Friday, March 2, 2012

Dr. Seuss Day


Today be Dr. Seuss's birfday and guess what?
We totally furgots to do a post bouts it and now we has run out of time.
Which is fine cuz we suck at rhyme.

Kerazy lady thoughts it was on Monday...when it clearly says Friday on da badge...duh.
Guess I ought to go has a beer..
...it has a way to cheer.

I am so bad
really just a tad, maybe I'll go mad.

Bwhahahahaha....oh, dat was just terribles.
What an embarrassment.
Dat rhyme ought to bes a crime.

I would has gots Dr. Seuss a gift but he be dead and he hads a kerazy thinkin' head.
Ooooooooh, make it stop!!!!!!
I thinks I will go has dat beer or four.

Dis is more likes it

Puddles

58 comments:

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! OH Puddles! Happy Dr Seuss Day! LOVE your new header. Lots Of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Bobbi said...

Oh Miss Puddles.. you Be Bad! LOL. Happy Dr. Seuss Day...

What Remains Now said...

Love your bloggie's new look. You'd get sued, but I bet "One beer, two beer, three beer, four beer" t-shirts would be very popular. Don't do it though. You don't want the popo coming by (unless it's to pick-up the neighbor).

Agnes B Bullock said...

Love the One Beer poem- where can we buy the merchandise? Mr Geoff NEEDS thaton a tshirt!

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha.......good job Dr Puddles!
Last post you was a NURSE, now you have become s rhyme DR............who knew you was so medically inclined?!?!

Minna Krebs said...

I do likes your new header..........it kinda reminds me of an old fashion beer label design.........very appropriate!

PeeS....my momma didn't cry when Mr Jimmie Johnson crashed on the very furst lap of da race.....butt, boy-howdy, you should have heard the HBO words coming outta her mouth! I think her invented a few new ones....

Sam and Pippen said...

You should start publishing children's books, Dr. Puddles!

Love the new header!

Sam and Pippen

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Your HEADER looks Wonderful...

Wow your Tribute to Dr. Suess is just so ...Dr. Puddles Like.

Why would we expect anythingy Less.

Once Puddles
Always Puddles

We can always
Count on You Puddles!

Declan said...

Yo Puddles. I have something for you if you visit my blog! Deccy x

houndstooth said...

I had NO idea it was Dr. Suess Day! Darn it all!

I think your rhyme was right in time, and I was quite impressed!

Love your new header!

Bunny

P.S. March is here. Your camera free days are limited!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Dr. Puddles! You should specialize in Kerazy! And specialize in beers...

Wonderful Furends....
Dat would be you!
Wonderful Furends
Truer den True!
And always True Blue!

(and orange...Cheeto Face)
BOL

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Whahahahaha! Great funny to start my morning off with. Mom needs coffee, I need funnies! Now I has to go werk on mine. You gibbed me inspirashuns!

Casey said...

Perfect! I don't think the good doctor himself could've done any better!

Gloria Hood said...

I didn't know it was Dr Seuss Day. I think you made a very good rhyme though! Hope you enjoy those beers! BOL
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Mr. Pip said...

OK, so I forgot it was Dr. Seuss day ...maybe because my assistant has not let me near the computer in DAYS!!! You know, I hate to miss a party - especially one that involves beer and good cheer (that's the only rhyme, I got)

The new header looks GREAT!

Your pal, Pip

chicamom85 said...

Puddles you are the master, I bow to you!!! Happy Dr. Seuss Day and don't get too drunk so that you peepee all over the house please(giggles).

Loveys Sasha

Jazzi said...

Oh, that was so good Puddles!! You are very talented in the wordy area!! Happy Dr Seuss day!!

wags
Jazzi and Addy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

One Puddles Pooping
OH MY the Scooping.

Two Puddles Seein??
Beer causing major Peein.

Red Puddles
Blue Puddles

What Did you DO Puddles???

NO don't tell us what you've done.
Don't spoil the surprise and ruin the Fun.

Some Puddles' Poo
On your mum's Shoe.

Smeared on her SHIRT
when you went SQUIRT.

One Puddles Poopin
OH the Scoopin.

Puddles Poops on ME and her mum.
Kaopectate, give that girrrrrl Some.

harrispen said...

I love the new header and you Seuss tribute is great!

Cindy

The Websters said...

That was an excellent tribute. We also agree with everyone else that your header is to-die-for.

We're sorry about the bullying. Did your mom take care of those meanies? If not, I'll send Jasper over there. He looks mean and ferocious.

xoxo,

Nora

Kaunis Nelli said...

i take doctor puddles' advice anytime :DD

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's BOL funny! Great poetry and definitely worth a good drink. Enjoy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles you never cease to amaze me....hugs to you! Happy Dr. Seuss Day! Enjoy!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

One Puddle
TWO Puddles
You peed on the Floor, Puddles.

Your neighbor is THE GRINCH.
Butt the PoPo gave him the Pinch.

One Puddles
Two Puddles
Sneetches and Greetches
Go out and find your mum some LEECHES

One Eye Boogie
Two Eye Boogies
Rent a BIG CLOWN
so you can watch your mum Frown

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles my friend
you are witty to the end!
You're not mad
but sometimes
you're bad (in a good way)
so much so that you
delight us every day.
MOL Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom said...

MOL I just read Frankie's and Ernie's poem....that was good!!

GOOSE said...

