Friday, April 27, 2012

I is a Green Monster


I may be a girl but I is definitely NOT  your average diva, princess or girly girl.
I is tomboy!
(Heck, I probably ain't even your average dog)
I likes to hunt, dig, roll around in dirt, hunt, protect my yard, and hunt. Oh and I likes to dig too.
But just cuz I is a tomboy don't mean I don't likes to be fashion forward at da same time.
(Nor does it mean I don't likes to sit on my front porch while wearin' a crown)

And how does I do dis you is wonderin'.
I does it be wearin' Green Monster. (ain't dat a cool name?)
Ooooooh, I sounds likes a commercial.


Jessica at Green Monster custom made a coat just to fits me cuz I is uniquely shaped...(and cuz my mum can't sew worth a snot) which makes it very much difficult to find clothes in da stores...and I only weighs 9point5 pounds nows. (Told ya'll I don't gets feds)
Somebuddy giiiiiives me a mirror so I can sees myself!

I gots to pick da fabric out aaaaaall by myself withs no help from nobuddy.

I picked me out a print withs hot dogs and cola cuz it wasn't all super girly and stuffs
It really suits my personality doncha thinks?

And da cool thing is dat....
 it's REVERSIBLE!!!!!!
It has dachshunds on it.

Nows da bestest part of dis coat is dat it don't restrict me from doin' my daily activities
which is most impawtant furs a dog likes me.
I can sleep in it.

I can stalk da squirrels in da tree.

And I can hunt.

And still be gorgeous while doin' my impawtant stuffs.

Ya'll must check at da Green Monster site to gets a custom made jacket fur yourself.
They can fit any size doggie, not just a Puddles size.

And just anudder foto cuz....well, it's me.


Puddles...call fur all your advertising or commercial needs.

59 comments:

Bassetmomma said...

That is just the coolest coat ever, Puddles! You look absolutely divine hunting them pesky squirrels in it! Really, it just adds to your beauty! Enjoy your weekend. :)

~Shelle said...

Well, aren't you just gorgeous. And since it doesn't impede your hunting and digging, you can look gorgeous while BEING gorgeous.

9.5 pounds? Geez, lemme give you my recipe for Squirrel Fricassee.

I love the green color against your furs... its by far my favorite.

Shelle
(Milo and Dixie won't get up this early, so I gets the internets all to myself for a bit!)

Lovable Lily said...

A reversible coat, how cool is that! What a beautiful job she did making it too. You look truly devine!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Susie and Sidebite said...

Now thats awsome, one cool lookin gal.

Sidebite

Amber DaWeenie said...

And....dat weenie dog side of your coat makes good camel-flaggy when you is huntin and stuffs like dat in da bushes. Bet your Momma can't even find ya! BOL

Hound Girl said...

OMG I just love the doxie side, so cute. Ummm Puddles has her own pillow pet...sigh...spoiled much?!

Puddles come to Texas we will feed you - everything is bigger in Texas!!

Gloria Hood said...

What an awesome coat! You look so pretty in it, both sides!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Peggy Frezon said...

OH I know Jessica over at Green Monster, they did great with their Kickstarter! And that coat just rocks! You look pawsome, I love the doxie side so much!

jen said...

Puddles, you give stylin a new name in that adorable coat! You are rockin it big time!

I love Jessica and Green Monster, they are going to be HUGE!

Casey said...

Wow, what a very pretty coat! You are indeed so super stylin'.

Mr. Pip said...

You know what the best part about that jacket is - the green side! Because you can blend in with the grass and then leap out and snatch up the squirrels and other dastardly rodents without them even seeing you coming!

9.5 pounds? I got some weight on you, girlfriend! I am about 12 pounds - of course, they say I could lose a little weight, but they are WRONG!

Your pal, Pip

Agnes B Bullock said...

They certainly knew who to call for their advertising and modelling needs!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles, you are one of the best looking dogs in Blogville!!!! And with your new coat---WOW!!!!! That coat is so special~~just like you are!!
Thanks so much for your visit to our blog!!!

Team Beaglebratz said...

G’mornin’Miss Puddles – The Diva Queen Shasta here
You ARE a diva in your own way – a diva who iz multi-talented cuz u can b a tomboy one minute THEN u can come bak’n b a hawt doggy in your smooth fittin’coat. Wunder if they haf sumthin’that wood fit ME BUTT I wood love sumthin’with rufflez an’sum pink or red an’they probably don’t haf that. BUTT mom sez I am way bigger than u – she sez it wood probably take a whole bolt of material (iz that a good thing?) an’cost tu many green paperz – I think she just duzn’t want me tu haf sumthin purtier than anything she haz (woodn’t b furry much hard tu du). The furry much BEST thing 'boutzz your new coat - either side iz good fer huntin'cuz it hidez u in the bush - the sqirrelz won't c u coming.
Diva Queen Shasta

harrispen said...

