Monday, April 9, 2012

My Easter Weekend

I hopes ya'll all hads a most wonderful Easter or whatevers ya'll celebrate.

Dis weekend we did our eggies.
Mum boiled da eggies...
And da eggies turned into eggie salad.
Poor woman can't even boil eggies...her brokes 'em.

"Let me taste Girl"

Nope, I not gets to taste da eggie salad.
It prolly would has kilt me though.

Then da Easter Bunny camed to my house sometime during da middle of da night
and lefted me stuffs.

I gots a tiny tiney bag of Cheetos and 2 beers.
WTF? Only 2?
Dude so ripped me off dis year!

But I'll takes what I can gets.
Howevers, I has a suspicion dat Mr. Easter Bunny intended to leaves a six pack but he kept four of 'em till he gots off da Bunny trail...cuz he would has been very thirsty from all dat hoppin' and jumpin'.
See, Easter falls on a Sunday...duh...and we lives in a Stoopid Blue Law county, which means you can't buy beer and Licker on Sundays...or Election Day.
(They apparently don't want a bunch of drunkards goin to do polls votin' fur ME...I don't see da bad thing in dat...I mean votin' fur me)

And what did da blobs get?
Who cares?
Okays, okays I'll tells you.
Albert gots a dictionary and Whitney gots coupons fur therapies.
(Is you happies now mum, I tolded everybuddy what they gots)

Nows back to me...

So then I went outside and I was sittin; in MY chair contemplatin' da world's problems and then my kerazy mum camed out to inform me her BROKED da washing machine.
" kerazy klutzy lady!"

And of course I had to laughs at hers cuz hers break stuffs alot and
...cuz I just thoroughly enjoy laughin' at hers...'s good fur my soul.

But look, I blew dis foto up to kingdom com so ya'll could sees.
You can actually sees my tastey buds...ain't da da coolest thing you evers did see?
Okays maybe it's a little skeerey.


Hehehehe...OMD I cracks myself up.

Ummmmm...I has no idea hows I went from eggies, to a beer theivin rabbit, to a broken washing machine to my tongue in one single post.

PS: remembers mum's new camera? Don't worry, dad made hers gets it knows, just incase her goes and breaks it.


Madi and Mom said...

OMD Puddles tell your Girl I just absolutely love her monkey PJs. I'd love some just like hers. By chance do you know if they sale them with 4 very short legs?

Same on that giant bunny for taking 4 of your beers he must not know it takes at least 6 beers to wash all the Cheetos reside from your most lovely chompers!!

I hope and purr you Mom doesn't have to take the dirty clothes down to the river to wash them.
Hugs from your BFFF,

Hound Girl said...

Oh Puddles you are so spoiled, I woke up and had no basket... I guess I was naughty - ive been told the easter bunny has a naughty list!

Im sorry about your moms broken washer I know how that goes. Maybe you could pitch in and help wash the clothes by hand for her?!! ok so maybe you could get the blobs to do it!!!

Asta said...

you suwe know how to heew me up wif youw attitoode looove youw tasty bud pictoowe(that camewa bettew not get bwoken)
I missed my NEwYawk Eastew wif was kinda lonely hewe
smoochie kisses

~Shelle said...

Did the Easter Bunny get your Miller Lite, too? Geez....


Bobbi said...

You were ripped off Puddles... how dare that Easter bunny take your beers like that! and I hope he wasn't drinkin' and hoppin'. Oh that bunny!
Love the taste bud shot! Glad your mom got her camera insured cuz we're looking forward to more close up tongue shots.
Well at least your mum is an optimist, and made egg salad out of those broken eggs instead of throwing them away.
Get your mum to take another tongue shot right after the cheeto's. Just curious..

KB said...

Love the taste buds! That's thanks to the new camera! Only that fancy one could capture each taste bud!

Only two beers! That's terrible. You should file a complaint with the Easter Bunny Board.

jen said...

