Friday, July 20, 2012

My Friday Post with a Scarf and a Burp

Thank you fur joining me today on dis luverly Friday.
Dis is me in my scarf/nana from my good pal Oskar.
He had Iams send it to me cuz they official sponsors of
of London Olympic Games.

Today, I wanna tells ya'll a little story, a true story.
(these be re-enactment fotos)

Lemme begins...
Dis week we hads company, my dad mom and brudders.
They camed all da way from...somewheres far off.
Well when peoples come to my house I has to make them pet me.
So I gotted up in one of his brudder's laps and tolded him to pet me.
He petted me, liked da good hooman he should be.

And then does ya'll knows what I done?
I burped right in his face..
likes dis....
 "BUUUUUUUUURP"

 and then I laughed hysterically.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Dad's brudder didn't laugh though, said it smelled likes Cheetos.
Then he passed out.

(There was suppose to be a drawin' I done heres but Blogger wouldn't lets me upload it cuz apparently I has too many pictures and I has metted my pikture quota...WTF?)

Now him has concussion.
But don't worry, I is okays.

See, wasn't dat a great story?
Hehehehehe!
I thoughted it was HILARIOUS!!!!

Okays I done.

Puddles

52 comments:

Ann Oon said...

and a urmm.. burP?

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Puddles what a gracious Southern Lady you are. You know they say burping is a compliment to the cook or in this case the Cheeto Factory. Your smile and your burp are similar.

Mom and I had an issue with our pics earlier this year we had to rob a bank to buy more space..Just kidding it was a very reasonable price
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Ann Oon said...

when you dids that burps.. you should have farted too.. *LOL* then he'll have a double konkussions... ops! that's not a very nice thing to say rite... ops!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! Are you sure it was the Cheetos on your breath that got him, or was it the alkie hall?

Bunny

Bobbi said...

I like what Madi and Mom said!! LOL!! Puddles, you're something!

What Remains Now said...

Sounds like Blogville may need to add a "Burping" event to the Olympic competition.

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! You are too funny Puddles! Hey we had that same problem with the photos. We finally just upgraded.

Licks,
Ruthie

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Darn girrrrrl. It is a shame that your company came while you are Trainin fur Deccy's event. I guess you were outta Pharrrrrrts. THAT would have been so much more.. Effective.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH Squirrel Snot... I was feelin so bad about you not being able to share one of your Special Pharrrrts with your company... that I totally furgot to say how purddy you look in your Bandana. YEP you do fur SURE.

jen said...

LMAO, you Miss Puddles, are one classy lady! We have to let all that hot air out sometimes right?

Lovable Lily said...

Hey Cheeto Breath, I think I gotta go see the Vet Lady because my belly hurts so much from laughing. That must have been one stinky burp!

Love your scarf. I think we shop at the same store!

Are we missing something about Blogger and the number of pictures?? Or are you talking about a picture hosting site.... I'm confused.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Winnie said...

I always say "Better out than in".

Love and licks, Winnie

Molly The Wally said...

Have a burppingly good day Puddles and we look forward to more adventures as always.
Best wishes Molly

Casey said...

BOL! What a gracious Southern lady you are, Puddles!

Your scarf looks grreat, by the way! I have mine all ready to wear when I watch the opening ceremonies of the humans' games.

Sam and Pippen said...

Always acting like a lady should...

Sam and Pippen

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, that is hysterical and hilarious too. Poor Brudder. Hope he is going to be all right. No more burping, ya hear. Puddles, run outside, there is a tiny breeze and it feels really good. Hope You have a super Friday.

Inger said...

How funny about your burp! I love my Soldier so much, so I pet and pet and pet him. He goes into a trance, and then he BURPS! Just like you did. I haven't fainted yet though, but thanks for the warning. And thanks for all your nice comments on my fire scare. They really cheered me up.

Gloria Hood said...

BOL! Well done Puddles!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

BordoggyTerrier said...

I pride myself on my fishy breath you know, it must be good, I mean eat good food, few treats (sadly) and drink well - to produce my super smelling sweet breath of elixier....it's so good it knocks Mummy2Legs sideways when I am sitting in the front footwell of the car in front of her....we have a very long car journey planned soon, I am practising my breathing as we bark in order to keep the car smelling sweet - they will all be so pleased with me! x

Patrice and Higgins said...

BOL!!! I think you should have let a fart rip as well!!! BOL!!

~Higgins

harrispen said...

Puddles, your laughing face is a bit scary. I think when brudder was petting you it was like burping a baby and you couldn't help but release that gas.

Cindy

Linda said...

BOL Puddles you are making my mom laugh this morning...
Were you drinking toilet water?

XO Cinnamon

Peggy Frezon said...

