Furiends, has I evers tolded ya'll I LOVES gettin' pressies in da mail?
Well I do.
When a box comes to my house I get so excited and I ruuuuuuun to da
kitchen table to has my fotos taken...I almost always pee on myself too...
just in cases ya'll wanted to knows dat.
Uh anyways, da boxes is always fur me...90% of da time unless my dad orders books cuz he be a bookaphile...but dis ain't about him and mum never gets packages...bwhahahaha.
Okay, sorry i just had to throw all dat in fur some reason.
So imagine my delight when a package came to my house.
I squealed and I done a cute little dance and I raaaaaaaan and gotted on da tabl.
Hmmmmm, dis be a very UNfamiliar scent.
"Hurry up mum so I can sees what I gotted...and who it be from too"
"OH MY DOG...did you not hears me woman? Shake a leg will ya?"
So afters i had to wait furs like an eternity, I finally gotted to open da package.
And I was all likes WTF?
I screamed like a little girl....oh, I IS a little girl.
They was BRAS fur mum...bwhahahahahaha!
I just shows ya'll da package cuz da bras is FUGLY...Victoria's Secret they is not.
And I really wouldn't want ya'll to has nightmares.
Still don't know why her ordered bras cuz her boobs ain't real no ways.
Hers boughted 'em.
I gots da feelin' I is gonna gets my A$$ kicked.
They is nuttin' off limits on heres...hehehehe.
I really don't has no moral fur dis story udder than don't send me no bras.
Trust me, I done nows.