Puddles, you look fantastic in your new outfit! Both sides are great.

Cindy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Good GRIEF... You are a green monster? All this time I (Frankie Furter) thought you were a poopin machine.

I truly do LOVE your new outfit. It is PAWfect fur a Girrrrrrl who is as ATHLETIC and Stuffs as YOU are!
Of course I like both sides... butt the Green/DACHSHUND side is the bestest one. The color is pawfect fur your furs... esp. hair number 87. It makes that one...really STAND OUT. I'm just sayin.
I think you need MORE of these beclaws they would make you look MAHVELOUS DAWLING.

Bobbi said...

Lookin' good Miss Puddles!

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, that's a great looking coat. And it's reversible too so there's high versatility (my dad taught me that word). You're definitely in our walking group and my dad said that he'd even buy the first round. Sound good?

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, we were wondering if you could point us to a blog or something that would tell us something about your brother with the ruptured disc. Have you met Blu? He's another doxie that suffered a disc rupture. He's really a nice guy: http://bluonwheels.blogspot.ca/

Brian said...

You look fantastic and that was a terrific gift! Have a great weekend everyone!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

The beauty of being you - you can sit on the porch wearing a crown, or you can sit on the porch eating Cheetos and drinking beer! (Although we're at a loss as to how you keep your girlish figure with the beer-cheeto diet... It must be all that squirrel hunting you do...) Fantastic coat! Although you look good nekkid, too.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus, neither of who have been 9.5 lbs since we were 10 wees old... (Unlike Mango who MIGHT have been 9.5 lbs when he was a gleam in his daddy's eye...)

Declan said...

Puddles mate, you sure do look quite the fashionista in that new coat! You should strut your stuff on the cat walk... err I mean dog walk!
Is there pockets for carrying the cheetos and things... just incase you don't find any spoils whilst out hunting?

Have a great weekend
Deccy x

Remington said...

You look awesome in your new outfit! You must make A LOT if money as a model....

Asta said...

Puddles
you awe the bestest model and spokesdaxi fow that coat..you do look soopew stylish doing all the cool things you do
I wish I could say the same fow me
seems, I've lost my style since I moved
I'm also jelly of youw soopew twim figoowe..maybe you could come be my pawsonal twainew and image consultant
smoochie kisses
ASTA

GOOSE said...

Just when I thought you could not get any more gorgeous, there ya go modeling that fabulous yet practical coat. I thought you choose the one you did with the one closest to a Cheeto and Beer theme. Speaking of which, I think you need more of both considering you sleek like weight. I hope you get some sort of royalties or commission for getting the Green Monster brand out there. I am sure they are now going to be overwhelmed with orders.
Blessings,
Goose

Kari in Vegas said...

Isn't Green Monster just awesome???

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

houndstooth said...

That coat is just SO perfect for you! Now, if she has one with Greyhounds on it, I'll be completely and totally impressed.

Bunny

P.S. You'll have to start modeling on Flickr soon!

Madi and Mom said...

OMC/OMD PUDDLES that is the most beautiful un-frilly frock I've ever seen. Mom and I are totally speechless at your most beautiful Doxie shape. Do you go to the gym every day?

Thank your lucky stars it is reversible otherwise you'd have to go nekked every so often when it needs washing. We all know your mum can break a washing machine even when she is not home.

Hugs from your envious BFFF
Madi

Nola said...

You look great Puddles! Just gawjuss
Dachshund Nola

The Websters said...

Oh wowzas. You are looking good girl.

We don't really need any coats over here as I have enough for several dogs.

As for the referee...we're thinking no name will be at our house sometime next week. Can you hop a flight maybe on Thursday?

Nora

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Oh my Dog!!
How beeeutiful do you look Puddles!
We lurve your reversible coat, it is just right for you - not to girly sweet and not too 'I'll break your legs if you cross me dude'!
We proclaim it Puddlerific!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Puddles, you look smokin' hot in your coat! We love that it is reversible! If only we didn't mind wearing clothes we would get some made for us!

~Shelle said...

Ok I just downloaded Payphone.
I can understand why you've listened to it a million times... kinda catchy.

