Wednesday, April 11, 2012

WTF: #3

 ME...upon mum and da Girl's return from school.
(sorry, I laughs alot)
"Bwhahahahahahahaha...OMD, kerazy lady...you didn't????
WTF was you thinkin"
Okays, I has to go make a fone calls now.

(RING A DING DING
RING A DING DING
RING A DING DING)

Man: Hello and thank you for calling Crazy Humans of the Carolinas, how may I help you?

Puddles: Hellos, yes...my name is Puddles Duddles Rainwater, you may has heard of me...I has a blog and I is soon-to-be-famous

Man: Oh yes, I have heard of you... you were the dog on the news for chasing down the Easter Bunny?

Puddles: Mister, dat was my twin and you is getting off topic heres. I would likes to reserve a nice padded room furs my mum.

Man: What has she done this time?

Puddles: Wells you sees Mr. Man, hers took My Girl to school on Monday.

Man: Why is that a problem Miss Rainwater?

Puddles: Wells you moron, her not have school on Monday...but NOOOOO da kerazy lady gots da Girl up at 6:30 in da mornin...fed hers, dressed hers, wrote a check fur da weekly lunch, put hers in da car, DROVE hers to da school house and they NOT have school dat day.

Man: I see now.

Puddles: Wells good, nows can you helps hers?

(click)

Puddles: Hellos...hellos...is you still theres Mister?...hellos?

Big Guy in da sky, is you theres?
And you tellin' me mum was a chemistry major a million years ago...HA!




52 comments:

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hee hee, that was just too funny Puddles. How dare that Mister Man hang up on you? He just doesn't know your reputation, he bettrs watch out.

Love tht last pic. Mommy says I roll my eyes at her like that all the time.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Ronnii, Uji, Izzy + Ziggy ( + Momma Tea ) said...

Dem hu-peeps do gets demselve confusticateds don't day Puddles ? Dat man on da ringy fone wos jus rudes hangin ups on a VIP ( Veri Impawtant Puddes ) likes dat.
Dat last photy dids make Moomi go Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in mi ear now me is deaf one side.......BOL

Lovs
Izzy
xxxx

Mango said...

Oh Miss Puddles, how kind of you to seek out help for your obviously addled and confused human.

Slobbers,
Mango

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles. I don't know how you manage with your Momma on a daily basis! Thank goodness she provides you with treats! Love the picture of you talking to the man upstairs!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL....PUDDLES you've gone and done it again..you've ruined the old girls eye make up!! Bless your heart you crack me up. Well I have one thought...could be the hood in your Mum Chem 101 Lab was malfunctioned and she might have sniffed just a little to much. Tell your girl Monday was a practice run for next Monday.
Absolutely too funny,
Hugs Madi and Mom

Gloria Hood said...

OMD! What kinda Mom you got? What is your girl say or did she just roll her eyes? You need to get that Mom a GOOD calender or something, sheesh!
Lovies, Miss Mindy (ps, maybe she got into your beers?)

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, that was a good one! I bet you were happy when your girl came back home and was able to cuddle and play with you all day.

Maybe your Mom just needs some rest (seeing as the men in the white coat's ain't coming for her).

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Jess and Glacier said...

Herro Puddles. Hermione heres and I am thinking it's a good thingy your Mum and my Mama don'ts lives near each others...just sayin'
looooooooooove
Hermione

mayziegal said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! OMD! That's even better than when my mom gets outta the shower with only one of her leggies shaved. At least she didn't drive off and leaves your girl at the school. Er...she didn't, did she?

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

PeeS. Can you BELIEVES my mom dragging me away when I was THIS close to getting whatever little furry critter was down that hole. Sheesh!

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha! I don'ts mean to laugh at your poor girls dilemma butt that is BOL funny! It even got my momma laughing....which her tired ol self don't do much of lately.

Minna Krebs said...

PeeS.....one week from today, da TaxLion will be done! Hoooooray!

Minna Krebs said...

