Wednesday, September 5, 2012

What I Has Been Doin'

Hellos, it me Puddles D. Rainwater...duh, dis is MY blog so who else would it be?
So anyways, as you can obviously sees we has been buzy, buzy, buzy...

Yep, buzy I say.
I is da purty one in da middle by da way.
Please note dat my sissy is on da couch...hers turnin' into a regular dog by golly!

Wells, ya'll remembers how da kerazy lady had dat tennis ball stucked in her elbow?
Yesterday her went to da elbow Dr. and him tolded hers dat he can't do no more
Cortizone shots in her elbow...her only had one.
Wanna knows why?
Her furst shot turned her elbow white....hehehehe.
Like dis....
I drew dat pikture.
Soooooo, him tolded her dat da discoloration ain't dat common ...him only sees it abut once every three years or so...and only in hoomans dat has had multiple shots...never in a hooman dat only had one shot like mum....and her was all like
"I didn't expect anything normal to happen"
Seriosly, ya'll knows all kinds of kerazy crap happens to us.
Oh and then da Elbow Dr. brung in anudder doctor to look at it.
Ooooonly her, what can I say.
Nows, her only option is surgery...but da Dr. can't even do dat cuz of da discoloration cuz he be afraid her won't heal good.
Kerazy Lady just be stuck right nows so just ignore all da typos we has.

In udder more important news...I has been doin' Back To School Bash stuffs...
but it's a secret.
I had to send mum out to do some Back To School shoppin' and hers couldn't find what I needed and so hers did dis and dat and I'll be quite nows.
I explain when da mum takes my glamour shots...or school piktures done.
My backpack is almost packed too.

Okays I is done but I'll definitely be back on Friday. 

Oh wait, I must shows ya'll a foto of me just in case ya'll furgotted what I look like.
I still hawt and I STILL has my blue paw polish on.


What Remains Now said...

Your poor mom! I hope the whiteness goes away soon so she can get her surgery. Puddles, has anyone ever told you, you look hawt. You do.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

You are HAWT, that's fur sure!
We hope the Doctor is able to figure out the best option for your Mom's elbow. Your poor Mom.

Mango said...

Oh man! My Master gets the cortisone in his backsides like totally all the time. Hope he doesn't turn white too. Here's hoping mom gets whatever she needs to eradicate the tennis ball.


Lovable Lily said...

Ive never heard of your Mom's delicate condition ~ White Elbow! That is most interesting. Are ya sure she ain't an Alien? You better check that one out and quickly too.... We hope she is feeling better but with that tennis ball stuck in there, me thinks she needs to give up the game.

Back to school ~ Yuck! I hope you get a picture of your Personal Assistant on her first day back. She is such a cutie.

You are BEAUTIFUL as always Puddles!

Lily Belle

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles what a beautiful picture of you, Albert and Whitney and your Girls feet. Give Whitney a huggy for us and tell her well done on getting on the couch.

Message to your Mum....
Puddles Mum we are so sorry about your ouchie...We certainly hope with time and rest your arm will feel better. Did you get a note from your Doctor excusing you from all domestic duties? MOL like that would happen right?

OK are you ready making Biscuits 101 is about to start
1. I love love love the feel of the fabric cover Mom made for her iPad it is kind of bumpy and rough and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ok I'm back I get all crazy just talking about it.
2. I'm a cat there can NEVER ever be enough layers under me. As soon as I get settled on it,
I start working my paws kind of like the humans do when they are kneading biscuit dough.
So Mom has always called it making biscuits!! Some folks call it kneading but in fact it is also the same motion we kitties do when we are nursing our moms it helps keep the milk NEEDLESS to say making biscuits is a sign of a very happy kitty.
Any questions? If so raise your short Doxie PAW as high as you can
Class dismissed
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

OOOOOH yor poor moms wee knows dat da tennis ball fing hurts cos our moms has it too n her does moan soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muchly bouts it. It even stops hers fussin us so much !!!!! Wee sure nuff hopes yor moms is sorted soon
Da K Krew

Finn said...

Oooo-I hope your Momma is doing ok! If she is shooing for your back to school bash then I guess she is! LOoking good as always!

Declan said...

Blimey Pudds.I was starting to think you had been deaded! You need to take care of the Kerazy Lady.... who's gonna feed you otherwise? Good to have you back pal. Deccy x

Marg said...

We love your blue paw polish Puddles. That is such a good picture of all three of you together.
Sure hope that Mum can get that tennis ball out of her elbow. Those darn things really do hurt. Hope they figure out why it turned white and can figure a way to give her some relief, Sending some Donkey hee haws for that elbow to get all better.

houndstooth said...

Of course you're still hawt! You're a hound, aren't you?

I'm sorry about your mom's sore elbow! Are you sure it's not just an excuse for her to lay on the couch with you?


BTW, the clouds were super easy! Mom got some batting and pulled it apart the way she wanted it to look and put a string of white Christmas lights under it. We did ours on top of a white sheet, too, so it would be easier to fill in the gaps! ;)

The Websters said...