When I go out to push mow, the bits I cannot get with the lawn tractor, I will be listening to this :)

Shelle

PS You need to make a play list for us. Puddles 2012 Summer Playlist or sumptin.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You look gorgeous, Puddles!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

OMD Puddles - your comment - we were so shocked we had to lay in a dark room with a wet towel over our eyes!
Nah, that photo was a bit risque and Mum was kind of, do I dare leave it in... Luckily us dogbloggers are good sports with a cheeky sense of humour (specially you, little pal!)
love Dippy, Bridge and Elliot x

Mitch said...

I love your coat, Puddles, especially the Doxie side of it. It's just perfect for you!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

A MilShelb Mom said...

Love the coat! It is very "Puddles"ish! :)
~Milly and Shelby

Jazzi said...

WOW!! puddles, that is so super snazzi that i cant believe my eyeballs!! You look great on it. WHere did they find you on fabric?? BTW, we need your mailing address to mail your tie dye gift.
Dcraftsalot@yahoo.com

wags
jazzi

Cole said...

You look fabulous,Puddles!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Very nice coat, Puddles. It definitely looks great on you. How cool that it is reversible. Two for the price of one. We bet da Stupids will be very jealous:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Lorenza said...

It is pawesome!
Puddles you look gorgeous!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

You dachshunds are like the best dressed doggies. You look great in the coat, Puddles.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I just love that coat puddles. You look so handsome in it!
Its just perfect- no doubt about it,
love
tweedles

scotsmad said...

Great coat. Now if you could just find a Bud n Cheetos print, it would be perfect.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Pibble said...

I'm confused. It has cola cans, no beer cans on it? There must be beer can fabric out there... Nevertheless, you are stunning in your new coat. There's no denying it!

BordoggyTerrier said...

Wow I am seeing all these fabulous 4Legs over tinternet of my afternoon paw pold today that I am even wondering whether the Bordoggy's fine, hairy handsome self could be improved with one of these? Thought yours was very figure hugging - like a swimming costume, I worry my 'figure' would not come across the same way, for a start I'd need to shave to make me look half as smooth and slick as you do!...I guess some of us just have it and some of us just don't - ha ha ! xx

Sweet William The Scot said...

For being a light weight you sure carry a BIG punch!
Sweet William The Scot

Posie said...

yooo look absorluutely greeaate, i loves it lots n lots puddles, very jelluss owf yoor nyoo swkirril-catchinn owtfitt! heehee love pdorgi xox

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Love it. Not too girlie for a tomboy but they didn't haver any with beer cans?

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

Wowee puddles! That is one snazzy jacket, you look very dapper.
Our Mum can't sew either....I hope she never tried to make us anything :(
BOL!

Hope your having a great weekend.

Slobbers

Jessica said...

Hi Puddles!
It's Jessica, from Green Monster, and I just have to say that you look even better in that jacket than I thought you would! You are the cutest and your mom takes awesome pictures! Thanks for modeling a Green Monster jacket so beautifully. :)

xoxo,
Jessica and Green Monster
www.heygreenmonster.com

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Puddles, I could hardly see you in that picture with the doxie side of your coat on coz it do make you furry camo-flodged. I wonner if'n it lets you sneak up on skwerrels better. If'n so, I needs to order me one in XXXXXL.

KB said...

It is *so* you, Puddles! I like the camo aspect of the doxie side of it!

You look fabulous. I love that last photo. Tomboys rock!

What Remains Now said...

Your new coat is PERFECT! 9.5 lbs! Wow! You little.

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, may I say you look absolutely stunning in your new attire. I love that it is reversible, that way if you get cheetos or beer on it, you can just flip it over and no one is the wiser. You are a smart girl my pal. I hope you had fun at my Mommies pawty. I am glad Remington was there to help you get down from the light fixture. It is just a suggestion but you might want to rethink doing that in the future so you don't get hurt. My Dad was very happy to drive you home and he is not at all mad about the "little accident" so don't worry.

Loveys Sasha

Kaunis Nelli said...

I didn't know you are such a tiny girl, guess it's because of your big personality! And the coat is super cool.

Shane Kent Louis said...

Hello there Puddles! The coat is terrific! You have a perky personality, like it.


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Roo said...

Well isn't that the coolest coat on the planet! Reversable. I really really like that! :D Lookin good Miss Puddles :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Oskar said...

Hmmm, I wonder why a company called GreenMONSTER would be calling on you for a review, BOL!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar