Monday, June 18, 2012


Hey ya'll!
I is backs from da VET and I feels very very very s l e e p y.

We walked in and da receptionist looked at me and just starred then her finally said "Oh my god,
what did Puddles get into?"
Ahhhhh, they knows me so wells.

Anyways, da vet man has seen lots in his lifetime of been a vetatrician and he looks at me and says...
He was stunned to say da least.
Shocked, I tells you he was...just plumb shocked!
I telled him I was bitted by an anaconda and he says it be more likes a bug of some sort.
Mum freaks..."Oh my god, we have bugs!!!!!!!"

Woman snap out of it...yes, we has bugs outside.

Nows, where was I?
Oh yes, my ears was so swollen, likes double in da size they is suppose to be.
Vet says they swollen withs fluid and furs me not to be flip floppin' all 'round cuz I could burst a vessel in 'em and dat would suck.
Mum has threatened to duck tape 'em down.
Her so Kerazy....we is out of duck tape.

He gaves me a shot in da HURTED!
But I be a tuff girl and I sucked it up.
My kerazy lady REALLY feels terribles bouts not takin' it all serious enuffs but her says
her has learned not to gets her fruit of da looms in a wad no mores withs me.
What does you thinks hers meant by dat?
Okays, I go takes me nap nows cuz I is sleepy 
So thanks to all ya'll furs thinkin' bouts me.
I promise I will makes a full recovery but I will prolly needs therapy furs how 
I was unjustly treated my mum.



Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo REALLY shouldn't mix beer AND all those shots -

Just sayin'


Shelle Pennington said...

From now on, you should let the other two get into trouble.... seriously, you are living up to that "Lemon" nickname... and there are "Lemon Laws" in Kentucky... I'm sure they have something to do with going to jail and not having any Bud Light nor Cheetos for a long ass time...

And I bet the jail is in Alabama or something... and you'd have to say "Roll Tide" all the time instead of Yes Ma'am or Yes Sir... cause they are mean like that...

Sleep away, pretty girl... Newby gives you pretty kisses to your ears...

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles you are a scream. Sleep well pal and keep us posted!
Best wishes Molly

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh yes, we Beaglebratz due b-leeve a full course of therapy iz justified - at leest SEVERAL dayz of beer an'cheetohz iz in order.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Declan said...

Hope you feel better after your sleep little pal. Maybe a medicinal beer would help. On the bright side, Mom will feel guilty for ages about this! Deccy x

Agnes B Bullock said...

You need to come stay with us for a while, away from Kerazy Lady (Maybe this vacation will help her realize how she has been treating you and she will be much better from nw on!)

Erin and Co. said...

Oh Puddles.
I hope you get better soon!
Erin & Co.

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, what kind of killer bug did you tangle with that would make your ears puff up like balloons? Whatever did that, I hope it stays down where you guys are. Yikes!!! Hopefully your ears will go back to normal after your sleep.

The Websters said...

Ok. Take a little snooze. Are you telling me that you didn't get a SINGLE PHOTO of your ears? I've gotta see this.


GOOSE said...

Brave little Puddles. You are an example to us all, just marching right into the VET and taken one in the butt. You never cease to amaze me. Play this right and you could get a lot out of it from the Kerazy Lady. But I suspect she feels just awful about the whole thing. Get some rest friend and even though I know you will be A OK I will still hold you in my prayers.

Sam and Pippen said...

Hey! Where's the photos of you being the michelin man?

Get betters soon!

Sam and Pippen

Jazzi said...

Poor puddles, a shot and all!! You sleep good and hopefully you will be good as new before you know it.


Marley said...

Puddles, you make us laugh! Sorry about your butt and ears. I gave you an award! Come see!

What Remains Now said...

I'll bet you it was an anachonda bug!

Anonymous said...