Wowee! A white elbow? I've never even heard of such a thing.

It's too bad you can't just bite that tennis ball right out. Have you tried that?

Can't wait to see your back to school stuff.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You and Albert AND WHITNEY.. ALL on the couch TOGETHER??? WOW now THAT is REALLY somethingy. Super Pic of it.

WOW Puddles you are a super Artist. BUTT I think it would have been better to have your mom's Elbow thingy be... a nice BRIGHT color. Like Orange or Magenta or like the stuffs she Cookers.. BURNT Sienna.
Well, I hope she hurries and gets it all better. It could cut down on her ability to rub your tummy or Ears.. THAT would NOT be good.

GOOSE said...

Hawt does not even come close to discribing what you are Puddles. You are way beyond that. Have you gotten highlights in your furs? You look lighter. I am very glad to see you again. You know you are like a drug. Hope your day is filled with wonder. But I suspect that around your place you are wondering all the time...wondering what kerazy ladying is doing, wondering what psyco neighbors are doing, wondering, wondering, wondering. Quess the only thing you don't have to wonder is if you are HAWT.

Bobbi said...

Puddles! You look beautiful, as always!! You take good care of your mum, you hear? Tell her Gracie and me will be praying for GOOD THINGS for her!! You're nails look absolutely gorgeous Puddles. You are a real sport. As much as Gracie loves Rissi, I cannot see her sitting still and allowing her to paint her nails.

Remington said...

Great pics! I hope your mommy will get better!

jen said...

You are still hawt Puddles! (LMAO)

I'm sorry to hear about your Mom, leave it to her to have something out of the ordinary happen! I hope the white elbow goes away soon, that can not feel very well:(

Brian said...

I sure hope the healing quickly finds your Mom soon! We could never forget how pretty you are!

Anonymous said...

Puddles, how can we ever forget what you look like, you pretty pup, that good care of mom.

Your Furends
Susie & Recliner Bites

Shelle Pennington said...

Mr. Physical Trainer Man...
Moms cannot do any more stuffs at Fitness19 cause she has a friend who gotted elbow sick and she doesn't want that to happen to hers elbowses. Thank you,
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

(Think that will work??)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh da poor Momma wit da white elbow! Maybe you needs to go pee in Dr. Elbow's shoes fur doin dat to your Mum!

And, huh, better tell Mum her is not doin her Doxie duty. It be da responsibility of da Momma of da Doxie to return da ears to da original factory specs. Me sees your ear is floppin in da wind in dat furst pix!

Casey said...

I'm ashamed of you, Puddles. You're a DOG. A DOG. And you're letting your poor momma suffer with a tennis ball in her elbow instead of fetching it out for her? What's wrong with that?? Stop being mean to her and help out!

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles you always crack us up pal. We will be there for your class so put us down to attend. Poor mum we send her our best. Have a lovely day.
Best wishes Molly

harrispen said...

I hope your mom can get her elbow fixed soon. Of course you look hawt and I love the picture of all three of you keeping mom comfy on the couch.


Repositório said...

I really love your blog. You make me happy!

Raelyn said...

Yeah. Kerazy medical crap always happens to me, as well. Sigh.... I am used to it by now!! Hope your Mum feels better soon!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Nola said...

I hope your mom feels better! You sure are hawt, my furiend!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We missed you little friend!
Congrats on turning your girl into a dog, let us know your secret.
Hope your mum's discoloured tennis elbow gets better soon, our Mum says she hasn't ever heard of that before but what she doesn't know could fill a warehouse!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Of course your still HAWT girl!!! Have you ever nots been HAWT????! Noes, I didn't think so!
Tell your Moms to put some sunless tanner on her white spot ~ see, I should be a dawctor! BOL
Anyhu, I hope your Moms elbow gets better reals soon!



Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! I know what it means by being BUSY!!! You are looking good seems that you gained some weight since the last time I saw your photo. Take care of your mom. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Corbin said...

I thought you were off planning your next birthday. When is that anyway?

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles I could never forget your gorgeous face! I am keeping your Momma ans her elbow in my prayers. I sure hope the doc can figure something out for her. :)

Gloria Hood said...

Hmmmm, my Mom just bought some purple nail polish. Hope she uses it on me! And sure hope the mums elbow get better quick like!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Corbin said...

Did I tell you, the momma is going to be in Greenville (maybe?), SC? She's flying there in 2 weeks to see MY NY Giants play. Will she be anywhere near the Puddles? Maybe I'll sneak in her suitcase and run to you...

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds, there is no doubt you is a hawt dawg.

Your poor kerazy lady! I mean, mama! She must be very sensitive. I've never heard of such a thing. The Typist had 2 of those horrid needles in her thumb a couple years back. Lucky nothing happened other than she could use it again. Opposable thumbs, as we blogging dogs know, are hideously IMPORTANT! Anyway, I hope your mama feels better soon and that the patch goes away.

I LOVE YOUR DRAWING! It rawks! Hugs, your friend Georgia X

kissa-bull said...