BOL! I never thought anyone could make Dr. Seuss better. But Puddles my friend I like the way you think and the way you rhyme. Raising a glass to toast the wonderful you.
Blessings,
Goose

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

Only you, Puddles - only you!
Happy Dr Seuss Day!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

Peggy Frezon said...

bol Puddles
Instead of Fox in Sox (my kids fav Dr. Seuss book) how about Doxies in Sox?

Bassetmomma said...

Heeheehee! You are hilarious Puddles! Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!

Wyatt said...

Puddles hee hee, your poem has the most beer! Better save some of that for St. Pats Day!!

Wyatt

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hmmmm, did you have the 4 beers before or after you wrote this post, Puddles? :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

One Puddles
Two Puddles
Ernie's gonna POOP on YOU Puddles.


Blob One and Blob Two
are comin fur YOU

Oh the thingys They will do.
Blob One and Blog Two
are gonna GET YOU!

One Puddles
Two Puddles
They will blame them on YOU Puddles

Brian said...

Oh Puddles,nwe think we like your version much better!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Furst - we Beaglebratz just LOVE your nu header – it definitely fits YOU! Then, we love how u wuz able tu take a well-known Dr. Seuss book and make it all‘boutz the PUDDLES! BRAVO!

We took part in the challenge too
It wuz fun - u need to go c it, u rellay do.
Shiloh’n Shasta

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Mom noticed this morning that it was Dr. Seuss Day, but she can't rhyme anything, and since she's such a slacker on posting, we're going to pretend we don't know. But we like the 'one beer, two beer' take on an old favorite! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Nola said...

BOL great job Puddles! I love the new header
Dachshund Nola

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

One Snail
Two Snails
Leaving slimy GOOO TRAILS

One ant
Two ants
Callin many new ants

Ticks come crawlin
Hear them Callin?
Could you Would touch a TICK?
Could you Would you with a STICK?

Would you Could you catch a FLEA?
Could you sit still with one on your Knee?

Pee Can Worms are bugs you see.
Those grrreat thingys cause your Mum Pee.
Could she would she in her pants?
If she saw one on her plants?

Bugs that hop or crawl real slow,
make your mum puke and take on a green glow.

One Bug
Two Bugs
fur your mum.
Race to the yard
and get her some.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we just knew your poem would make us giggle - now go enjoy that beer. And congrats on your win at Declans:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

The Teacher's Pets said...

Who says you can't create a poem when you're drunk? Or were you drunk at all? Or just plain 'ol clever? Or both? Either way, the title of your new book is sure to sell out quick so get ready to pawtograph every single one, okay?

scotsmad said...

Don't worry Puddles....we forgot it too and it's Saturday here! Love your take on one fish, two fish.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

One PoPo
Two PoPos
Watch them cuff the YoYos

You should do the poopids
On those Stoopids.

One Bug
Two Bugs
get over on the neighbor THUGS.

Could you Would you move away?
Would you Could find another place to Stay?

Not on Puddles' street.
Not Close enough to smell your feet.
Not on her Block.
Not near enough to Mock.

Stoopid Neighbor leave her alone.
Stay far away from her zone.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Happy to come to see you.
Purrhaps you will share a beer or two?

You really made Mommy laugh with your rhyme.
She had a wonderful time.
Reading your words so true.
Now where are those beers? One or Two.

A MilShelb Mom said...

Hahaha! You're a poet and didn't know it!
~Milly and Shelby

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Whoa I'll be glad when this day is over.
I'll be sending my rhymes to a pasture of clover.

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahahhaaaaa........do you get da feeling that poor Frankie had too much caffeine this morning???


PeeS....I just noticed the most wonderful foto of you and you girl, that you added!!!! Awwwwwwhhhhhh....

Berts Blog said...

Goose told My Vickie about your post when they were walking today. They all had a good laugh. So when she came back after walking (Without me) I was able to get her to show me.

So now we both had a good laugh.

Puddles.....you are so funny.

KB said...

Puddles, I am laughing, laughing, laughing. Did you have a beer or four before you wrote this post?

K had a beer today too!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles
Happy Dr Seuss Day to you mu friend!
I like your beer poem!
love
tweedles

Winnie said...

Brilliant job Dr Puddles.

You made me laugh
Till I needed a bath.


Love and licks, Winnie

Pibble said...

Oh, I can't stop laughing! Puddles, you're too much!

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! So far Alien likes your tribute the best. :)

Hugs,

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, we might just have to get that book for our Dad. Hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Team Beaglebratz said...

The Beagebratz r here agin - we here haf bin watchin'the talky box 'boutz all the stormz down that way - mom wuz a little concerned an'wuz wunderin'if u wuz affected at all?
Shiloh'n Shasta
(mom tu)

rottrover said...

Love your header, girl. Boy that Frankie is sort of obsessed with your poo, don't you think?? BOL!!

Hope you're having a good weekend!!

-Bart and Ruby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Great new header. We're eagerly anticipating "Puddles: The Sequel" and "We Three Doxies, Part III".

Your homage to Dr. Suess was very clever and refreshingly free of poop references. But we give Frankie full credit for having sharp rhyming skills.

Jed & Abby

rottrover said...

one beer, two beer, big sleigh, reindeer!! BOL BOL!!!

-Bart and Ruby

Doxie Rod said...

love it, puddles! i am not so good at the rhyming either! i think you did a good job with the pictures too!