Olympics Diggin' Event Part 1

Is we on da air yet?
Hows my hair looks?
It look okays?
Oh we on da air?
Oh shishkabob!!!!


Hellos furiends, athletes, and spec-taters.
Welcome to da furst Annual Blogville Olympics Diggin' Event.

I is your host and commen-tater...Puddles D. Rainwater.

Remember to turn off all Pawhelds


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Okays, heres we goooooo....

Roo...
...has gots his dirt flyin' all round in hopes to gets to China.
Dude, you just got dirt ALL overs me.

Sasha...
...is a blur cuz hers is goin' fast...can' EVEN see her hardly.
By da way, her mom is da best cooker.

Brudder Goose...
...got his hole fur Allred comin' along just beautifuly.
It's wheres we stash da beer to keeps it cool.

Lily...
...has such focus and do check out them nice diggin' lines

Madi da Diva...
...just likea a diva, plunderin' through da dresser to helps her mom not be all mismatched

Jazzi...
...shows her skills as a fine digger, gotts get da nose all da way down.
Nows, you can has a taco...hehehe.

Bridget...
...from da YOU KAY takes to diggin' in da sofa.
I have a feelin' her is hiding from her mum's crochet frisbee...just a guess.

Nola...
...a proud doxie showing da skills her was built for...check out da depth of dat hole.

Molly the Wally...
Oh my, dat is ALOT of magnificent dirt.
It won't be long tills you in Australia, just a few more paws.

Oskar...
You can tells he is an avid digger by da lack of grass in da area...hehehe.
I'ts obvious he has been trainin' everyday.

Addy...
...da workwomanship of a fine digger..dat just happens to be a little close to da roses.

Casey...
...though he ain't a digger, he has shown true dedication and sportmanship to da sport of diggin'.

Bella...
...is a professional digger hailin' from Australia, you can sees by her perfect form, and da loads of sand on hers.

Deccy...
...takes to artificial means to accomplish his task...
which is fine cuz we is drivin' to da pub in it...no buddy will get in our ways then.
Such a brilliant scheme plan he has.

Ivy...
...is Jazzi's cuzzin showin' her pride of a job well done.
You don't gets a face like dat bein' an amateur.

Wyatt...
...bein' a gardner, he knows a thing or twelve bouts diggin' holes.

Stanzie...
...would ya look at them legs, such strength. Dat is what you calls a true athlete dat stands and can dig likes dat...whoa!

Chuckie da Groundhog...
...comes to us withs a most impressive hole, too bad it caused Shawnee's deck to collapse.

Shawnee...
hehehehe...okays, I stop laughin' at her evil eye.
Um, apparently hers learned some smashin' diggin' skills from her furiend Chuckie..or did Chuckie learn them from hers?
Lets' ponder dis..okay let's don't.

Rubie...
...oh dears, her made a mess...hehehehe.
It's very important to make a mess, dat ways it makes your accomplishment look even BIGGER!

Dante...
...digs in da SNOW...what beautiful grace.

Dante
...is multitalentd, even diggin' in real dirt.
You don't see dat too often furs a kitteh.
Oooooooh look at them eyes....sorry, I gotted distracted.

Freya Rose Blossom...
...is headless...hehehe. But hers shows such a fine display of teknikes.

Lorenza...
...is anudder couch digger.
Sometimes you just has take what you can get when it's 1000 degrees outside.

Sarge...
Blogville's one and only ticket overwriting Chief of da Popo demonstrates such exemplary skills
with his hole

Sally Ann...
...diggin' afters a rat in one of her Earth dog trials, talk bouta doxie bein' jealous.
I is turnin; green.

Posie
Its TRUUUUUUUE...
I love dis girl cuz hers ain't a digger but hers did it anyways withs ham bribes
and then her sent me an email fur her submission and didn't even has her foto attached...then her resent it and didn't has it attached again...I laughed, I cried.

Chip...
...is off to da bushes withs his little paw all da way up in da air.
Trust me, dats all da way up fur us doxies.

We will be back after dis brief commercial break from Cheetos.

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(next post will be at 10:00 PST...dats Puddles Standard Time)

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