Wednesday, April 4, 2012

WTF Wednesday: #2

Hellos and Welcome to my blog wheres I joinin da Mango in WTF Wednesday.
Todays WTF is brought to ya'll by ME.

Okays, it was a dark, and misty stormy afternoon and da winds was howlin' likes there was no tomorrow.
Umm, okays it really wasn't dark and stormy but it adds a little more ooomph to my story...doncha agrees?

I was layin' theres takin' a beauty rest havin' da most wonderful dream of becomin' a world wide famous phenomenon...bein' catered to withs everything on a silver platter and no beer from a red solo cup.
Sorry, I got little distracted theres.
see, I is sleepin...mindin' my own business.

And while I was doin' my beauty nappin' mum was doin' some spring cleanin' and unfortunately her was refindin' stuffs her hads long furgotten bouts.
I should has known dis was not gonna be a good thing.

You knows how sometimes ya'll feels likes you is bein' watched? 
Wells, dats exactly hows I felt....on dis dark and stormy day.
So I opens up my eyeballs... sees dis danglin' in front of me.
If ya'll looks REAL closely near her cheek you can sees an ALbert hair...hehehehe.

I screamed and yelled and I ran furs my life...afters I put my heart back in my body.
Likes WTF is dat grandma doin' in my face...OMD, it was so disturbin'!

Mum REFOUNDED dis...dis thing in her cleaning escapade
Kerazy Lady...mum, not da grandma was all likes "Oh Puddles just look at her, isn't she sweet?"
Uh, dat would be a HECK NO...her is skeerey withs her eyes closed and her looks does I put dis gently...her looks not alive.

Mum says grandma is a "Sweet Dreams" Fairy and hers be a collectors thingamabob.
How does dis thing bring sweet dreams is what I wanna knows.
More like nightmares of bein' eaten by a big gigantic squirrel...ya'll evers have them nightmares?
Mum: I bought her many years ago, the year your Girl was born.
Puddles: actually PAID money furs dat?

Mum should be renamed from Kerazy to Disturbed.


Jess and Glacier said...

Hello Puddles: Glacier here. As my girl can't see what your Mum found, I am here to tell you that I would be concerned too. Maybe you should keep your Mum from refindin' thingies.

~Shelle said...

That was just disturbing. Seriously. I might be put off my feed for a few days as a result.

Your mom is crazy.

Milo & Dixie

Madi and Mom said...

My mom has GOT to stop fixin' her face before she reads your WTF Wednesdays. You done and ruined another purrfectly done make up job. Trust me when I say it takes a ton of time for Mom to fix her face too!!

If I had awakened to find the witch from Hansel and Gretel (disguised as a nice Grandma) staring at me I would have done exactly what you did.

So have you been to Deccy's this morning? If not, you best get your red tush on over there! I expect that was what you were dreaming about.

Hugs from your BFFF Madi and her
poorly made up Mom

Mango said...

Thanks for nothing. Yet another thing for the Mango to see during scary meditations. Who keeps a dead granny statue in their closet? I hope the spring cleaning is about over and there are no more surprises like that.


Minna Krebs said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! That Granny needs an update from Lucy to her makeups . The green shadow is soooo outta style!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...


THAT is a terrible thingy to wake up to!! I totally agree with Minna Krebs... CALL LUCY.. QUICKLY

Bassetmomma said...

Geez! I agree that is a little scary a sweet old lady kind of way! LOL!

GOOSE said...

That brings sweet dreams???? Sweet dreams to who, Freddie Kruger?!!!!! I hope it doesn't end up in your toy box. I'm still shuttering. I need to go lay down. Oh wait, what if scary dream granny shows up when I wake up. Can she telaport? Oh dear Lord now I don't think I will ever sleep.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

(Dramatic shiver) - that is the most revolting thing we have seen since we woke up this morning and saw Mum's set of gruesome gothic rag dolls staring at us with their creepy button eyes!
We will show you them sometime.
Oh, and talking of WTF, her majesty would like to know HTF your mum keeps that white sofa white with you lot climbing on it?
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Casey said...

