Greetings dear fans and readers.
Ya'll knows my Brudder Albert right?
You knows Mr. Perfect, Mr. No Can Do No Wrong, mum's "soul mate", Blob #1
(I knows he is patrolin da street but according to da kerazy lady it's nuttin, but hers has no idea da importance of bein' safe and dats what we do)
Wells him gots us alls in trubles cuz him jumped off da side of da couch arm...
So does ya'll knows what happened because he did dat?????
Mum moved da couch away froms da window!
And I was all likes "NOOOOOOOO MUM!"
I thinks I added a few more exclamations though.
And then hers was all like..."it is my job to keep you all safe so the couch has to be moved and you know Albert has a sensitive back."
It was just blah blah blah and blah to me.
Maybe her should learns to control her Albert betters.
Ooooh me, did I just say dat out loud?
Nows I has to do dis...
I reckon it'll gets my calves in shape.
I don't thinks I really has calves so it will be pointless.
Puddles...withs calves of steel...and buns.