Hey.....my furst comment not here, only da PeeS. WTF?!?! Who knows.....my poor momma prolly commented on some unknown and strange blog, thinking it was you. Sigh

I summarize da lost comment fur you:
Bwahahahaha!

(there was more to it, butt my momma's memory ain't so good right now, and truthfully, da comment were not all that good either. )

Linda said...

WTF. Oh Puddles that is so funny.
Do you have the man in the sky on speed dial?
Hugs and wet kisses.
♥ Cinnamon

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahaha! Oh my, my assistant has done this many a time ...bawahahahahahaa! What is with the crazy ladies!

Your pal, Pip

p.s.: Can you email me that phone number? Do they take crazy ladies from Illinois, too?

Erin T said...

IT happens to the best of us Puddles. :)

more times than some of us want to admit!

GOOSE said...

I CAN NOT believe the guy hung up on you! You are only trin' to get Krazy Lady the help she needs. She seems to have a lot of brain farts. It maybe causing permanent damage. You know what happens when there is permanent damage??? They start to go out to get the mail and paper with out a shirt on. I know what I am talking about. I have seen this kind of behavior before and it is not pretty, tragic even.
I am not surprised that you have a direct line to the I AM in the sky. If anyone can help he can. I hope, for your safety and the girls.
Blessings,
Goose

Sam and Pippen said...

We've been trying to think of a nice way to say it but haven't been able to... so we'll just say it...

Your mom is crazy!

WTF is right! How could she possibly forget a day off?

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Mom thinks we're sick... in the 7 years that we've been brothers we've never 'snuggled' like that before and it only lasted a couple minutes so it doesn't really count.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You should have TOLD Mister that you had Coupons.. From Whitney's E. Basket. Call him Back and tell him.

Your mom NEEDS HELP... SOON before she ends up thinkin that she has Already FED You!!!

~Shelle said...

Pretty sure that your mom got by on her good looks... that has to be the explanation!! And, she is a blond, right? Good thing you got Mr. Man on speed dial.

Shelle, Milo and Dixie-doodle

Casey said...

At least she figured out the school was closed and brought Your Girl back home instead of leaving her there! Try looking on the bright side sometimes. :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Just came back from Mayzie's place. I think your Really need to call Mister Man back.. tell him about the Coupons.. and ASK fur GROUP RATES fur Addlepated Moms.

PeeS... Ernie REALLY DOES look like YOU... Of course he isn't as Cute and Smart as you are though.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Hahaha, sounds like you better get on that phone and order your mum a new brain too!
Bet your girl was pleased to be dragged out of bed at 6am for nothing, oh the hilarity!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Peggy Frezon said...

BOL Oh Puddles if they had come and got your mom and carted her off to the funny farm, who would feed you?

Wyatt said...

Yup! She's losing it....ha-ha! I heard those padded rooms can be quite soothing...with enuff meds, just sayin'

Wyatt

P.S. oh goody, a garden question!
e-mail me at wyattsriot2010@gmail.com

Remington said...

Oh my! Your poor mommy -- it was one of THOSE days.... You make me smile, Miss Puddle! That last pic was perfect!

harrispen said...

Your poor little girl! I hope she was able to take a nap when she got back home after that unnecessary early wake up. I love that last picture. At least your mom seems to be working that new camera well.

Cindy

P.S. I looked at those bags you mentioned and I could probably come up with something similar and MUCH less expensive. I couldn't work on it until after Mother's day, but I will think about it.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh dear Miss Puddles – whatever your kerazy mom haz – iz it contagius? It’z like if our momz did not haf their headz fastened on their bodiez, they wood looze them (an’us tu) fer shure.

An'that phone man wuz NOT nise tu u - coodn't he sense (or iz that centz or may-b scentz) the x-treme duress u iz under?
Shiloh'n Shasta

PeeS - we also haf a WTF Wednesday goin'live in 'boutz 15 minitz.

Declan said...

