I has a vision in my head of your momma at da Camera store even before it opens......her face and hands pressed up to da door, going *Open Open*


Lovable Lily said...

Don't worry my friend, we'll be more than happy to supply you with all the food and water you may need. It's gonna get rough, so hang on for the long ride.....

Lily Belle

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, what a rotten trick! I bet if you find her most favoritest shoes and give them a good chewing, that'll learn her! BOL. Maybe next tracking will involve a shipment of doggy treats or toys. That would be more like it!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Ronnii, Uji, Sidney + Izzy ( + Momma Tea ) said...

Ohhh Miss Puddles wots a disdapointments fur yoo, dese hu-peeps bee krazy fur sures


Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD OMD Me is totally surprised dat your Momma didn't chase dat brown truck clear across da country and den find her own camera when da man got out to go potty or sometin! Don't worry Puddles. You can comes live wit me and get fed all da time and get FAT like me! And escape da doom to come.....da new flashy beast!

Anny said...

Your momma sure has them lucks with them tracking.. *LOL* 2 hours away and they closed shop.. hahhahahahhahahaa.. what a weekend to spend waiting and drooling i meant waiting for them camera. I would have gone stir kerazyyyyy..

anyways.. you know Puds.. you can always get on them plane and come over heres to stay with us. You can help me with them tracking of them kitteh kats here.

Waiting for you @ them airpots,

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You see, in these pawts, UPS means Urgent Package fur Shawnee. In your pawts, it must mean Urgent Puddles Shipment and seeing as the package woz not fur YOU, it woz not delivered with the utmostest urgency and sat two hours away all weekend. That be why your mom wanted you to track with her, thinking you could pull some walking strings. NOT!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Puddles - u know what'z gonna happen when that new camera arrivez don't u? NOT ONLY will u NOT get fed BUTT your kerazy mom will b in your face at least 87 timez EVERY DAY! We Beaglebratz know this frum experience - last time our mom gotz a new camera, poor Shasta an'me NEVER gotz any sleep an'the ONLY foodablez we gotz wuz what mom dropped on the floor when SHE ate. (That'z y we gotz so many gray hairz now on our facez - NO sleep AN'NO foodablez.)
Shiloh'n Shasta

Mr. Pip said...

I am thinking maybe you should pay off that UPS guy to take that camera far far away! I bet he likes Cheetos!

I am thinking your life might be much easier without that silly flashy beast - plus it might catch us doing something we are not supposed to be doing ...

Your pal, Pip

Peggy Frezon said...

Next time you'd better get to do some tracking in the woods your way. But I do hope your mom gets her camera today!

Anonymous said...

Lenexa, KS is just a few minutes away from me Puddles. I could have made sure the new camera was in a little accident... problem solved.

GOOSE said...

That is cruel and unusual punishment with out a doubt!! How could she trick you like that? Where is the love?
To insure your needed nourishment I can ship you some Cheetos, that would be "neato". But if I ship them with the big brown truck guys it might get stopped two hours from your house and those Cheetos would be in a dark place (not your tummy) and that would not be neato for the Cheetos.

GOOSE said...

In case you didn't catch it there was a rhyme in there with CHEETOS.

Brian said...

Did she get free treats for you with her new toy?

Bassetmomma said...

I think you'd better get your Momma to stock a few bowl of food. "Cause you know once she gets her hands on that new camera, all bets are off! LOL!

Remington said...

Thanks for the smile, my friend....we always track our stuff too....not too exciting.... New camera....awesome!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well, that sure was rotten of her to make you think you were going to do some actual fun tracking!

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles, don't be mad at your mom. We humans get very excited over our new toys and I am very jelly over your moms new Nikon. I can't wait to see all the beautiful pictures she will be taking of you.


Jazzi said...

Oh Puddles, that was so funny!! I just laughed and laughed. Maybe you should get her all excited bout something sometime and then let her down so she will know how you feel!! WATCH out when that new camera comes, im just sayin.....


Nola said...

BOL BOL your craaazy peep! Honestly, it's like they think they need some jazzed up camera to take pictures of what's naturally gawjuss!
Dachshund Nola

Madi and Mom said...

MinnaK's Mom
Hey Puddles I just had a brilliant idea (I inherited that ability from your mom). I think I'll ask MinnaK and her mom if we can have a sock coop. We'll send her our finished sock to wear with her finished sock then she can send them to us. They might not match but that is ok!
Hugs Madi

rottrover said...

Look on the bright side, Puddles - more fotos of your beautiful self!! WE can't wait!!

