Wednesday, June 13, 2012

A Bunch of Random Crap

Happy Whisker Hump Day....hehehehe!
Dang, I has ALWAYS wanted to do dis Whisker Hump Day dat all da kittehs does...
and I finally gets to do it.
I has whisker humps!
SEEEEEEEEEE!
I is not a kitteh though...or I don't think so.
Cute nose I has theres huh?

Next up in Random Crap...
dis mornin' I farted and it skeered da dickens out of me
and I ranned all overs da house tryin' to gets away from it.
I really did.
And my Kerazy lady laughed at me...WTF is up withs dat?

Ummmm...Monday I hads to go to da vetatrician cuz da kerazy lady 
thoughted my butt glands me messed up again cuz of how I was actin' and carryin' on and doin' da "Butt Scootin' Boogie" again.
Well, it wasn't da butt glands...it was my allergies...duh.
Here I Is scratchin'...and I has more chins than da kerazy lady.
They gaved me a shot in between my shoulder blades and it went aaaaaall da way through my chest cuz it was so big.
Yep, dat really happened too.
 And then he told mum (AKA as Kerazy lady) to get me off da food I was on.


Finally on dis Random Crap day...
Remember da Blogville Olympics be comin' up so I REALLY hopes everybuddy
will participate whethers you be a kitteh, crab, birdie, horsie, donkey, or hamster.
A good time you will have I promise.
Frankie and Ernie has worked most diligently on dis and they has all da details you'll needs to knows.
(and da word diligently makes me sound all kinds of smarter)
Go here furs your informationals.

Nows just so you all knows da opening day of da Olympics is...
Saturday July 28...
which also happens to be MY 4th BIRFDAY!!!!!
Just in case ya'll wanted to knows dat..ahem...ahem.

Okays I be done nows and I'll be back on Friday furs da latest breakin' news in my life.

Puddles


65 comments:

Gloria Hood said...

Allergies in your butt? How'd that happen? You had better stay healthy for the olympics!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Mr. Pip said...

A cheeseburger will ALWAYS help!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I just did the Butt Scootin' Boogie across the kitchen floor. Seriously, I did! I think your butt allergies is catching!

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: Hope I don't embarrass you with my mullet cut! I can still come to your birthday party, right?

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOM Happy Whisker Hump to you too, Puddles you my sweet little Doxie friend. You have very delicate whiskers!!

Once again you should have warned the mom about your gastro distress sentence...now the 'puter is hyped up on caffeine!! She told me Toto used to do the very same thing...never had a clue what had happened. She said his tail was in a different zip code than his head.

Hugs from your BFFF
Madi

~Shelle said...

Butt allergies are the worst. I mean the WORST. They make a claritin pill for it, but when they tried to read all those special disclaimers (you know, might give you hives, ringworm, psoriasis, night chills, sunburned ears, photoshop nightmares, desire to play out the Mummy in the backyard, etc) the commercial was so long they couldn't show Spongebob... and We gotta have our Spongebob... well actually Patrick.. we loves us some Patrick... dontchu??

Well, good luck with that butt allergy of yours.

(Moms doesn't work today... she plans on being home ALLLLLL day long doing laundry and crap like that... which is fantastical cause maybe she will lay down and let us use her as a human pillow... I finkle she gave you her home number too... so call and tell us about what happened yesterday and how you put your head back together after it explodeded all over the house...)


Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

~Shelle said...

OH btw... Milo's birthday is 7 days before yours!!! :)

What Remains Now said...

Your poor butt. It is working overtime to give you problems. Hope the change of food helps.

Molly The Wally said...

Hi Puddles nice to see you and just popping over to have a gander and then to let you know your post 'Poisoned' has been nominated by Deccy for this weeks 'Share It Sunday'. Let me know it's OK to share it?
Best wishes Molly

Linda said...

OMD I fink that is de funniest post ever, we is lol over here in the rain forest.
We is so happiest you are not plugged up the poo shooter anymore.
Happy random crap Wednesday.

xo Cinnamon

Sam and Pippen said...

We're beginning to wonder who exactly is the kerazy lady in your household... we're pretty sure it isn't your mom!

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

Is there a Boot Scootin' Boogie event in the olympics? 'Cause there totally should be!

Amber DaWeenie said...

You's gots allergies in your butt? Hmmmmm...You must bee's allergic to farts!

Erika, Blair and crew said...

Just wow Puddles, that was quite the post.

houndstooth said...

Wow! You've had a lot on your mind! I hope you get to eat something good as you follow the vet's instructions.

I've never heard of whisker hump day, and I'm not sure that's something we want to encourage around here with young, impressionable puppies around!

Bunny

houndstooth said...

P.S. If it makes you feel better, lots of humans were apparently confused by the picture today and thought I was painted in! BOL!

Bassetmomma said...

You seem to have a lot of butt issues Puddles. Just sayin'..... I guess it's a girl thing! BOL!

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you are just too funny. Love you running around the house after that explosion from the rear part of you. We think your whisker humps are purrfect even if you aren't a cat. That is one terrific nose. Have a super day.