Wow that must have been some burp! Well good thing you suffered no ill effects. Hope you gave brother a nice lick in the face to wake him up after his fall. I'm sure your sweet breath would have helped that situation.

Bassetmomma said...

Oh, Puddles you sure do know how to entertain company! LOL!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,
You is my kind of gal!

Yours,
Max

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

He couldn't handle a little burpage? Wimp.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Guess we can never underestimate the power of the Cheeto!!!

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Ruby said...

Those darn Cheetos! Well, Pudds, it wasn't REALLY your fault ~ I mean, what can a pup do? (a follow-up farty really would have sold it though!!)

Stay classy!

Kisses,

Ruby

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahahahaha!!! We LOVE the photos!
~Milly and Shelby


and the story, of course. We love the story, too.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

A-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! That WAS hilarious, we are going to have to try that. We are so glad you didn't fall on the floor when he passed out, you could have hurt yourself if you hadn't landed on him.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Nola said...

BOL BOL BOL!!! You give all us Southern girls a good name!
P.S.
There's somethin' in pineapple that makes dumb blonde brother stop eatin' poop.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles... I just came back from a nice Stroll around Blogville.... and I gotta say... YOU have the Best Laff and SMILE in the "HOLE" place.. HOLE ... as in DIGGING ... Get it? I made a Frankie Friday Funny fur YOU.

ABBY said...

Man Puddles
I hasta to learn how to do a Cheeto burp so I can do dat trick to anyone who comes into my houwze.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Mitch and Molly said...

You are just way too funny, Puddles! Thank you for the laughs!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

georgia little pea said...

Good morning Pudds! Thanks for giving The Slack Typist a kick up the butt for me! She's being quiet because she has nothing to say and may be addicted to watching reruns on telly. So hard to get good help these days.

I can't believe you made someone pass out with your burp! What a wuss. However, if it's true and not a work of fiction, please send The Typist your recipe for such potent breath. I can think of a few people I'd like to conk out with it.

Have a great weekend! Huggles X

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles, you are such a purty Dachsie! Such white toothies and such captivating dark eyes. And your whisker bumps! They are so cute!!! You ARE such a beautiful girl!

Love,
Ruthie's mom

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You did what?

You reached your quota? Email us and we'll send you directions on how to recover as much of your storage as you're willing to work for. But DO NOT -- DO NOT delete any photos from your Picasa account cause you will delete them from your blog.

Mango said...

Thank goodness you are OK. Goodness, when that human took a tumble he might have squished you all flat.

Slobbers,
Mango

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Brilliant. Just brilliant!! Did he really pass out? That wuss!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Barbara said...

We all knows dat burp was caused by BEER, not Cheetoes. Fer a lady, yew sure have weird boy habits!!

PS: Tanks fer da nice comments yew left me. I really appreciated it!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

That scarf looks so good on you!

chicamom85 said...

Hehehe haw haw haw, that is a good one Puddles. Nice job girlfriend! I hope you had a little beer mixed in to give it extra oomph and odor. Welcome to the house of Puddles, my friend!! It is lucky for him that you weren't practicing for tuneful farting.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. ok sorry but Mom says no mice now, it is just too much work. She is kerazy too, you know how it is with Moms.

chicamom85 said...

p.s.s. you rock that nana girl!

Cole said...

Oh my goodness! You is so funny!

Two French Bulldogs said...

beeeee u teee ful
Benny & Lily

Declan said...

No one could pass out at the smell of Cheetos...surely?! Have you tried Light Image Resizer for your pics?
http://www.afterdawn.com/software/desktop/image_editing/light_image_resizer.cfm

Deccy x

Elyse and Riley said...

Hahaha! Good going, Puddles! Way to make your Dad's brother feel right at home. Maybe you were just trying to share the joy that is Cheetos with him?!? Yeah, yeah, that's it!!

Have a great weekend!

Elyse and Riley

Kaunis Nelli said...

Just today we were going shopping and mom asked "did ya burp backside" and opened car windows... so no concussion here...

KB said...

Oh Puddles, I needed something to smile about, and you gave it to me!

K would sometimes do the same thing to me. I'd lean down to kiss her on the nose, and she'd burp. I thought it was cute and would always laugh. I can't believe that the brudder didn't think it was cute. Did K teach you that trick?

BTW, about the picture quota, I met the quota years ago, and I pay something like $5 a year for extra storage space. No big deal.... except that I can't remember what I had to click on to do it.

The Websters said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's such a great story. I do that to Mrs. Master all the time. She really likes it.

I'm really disappointed by the lack of a drawing. Will there be one eventually?

Nora

Erin and Co. said...

I laughed!! I can't believe you didn't even take a picture of the brudder passed out?!

-Tex

Repositório said...

Hahahahah! I´m laughing!
We´re from Brazil and we loved your blog!!
Marilia & Bavarescats