Yikes! That's a scary sight to wake up to. Your mom needs to give you a warning next time.

Berts Blog said...

Ah heck, I thought she was kinda cute. Almost real, almost loving look on her face.

Come on guys, old don't mean scary, it just means wise.

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, nightmare material fur sure! Looks like an old lady shrunken head to me. YIKES! Did some voodoo peep get ahold of Old Lady Hubbard?
BTW: BOL about beer from a red solo cup! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

The Heartbeats said...

Holy Old Fairy Puddles! That is nasty.


Hound Girl said...

Oh Crap that old lady fairy is scary!!! I hope she didnt hang that is nursery of your little girl. Maybe you can make the old lady fairy your new chew toy.

<3 thank you so much for the lovely emails. - hugs -

rottrover said...

Holy CRAP!! WTF is right!!

-Bart and Ruby

What Remains Now said...

That would be a shock to wake-up to. I can't make too much fun because I tend to like weird things too. It takes all the fun out of joking when I realize I could be exposed as a hypocrite.

Remington said...

That would be an eye opener! Pretty scary -- I would have run too....

harrispen said...

WTF is right! That thing is far from cute. BTW I think Minna has it a bit wrong. Grandma needs eye shadow because that is supposed to be her creepy old lady skin, not green eye shadow. She reminds me of my dear departed Great Grandma. Just saying.


Ronnii, Uji, Izzy + Ziggy ( + Momma Tea ) said...

OMD dats is uber skeery poor Ziggy is hidin under cushons nows.


Nola said...

OMD how scary!!! Poor puppy Charlotte is scared for life!
Dachshund Nola

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh Puddles ~ We like the Song Red Solo Cup, I fill you up Let's have a party, let's have a party I love you red solo cup, I lift you up!
I think that might be a VooDoo Doll that has back magic. Your krazy lady was putting a spell on you.
Sweet William The Scot

houndstooth said...

Tee hee hee! Nice Albert bokeh in the background! I can't believe your mom would risk giving you a heart attack like that! My dog! I think that's grounds for calling the ASPCA or something. How you've managed to not have a heart attack for this long is some kind of miracle.


P.S. Way to act like a Southern Belle on Deccy's blog today! All that was missing from the picture was your red Solo cup. "Red Solo cup...I fill you up..."

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Darn you PUDDLES.. you Squirrel BRAIN... What were you thinkin showing us that scary thing. I was takin my mid morning NAP and had a HORRID DREAM about that... THINGY. I nearly Peed on my Cliner Chair!!

If I had known that you were gonna have that thingy.. stuck in your face.. I would have had you come to Sarge's house with me. THAT way.. WE could have avoided this entire... HORROR.
I hope you were able to get your paws on "IT".. and have now covered over the VERY DEEP Hole you shoved it in.
None of us should EVER have to look at "IT" again. I think it is WORSE than VACULA.
I'm just sayin.

Macintosh Mitch said...

My mom thinks that Granny is just adorable. She's scarin' me to death!

Love ya lots,

Cole said...

Oh my. That little fairly sure does, not alive.

The Websters said...

oh my oh my. I see your mom's coming along nicely with her camera.

Do you think you can do a post about how to keep that white sofa white? We have an off white sofa and even though I say it looks fine, Mrs Master freaks out sometimes.



Brian said...

Oh Puddles, if I woke up and saw that I think I would puddle!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Aww, darling little Pud - same goes here!
We are definitely feeling the love today, ha!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Eeesh! Your Mom bought that thing ON PURPOSE?!? The good news is that thing makes us think that our Mom is nowhere near as bananas as we thought - I mean there's a whole lot of room for increased nutso-ness on our Mom's part, as illustrated by this post. I mean, our Mom could be your Mom. *gasp* We feel much better now... ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That would have skeeered the poop right out of us!

jen said...

