Monday, June 18, 2012

Just Anudder Day

Good day furiends and stalkers of da Puddles blog.
It is just anudder day heres in my world.
No seriously just ANUDDER day.
Lemme tells ya'll what happened to me yesterday.

Dis is an alligator NOT an anoconda. Dis is just a visual aid.

I got bitted by an anoconda...yep, surely did.
Kerazy lady says I be exaggerating but hers didn't sees it 
so her don't knows squat.

See I has a foto.
Ya;ll sees me eye?
Yep, told ya'll it was an anoconda bite.
Last time I gots bitted by a taratntula and I survived dat.

Then dis morning I was in my crate jail cell and Daddy Dorkbucks heard me carryin' on and he waited till da Kerazy lady gotted up to tells her I was all flappin' around.
What did hers do?
Her made her coffee and drank it befores her even checked on me!!!!!!!
Oooooooooh furs da love of Pete can ya'll believes it?
Wells, her gotted me out of my crate and my ears, neck, and whole body had hives.
I not has a foto cuz it was like 4am.
(who da hell gets up at dat hour anyways?)

Heres at my house we has 4 basic food groups....
beer
cheetos
kibble
Benadryl.

Yep, hers squirted Benadryl down my mouf and I gagged.
It was bubble gum flavor...like dats gonna makes it any betters.

I think I will live though.

Mum says not to feel sorry furs me cuz it's just anudder day withs me.
Her has learned not to freak when anything happens to me cuz sumptin' always does.


UPDATE: Puddles is worse and the Benadryl has done nothing.
Her ears are so swollen and blood red, the hives have covered her neck and chest so we will
be going to the vet for a shot...then we will come home remortgage the house.

Puddles
PS: I has so much catchin' up to do on da blogs and so much to tells ya'll.
I gotted stuffs in da mail and I can't wait to tells ya'll bouts it.

38 comments:

Mango said...

Oh Miss Puddles! How heartless your mom is to be all drinking coffee while you could have totally had fits and whatnot. I am glad you survived your ordeal of horror.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gloria Hood said...

Some Mom you have! Geesh!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Team Beaglebratz said...

Yepperz - we Beaglebratz knowz all 'boutz momz not payin'no attenchun tue us - we gitz it all the time, egspshally at meal timez. We even moan an'groan - tellz her "mom-we iz starrrrrrrrrvin;here". She just lookz at us an'sez oh u Beaglebratz - u ain't gonna starve tue death. How duz she know - she ain't us an'she probably already ate sumthin. Oh well. we gotta go take our after bein'outside an b-4 breakfast napz - IF we git any breakfast.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Agnes B Bullock said...

She drank her coffe while you were suffering? That kerazy lady is NUTS! the hives cold have afected your overall gawjusness, just sayin!

Hound Girl said...

We all know its not iced coffee she was making!!

Whoa Puddles I think its time to call the SPCA on your mom I cant believe she didnt rush to your side :)

I would have checked on you before making my coffee :)

harrispen said...

Dear Sweet Puddles, Would you like us to report your mom to the authorities? How callous of her to feel that drinking a cup of coffee before tending to your needs was the correct course of action. Of course she might have wanted to wake up a bit first before seeing what you got yourself into this time. I'm just sayin'.

Cindy

Mr. Pip said...

Coffee before DOGS! That's outrageous!

Ouchie on the hives!I hope the vet helps! Would you believe I have a skin infection caused by allergies and I am now on a bunch of medication and have to take these medicated baths! Ugh.

I was thinking maybe we should have a contest about which one of us makes more trips to the vet and whose assistant goes broke first? What do you think?

Your pal, Pip

Declan said...

You carry on like this Pudds and you're going to have to sell some of those paintings to pay the vet! Deccy x

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles! I sure hope your okay and that shot from the vet helps! I always think, coffee first too. Sorry it's just what us Momma's do! :)

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

If'n the Kerazy Lady be anything like my mom, she would not has even SEEN the hives until she had her coffees. I think it be fur medicinal purposes, like chicken jerky is fur us. My mom been hoggin the pooter so I has been outta touch but I is just hoping you got the back door all fixed up (if'n you knows wot I mean) afore this latest catastrophe.

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles bless your sweet little Doxie heart. Whatever started in your buttocks has spread to you purrty Doxie face we are so sorry.

Puddles Mum please let us know how the Puddles be doing after her
injection.

Okay now that the nices are over...this post cracked Mom up she said only in Puddles world.
I, your BFFF, on the other hand, did not crack one smile. I thank that anaconda might have bitten me too. I am rolling on the floor holding my sides.

Hugs Madi your BFFF

Lovable Lily said...

Making hers coffee first! That's just WRONG!! What would have happened if the anaconda was still in the jail cell with you? It could have swollowed you whole, then just where would be all be.

I hope that the shot helps; tho we are sorry to hear that the BIG needle is comin' straight to your butt. Ouch!

Should we start a chip-in so the kerazy lady doesn't have to remortgage the house?

Hugs,
Lily Belle

What Remains Now said...

I hope you get better soon, Puddles! I'm not going to say anything about the coffee...that probably tells you what I do, sorry. I NEED it.

jen said...

What the heck Puddles? First the butt and now the hives? I think someone has it in for you! I bet if Mom wouldn't of prepared her coffee first you would be fine:)))

Hope the shot helps and your hives go away fast!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I can NOT believe your mom has her Irish Coffee... BEFORE she tends to YOU. THIS is a TRAVISTY. AN OUTRAGE I tell you.

Are you SURE she wasn't actually making a pitcher of LEMMONADE instead of perkin Coffee????

Maybe you should sign her up fur HOME VET SCHOOLING Course. I hear that DEW It URrrrr SELF University has that Program on their course list.
Let us know how THIS turns out.
Are you sure it isn't WORMS?