The squirrels have obviously put out a contract on you. Contact the Dogfather... it's your only hope.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Miss Puddles, you can't help it if bugs find you sweet and to tempting, so tempting that they have to have a little nibble of you. Meow is very glad we don't go outside, she knows it saves her some green papers keeping us inside. We are glad you are feeling a bit better!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that this has happened to you! The neglect, I mean. Horrible treatment fur sure. I certainly hope that you bit that bug right back and made it deaded. pttththth. Sending you tons of healing vibes so you unswell & unhive (yuck) and feel better fast!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Oh my Dog! That bug MUST have been as big and vicious as a velociraptor to almost bite off your ears like that!
You have a good sleep Puddles - tell your mum a large whisky might help, hehe. Hope you feel better soon Sweetie-Pie!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Gloria Hood said...

Dang girl! What the heck kinda bugs did that to you? I'll come over and eat them all up so it never happens again! I LOVE to eat bugs! hehe
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Brian said...

I hope you are back to normal really soon Puddle! Well, back to normal for you. Hugs and smooches!

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, we hope you are feeling better soon. Pretty scary!
Have a nice nap!
Love Ruby & Penny

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we did not know you had swollen parts. That is just awful. Glad it wasn't an anaconda that bit you. Have I told you that you are really really funny. Also glad you were out of duck tape. Maybe a nice scarf gently around your ears to keep them from flopping. Puddles take care of yourself and don't let the bed bugs bit ya. Take care.

Ruby said...

Oh, my! Puddles, you needed to stay out of that vetties office or they're going to give you a room all your own! A little sign on the door that says, "Reserved for Puddles". Hope you have a nice nappie, and if you see the kerazy lady coming at you with the scotch! (She sure is a scream though!)



Casey said...

I'm sorry your mom was so mean to you and didn't realize your serious situation! I hope you feel better very soon and your ears get back to normal. (Maybe you need some puppy pictures? Squees are very healing for swollen ears! :))

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You got BUGS.... you CAN NOT have bugs... the Olympic Screening Committee is gonna catch you with em and toss your A$.. outta the olympics. We can NOT have trick ticks and Flea circus bugs..
I think it is just that you been lissening to TOO MUCH Gossip and your ears just got swollet up with it.
WHATEVER !! You gotta get WELL soon beclaws not only do we have the Olympics comin... butt guess WHAT ELSE.... we are all invited to go to HonnaRooRoo again this 4th. of July... you can't do the Hoolie Hoolie with swollet up ears.. everybuddy will be gawkin at THOSE and not your wiggly jiggly BUTT!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Dear Ms. P
We are so hoping that you are feeling betters soon and that your Mum and Girl are waiting on you hand and paw.

Mom found a hot spot on Leo today and is flippin' a biscuit. She got our the clippers and the medicines and is hoofin around the house muttering under her breath.

You'd think these Krazy Moms could learn a thing or two from us about staying calm in emergencies.

Sweet dreams Ms. P
Grady, Hot Spot Boy and Mom.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh dear, we missed the earlier post, but we are glad you got that shot. Well, no, that's not what we mean, but we are glad you got something to help you feel better. Must have been a nasty spider in your yard, or a buzzing bee of some sort. HOpe you are doing a lot better already, Puddles.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Monaco said...

get well soon! have a good sleep and keep us updated!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, a little bug did all that damage? Sure hope you feel better fast! Doesn't sound like any fun.

We think what your mom meant about not getting her fruit of da looms in a wad no mores means she doesn't wring her hands and wad her underwear when you do something strange now.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry... I'll make them an offer they can't refuse.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL "I is tuff and I sucked it up'!!
Puddles that should be your official motto.
Be sure to ask your vet for a percent of the profits when writes that book about you and your trails and tribulations. I bet you will be able to buy lots of Cheetos and beer
Madi you BFFF

Mitch and Molly said...

We sure hope you feel better soon, Puddles! We're rampin' up on the AireZen!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

georgia little pea said...

