Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Purple Blingy Toilet Seat Award

And da award goes to ME!
Dats Puddles withs two D's.
(rollin' out red carpet on my own behalf)

Yes sirre Bob, I won a most prestigigeous award...da Deccy's Excellent Award also know as da Purple Blingy Toilet Seat.
Does ya'll knows Deccy, he be's a greyhound but he not redheaded likes me.
Dis award you has to win and I won it which great furs me cuz I really really really really wanted it.
I soooooo wanted to puts da toilet seat up on my blog.

I knows you is asking," Puddles, how do you win such an award of this magnitude?"
Well, I tells you.
You has to has a most hilarious post dat makes Deccy spew out his coffee, beer, or whatever he be drinkin' at da time. And I WON it from my postie bouts when Sarge gived me a ticket.
And it be funny cuz sometimes I don't thinks my posts be funny, they is silly and sometimes they be crazy. Heck, sometimes they don't even make sense. So it's nice to knows my furiends laughs at me and has fun when they comes to my blog, makes my heart feels all warm and fuzzy inside.
 I hads my foto lady takes some new press fotos of me withs my new toilet seat badge so I would always be ables to remember my accomplishment...sigh.
 I pinned my badge on all myself.
Don't worry, I not hurt myself.
Though hair # 256 gots out of whack but it be so worth it.

Just me strikin' anudder pose.
(insert sultry voice)

So, if ya'll don't knows Deccy then you must goes meet him cuz he be a trip.
He speaks a foreign language too. I speak English but Deccy speaks UKish and I likes to hears him say bad words in his native tongue.
I don't knows why, I just do. 
It just makes me laugh.


Nows one more thingy.
I gots lots of compliments on my new banner and I thank ya'll.
But I has a secret, wanna knows wheres da inspiration comed from?
I do thinks it's kinda embarrassing.
My poor mum can find inspiration anywheres...and frankly, dat kinda skeeres me.
Heres wheres it camed from....

Bwhahahahahaha...OMD, it camed from da lip gloss package dat you buys at Target!
I sooooo can't believes I just admitted dis to da world.

Okays, I is finally done nows.



Mango said...

I am all over your new header. Awesome.


chicamom85 said...

Puddles you are very deserving of this very prestigious award. Your blog often makes Mommy and I giggle and sometimes Mommy has to hold her legs together real tight and run to the bathroom so she doesn't tinkle on her chair(giggles). You are funny Puddles and I am glad we are pals, you make me so happy.

Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...


p.s. I love that your header is modeled after a sexy lipstick box. You are pretty sexy and have great legs, you should have left the sexy part on your header too(snickers).

Minna Krebs said...

When Unkle Tommy gave my momma a Toilet Seat for her Christmas pressie, I sure wish he would have spent the extra $$ and bought her a Purple blingy one.

Congrats on such a prestigious award!

Minna Krebs said...

And thank dogness you explained where that 'inspiration' foto came from. I thought it was your mom....back in her modeling days!

Madi and Mom said...

Thank dogs Mom had swallowed her coffees before she started reading your blog.
Puddles I don't know anyone more deserving of a Purple Blingy toilet seat than Puddles Duddles Rainwater!!
You are one funny, funny Doxie.

We love your new header too and send your Mum kudos for her observation skills and attention to detail.
Hugs from your BFFF,

Bassetmomma said...

Congratulations! We are so happy you got the Purple Toilet Seat Award! What a great badge you made for yourself too! I think your Momma's idea for your new header was pretty cool. :)

Declan said...

Absolute pleasure Puddles mate! I'll sort out buying you a beer real soon. Deccy x

What Remains Now said...

Congratulations, Puddles. A well-deserved win. I'm looking forward to seeing who gets future awards. I would love to hear more about your talented mommy.

houndstooth said...

I knew as soon as I met Deccy that the two of you were cut from the same cloth! He's a riot! I knew you'd win the purple toilet seat, too!

If you need to borrow the fan, I can share it, but you might have to get through Bart for it! BOL!

Motherpucker! Bwaaaa ha ha ha! I'm sure you've caused that to happen plenty of times!

Fifteen days! Wooo!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD... THAT is just the most BEAUTIFUL and SPARKELIE Award I think I have EVER seen.


We have always KNOWN that you are a TRUE COMODEien . You have been
CHARMIN us with your wit and humor for ages. BUTT I must say I am rather surprised that you looked a bit FLUSHED in that second pic.
PeeS... I am so happy that you did NOT hurt yourself when you PLUNGED that pin into your furs.

PeeS... my mom wears the lip stuffs that she gets from Tractor Supply Co.
It is called Chicken Poop... FUR REAL it is. Just ask SARGE. Mom got some of it fur His Mom once.

GOOSE said...

Congratulations Miss Puddles. But it is no surprise to me that you won this award. I mean if I was given it out you could wallpaper you room with all of them I would give you. I am constantly spitting Cheetos on my puter every time I read your stuff. MOM does not let me eat Cheetos anymore if I am going to read your post.

Linda said...

Congratulations on winning the Purple Toilet Seat Award.
Have you paid all the fines for the ticket you got? If not just show the judge your new lip stick and I bet he will fall off him seat spilling his coffee all over your ticket.
bye bye ticket.
BOL ♥ Cinnamon

KB said...

Puddles, Your crazy posts make me smile and laugh almost every time I visit!!!! Now get that fur 256 back in place. Your mom is getting a new camera so great that the single fur will stand out like a great big zit!