A MilShelb Mom said...

Puddles!! You have got to listen to what our Dad says. He tells us "don't go lettin' your outside friends bite on you. They are not your friends!" We hope you are all better soon. Please keep us posted!
~Milly and Shelby

ps- Mom is freakin' out because she knows about these hives and swelling and stuff all to well.

georgia little pea said...

Puddles! For heavens sake. Weren't you just telling me this morning to be careful not to get bitten by rats and get typhoid and boobonic plaque? Now you get bitten by an anaconda? Seriously? You should be putrifying in a belly if that's true, mate. So tell us what truly happened. Did you eat too many Cheetos? They got bad stuff with numbers in them you know.

And boy! Are your humans slack! SLACK I say! I hope they feel really sorry now. All over the dogblog park, us dogs are falling like dominoes. What's going on eh?

I hope you get well soon, Pudds. And don't worry about the bill. They always fork out the money because they love us. HAHA.

Hugs x

Jazzi said...

Coffee before You!! Geezzz she is Kerazy!!! How rude! Ya know if it was her, shed be having a cow if you had your kibble before checking on her right?? Hope they get it figured out at the Vet and hopefully you can still afford your house, bol

wags
Jazzi

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Puddles , you are getting yourself in a whole lot of twubble. We hope you are OK and do keep us all updated. When things are calmer please send us you nomination for next @Share It Sunday'. Get better soon pal!
Best wishes Molly

Casey said...

OMD, Puddles, you need to take better care of yourself! There's only one of you out there (thank Dog), and if we lost you, how would we get by?!

Shelle Pennington said...

I'm sending you a Greyhound... you can come live with us.

Your mom needs a good whallop beside the head... and you need a protective bubble or something... Geez girl.

You don't think the crazy lady did this do you? The little girl's crazy momma... OMD You are hearing voices aren't you!!! OMD OMD That is what it is!!!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

The Heartbeats said...

Good grief! At least a middle of the night trip to Walmart wasn't needed! Wonner if you got bits by the same thingy that got me?

Feel better!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Nola said...

Oh no! And coffee first (sadly shakes head)! The nerve. I'll keep my paws crossed you feel better soon, Puddles
Love
Nola

GOOSE said...

I saw a movie with an Anaconda in They say after a tussle with one of those you should seek medical attention right away. So what is the MOM thinking making the coffee first? sheeesh. What you must put up with, big snakes, hairy spiders, crazy neighbors, yard invaders, butt crack repair men. I have no idea how you are not scared for life or WORSE! All I can say is the good Lord has been watching over you and has big special plans that only Puddles can do. I am volunteering my MOM's savings to make sure you get all better so that someday soon you can rule the world. (I'm pretty sure that's what God's plan is for you).
Blessings,
Goose

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh no - we Beaglebratz were just at Doxies With Moxie an'herd the news 'boutz Puddles. We r prayin'fur the Puddles - next time, if sumthin'bitez her then she needz tue bite'em bak - let'z c how it likez it.
S'n S

BordoggyTerrier said...

Shall we call them "beauty spots" - the latest fashion accessory to have? Well I tried to cheer you up but it aint easy, what with us all still in recovery in sympathy for your, erm, should we say 'personal issues' of late? Stay strong my puddled Puddles, stay strong, I will go dab myself with paint as we speak to show my support!

Peggy Frezon said...

Please get better soon! You must be all itchy and uncomfortable too. Get better Puddles! Kelly and Brooks send you slurpy kisses. (If you're not contagious, that is!!)

Brian said...

Oh my goodness Puddles that is awful! I sure hope the shot helps you and please let us know how you are doing.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, we always said you was one of a kind. You is da one kind who seems to get everyting dat goes by....stop being so selfish wit da sickies, OK's.

Seriously....hope you is feelin better soon.

The Websters said...

OH NO PUDDLES! We just saw this. Let me say:

1. We have ALWAYS wondered why you're posting SO EARLY in the morning. I just figured it was a blogger time warp or something.

2. You gotta learn how to get out of that crate because of emergencies like this. Boris is offering classes on crate escaping. It will be free for you as we're sure all of your allowance is going to the vet right now.

Nora

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Re-mortgage the house! LOL! That is how I feel every time one of mine need to go to the vet, although for me it would be take out a loan!

Rhonda
Meowm to Junior, Orion and Sammy

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Having coffe first, pfft - what neglect!
We are hoping you feel better very soon, little friend.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Mitch and Molly said...

We are sending you TONS of AireZen, Puddles! We think that anaconda bites can be pretty nasty! Feel better soon!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

houndstooth said...

Oh my dog! I've been busy snoopervising Mom and her packing and I just now saw this! I think it's time for you to pack your martingales and come to live here. We'd never treat you like that!

Bunny

Raelyn said...

Oh Puddles!!
Get better soon!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Puddles poor baby...hope those hives go away
Benny & Lily

chicamom85 said...

PUDDLES, I am so sorry. I have been busy and haven't (stalked) visited you in a few days. What have you gotten into?? Did you dead something?? You have to be careful what you dead, you never know if you are allergic. At least get skin tests for squirrel, possum, rats, mice, deer, bear, moles before you do any more hunting. I am scared for you. Ok, Sashy, settle down, I am telling myself, Puddles Duddles will be ok. Relax,breath. Ok, I am better, now Puddles, please get your Kooky Mommy to take you to the Vet for immediate care, before you damage some hairs. Please

Loveys Sasha

KB said...

Oh my goodness, Puddles. I hope that you're doing okay. That happens to my K when ticks bite her so now the vet lady gave us a syringe of stuff to inject when the hives start. It works! Maybe you can get the same thing, just in case.