LOL! OMG I have a doll, it's an amish doll that I got when I was a kid. It is the most freakest thing. I tried to get rid of it when I was older and my mom found it and gave to me as a wedding present!
Uggh! I have no idea where I hid it, but I know it will pop up someday!

Anonymous said...

You know what I think? I think if you had said something like "Look at this cute fairy doll that mum found!" everyone who left a comment would have agreed with you.

(Bert gets a pass... way to go pal) For the record, I didn't think it was that bad.

scotsmad said...

Sounds like the plot to a Nightmare on Dark n'Stormy Street!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

We hate to admit but we think SHE's kerazy, too. SHE's got stuff like that around OUR house.

Anonymous said...

That Granny thingamajig is CREEEEEEEPY! Chew it up ASAP!

Elyse and Riley

A MilShelb Mom said...

Yikes! You need to dig a hole and burry that thing!
~Milly and Shelby

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, if I were you I would sleep with the light on tonight and for a while until you can get a hold of it and send it to Allred, I am pretty sure that Granny won't be scaring anyone else after that. Moms and their cleaning, sheeeeesh. You deserve a beer and cheetos for enduring that and then get a hold of a mailing box.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. Tank must have steel cahooneys not to be scared of that.

Zona said...

Mango's comment is BOL funny. "Who keeps a dead gramma statute in the closet?"


Bobbi said...

"The only way to find out if it's really dead is to chew the squeaker out of it. Once the squeakers gone, it's dead." Gracie.

Ann Oon said...

Your momma is surely disturbed and disturbing... get her some helps. How can she find this grandma with wings sweet... and pay good money (which could be put to buying more cheetos) to buy this skeery thingamabobjibs thingy. My hearts would have left my body and forgots the way backs.

This old lady with wings sure have very nice eyeshadows and skins too.. but still wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too scary. What if ole lady decide to open them eyes and smile... runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

i love them pics of yous and your black blobs... your momma actually manage to make them looking like blobs.. in black... LOL!

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz WON'T EVERZ b able tu cloze our eyez ever agin WITHOUT seein'Granny (shudder shudder) Coodn't u haf found sumthin'else fer your WTF Wednesday post - did u haf tu share that with all of Blogville? We Beaglebratz think there ought tu b sum kinda law aginst that - where'z Mayor Frankie?
Shiloh'n Shasta

Lorenza said...

Sure I would run away like a flash!
Sorry... but that granny sure looks scary!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Kaunis Nelli said...

I thinks she looks nice and gentle - in daylight. But waking up at night and seeing her... that would be a bit scary.

Declan said...

Boy that is scary! Can the three of you dig a big hole in the garden and bury them? Or how about slinging them over the fence into The Stoopids yard? Might scare them into moving. Hehe! Deccy x

Pibble said...

That would scare me, too, if I woke up to that! Maybe she's not sleeping. Maybe she's a shrunken lady, like those people do in faraway places? Watch out, because she might come to life during the night... YIKES!

Peggy Frezon said...

Oh my that gramma thingamabob is pretty frightening! What is your mom thinking?!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Us Moms get sentimentally attached to things that we buy the year one of our kids is born.

I'd be askin what she bought the year you were born..........

Hope you can sleep tonight without that skerry face coming to you in your dreams.

Happy Easter toooooo.

FiveSibesMom said...

Ok, so that startled the you-know-what right outta me!!!

Mr. Pip said...

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger ...guess who!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: That is one scary old lady!

Anonymous said...

BOL! Hahahahahha! First, I luv your grandma fairy :) And second... I would have screamed too if I woke up and had her starin me in the face (even with her eyes closed) BOL! Yap, thinkin 'disturbed' may be appropriate ;)

Waggin at ya,

KB said...

We shrieked when we saw that face. I agree, WTF?? I'm wondering what your girl thought of that thing when she was a baby? Was the thing supposed to help her sleep? I'd never close an eye next to it.

It looks like your mom is getting the hang of the cam. The photos are so crisp, bright, and beautiful!