Oh Pudds, they are SUCH an embarrassment aren't they? Perhaps we can get together and rent a really big padded cell? Deccy x

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh! You must live in one of those funny states that has Easter Monday as a holiday. (Apparently the Utahnions don't seem to give Easter that much significance... And Passover? That's what the planes from the Air Force base up north do...) Poor humans. They get confused SO easily. Love the eye-roll photo, BTW. I assume you'll be using that regularly, huh? Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Brian said...

Well, at least the girl was there plenty early!!!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh dear dear dear...{hicup} You poor Mom do have some problems, don't her? So hap-pee you is dere to help hers through all dis.

The Websters said...

Bahahahaahahahaha!

Do you think Mrs. Master is secretly related to your mom?

I've heard a story about how she took her sister to school one time (WAY WAY WAY WAY back when Mrs. Master was in high school and her sister was in jr. high). She pulled up to let her sister out and do you know what???

HER SISTER WASN'T IN THE CAR!!! She had stayed home sick that day.

If you find a nice place for your mom let me know and I'll see about getting Mrs. Master there too.

xoxo,

Nora

jen said...

LOL! This is scary! been there! One day I was standing outside waiting for the bus with the kids, we were out their for quite a while and I started to think that we missed the bus. Then some lady pulled into our driveway and told me that the kids did not have school that day. So embarrassing!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Puddle do you think the "CLINIC" has you on their DO NOT CALL list???

BobbieB said...
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Bobbi said...

LOL~LOL~LOL!!! This was just too funny!

This reminds me of when I used to get my 3 kids up for school, feed them, get them all ready and take them to the bus stop then sit and wait on a bus that wasn't coming. Some nice people in a vehicle would stop and say, 'hey lady.. you know there's no school today?' (snow day... but it wasn't snowing). This happened on numerous occasions.. too many to speak of. haha...

You're poor girl. Maybe it's time to take over, Puddles. Tell the karazy lady she can be in charge of the photography and you'll take care of the girl. LOL

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha! Oh, Puddles, that is particularly amusing here. Mom said she's sure there are a lot of parents from her school that are probably driving through the parking lot, looking at the doors hopefully! At least your girl was up early to spend her last day there having fun with you.

Bunny

P.S. Good thing that camera hasn't been damaged! It makes you look good!

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, perhaps her mentals got all mixed up from too much Easter candy and partying. I hope you got to cuddle with your girl and try to make her feel better for getting up so early. The Mommys do go crazy sometimes but what would we do without them?They provide us with so much material for our blogs.

Loveys Sasha

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, you crack us up - first, with your words - BOLOLOL - and then with your awesome poses:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Macintosh Mitch said...

Your poor mom must be overworked, Puddles! She needs a vacation.

Love ya lots,
Mitch

scotsmad said...

Bruhaahaahaa! Did they wake up you and the blobs in their rush to get ot school on time?

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P
We think it was soooo nice of you to try and make your moms a reservation for a long, well deserved "vacation"

Does the padded room reservation come with one of them really cool jackets that tie in the back?

Just wondering........

ABBY said...

Da nerve of dat guy!
Oh Puddles we especially loved the last pix of yoo!
purrs
Abby

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
First your mom...
Then Mr. Man...
WTF??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Nola said...

Um, wow. Just wow BOL! You can live with me Puddles and our moms can be padded cell mates
Dachshund Nola

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well the krazy lady still remembers where home is!
When that goes there is no hope.
Sweet William The Scot

KB said...

Oh Puddles. I have not been laughing much lately but you had me laughing out loud.

I've been doing krazy stuffs like that lately too - maybe your mom and I can share a cell...

Kaunis Nelli said...

Your mum is not the only one - it has happened here too :)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Your poor mom. Well, the poor girl. Since she went to school on a day she didn't have to, does she get a comp day?

What Remains Now said...

I might have done something similar many years ago, so I won't comment on this post.

Alfie said...

haha! you and your mum are so funny! they should have a human whisperer to help the humans who are a bit challenged.

Roo said...

Ha! Oh Puddles that last photo sent me to the floor BOL! Sounds like your Mom's plate is rather full. Maybe you could step in and help take a few things off it? ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo