Wednesday, August 29, 2012

87 Days Later I gotted a package

About 87 days ago and 87 days laters I gotted a pressie in da mail from Frankie and Ernie...
it was a replacememt from da one they sented earlier but it was taken to Mars and then Jupitor
See, they sent me a package, I never gotted it.
Then they sent me a card, I never gotted it.
Then da card was sent back to them sayin' there was no mailbox to deliver it too.
Yea, I was thinkin' WTF?????
I has a freakin' mailbox cuz da post office made us stick one on da road instead of on our house "to save money"
Don't get me started on dat.

Anyways, so Frankie gotted da card sent back to him...
...and he even sent a foto of it fur verification of my addy.
Well, kerazy lady becomed stoopid lady and was all like..."Yes, that's our address!"...
....well, duh, no it wasn't!
Da house number wadn't right.

But anyways, dis is what they sent to replace da lost pressie.

I can fit my head in heres...hehehe...but I don't get why kittehs likes boxes so much.

"Geez, look at all dis stuffs"

"Mmmmmm...dat smells heavenly"
Dat thingy is a licky thingy...it has a roller ball and you licks it.

I gots a chewy teef brush...OMD, I want anudder one!

Nows dis is my kind of teef brush!

I finished it off in one sittin'.
We don't get chewy stuffs cuz Albert is da Alpha and he gets pissed if we has chewy stuffs and then he tries to steals 'em...but he not knows I had dis...bwhahahahahahaha...sucker!

Hers all my stuffs...I likes cows with horns, horns remind me of ME.
Nows has you evers seen a car magnet so perfect fur da Weenie Mobile? No, I think not.
And theres my licky thing.
Frankie and Ernie also sent My Girl some candy but hers done took them downstairs to eat and to rot hers teefies out.

Nows, I not has da udder fotos of da udder package done yet so we'll all has to wait until da kerazy lady stops bein' busy.
Aaaaaaaand I gotted sumptin' super cool from Remington too so guess what?
You has to wait to sees dat too.

Okays I sees ya'll back heres on Friday.
Puddles

60 comments:

Bassetmomma said...

I'm so glad you finally gots your package Puddles. Those are some super cool pressies too! I love the magnet. :)

Madi and Mom said...

WHOA GIRL YOU MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT!! I GUESS THIS PROVES ANYTHING WORTH HAVING IS WORTH WAITING FOR. MOL I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME POST PERSON!! LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR GIRLS NAIL POLISH AND OF COURSE YOUR MATCHING NAILS. You might need to share your toof brush with her once she finishes the candy.
HUGS AND NOSETAPS
MADI YOUR BFFF

houndstooth said...

What fantastic loot! We have one of those Lickety Sticks, too, and I know why you like it. I hope that balloon dog wasn't supposed to pop and scare you or something. You know how Frankie loves a good prank!

Bunny

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, is you sure you didn't just runs over da mailbox da last time you droves da Pinto out of da driveway? Jus' an idea!

So glad you gotted your pressies. 87 days is a looooong time to wait fur such nice pressies!

Mango said...

The Mango is confused. If you have no mailbox where did your packages go and then when you got a mail box did it make your mom mentals or something that she could not remember even totally where you live? Some doggie is enjoying YOUR loot, no doubt.

Glad you got a replacement package.

Slobbers,
Mango

Molly The Wally said...

That is some swag Puddles and we are diggin your blue nails. Is that nail pawlish? We hope you have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

The Websters said...

What cool presents!

So, I was just thinking the other day about what it would be like if anyone skipped school on back to school day and maybe spread a rumor that they are sick and....oh wait...it's like that movie...Ferris Bueller.

Sounds like it would be kinda funny but since I'm teaching, I can't really skip. However, I WOULD NEVER encourage any students to steal their dad's really expensive car and drive it in a parade or anything just so I could get a good laugh.

Nora

Shelle Pennington said...

We love the teefies brush too.... that is the best and only way to teefies brush, but won't mind if you slather on that 'tastes like rattlesnake which everyone knows tastes like chicken' toothpaste you gots.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz were thinkin'the same thing Madi an'Mom said - your gurl needz tue uze your toofbrush when she iz dun with her candy. That iz one cool pressie box - so glad u FINALLY got one.

Shiloh here - youshood come on over tue Team Beaglebratz tue c my announcement - it iz sooper-dooper.

Shiloh'n Shasta

Reuben said...

Wow, those is awesome Puddles! You chewed that toothsbrush really good. Oh, and sorry about this, but if I was there I would has tried to take it from you. I no is anything personal, that is just the kind of dog I is. That was super-nice of Frankie! I is glad you finally gotted it.

Love,
Reuben

Remington said...

Very awesome presents, my friend! Sometimes the mailman keeps them on the shelf for a long time before he or she brings them to us....not fair! I am happy you got the one I mailed you....thanks again....

Finn said...

Very awesome box!! It was well worth the wait I bet, right?!

Asta said...

Oh my dog Puddles
Between the stoopid post office and cwazy hoomans. it's a wondew you gots anything even aftew 87hundewt days, but WOW! that was wowf waitng fow//I've nevew seen one of those lickety things ow that kind of cool bwush ow such a vewy handsome cow, and btw, I do love youw nailpolishes
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Casey said...

Wow, that's a lot of cool stuff! I want it to be my birthday! Too long to wait. Siiiigh.

jen said...

What a fun package! That sticker is hilarious and so perfect for you Puddles!

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles, be careful with that licky thing. It gave Shawn explosive poops!! Other than that, it is a really cool idea! The post office made Mamma put up a mailbox too! How dumb!

Anyway, cool toys and stuff!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH PUDDLES... I am SOOOOO glad that you FINALLY got a Pressie fur your Birfday... I know you must have felt sooooooo unloved and THAT is NOT TRUE.

WHEW... I thought that some mailperson had a dog who needed a pressie. WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
SO glad you liked your stuffs.

Berts Blog said...

Wow, you had to wait a long time but I can see it was well worth the wait.

enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy

Love
Bert

Marg said...

That was a very long wait Puddles. That is one wonderful package of goodies. What fun. We like that toof brush thing. Now you have clean toofies too. Maybe the red guy is a goat. They have horns. You didn't know us when we had our goat. Her name was Peepers .

harrispen said...

Looks like all that loot was worth the wait. That Frankie and his mom really know how to shop.

Cindy

GOOSE said...

All worth the wait. But I still want to know where the first package ended up. Maybe the mail person noticed that there was no such address and kept it. And who wouldn't with all that great stuff! I have never had a licky thingy (well except my MOM) but she does not come with a roller ball (that would be fun though). I guess this is a lesson for me that waiting can pay off. As you know I am waiting to see why the hiking boots are in the living room. You know next time Bert gives me something I am gonna tell him I didn't get it and then he can give it to me again. Puddle you little Devil puttin' ideas in my head like that.
Blessings,
Goose

Nola said...

Mail people are just Awful! I'm glad you finally got your package!
Nola

Lovable Lily said...

Lucky dog, lucky, lucky, lucky! Those are totally pawsome gifts especially the yummies.

We're glad the postal person finally found you on this earth. I hope that the martians on Mars are enjoying the first package.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Sam and Pippen said...

Hey... did you ever think that maybe Albert and Whitney stole the first package? They probably go into their condos and squeak what should have been your stuffys and eat what should have been your treats! Not only that but they are probably neenering you behind your back!

Sam and Pippen

Mr. Pip said...

My name is Pip and I like to sleep in boxes ...does that make me some kind of weird dog cat hybrid?

The roller licky thingy sounds fun - what does it taste like?

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: You actually let someone paint your toenails? I don't like people touching my toes - just trying trimming them and I go hog wild!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That is a purrfect magnet! Meowm brought home some of those licky things, but we were not impressed. However, some of our furiends were, so they got them instead.

You are very lucky to be getting so many packages!!!

Ruby said...

Oh, Puddles, you SCORED!!! Wows! You got some fab stuff! You know, sometimes my Ma goes all ding-a-ling and does stuff like your Moms (gettin' your addy wrong? Yup, somethin' my Ma would do!) Good thing they have us, or no tellin' what would happen to them!!

Kisses,

Ruby

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whew, good thing the second package made it, Puddles, or we would have been worried that either the squirrels or the Crazies next door were messing with you.

Very nice pressies from Frankie and Ernie. It is so great to have good friends.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Wow, you lucky girl. Quick hide them before the blobs see them :)
Loving the blue nails!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Brian said...

That sure was a nice bunch of goodies and I'm glad it finally made it to you!

Brian said...

That sure was a nice bunch of goodies and I'm glad it finally made it to you!

Corbin said...

How abouts you just in that box and get shipped to me? If it fits, it ships, right?
-Corbin

Corbin said...

Uh, yea... that didn't make sense. How about it was supposed to say "How abouts you just jump in that box and get shipped to me?" duh. I got so excited, I forgot a word!
-Corbin

Soggibottom said...