Minna Krebs said...

How that side of beef coming along? Do you have Tbones ready for dinner yet?

harrispen said...

Just like everyone has already said, you so deserve this award. I will have to look for that lip gloss next time I go to Target. Will it make me look as sexy as you?


Brian said...

That is so cool Puddles and you wear it nicely!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles you so deserve this prestigious award!!! Zoie and I are so happy for you~~~ you good lookin dog you!!!!!!!!

Remington said...

I love your humor, my friend. You always make me smile.... Congrats on your award!

The Websters said...

Your blog makes us laugh every day and we always enjoy your comments too.

Also, what a genius your mom is to get that cool header from the lip gloss. Did it make her lips extra big?



Amber DaWeenie said...

You certainly is a very deserving weenie to get dat award. Mums and mees both have to go potty BEFORE we read your posts or else we be havin accidents all over da place.

Ooops...Da Momma just dropped a spoon of whipped yogurt on da keyboard. Good ting it was whipped and her could scoop it right up!

Anonymous said...

YAY! Congratulations! If ANYBUDDY deserves a toilet seat awardie, it's YOU! You makes me laugh pretty much every single time you put up a postie. You're one KERAZY gal and that's why you're my BFF!

And ohhhhhh...I do luvs your new header! You should be proud of your mom that she can take stuff like that and make it into something nifty. Cuz my mom would be all, "That lipgloss package is cool," and then she'd just throw it in the trash.

Wiggles & Wags,

Casey said...

Wow, Puddles, you look just beeee-YOU-tiful with your new badge! The purple really sets off your fur. Congratulations!

Nola said...

BOLPuddles! Congrats on your award
Dachshund Nola

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Congratulations, Puddles! We remember that ticket post. heeheehee

Sam and Pippen said...

Does that award fit on the PuddlesPro 3000?

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. We bought you a big bag of chewies but we didn't have enough monies left over to mail them so we chewied them instead.

PeeS2. They were yummy!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We can't think of anyone more deserving of a Purple Blingy Toilet Seat award. Truly! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

Congratulations on your Purple Blingy Toilet Seat award, Puddles! No one deserves it more than you!
Mom is still snorting over Sasha's comment.

Love ya lots,

ABBY said...

We luff yur noo headr!
WE fink it's grate!!
OH and wowie powie dat wuz sum pawsome award yoo gots. Nuffin like a toylet seat.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles duddles barrel butt, We get so many laughters at your blog and we just love you! We think you are so deserving of the toilet seat award!!


Gloria Hood said...

Oh my goodness! That award is just so awesome Puddles. I sure understand why you got it!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

scotsmad said...

Motherpucker....we're crackin' up over here. Congrats on your award. Your right, it's worth sacrificing hair 251, for something so fantastic.

You always make us do you get cappuccino spray off the screen?

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Asta said...

OMD Puddles
You aways cwack me ups and i think you awe most desewving of this most pwes tee goos awawd..i do love youw pwess photo(you'we wight , getting that one haiw outta whack is hawdly notcabull and sooo wowf it.
I thought youw headew was inspiwed by some tewwibully sexy movie fwom the fowtees ow something, but youw mom's inspiwation is way mowe cweative and bettew all awound
smoochie congwatoolatowy kisses

Cole said...

I love your new header, and your mom is kinda brilliant for using that lipgloss box as an inspiration.

Nice award too!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Just absolutely LOVE the header, Puddles. Congrats on that pawesome award - so much deserved for sure:)

And tell hair #255 and #257 to set #256 straight and get on with things.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Anonymous said...

a purple toilet seat, huh?

yeah, I'd have to say you deserve that. fur sure.

Agnes B Bullock said...

The badge isn't big enough- this is a prestigious award? Maybe some matching earrrings, and put the bacge on the necklace with your skull?

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahaha! I can't think of anyone who deserves this award more. Better not show this post to my assistant - she LOVES purple. She might decide to re-decorate the bathroom or something.

Your pal, Pip

P.S: Maybe we ought to start our own SAR business, but instead of peeps we will look for lost burgers and beer!

Bobbi said...

Oh Puddles, no dog deserves this award more than you! You always make me laugh!!! Congrats!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Congratulashuns on winning the toilet set award! You look smashing with it on. Poiple do be your color.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I love your new header too! Its fabulous!
Congratulions on the Award badge, its the coolest ever.
It looks very cool on your fur.

Oskar said...

Great job on the award, PUddles, you totally deserve it.

And we LOVE the new header.

Nubbin wiggles,

Jazzi said...

CONGRATS on the award. We love your header and anything with your picture is cute!!

Jazzi and Addy

Kaunis Nelli said...

Purple Blingy Toilet Seat :DDD - you deserve it!

AND you made me laugh again, luckily my coffee cup was empty

Beans4Biscuits said...


Only you Puddles could get an award for illegal behavins!!!

Sugar the Who

Maggie Mae said...


Since I have gotten the all clear from Dr. B we MUST go dancing again! Congratulations on winning the Purple Blingy Toilet Seat Award, you are most deserving of it!

Yours One and Only,

PeeS Great header!

jen said...

Congratulations on your award Puddles! You are most deserving!

Tell your mom I love the new look of the blog, she did a great job!!!

Pibble said...

Bwaaaahahaha! Puddles, I LOVE where your mom gets her inspiration. Your new banner is great, and so "you," too.

Congrats on your award! Sorry to hear about hair #256, but with a little gel, it should be okay.