Mini Puddles

Hey ya'll!

{Oooops, sorry bouts da title but you can ease your minds and knows I has not had no puppies...nope, mum mades quite sures I could not raise my own army to takes over da universe.}

Buuuuut, about a hundred years ago da post man brung a package and it hads my name on it.

 Yes, dat would be Puddles...withs 2 D's.

It also said it bes from a tax and accountin' firm and mum was all shakin' in her shoes thinkin' I has been evadin' my taxes. Silly lady, I don't has to pay taxes, dats what hers is fors.

Duh mum...it be from Minna Krebs and gang.

Anyways, I thoughts, nows what on earth could dis be?

It not my birfday, which happens to be July 28 in case ya'll be interested (wink, wink).

Hmmmm...it not be Christmas eithers.

Yea okays, so I didn't has da faintest idea.

" Little Girl can you puuuuuulease hurry, I sooooo excited I bouts to pees all overs myself!"

 "Hehehehehe....awe, I loves you too Mini Puddles and you is purties likes me!"

I named hers Mini Puddles in cases ya'll was wonderin'.
And da bestest thing is dat I has always wanted my very own puppy since Frankie got his very own puppy.
Nows I has a puppy!
But my puppy has hearts on hers...and hers is a her, not a him.

 I gives you a hug, okays. 
We is gonna be furiends furevers.

I tooks da liberty of gettin' a close up of Mini Puddles.

Her likes to has her foto taken ya knows.

Don't hers has hypnotic, sultry eyes?

Here we is togedders.

 Has ya'll evers noticed them spots on my chest?

No, oh okays then.

Oh no, I ain't done showin' fotos yet.

Heres us again furs our glamour shot.

 Aaaaaaand again....

Sorry Mini Puddles but we doxies usually has part of our bodies cut off,
 you'll gets used to it.

(Note to mum: Buy a freaking wide angle lens)

I just loves my new furiend and I is gonna teach hers aaaaaall kind of new things
I gonna teach hers hows to be da best doxie/greyhound girl evers.

(insert evil laugh)

What was dat mum?

Oh you not want me to teach hers nuttin?

We'll talks bout ds later mum, I be typin' right nows.

I wonders if I could train Mini Puddles to be a SAR dog?
Ooooor, a hunter...maybe even a showdog?

Thank you so very much Minna, and gang, and momma.
Nows if ya'll don't knows Minna then you must go meets hers straight aways cuz you won't be disappointed. And you'll has to ignore my million comments at her place.

Also, I gots to say how freakin' PROUD of my Mayzie's mom furs bein' so courageous to follow her dream and takes on dis new venture of hers.
You can read bouts it heres.