Maybe your postie as a grump like ours :-) No sense of humor and refuses to leave anything with next door... just as well I always keep my eye's open for him... He gets no further than the gate and then I let everyone know he is around... stuff looks too good, want to see more to make me dribble.
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

Cole said...

Wow, you got some good stuffs!

The mail people here stink too. I have a divot in my front yard from the mail truck, after they made me put my mailbox by the road too.

ABBY said...

Now Puddles dat wuz worth waitin furr!!!!
WowIE!!!!!!!!
Dat wuz sum grat stuffs!!

purrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, with all the waiting you had to do, you still came out pretty good for your birthday. I love your pressies, I want that cow, you know I like horns too. We are twins after all my devil girly. I love those chewy toofy brushes. Mommy only gets them once in a while claws I kind of make a mess with them, but it is soooo worth it. I am so happy that you got all that cool stuff and I can't wait to see what my handsome sweety Remington sent you. I must admit along with Pip that I too am a box addict. I love sleeping in boxes. Maybe Pip and I could go to meetings and be each others sponsor. I will check with the Pip and see, but for now, I am gonna crawl in my favorite box and go to sleep.

Luv u my sweet pal Sasha

scotsmad said...

You WON in the end, Puddles, 'cause you got TWO packages from F & E!!!

Great stuff in there.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

georgia little pea said...

My goodness Pudds. Your human is a bit duh, isn't she? She might be related to My Typist. You think?

I didnt know you can eat toothbrushes! I will give mine a go the next time they stick that horrible frothy thing into my mouth. I like bones for cleaning a lot better. Speaking of fearsome teefers, where are yours? Hmm?

Also, you are obviously not getting out and digging and dreading things enough! Your nail polish is STILL impeccable. And it matches your human's too. BWAH haha!!! How girly :) X

Mitch and Molly said...

What supercool gifts, Puddles! We love your blue toenails!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Good things come to those who wait and it looks like you got some good things!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

PeeS What no beer and cheetos? ;)

Murray's Mouth said...

Wow, some fun fun stuff! Enjoy!

Lorenza said...

Sure it worth the waiting time, right?
Pawesome presents, Puddles!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

What Remains Now said...

That package looks like it was worth the wait. The toothbrush has me intrigued. I'm sure those would be popular in our home. Can't wait to hear about the other package.

Two French Bulldogs said...

well worth an 87 day wait!
Snorts
Benny & Lily

Marley said...

Wow! What a great gift box, Puddles. I know all about packages not arriving or taking 4 ever to get to my mountains. I love getting boxes with surprises! Happy day!

Sankissjuice said...

I sympathise with you. I hate waiting for mails that take forever to arrive. I want to get one of those licky, chewy tooth brush for my Boy too. It looks so yummy and achieves great dental care.

I'm back,
Sankissjuice

PS I will be sending your lady an email soon. Need some technical advice.

Declan said...

They are some presents Pudds mate! Err can I just say I think red is more your colour when it comes to nail polish....hehe! Deccy x

Kaunis Nelli said...

I think postmen should be part-time detectives- that would be fun, trying to locate people when you have a wrong adress.

Cotton said...

Oooh! Presents :)
Cotton

Wyatt said...

Puddles,
That is a lot of loot! Luv the rubber dog toy, I could have some fun with that. I had one of those lickety sticks once. I wanted to eat the whole thing...guess it's better for a more patient dog, such as yourself.

Wyatt

Peggy Frezon said...

I'm glad you finally got your pkg! And too bad the other one got lost. Isn't it fun celebrating with special friends!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
What fun pressies!! I always enjoy getting mail!! And better late than never.... Right? ;)
What?! You are going to have everybody wait to see your other packages?! Seriously?! You are killing me here!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Wooooooos! Those are really nice pressies you got! We have never heard of / seen those lickety sticks so we do hope you'll take a picture of it when it's opened. What's in there that make you wanna lick it?

Tucker said...

Those licky things are yummy. I get mine when i gets a pedicure...

woof - Tucker

Inger said...

Puddles, this is turning into your never ending birthday! I can't wait to see your next present and I also want to see those lickety sticks, OK.

Sam said...

Hey Puddles, that's really cool. You really made out nicely with all the presents.

Pibble said...

Sparkling white toofers AND pretty nail! That's my Puddles!

Repositório said...

OMG! You´re so cute!

Enid said...

i am liking the Tooth Brush (BIG TIME)
your soooo lucky, I has to have the Horrible plastic tooth devil!!!!
Enid x