Dear P,

This is the time you can get whatever you want and I mean WHATEVER! Do not lose this opportunity just because you're feeling sleeeeeeeepy. The Typist is wondering if you got bitten by a spider. We have lots of those around here because we live in a frightening and dangerous place. Please post pictures ASAP. We like to see gruesome things. Big huggles (I just made that word up for you) xxxxoxxx (some extra kisses too).

Barbara said...

Puddles, you need to have yer mom get yew a plastic bubbles to live in. I think yer crate is infested with Puddles-eatin' cerazy bugs!!

Whiles yew was sufferin' wif da bites, Jeep was airlifted (okay, driven) to da doktor for - guess whut - ESPLODING Butt Glands! Das rite! He saw yer story and decided he needed his done bad, and started cryin' and begging fer relief.

He not even sleep when he come home cuz he was so happy his butt was fixed!

I hope yew feel better and NO ESPLODIN yer ears, k?

Mango said...

Puddles! Thank goodness you got that butt injection to make you better. Sure hope you don't go flopping your ears around too much so they explode! Yikes! Now, for that bug... whatever it was, I think you need to get a super exterminator in, right?


A MilShelb Mom said...

We are so glad you are ok! We were worried. It could be worse, you could have our Mm who freaks out and automatically thinks we are dying every time some little tiny thing happens to us.
~Milly and Shelby

harrispen said...

I hope the shot and some rest put you back on track soon. Get well Puddles.


Anonymous said...

Puddles! You don't think it's the HOPS in the beer, do you? Cuz, well, BUGS hop and so maybe they're related. I hope not. What would we do if we couldn't drink beer anymore? Mom says vodka's too expensive.

I'm sending you oodles and oodles of pawsitive wishes and brindle kisses that you feel better real, real soon.

Wiggles & Wags,

rottrover said...

Oh my DAWG, Puddles!!! We thought we were bad! Sure hope the shot helps lil ol' you!,

-Bart and Ruby

scotsmad said...

An Anaconda!!! They should take you seriously. You coulda blown up and floated away...crate an'all.

Does your VET have a special Puddles suite? or room named after you? Just an idea.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Lovable Lily said...

I agree with you about the Anaconda. What does that Vet know anyways! We're sorry bout the big needle in the Butt, butt we hope you feel better real soon.

You are getting sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lily Belle

houndstooth said...

I hear that Anaconda toxin is pretty nasty stuff! Your mom will probably have to get you whatever you want now for a long time. My mom flies out on Thursday morning, maybe I could have her take a detour on her way back to pick you up and bring you here to our house!


Amber DaWeenie said...

Is you fur sure dat dis was cause of BUGS and not just a bad reaction from some tainted cheetos or bad beer?? Sleep it off and hope you's all better by tomorrow. Butt don't tell da Momma you is better. Let hers stew fur a while!

Mr. Pip said...

I have buried all the duck tape just in case the krazy lady gets any ideas!

Glad you are home and starting to feel better. I will just save this cheeseburger ...chomp, chomp, chomp ...until you feel better. Belch!

Your pal, Pip

Cole said...

Oh, my poor little Puddles! I hope you feels better and the momma and your girl give you lots of cuddle.

Raelyn said...

I am sending healing thoughts your way!! Get well!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Nola said...

Damn Puddles. Don't you know Cheetos, beer and anacondas don't go together?
Sleep well

Bassetmomma said...

I sure do hope that shot the vet gave you helps and you feel better after your nap Puddles! We'll keep our fingers and paws crossed for you! :)

Maggie Mae said...

My Dear Puddles,

Maggie Mae has given me a crash course on all dat nursin' stuff so I am on the next train down to where you lives so I can take care of you! Until I gets dere you get your rest and keep Maggie and mom posted on how you is feelin'


jen said...

Geesh Puddles! Why do keep letting them bugs bite you? Tell your Mom to put a bug net up around the backyard to keep them away:)

Hope you are feeling better and your mom gets her fruit of the looms all straightened out:)))))))))

Anonymous said...

