Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Olympics Dis and Dat

Hellos there and Happy Wednesday!
I don't knows if ya'll knows dis or not but da Blogville Olympics is comin' up...duh...
...and you has until midnight tonight to gets your fotos in fur all events.

Now lemme tells ya'll...
I thoughted I would try eatin' healthier to gets me in tip top shape
fur da Olympic events.
 So I thought I would try me some veggietables...
"NOM NOM NOM"

Wanna sees what happened....
I threw up.
Dats my vomit!

Veggietables is dangerous to your health.
I is gonna sticks to Cheetos from now on.

Puddles

PS: Current list of Diggers....

Corbin
Sugar
 Chip
Winnie
Marley
Stormy
Shiloh
Asta
Henry
Bailey
Shadow
Ginger and Shadow
Sweepy
Chuckie
Zola
Dusty
Stella
Lily Belle
Nora B. Webster
Bridget
Goose
Deccy
Sasha
Jazzi
Addy
Ivy
Bella
Sarge
Shelldon
Roo
Mayzie
Finn
Sally Ann
Dante
Madi
Shawnee
Casey
Ryker
Sweet William
Stanzie
Wyatt
Molly
Nola
Lorenza
Oskar
Lily
Rubie
Freya Rose
Winston

email fotos to:
allison(dot)schubert(at)gmail(dot)com

52 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles...you were suppose to bring them to a gentle boil with a few pieces of hamhock NO EAT THE RAW eewwwww I bet they had pee mail on them too.
Just sayin'
Your BFFFF Madi

Gloria Hood said...

Oh yucky! Shoulda done what Madi said!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Mango said...

Hurka, hurka, hurka. Get in shape. Eat more grass. I, Mango do not barf the grass (but I do sometimes have to have it manually extracted from my backsides).

Slobbers,
Mango

Marg said...

Good looking bomit Puddles. Yuck. That is what happens when you eat that stuff raws. Looks like you have lots and lots of diggers. We just couldn't get to digging. Take care.

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles mom was just visiting a young friend here in Raleigh who has a blog about her family and her pugs...
Check this out for a precious picture
http://modlinmayhem.blogspot.com/

Lindy and I are both 10.
Avery is the Princess of the family.
Hugs Madi

What Remains Now said...

Hi Puddles...Freedom, Casper and Nikki here. We agree. We usually hold the grass in our tummies for a little while longer though, so it's all black and extra icky when it comes up. Just a tip from us to you.

Lovable Lily said...

What a great way to start my Mommys day Puddles by looking at your veggies the second time around ~ YUCKS! That's why we dont eat many green things around here. Every time we do, they magically reappear. So remember this.... Green is BAD!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Dang, Puddles, has you not been paying attenshun? Fur how long has I been telling you SAY NO TO VEGGIES? BLECH!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, cool pukie! I rarely eat veggies for just that reason. Mom has to cook them in my homemade food for me to eat them. BOL. For a really great gross-out, try eating strings of carpet, then go pukie! Your Mom will go crazy. Trust me on this one! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

houndstooth said...

We just say no to vegetables at our house, too! Bleck!

Bunny

K9 Katastrophie said...

Poor Puttles....

Licks,
Ruthie

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Puddles Puddles Puddles... what are we gonna do with you?? Did you furget that you are supposed to CHEW your RAW veggies like 87 times...????
That way when they come back out they make a LOVELY shade of Green Foam.
Butt if you would have followed Madi's recipe... you can just slug em down.
Impulse Control.... Think INPULSE CONTROL.

Casey said...

Doggies were made carnivores, and that's what we should be. So I only eat carnis!

Molly The Wally said...

Wow what a list Puddles. You and me are two of a kind when it comes to the green stuff. Have a great Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Bassetmomma said...

Who knew veggies were so bad for you! Thanks for letting us know, I'll be sure to tell Freddie and Gloria. :)

GOOSE said...

You know what helps keeps veggies down? Beer. Yep it's true. It's a scientific fact. It's in all the science magazines and journals. Only side effect is if you over do it on the beer you puke beer. But at least the greens stay down.
Blessings,
Goose

jen said...

I bet the veggie didn't taste good because you forgot to add seasoning!

The Websters said...

Ok, you can eat SOME veggies. For example, I love to eat carrots. Sometimes, I leave them laying around on the floor for 3 or so days and then eat them. Aged carrots are the best.

You were SO RIGHT when you asked if Master's Mom took the photo. I don't know how on earth you can even distinguish between Mrs. Master's fine photo taking skills and that of Master's Mom. They are so very similar!

Ok, one more thing on this very long comment. I got a few swigs of Mrs. Master's iced coffee this morning and it was DELICIOUS. You can imagine her delight when she saw me sampling it.

I can't wait to come and visit your Starbucks now!

Nora

The Websters said...

We were just wondering why no one had noticed the mustaches. Especially when mine comes out so well in this photo!

Nora

mayziegal said...

Whew! You sure do haves a lotta diggers!

Um, I eats LOTS of grass. Mom says I'm addicted but I can stop at any time. Honest! Sometimes I puke it up, too, but then I just eat it all over again. No, seriously. I can stop at any time. (Plus, it's kinda fun to see mom's face get all squishy when I start eating the puked-up grass. Heehee!)

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, that's a great lesson for us too, Puddles. Phantom has been trying for years and years to get those veggies to go down and stay down. He just never seems to learn:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

mayziegal said...

