Last week my mailman brung me a package and him gaves it to my mum...and then he rolled his eyes and said "It's for your dog". Like dude totally thinks its weird to deliver stuffs to a dog. He sooo has no idea what he missin'.
"Hmmmmmm...I knows dat smell, it be very familiar."
It comed aaaaaall da from da You Kay from my udder brudder from anudder mudder.
Okays, it was from Deccy but I just knows we has to be related cuz him is a greyhound and we all knows I am too....duh.
But then of course I hads to pose again.
(I think da kerazy foto lady just wanted to play withs her new camera though)
Dat woman can just dragny and everything out.
Anyways, afterswhat felt like a gazillion hours of waitin' patiently I FINALLY gots to open my package.
Just LOOKS at ALL dis stuffs I gots!
Yous sees dat arrow?
Them is You Kay Cheetos but they be called Wotsits and they is most delishiousness.
It be like heaven meltin' on your tongue.
They taste just likes our American cheetos but these is betters cuz they be from da You Kay.
And da chocolate eggies be fur My Girl cuz chocolate will kills me.
I gots tater chips too and cheese tater chips, and some Scruffy Bites, and some meat sticks, AND some more mini cheese thingamabobs.
Oh and I gots da GREATEST letter from him too but I not gets a foto of it but it was hilarious.
And thank you fur bein' my furiend!
Ya'll wanna sees anudder pikture of me just furs da heck of it?
It be a shame her cut my feetsies off though but hers is tryin to gets use to dis new thing so I let her slide fur nows.
Thank you again Deccy and thank you to your mums.
Okays, I go eats now.