The Websters said...

Umm...I have a secret. I'm having butt issues too. Mine is all clogged up. Boris's can't stop coming out.

HELP!?!

Mrs. Master said something about losing her mind over it all. UMM...HELLO!?! You aren't the one with butt problems.

That's really funny about your fart. Did it smell like beer?

Nora

Elyse and Riley said...

Thanks for the update, Puddles! Too bad about your allergies and your triple chin...hehe! :) Hope you're feeling better and that your chest and shoulder blades are all healeded up now!

Elyse and Riley

Declan said...

Pudds Pudds! Tell me you got a picture of the fart?!!! Deccy x

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Uncle puppy is having the butt scootie boogies too. Doggy Nanny is furry concerned. You had everyone here BOLing on your fart story. Thats just great stuff!

mayziegal said...

Puddles, are you suuuure you were running away from your toot? I'm thinkin' maybe you were just spreading around the smell real good. But you just ACTED like you were skeered so your Mom wouldn't catch on. Heehee!

Your whisker humps are Most Impressive.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

georgia little pea said...

Oi Puddles, I know we look nothing alike, you being longer and all, but is it possible we're related? Stinky butt glands? Allergies? Multiple chins? Come on! It's downright uncanny.

The Typist wants to know why Albert and Whitney never say anything. Are they strong silent types?

Nola said...

Yuck, I hated butt allergies! They're the worst!
Nola

Oskar said...

Ooh Puddles, why do I think you're going to have ONE CRAZY PARTY for your birthday??

I can't wait.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

TANK said...

I thought you couldn't come up with good titles for your posts..... "A Bunch of Random Crap" has to be the best title ever. In fact, I may have to borrow/steal it sometime. Heck, everything I write is random and definitely crap. On the other paw, I'm a dog, so for a dog to write anything is impressive, right? Even if it's crap?? Yeah, I think so... but I shouldn't think so much. It wears me out.

JackDaddy said...

Maybe you IS a cat. That would explain a lot! :)

Bobbi said...

Are you sure it was you that left the fart Puddles? Maybe it was somebody else trying to blame you. Seriously. This has happened to me before. Gracie.

Cole said...

Oh, Puddles! Your poor tushie! I hope you find food (other than Cheetos) that agrees with your allergies!

Casey said...

Puddles, maybe the kerazy lady is squeeing because she never saw a PUDDLES-SIZED boxer before. I think Marty is even smaller than you, my furiend! 'Course, he won't be staying that way fur long. :)

jen said...

I was thinking about a food allergy cause of the butt problems you were having! That's the first thing the vet recommends when we see a patient with anal gland issues! I hope the new food works! I hope it was the hot vet in the jeans that gave you that huge shot, that would be well worth it:)))))

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

MOL! Running away from farts never work! They just follow you!

You got an allergy shot? Meowm is thinking that maybe Orion needs that so he will quit pulling out his furs.

We think you have marvelous whisker humps!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, cute whiskers! I prefer mine with a little left over kibble attached. BOL. I don't run from my own stinkies, but me peeps sure run! BOL again.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

What the hell is a whisker hump?
We try never to fart loudly, we just snuggle up to the humans so they don't know what's hit them until they start screeching and retching, he he.
We bet you would be good at going through tunnels if there is such a thing in the Olympics!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Brian said...

I am very impressed with your whisker humps!!! Bout time you were showing them off!

K9 Katastrophie said...

4th birfday? You are gonna be an old lady!

Licks,
Ruthie

Patrice and Higgins said...

Butt problems or allergies, you just can't catch a break Puddles! Poor thing!

My mom sent you an email, she needs your address....I thinks she has a little suprise for you. She wants to know if you would email her at jpdbj (at) dtccom (dot) net.

~Higgins

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow, Puddles, we're almost TWINS!!!! I turn 4 on July 10th - so we're like total twins. And sometimes Abby's farts scare me... Beautiful snooter photo, BTW!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Ruby said...

OMD! The farty thing happens to me ALL THE TIME! I look at Ma like she had something to do with it....she says it's suppose to be the other way around!

Kisses,

Ruby

Corbin said...

You mean, your birthday isn't today?
-Corbin

Chicco said...

I hope you are better now, dear friend.
I can't wait to the Olympics too!!!!
Have a nice day.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Mitch and Molly said...

You have the cutest nose, Puddles - even cuter than ours!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

scotsmad said...

Puddles, I Daisy, got all itchy-scratchy ear flapping when I was on a GRAIN kibble, so we switched to a NO GRAIN and I've been okay ever since.

We think it's so cool that the Olympic Opening will be on your birthday!

We are in training. I must have slept for 87 hours yesterday and then went out to practise rolling in the grass.

Hope the Butt Scootin is over with, 'cause it could be embarrassing in the Grand Parade! (Although it could be an Olympic event.....)

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

chicamom85 said...

Puddlededooda, how ya be, my sweet pal? Mommy is working on that recipe for the pawty barge. Deep fried cheeto beer batter dipped squirrel and possum(in case of allergies to squirrel) with mild and spicy dipping sauces. Will there be beer...how dumb am I, its your barge, of course there will be beer.