Looks like you had a great Easter Puddles!
I can certainly understand why you only got 2 beers. The Easter bunny works very hard and I am sure he worked up a thirst, I bet he will make it up to you next year!
Sorry to hear your Mom broke the washing machine, I broke the dryer the this week:)))

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I bet that eggie salad was yummy, but we wouldn't know huh! Your basket definitely should have been bigger...he should shop at Sam's Club next time and get the ginormous packs of Cheetos. BOL. I totally agree with Bobbi...I wanna see your tongue when it's all orange and cheesy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Bassetmomma said...

Well Puddles, I guess your just going to have to help your Momma with the washing! Two beers! You got ripped off my friend!

Sam and Pippen said...

Are you gonna hafta gets a new washer? Mom bought a new set a couple years ago and they are RED! If you think your mom is crazy well... our mom is still oohing and aahing over them. She even tells people that she enjoys doing the laundrys!

Sam and Pippen

Mr. Pip said...

...sorry about the missing beers ...the Easter Bunny stopped at my house first and well, you know I happened to be awake so I made Mr. Bunny a burger and we had a few beers.

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: Good idea about insuring the camera! My assistant breaks things all the time, too.

The Heartbeats said...

Hey Puddles. I like your basket full o' beers. Mamma said she blew the horn at your mum the other day and your mum looked scared to death! BOL! No worries- Mamma walks around in the yard in her PJs all the time. It WOULD be nice to have moms that had some decency wouldn't it?

Happy day after Easter!


A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahaha! What an interesting Easter weekend you had!
~Milly and Shelby

Lovable Lily said...

You got me craking up too Puddles! I love the picture of your tongue. She looks like a good licker to me. You scored great with the Easter Bunny. We got's nothin' at our house. Mommy was too busy making the funeral arrangements and forgot all about Easter until it was too late and all the stores were closed. We'll forgive her THIS year!

Lily Belle

Peggy Frezon said...

Glad you had a great Easter. I'm surprised you didn't try to give the Easter bunny a nice chase around the house!

btw, you sure have nice white clean teeth.

harrispen said...

That new camera sure makes a difference. You would never get a tongue shot like that with the old camera. I love your little girls PJ's.


~Shelle said...

I would have used Duct Tape, but I was out after taping the driver's side glass back in my car! hahaha

Hope you are doing well, Miss Puddles...and keep your mum away from the stove... she is a menace to society... perhaps just leave out a a nice assortment of menus from delivery restaurants?

GOOSE said...

TWO beers. That racally rabbit. By the time he got to my house there seems that there was no beer left for me. But you know what I did get??? MOM made me some egg salad and put Cheetos in it!!!! I am not kidding. Your taste buds would go crazy for that I a sure you. Cheetos are the complete food. They are a meal, a snack, a condiment. They are good for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The perfect food.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Does you nose you got speckles on your tongue??? Or do dey be da taste buds?? Hold on...gotta go look at mine in da mirror!

Amber DaWeenie said... back now. Stopped to pee on da way back! Now fur da speckles. Me losted me speckles somewhere! No gots any. Gots to call da pokie to see if dey gots em. Maybe da Stoopids stealed my speckles!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Well at least u GOT an Easter basket BUTT we agree - there NEEDZ tu b MORE an'bigger bag of cheetoz an'MORE beer. An'your peepz were there with u on Easter. Our mom LEFT US Beaglebratz tu go tu a family dinner. Ain’t we family? Shoodn’t we go tu a family dinner? THEN when she FINALLY came home, like 87 hourz later, we cood smell anuther doggy she sed WUZ THERE. Now x-cuze us all tu heck BUTT if THAT doggy wuz there then why wuzn’t us? BUTT even b-4 Easter day, (like Saturday) we had tu suffer thru the humility an’indignashun of havin’tu wear BUNNY EARZ! Oh the x-treme horror of it all!

Yes, how DID u go frum Easter tu washin'machine tu your tongue BUTT just goez tu show that there iz ALOT goin'on with Puddles.

Shiloh'n Shasta

Ann Oon said...