Sending healn toots to your lovely mommy. We love your polish by the way. It goes great with cheetos and beer
Pibble sugars

Sam and Pippen said...

It's never a good thing when the Puddles is just laying around... it must mean you are plotting something!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Our paws are crossed that your momma's elbow turns back to an off-white colour...

PeeS2. Sam thinks he's extra special cute today too!

Mitch and Molly said...

Your mom's elbow sure doesn't sound good, Puddles. We hope it gets better for her.
We just love your blue nails. They're so stylish!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

ABBY said...

Oh noes yur pour Mom. Who will yoo dicktate too if she can't type furr yoo Puddles? OH NOES!!! Hoorrors.
(we hope she feels better)
Dat wuz one gorjuss pixchur of yoo Puddles. Wowie

✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

Cole said...

Your poor momma! She needs to rest that elbow... Maybe your girl can take pictures of you instead of mom?!

scotsmad said...

What brand nail polish is that. SHE's always complaining that HER's comes off so easily. (Now that we got the important stuff out of the way).

We're sorry about your mum's elbow at first we just thought she should spray tan it. But sounds more serious. We hope something can be done soon 'cause she'll use it as an excuse for not blogging.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

You CAN bring beer to class but it must STAY in your bag until Morning Tea time OR you'll have to bring enough for everyone.

Maggie Mae and Max said...


We will be thinkin' 'bouts your sweet momma and her white elbow now. LUVS da latest foto of my girl!


PeeS Still no answers fur mom but now her is on a medication dat may help her....

♥ Sallie said...

Your mom has tennis elbow? Oh no!

Don't worry. Alien and I will kidnap Bono, lock him in a cage, and make him sing to her. That will fix her!


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, sorry about your mum's elbow. We hope it stops being white then maybe she can have some more help with it. See ya little friend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Lorenza said...

Sure your mom has been having a hard time with her elbow!
I hope she gets better soon!
Glad to see you all there up in the couch!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

This do make me wonner, Puddles, with us dogs hasing furs and stuffs, would the V-E-T efur know if'n the NEEDLE made us white? Would they care? This do be why we say NO to needles. I rest my case.

BTW, I think you missed one of my posties where I menshunned YOU coz you did not comment and if'n you would has seened it, Oh. My. Dog. YOU would has had LOTS to say, BOL. It be this one

Kristin Avery said...

Ouch! That sounds awful. Maybe you should pour some beer on her elbow and see if that helps??

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

Did I have one two many beers or did my fur turn blue??? Sorry, my assistant forgot to sign out ...still looking for her replacement.

Your pal, Pip

Two French Bulldogs said...

we are not worried about mom since she has nurse Puddles and all that good help around
Benny & Lily

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We think you should trade your Mom in on a newer model. Or at least one that has a better warranty. (We haven't been able to find anyone to take our Mom in a trade-in, but she finally got a good warranty for her and Dad, so if they DO break, we can get 'em fixed...) BTW, apparently white tennis balls were used in Olden Times, so maybe your Mom's tennis ball elbow is because she, too, is from Olden Times.... Just saying... You, on the other hand, are always hawt and spry and fashionable!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

KB said...

You is so hawt, Puddles! But, I thought that the kerazy stuff only happened to you, not the lady. I really hope that her tennis ball elbow feels better soon. Be nice to her, okay? I bet it hurts.

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, how could I ever forget your beautious face. I am surprised you allowed Albert and Whitney to be photographed with you, but I do enjoy seeing them from time to time,so thanks. I hope your Mommies elbow can get fixed. My Mommy has bad knees and she knows how it is and feels bad for her. Maybe you could get your girl to put some nail polish on that white part and make it all pretty. I am just a little nervous about your back to school supplies. Will you be using the glue gun, I get scared when you take that one out. If you are can you please let Sarge know so he can notify the fire department. Thanks for that. Now please don't spread this around but I am gonna sneak you around the back of the pizza truck so you don't have to wait in line.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. do you know if we have to bring apples for the teachers?? What kind of supplies should I get? I never went to school before

Kaunis Nelli said...

My mom knows about tennis balls stuck on her elbow... not nice. Hope it gets better :)

Anonymous said...

Puddles only you could make blue nail polish look complimentary ;)

Sorry bout your Mom's elbow. My mom has a tennis ball stuck to hers too. Nothing to be done butt deal she says. She can still take good care of me and that's really all that matters right? ;P

Waggin at ya,

Hound Girl said...

Your poor mommy. She just needs to rub some slef tanner on her elbow :) What is she going to do if she cant get it fixed to lift those weights?!

I love your blue nail polish you look amazing. Can Stella come live with you and your mommy can send her back when she is older?!

Peggy Frezon said...

That is a very realistic picture you drew there. Tell your mom I'm so sorry that her elbow is hurting and that she'll need surgery. I sure hope it all heals well quickly. I'm sure you'll be a good nurse.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, that's a fine drawing, Puddles. We hate that your mom's arm is hurting and they can't help her.

Tucker said...

Hope your mom feels betters soon. And where is your BAD to the Bone entry.... I knows you got one.

woof - Tucker