PUddles! I just read the Blogville Chronicles and...and...you would buy me a JENNY PIGG if you could get anything from PetSmart???? Wow. You're like the very bestest furend in the whole wide world!!!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Finn said...

Aw, hope you are feeling better! And that you get some good cheetos real soon too!

Nola said...

Yuck, Puddles! I hope you feel better soon
Nola

Erin and Co. said...

OMD I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!

Mitch and Molly said...

We are gonna make sure that our mom sees this! Thank you, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Brian said...

Thank you for the kond and thoughtful words on the passing of my beloved Alex. I appreciate you. Sister Gracie from Brian's Home

Inger said...

I wonder why my dogs like to eat the green stuff when the result is always the same??? Just like yours, on MY carpet!! Hmmm, do you think I may have some dumb dogs? Or do they know something I don't?

Corbin said...

Is it your birthday yet? I bet you thought I forgot, but I didn't. I'm still patiently waiting and will be getting your super awesome birthdayness in the mail soon. However, you will not be able to open it until your birthday. I have rules.
-Corbin
PS. I still dig you.

Corbin said...

That's Brutus, you goober. I guess I'll let it slide since I think it's a good thing you don't know an Emmett butt from a Brutus butt. You know my butt though, right? Brutey was with my like two months ago... then he got adopted, and now he's back as my foster brother again. I think you might have missed that last week since you've been super busy speeding up your birthday, so I'll get you up to speed because I like you ;-)
-Corbin

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

How many times must we tell you only to throw up on the best rug!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Yup, Cheetos from now on. don't stray from that plan!

Kisses,

Ruby

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
That is too funny!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;-}
You do realize, however, that I now have a very valid excuse to avoid any and all "veggietables"!! It is your fault.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Sweet William The Scot said...

You must always use bacon grease on veggies that way they slide right through to the other end.
Well since you are soooooo long maybe wash it down with two beers.
Sweet William The Scot

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

I totally agrees wif Goose on dis. I am on my way to your house wif a six pack.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS our mom sent you a foto of your sweetie Max fur your Olympic event!

Peggy Frezon said...

Wow that's a lot of pawticipants in the Olympics!

Gotta agree, veggies aren't what they're cracked up to be. Try desserts.

Sarah Sandberg said...

Eewww :) Thank goodness my Weens rarely do that but I have a few kitties who like to share harfs. :)

XoXo's
Sarah & le Weens
http://doxiejibberish.blogspot.com/

Cole said...

Yeesh, Puddles! You're supposed to eat carrots, strawberries and tomatoes...at least that's what we "harvest" in our house.

All this Olympics stuff is making me wish I was a real dog blog, so I could enter!

Ann Oon said...

We just found out that we LOST a couple of you on our friends list... (and i am wondering where everyone went.. summer hols perhaps.. cos no one is posting). Then i realised i couldn't find your blog and Pip's on my list.. where did they all go missing.. *LOL*

Our apologies Puds... i really did not know who stole our lists and made it shorters.

I am the thinkings your momma is gross.. cos she takes pics of your pukes.. *LOL* But i do love to eat grass too.. and usually i pukes in the garden after that.

woofs n licks,
Dommy

Two French Bulldogs said...

yep, don't eat that stuff, yuk
Benny & Lily

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Maybe you would like a nanananna,, I love them, and blue berrys too, but no no no veggys!
I hope you feels better soon.
love
tweedles

Posie said...

eeeeeeew, thanks for that little pleasant surprise there whilst eating my cereal at 6.30 in the morning! hahahaha! Posie's name isn't on the list, sorry, but it's true (as she would say!) haha! Take care, Posie's mum, xx

Kaunis Nelli said...

Me like Mango, eating but no vomiting and....

Asta said...

Puddles, I'm wif yoo
I have twied eating gwass, aways wif the same wesult that you have..it shoold come wif a wawning
Smoochie kisses
Asta

Mr. Pip said...

Say no to vegetables! Heck NO, we won't GO ...to the vegetable garden that is.

Actually, I do fancy a carrot or piece sweet potato once in awhile, but THAT'S IT! No green stuff! Unless it is green beer for St. Paddy's Day.

Your pal, Pip

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We do that with our veggies, too! (And for some reason, Mom doesn't like it...) We are not diggers, so we didn't enter your event, but it looks like you've got a great crew there!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

ABBY said...

Puddles
we do dat two when we eats da greenies.

purrs
Abby

Soggibottom said...

:-) Freya never throw up, she just digs for Victory :-) You take care and eat grass babes :-) X X X

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Hmm... we eat grass and it stays down just fine most of the time. Maybe your mom needs to grow you a different kind of grass?

We're so disappointed our desktop computer died; it has all our photos on it and Abby couldn't enter your awesome digging event. She would have medaled for sure.

Jed & Abby

KB said...

When will all you pups learn that grass doesn't sit well? I've seen that sight on my floor too many times!

Due to our sad situation, we didn't enter any events. We'll be part of the cheering crowds!

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, DUH!!!!! Of course veggies are bad, I figured you knew better. What got into your head to try that. Have you been watching Dr. Oz again?? You know he's crazy, I mean he comes from Oz. Thank you also for sharing the aftermath, thank dogness it was at least a nice color and dare I say, almost artistic. Now lets get serious, I need more squirrel and possum for the party eats. Let me know.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. even mouse would be ok, it just takes longer to fillet

Declan said...

How'd I miss this? Duh. Only you could have a picture of your vomit and get away with it. Want a beer? Deccy x