Holy smokesssssssss... the the clarity of your tongue... wowzers... i am so in lobe with the camera. Any chance of your mom sending it overs before she breaks it?

its wise to insure such a lovely camera... well.. just in case it goes kapLUNK overboard or... into some pail of water or it GETS mailed.. i mean stolen... you never noes.. over heres... my cow's boss has to insure her and all them puter n lappie and the old old camera...just in case she breaks herself and the stuffs that's with her.

i can understand your train of thoughts... hehhehehee.. its the day after Easter.. and a urmm.. BURPS! too much beer perhaps.

What Remains Now said...

I often think, "How did I get talking about this?" so no problem following your train of thought. Looks like a successful Easter.

Cole said...

How nice of the Easter bunny to feed your Cheetos addiction. Why did Albert get a dictionary? Is he starting his own blog?

Ms. ~K said...

That's the coolest Easter basket of all time!!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Holy Gwalk A Moley Puddles... THIS post has all the makins fur a Country Western SONG!

Sorry that your Easter Basket got short changed, butt I am just PAWSitive that Whitney and Albert are LOVIN Their pressies!

Better get yourself stareted on the lyrics before Garth Brooks sees this. He would be back on the charts with a GOLD Record. Can't have him takin YOUR ideas... no matter how ....... they are.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PeeS.... I suspect the Whack Jobs next door got some of your beers.. don't furget to put THAT pawt in your song.

Nola said...

OMD you got a better haul then I did!
Dachshund Nola

The Websters said...

Oh wow, I know you wanted to show off your taste buds, but you have very vicious teeth. I heard the easter bunny was going to leave you more but he heard you stirring and had to get out of the house before you ate him.



Two French Bulldogs said...

you crack us up too! Do we have those buds in our mouth? Probly not since we have no cheetos or beer
Benny & Lily

Casey said...

Hey, at least you GOT a basket! I didn't get one. Cinderella and I just got a bully stick each and a toy to share. O the indignity!!

Erin T said...

I didn't even get a basket OR get to go on an easter egg hunt like SOME DOGS I KNOW. So I say consider yourself pretty lucky.

But MY what big teeth you have!

Texas The Doxie

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Ha, that Easter Bunny, what a little tea leaf - (as they say in Cockney slang).
At least you GOT something, we had bu*ger all from him - he is dead rabbit meat next Easter!
Hmm, have you been mixing your drinks agian Puddles?
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Piappies World said...

Hello there Puddles!

You always leave us laughing after reading your posts! Happy Easter to you, Albert and Whitney! You sure got a great basket of treats there.

We do hope you get the washing machine working again. You might end up doing the laundry. Waaaah

The new camera sure get really pawesome and CLEAR photos! BOL

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

Remington said...

Love your post Miss always make me smile.... Looks like you got just what you wanted from the Easter bunny....

Marg said...

Puddles, you are hysterical. Love looking at your taste buds on your tongue. That is so very interesting.Were those Cheetos good that you were lifting out of the basket??
That new camera is really good. It picks up everything.
Thanks so much for coming by our blog to wish our ole lady a Happy Birthday. Take care.

chicamom85 said...

OMD Puddles I totally thought that was a lions mouth and got really scared, until Mommy told me it was you. I am sorry you got a little short changed but I bet there is a drunk bunny rolling around somewhere. Enjoy the cheetos but I can tell you from experience to stay away from the egg salad. It gives me the worst gassers you could ever imagine. I mean really bad, my family had to leave the neighborhood for a while one time cause there were so many complaints. Please don't do it.

Loveys Sasha

Gloria Hood said...

We are laughing and rolling all over the floor here Puddles. Dang beer thief!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

JackDaddy said...

I'm still wondering why she told you she broke the washing machine! Did she want you to come in and fix it or were you planning on doing a load of laundry later that day? :)

Oskar said...

Yep, that bunny is holding out on you!

Nubbin wiggles,

Corbin said...

Hmmm... I sure didn't sneak in and steal 4 beers... ::Burp::

Brian said...

Cheetos and beer! That Easter Bunny sure knows you well!!!

Asta said...

Puddles ,sheeesh that nasty smileybox..I hope it lets you in sometime..thanks fow thinking of us..Mommi was kinda sad this weekend wif memowies of hew big NY Eastews
I think you'we one of the few who can make hew laugh when she's so down..thank you
Smoochie kisses

mayziegal said...