Dearest Puddles,

So sorry to hear you got that anaconda bite!! We hope you got the best of that thing, for sure! Too bad you had to get a butt shot...what a BUMmer...get it? Bum-mer?? Okay, now we're just getting delirious. Time for bed.

Hope you'll be all back to normal tomorrow!

Elyse and Riley

Two French Bulldogs said...

hope mom massages your hurt hiney
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

I can't believe it!
I hope you will be like new in no time!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I am glad to read that your Mommy, probably after finishing her coffee and donut finally took you for medical care. I hope you are feeling better and that the swelling has gone down. I am grateful she didn't stop in all the excitement to pose you for a picture, as I couldn't stand to see my Puddles all puffy and oogy. I hope all of your hairs are in place and that your ears are better. Maybe you could get one of those hunters hats with the flaps to keep your ears down. I am sending emergency beer and cheetos in the next mail. Be strong my sweet brave pal.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. at least its not your butt this time

Anonymous said...

Goodness Puddles
You must be quite the sight with Dumbo ears and pebbles poppin out your skin :O
Shots are no fun. Mom says she probably would have bit the vet with the big needle. When Docs do stuff that hurts, she tends to get a tad angry. She thinks they could be a lot nicer than they usually are Grrrrr.
Wishin you well my furiend! No more visits to the Evil VET!
By the way, what kind of bug did this to you?

Waggin at ya,

georgia little pea said...

Oi Puds, hope your ears don't still look like balloons. Thinking of ya! X

Minna Krebs said...

OHMYDOGNESS!! I stop in to check on you, and find you are all bitten and swelled up! I am filled with da worriedness about my dear friend ......
If you need help, I will saddle-up Lucy and head to
da Carolinas with da quickness!.....
(do I turn left or right when I get to Alabama?)

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles you just be having a terrible life with the pooper all in an uproar now your ears blown up like balloons. Is your long middle O.K.? Oh no I see hair number 87 out of place.
Sweet William The Scot

Asta said...

Oh my dawling Puddles
I had no idea, I was so pweoccoopioed wif getting Mommi's panties out of wads, can't imagine the agony you've been thwoo, wif shots and swolleden up eaws..I am sending a wush owdew of healing smoochies to you toot sweet
get some good wests
smoochie kisses

Kristine said...

I am so glad everything worked out okay and hope you recover from your horrible ordeal at the clinic. We humans can over-react at times. I don't know how you put up with us!

Posie said...

OH MA GOODERYNESS PUDDLES!!! I IZ SOOO SORRY, I HAS NUTT KNOWD YOO HAS BEED ILL!! Yoo poor littel fing, is yoo okays now?!??! I has nutt beed own fur a fyoo days, i didd nutt knows aboutt yoor biyte n yoor eyez n eers, yoo littel muffin!!! Gett well liyke NOW okays!?! love n likkers, pdorg xoxox

Kitty+Coco said...

Whew Lawd, the welts are no fun at all. Totally agree on the flavored Benadryl. Bubble gum my butt. Mom poured the stuff down my throat once and I yakked it up all over the house as a thank you. Get some rest (or heck, at least give your mom a rest).


ABBY said...

purr purr purr
**purr purr purr**
purr purr purr

feel betters miss puddles!


Patrice and Higgins said...

So your ears are all puffed up like balloons...from a bug?! That must be some kind of bug!! Tkse care and get better soon!


Berts Blog said...

Oh My Puddles, I sure hope you are feeling better by today. I bet that shot hurt but it probably made the swelling go down some.
Time to let us know how your doing.
we need an update.

Kaunis Nelli said...

I hope you slept well and are better now. That story was horrendous.

KB said...

Sleep well and get all better, Puddles. We can start a fund for your therapy if you want. You can lie on a couch, eat cheetos, and tell someone about all your troubles. I bet that you'd love that.

Seriously, I'm really glad that you're okay. I've seen that happen to K and it's scary!