Hellos nice readers and future digging contestants.
(furgives me, I is tryin' to sound professional and it ain't workin')
As you all knows da furst evers Blogville Olympics is comin' soon to a blog near you.
Well, I be your official host furs da Digging Event...
(which will be held on August 3)
(which will be held on August 3)
I not thinks dis gooberish hat was part of da deal Frankie
...and dat means I gets my very own microfone
and I do believes I could sing ya'll a song too...OMD, wouldn't dat be fabulous?
and I do believes I could sing ya'll a song too...OMD, wouldn't dat be fabulous?
Okays, anyways I loves to dig.
It takes skill, discipline and great nails to be a world class digger such as myself.
They do knows me in China...I has been theres on several occasions.
It takes skill, discipline and great nails to be a world class digger such as myself.
They do knows me in China...I has been theres on several occasions.
Nows I knows some of your peeps don't likes ya'll to dig...like my Dad.
He says," Puddles stop doing that!"
and I say, "NO!"
And then he says, " Did you hear what I said?"
And I say, "No!"
Okays you gets my point.
But I really can't help he falls into my holes.
Dude should look where he goin'.
Just make sures you gets them to takes a foto befores you gets reprimanded...hehehe.
Nows lemme shows ya'll some examples of diggin' since I is a world famous digger and all.
You can be diggin' in your bed.
You can be diggin' in your mater plants...but remember I not gives you dat idea.
(I was plantin' beer to sees if it would grow)
Ooooooor you can even be diggin' in a bag of Cheetos...I really don't care...but if you is doggin' in Cheetos then you must share.
Nows here are da RULES...
Bwhahahahahaha...rules is such a funny word.
Seriously, I is Puddles and me and rules should never be in da same sentence.
Howevers, I has to post dis one official rule....
1. fotos must be submitted July 9 until midnight July 18
Udders than dat just be creative and has a jolly ol' good time diggin'.
And if you has any questions pertaining to da Digging Event you can email me and I'll consult withs da Digging Committee to gets you an answer lickity split.
Nows I wanna sees all you doggies, kittehs, crabs, donkies and
whatevers diggin' to your hearts content.
For a complete list of events click here
Puddles D. Rainwater....Official Digging Host
my email....allison(dot)b(dot)schubert(at)gmail(dot)com
PS: In da future please ignore all my typos...some have turned out to be x-rated...total accident.
Sorry bout dat Dip Dip, Bridge, and Elliot...hehehehe!
46 comments:
Woohoo....I'm in!
Heeeheeee! I was furst comment too! I sat here watching the clock for your official post to go up, so I could be furst!
OMD OMD I'm right behind Minna Krebs? Well, she IS a dachshund and that means SHE is a grrrreat digger so I can tell that THIS is gonna be a HOLE lotta FUN.
You are gonna have a HOLE bunch of Athletes.
HOLE d on 87 seconds.. I have a question are we only supposed to dig ONE Hole or are we supposed to dig a HOLE bunch of em?
Morning PDR you are looking wine as wine today!! Good to see your ears are back to normal too.
It appears your Dad thinks your name is Puddles 'No' Rainwater. You best clue him in ASAP.
Travel question:
How long did it take you to get to China and do they have beer and Cheetos there?
Mom is going to look through our archives (my $2.00 word for the day) to see if she has some digging pics
Hugs your BFFF,
Madi
I think this is going to be my favorite event. Lot of naughtiness happening in this event...fun!
Dear Pudds, I haven't dug anything since I first got here and I thought digging the pot of earth next to the gate would make a hole to freedom. Boy, was I wrong! And all I got for the effort was a scold. At least now I understand what your fearsome nails are for!
You know, regarding your eyes. My Typist says it's because she can see the whites, which dogs don't normally have. I have an eye like that too.
Good luck with the Olympics. I think I'm going to be an interested spectator mostly because The Typist is too lazy to do anything more for me.
Huggles X
Puddles we are in training get ready for some spectacular diggin!
Best wishes Molly
Oh Puddles, you are the Queen of diggin'! let me know if that beer grows! :)
Hey Puddles!
Wow, this is probably going to be my bestest event of the whole darn thing! I am a super-digger and I even have some pix of me doing tandem-digging with Frankie & Ernie! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Dang, I forgot to say...
the crabby girls are training super-hard and will be entering this too! Silly crabs anyway, but they're good at this! BWAR HAR HAR
Hate to break it to you, but Rosie is planning on entering your digging contest. Just don't let her win because I will never hear the end of it!
A beer garden, now there's an idea. Hey, Rosie! Go, dig me a hole in the back yard. I am going to plant me some beer!
Your pal, Pip
Hmmm, you're giving me lots of grreat ideas! Momma and I are doing a photo shoot next weekend for the Olympics!
I'm digging this event. Bawhahahhha Digging, get it? Of course you do. This will be a hole lot of fun and you can count me in.
Blessings,
Goose
I've got my entry all lined up Pudds mate! Errr... you know that photo of you digging in the metal plant tub? Don't you think it would be perfect for tuneful farting? You expression is priceless hehe! Deccy x
Puddles, the dogs that live here are too old to dig at the moment. First are cats allowed in this digging contest, and is digging in the kitty litter count as digging?? Just kidding, we wouldn't do that, it is really gross. Maybe our hooman will go out and dig. You have a great day.