Hmmmm...did you check your mom's breath? Cuz I'm thinkin' she mighta got up before you did and snitched 4 of your beers! And THEN maybe she hid the evidence in the washing machine and THAT'S why it broke! Serves her right for snitching your beers if you asks me.

Wiggles & Wags,

ABBY said...

so dat wuz y dee stoopid easter bunnie wuz stinkin drunk when dey came hear.

OOPS we hopes yur Momma gits a unbroken wash moochine.


Macintosh Mitch said...

I wish I would have gotten an Easter basket like yours, Puddles!
I never knew what taste buds looked like! You write such informative posts!

Love ya lots,

Mr. Pip said...

Would it make you feel any better about the beer if I told you the burgers were vegetarian? Apparently, the Easter Bunny doesn't like cheese or meat. But he does like Bud Light.

Your pal, Pip

Lorenza said...

Just a little sample of the things you like most, Puddles!
Sounds like you had a very interesting weekend!
Kisses and hugs

Grady and Leonardo said...

Dear Ms. P
You absolutely make our Mom smile when she most needs it.

Tonight on our way home the horse trailer blew a tire..... Dad is working his 24hr shift and we were so blessed that a friend had her trailer attached to her truck and could bring the big beasties back to the barn.

The big beasties were such good boys and didn't freak out. Mom needed a laugh and sure found one here. Thanks again. Leo and Grady!

Alfie said...

eggie salad smells like butt but it probably tastes good! too bad we'll never know. I love your tongue picture. it made me laugh so hard that I choked on my bacon bits and spit it all over the computer monitor! *sigh* Easter is over. What's next? What's next?

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Wow- all that food was from your Easter Basket?

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Cole anticipated our question: why does Albert need a dictionary? Hope the therapy gift certificates help Whitney to feel really healthy. Looks like you're the only one who got a basket with actual treats; did you switch the name tags?

How come you can't eat egg salad? We can't have the mayo part because Abby can't have the fat, but we get hard boiled eggs all the time and that's practically the same thing by the time it's mashed into our kibbles and/or rice.

You sure do have some sparkly white teeth! Bet you could do a doggie toothpaste commercial.

Jed & Abby

scotsmad said...

Blogger wouldn't let us comment earlier...drat.

We think your tastey buds were showing up in anticipation of the Cheetos!

And we think your beers were taken by the Easter Squirrel.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You are some very lucky puppies!!

Roo said...

Hardy Har Har Only you would have whipped boiled eggs for Easter ;D Too much. Very envious of your basket! I didn't get any beer :( Bunny must have run out after hitting your house. ;) Mom keeps waiting for our dishwasher to break. Got a rusted bottom already butt she says as long as it still works it stays. Shakin my head. Very glad you Dad insisted she insure her new toy. Smart guy your Dad ;)

Waggin at ya,

Mango said...

A broken washing machine is a true emergency! Now your humans will get all stinky ripe like old cheese. Maybe you need to break out the bio terror suit.


♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Oh Puddles!! You are just too funny. We only got 1 easter egg and one marshamellow peep for our Easter suprise but Uncle Sonny slopped us some honey baked ham under the dinner table. Our Mommy don't even try to dye Easter eggs she buys them already colored and ready to eat.

But egg salas is good too!!


Declan said...

The Easter bunny is a ba*t*rd!! Drinking your beer, the cheek of it. Gotta say; I don't know anyone with nicer tastebuds... Deccy x

Ronnii, Uji, Izzy + Ziggy ( + Momma Tea ) said...

OMD da bunny dids not leeve us a fing yoo is SO SO SO SO SO luckisome Miss Puddles


houndstooth said...

Bwaaaa ha ha! I was going to say you should send that camera to my mom for safekeeping. I guess your dad covered that. :P

I am not surprised the Easter Bunny brought you Cheetos and beer. I got Zuke's treats and a bunny. I think I need to write the Easter Bunny a note next year and be specific about what I want.

Is your tongue going to star in its own science fiction movie? Wowzers! That's up close and personal!


Kaunis Nelli said...

That biggified photo of your taste buds has surely been taken with the new camera. Awsomely clear...