When I toot loud I do the same thing, I mean it scares the crap out of me, literally. I run around and sometimes even cry about it. Most of mine are sbd and those don't bother me. I have horrible allergies too right now and they have been trying all kinds of medicine, but I hope I don't get a shot. I would have to bite someone if I did. Gotta go and work out now.

Loveys Sasha

A MilShelb Mom said...

BOL at the fart!!! hahahahah!!

Also, allergies are no fun! Milly has them. Mom gots us special food. It's Blue Basics. It is for dogs with allergies! :)
~Milly and Shelby

Two French Bulldogs said...

we love random crap and that sniffer
Benny & Lily

Sweet William The Scot said...

My whiskers don't hump my back does when my pooper shoots out. I don't have your issues Puddles.
Sweet William The Scot

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, what is your mom feeding you to cause you to blow off some gas? We get raw bison and vegetables and my sister gets raw rabbit (because bison doesn't agree with her) and we never blows off any gas. We hope that everything settles down for you.

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Lots of interesting things happening to you, right?
Allergies are not fun!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

A MilShelb Mom said...

It is a sock! We love socks. When Dad gets home from work we run and steal his work socks. Mom says it's super gross but we are Doxies and there is no such thing as gross! BOL!
We are not sure if it is hypoallergenic, but it has limited ingredients. There's no corn, wheat, soy, dairy, or eggs. Not sure what is in it, but there's lots that's not. BOL!
~Milly and Shelby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Oh, Puddles, Abby so feels your pain! She also has bad food/contact allergies that make her butt itch - along with her paws, chin, ears and other assorted body parts. She gets pills and sometimes shots, too. Hope you're feeling better.

We are looking forward to the Pet Olympics, and especially to your reviewing the March of the Athletes in a nice, regal hat.


Jed & Abby

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, nothing like a good game of butt scootin'. Our angel sissy Kara liked to do it even on the hard rocky driveway! Youch! I've (Stella) tried it too and mum must love it cause she yells really loud, especially if I'm on the nice soft carpet hehehe. See ya mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Scrappy said...

just found out about raandom crap and HAD to see what it was all about:) BOL very funny stuff! btw, i just had my anal glands removed....so glad THAT's over. Hope you get your bum problems (allergies) figured out! Stop by sometime. I am still tryin to figure out what events to enter in the Olympics. You must be excited your birthday falls on opening day! Bet you will carry the flag!

Kaunis Nelli said...

Off the food.... ? I sure hope your mom gives you SOMEthing to eat ;)

BordoggyTerrier said...

Well a change of food equals more food somewhere down the line - not always a bad thing!

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hiya Puddles, I'm racing around to say "Hi" to my fellow hosts of the Olympic Events and sign up to follow if I don't already know them. So here I am!

Look after that butt of yours......we don't want you scootin in the parade for your Bday!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P
We think if your Moms gave you huge plates full of Cheetos and tall cold beers, then you wouldn't need to see the doggytrician anymore.

Hope your butt scootin boogie days are over soon :0)

Love from,
Leonardo and Gardy

Grady and Leonardo said...
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Grady and Leonardo said...

oops, doofy mom somehow posted the same comment twice.

Maybe SHE needs some beer and Cheetos!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles,
I am glad your scootin boogie is done, and you feel better!
love
tweedles

Shelle Pennington said...

We gaves you an award...
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/2012/06/sunshine-award.html

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Posie said...

puddles yoo iz jusht wunderfull, yoor poshty jusht mayde me asmiyle! I iz sorrie to heer yoo has allergeeez, ma mummer has, n so has uncel wez n auntie rowie, theiy iz bowth on James Wellbeloved (i dunno iff you getted dat in Merika, butt eeetz da besht hypooallergenik stuffs arownd!!) Hope yoor buttz ok, n dat piktyoor owf yoo wiv da chins crakked ma mummer up! heehee! LOVE N LIKKERS, Pdorg xoxx PeeS Eet mayde me laff so mutch dat yoo had da windypoos n eet scayred yoo! Yoosyooly uncel wes duss eet, n thenn he looked at awll as hoomans as mutch to say: eeeurgh dat iz gross, whoo didd eet?! heehee! so funny uncle wez!!!

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

Not the dreaded BUTT ALERGIES!!!


Mum loves all your photos, are you a secret super model?!

have a great weekend.

Slobbers

P.s We are SO sorry we are behind on all your posts, we have been kept really busy lately :(

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles ~ I have a post up now with a house I knows the Krazy Lady would just fit into perfectly. It would expose her to color and culture. Or maybe she would just love living next door! Bawhehehe
Sweet William The Scot

GOOSE said...

A BUTT allergy? Well now I have heard it all. Bawhahhha. Puddles my friend I want to tell you that while my MOM was in Colorado she found this most delicious beer. When she brought it home I thought of you right away. And not for the reason you might be thinking. So you should go to my "First Day" post on June 13th to see a close up and personal look at what I like to call "PUDDLES" Beer.
Blessings,
Goose