-Bart and Ruby

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

If it wasn't for bad luck....
That bad karma has got to be because of the cruel trick with the tracking, ha! They just think they are sooo funny, pfft!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

The Websters said...

We would have met Tank over in Lenexa too! Call us next time.

Speaking of Tank. Where did the blog go? We can't get there.



chicamom85 said...

Puddles I think a nice poopoo in her slipper will send the message home that Puddles the great is not to be messed with. I am sending an emergency package with pizza, cheetos, beer and various treats. You might have to track it...oops sorry...with UPS. Well at least this tracking will be for you.

Loveys Sasha

p.s do you know what happened to Tanks blog, it is gone

K9 Katastrophie said...

Poor Puddles.... We do lots of tracking too.


Gloria Hood said...

Want me to send over some Guinness to go along with your Cheetos? I got some leftover from my party!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! Oh, Puddles! You do realize that if you start tracking like Kuster does that you have to *shudder* work, right? No more free Cheetos! They take your back, walk a while, drop one or two Cheetos, walk some more, drop a Cheeto, and it goes on until you find the end, when there's a tiny jackpot of like, ten Cheetos there! Plus, you have to keep your nose down the whole time. Tracking on the computer is MUCH easier!


P.S. I hope she gets the call before closing time! She'll just drive you insane all night if she doesn't get it this afternoon!

Asta said...

OMD Puddles

I twooly thought youw bootiful tlented nose was going to get to twack something impawtant like a cheetos wawehous ow something, but fedex?????awe you kidding me?????
sheeesh hoomans awe weeewd awen't they?(I've seen Daddi doing that stoopid kind of twacking to, but at least he left me out of it

you can come to my house..I'll stawt looking if thewe's any cheetos in all of Boo da Pest fow you
smoochie kisses

scotsmad said...

We are laughin' here. Not HER, because that's the sort of luck SHE has...but we think it's hilarious!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Casey said...

Puddles, maybe you can start learning how to be a SAR dog on your own and make your mom start to come along after you're doing so well. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to work on the training while she's busy with the new flashy beast.

Macintosh Mitch said...

You're not going to believe this, Puddles, but my mom was trackin' UPS too but it wasn't a camera - it was stoopid rugs! I guess our moms were thinkin' the same thing!

Love ya lots

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, Puddles, I was all atwitter thinking you were going to live my dream and actually get to track something besides whatever walked ahead of us on our usual path. And then ... and then ... sigh. My dream is burst.


Anonymous said...

Leave it to your Mum to have the worst luck ever! We'll send some food and water your way, but not by UPS because it might get stuck 2 hours away from you all weekend!! ;-)

Elyse and Riley

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh is a real trickster making you thing you were going to track....
Benny & Lily

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, we are only a hop, skip, and a jump from Lenexa and our human sissy works right near that UPS place - we sure would have been able to help disrupt that delivery too, Puddles?

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

jen said...

Ha! Oh Puddles! I thought I was gonna see you do some real tracking here!
Oh well, I hate to say it but I would be doing the same thing as your mom and that the same exact cruel things would happen to me! Your mom and I sure got dealt the wrong hand when it comes to stuff like this!

Hey if you can find your Mom tell her we moved our site, she might not see it anymore in blogger!
we are at

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

No one told your mom the brown truck guys will deliver directly to your door? Although not on the weekend. Surely by now you have perfected the pitiful gaze, the panting stare, the sharp smack with a paw, and if necessary, the frantic barking while running around the house? We never have trouble getting mama's attention :) We look forward to seeing your new and improved publicity stills, once your mom has mastered the new camera. Maybe even some video! You know great divas need good camera work to help perfect their images.

Jed & Abby

Kaunis Nelli said...

Tracking sounded really exciting and then... tracking on the web? Not so exciting...

Miss HoneyBuzz and The LB said...

Dear Puddles,

You was robbed. That's all I gots to say.

Woof - HoneyBuzz

Anonymous said...

Hardy Har Har Were you suckered or what? ;) Gotta feel for your Mom though. Waitin on that new camera to arrive for her is kinda like waitin for treats to arrive for us :) Hope her luck gets better BOL!

Waggin at ya,

PeeS: Puddles if you do go and do some real trackin, let me know. I've always wanted to do that too! :)

Pibble said...

But don't you see, Puddles? Without the camera, you can't be the STAR! Mom is only thinking of you...

ABBY said...

Oh Puddles dat wuz no fun furr yur Mom! We hope dat da man in da brown shorts showed up and YOO got him!


Declan said...

If this is what its like before the camera.... jeez you'll be a skeleton in a couple of weeks.. Deccy x

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahaha! Hey, we coulda brought it to ya!
~Milly and Shelby