Mom's got to get her act together on our Olympic entry (discus, for sure!) but she wanted me to drop by and let you know she was thinking of you; she want to Walmart on Sunday (where else to have a Puddles-like encounter?) and almost got run down by some crazy lady with a cart full of Blue Ribbon beer and Cheetos. Seriously. Mom said she immediately looked around for you, certain you'd be in the basket navigating, but no such luck. Still, this person was clearly a disciple of Puddles the Great! Heehee!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
I'm in!
Nola
Don't even believe the x rated ones were typos.
Ok. Digging is ALSO my specialty. Do we get bonus points if there's a photo of a human falling in the hole? I have one that Mrs. Master keeps filling and I keep digging it again and she keeps falling. She is sometimes not the brightest!
Nora
Hi Puddles,
I am certain now that Venus, my cousin's dog must have some daschund blood in her. She digs real good and she is kinda not very tall. Haha.
Can I send you an email to ask some technical Qs about blogging? I really love some of the features you have on yours. That photo of your personal assistant should be submitted for a professional competition, IMO. So good!
I'll be back,
Sankissjuice
I dig you... does that count?
-Corbin
Errr...Pudds mate. I know what you said about your x rated typos but I got to point out your "doggin in Cheetos" You got ANY IDEA what you are suggesting. hehehehe! Deccy x
I just want to know if the beer grew!!!
After we have the digging event could we have Humans breaking their Ankles event? We think that would bring a touch of humour to the proceedings.
Beds hmmm? We will be submitting a cushion digging tripple back-flop photo.
We are actually looking for your x-rated typos now, whahaha.
Dip Bridge and Elliotx
BOL! Puddles, your are soooo funny and make my Ma laugh. I just love the idea of a beer garden! Why didn't I think of that??
Kisses,
Ruby
Puddles, those are outstanding instructions! I love the bed digging action photo the best. I am really good at bed digging. My Daddy(grrr)is very strict about outside digging so I have to practice inside, but I am working hard for the competition. You are a most excellent hostess and I look forward to competing.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. The squirrel has to marinade overnight, cause as you will know, the meat is so tough, the beer makes it easier to chews.
p.s.s. if you dead anything can you send it to me?
Oh, Oh, Addys got some terrific digging pics!!
wags
Jazzi
Hi Puddles, we'll see if I can dig you a hole. Glad that your dad appreciates your holes :)
Oh Puddles, you know the Momster has really put an end to our digging with that silly no-sibe fence, but we will have to see what we can dig up - BOL.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
You look so cute in your outfit! I can't wait to see the digging competition!
I'm forever getting in trouble for digging. I gotta remember to have mom get my picture for proof!
Love ya lots,
Molly
Hi Puddles - I have to tell you something. I'm boycotting these Olympics. Why? Because... well, somebody has to do it. They wouldn't be official Olympics if some country (or dog in this case) didn't boycott. Would you mind if I picket at your event? Don't worry, I won't bring firearms... just a quiet, peaceful protest of something as yet to be determined.
Okie dokie pokie I will see what pixchurs Mom has of me digging...hehehehe this sounds like fun
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
When you got to China did they want to duplicate you and sell you for a cheap price?
Sweet William The Scot
I love to dig my grandma's carpet!
But I am not so sure I have a picture of that!
Hmmm.... I need a plan, right?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
I has tried SOOOO hard to be in training fur your olympical event BUTT efurry time I start training, mom yells "NO DIGGING!!!!" How can an athlete pawfect her skills and go fur the gold if'n she cannot practice? (My mom falls in my holes, too, klutz that she be.)
We are gold medal diggers, for sure!
Hadn't thought of diggin' into cheetos.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
looks like it is going to be harsh competition
Benny & Lily
So you didn't tell us, does beer grow?
Puddles tell your Mom, I love the photos on her sidebar! They are beautiful, she is quite talented you know!
Puddles-
We are going to plant a bottle of wine for our mom...what do you think, will it work?
We are off to dig the biggest 'Olympic Size' hole in the yard...Game ON!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Did someone say digging?!?!?!?! Nice! We'll try to get some shots of that. :) ~Weinerful Gang~
Bed digging should so be a official olympics sport. You know, who makes the biggest holes in bedding and who can do it so that when your mom goes to sleep she makes the hole bigger with her big feet... not my fault!
Leo was out practicing this morning.
Grady was barking him on, and he came in with his nose and paws covered in dirt.
We have Beer Gardens here in Michigan, but there's usually German music playing in the background, the smell of sauerkraut and brats in the air, and not many Cheetos around.
Hope you have a great day.
I is soooo disappointed...I has missed the X-rated typos and the momma will not let me spend the day looking for them.
This here digging sounds good. Mebbe I can find a way to grow my own pork. Did that beer growing work?
Sugar the Who
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So, did your beer grow?
typos eh? ;P
I will be dig dig diggin this here event of yours! Yap, Mom encourages me to dig (in special pre-agreed upon locations of course) ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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