Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A Post Bouts A Package

Furiends, has I evers tolded ya'll I LOVES gettin' pressies in da mail?
Well I do.
When a box comes to my house I get so excited and I ruuuuuuun to da 
kitchen table to has my fotos taken...I almost always pee on myself too...
just in cases ya'll wanted to knows dat.

Uh anyways, da boxes is always fur me...90% of da time unless my dad orders books cuz he be a bookaphile...but dis ain't about him and mum never gets packages...bwhahahaha.
Okay, sorry i just had to throw all dat in fur some reason.

So imagine my delight when a package came to my house.
I squealed and I done a cute little dance and I raaaaaaaan and gotted on da tabl.
Like dis.....
Hmmmmm, dis be a very UNfamiliar scent.

 "Hurry up mum so I can sees what I gotted...and who it be from too"

"OH MY DOG...did you not hears me woman? Shake a leg will ya?"

So afters i had to wait furs like an eternity, I finally gotted to open da package.
And I was all likes WTF?

I screamed like a little girl....oh, I IS a little girl.

They was BRAS fur mum...bwhahahahahaha!
I just shows ya'll da package cuz da bras is FUGLY...Victoria's Secret they is not.
And I really wouldn't want ya'll to has nightmares.

Still don't know why her ordered bras cuz her boobs ain't real no ways.
Hers boughted 'em.
I gots da feelin' I is gonna gets my A$$ kicked.
They is nuttin' off limits on heres...hehehehe.

I really don't has no moral fur dis story udder than don't send me no bras.

Trust me, I done nows.

Puddles

54 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

You know those bra things make pretty good sling shots ...for hunting squirrels and throwing gigantic spitballs. Bawhahahahahaa!

Your pal, Pip

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Puddles you are one Brave Southern girl. You have my addy so once you collect all your belongings that Mum throws out the front door head north I'll leave a light burning
Hugs your BFFF and future roommate
Madi

Gloria Hood said...

Ohoh you sure are in for it now!!! You are welcome to come here also Puddles. Her bought her boobs???? Yikes!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

What Remains Now said...

I have to agree with Pip. Make lemonade out of lemons...claim them as yours and use them as squirrel catching devices.

houndstooth said...

Are you sure you don't wear a bra? I saw this and thought it was you! http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1241&bih=584&tbm=isch&tbnid=0rhBTAXUMcym7M:&imgrefurl=http://pinterest.com/cereusart/doxie-moxie/&docid=9n8Vsfkq8mfpgM&imgurl=http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/upload/228628118553296340_0Tpbv7OJ_b.jpg&w=192&h=144&ei=E7tZUIywF4f1ygHtt4GACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=560&vpy=4&dur=576&hovh=116&hovw=153&tx=33&ty=55&sig=104147487405092289134&page=1&tbnh=115&tbnw=153&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:82 There's nothing worse than getting disappointed by a package in the mail, though!

Bunny

houndstooth said...

P.S. Sorry, that link is beastly!

Casey said...

A package for your mom instead of YOU? What silly humans! They totally messed up the mail.

Remington said...

Ah, I don't think being a guy I should have read that....it's girl stuff....

Team Beaglebratz said...

Uh, Miss Puddles? If u need to lay low fur awhile til thingz cool off a bit on the homefront – we Beaglebratz will haf our sopwith camelz out fur praktise flybyz so just give us a holler if u want us tue fly over your house an’pik u up.
Shiloh'n Shasta

GOOSE said...

I'm all blushing. You said bra and you said it more than once. Braaaaaaaaa. Hehehhehee It sounds funny. Braaaaaaaaa. I can't stop. Are you sure there are bras in there? The package looks pretty small for a bra. hahhahha I said it again.
Blessings,
Goose

Peggy Frezon said...

Puddles...you are one of a kind! I'm not showing Kelly this post bc I don't want her to get any ideas and put pictures of my unmentionables up on the blog.

Jazzi said...

I agree with Pip, they would make excellent sling shots, just dont get caught ok? Loved your post, you are so cute Puddles.

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Corbin said...

I think my mom peed on herself a little after reading this.
-Corbin

harrispen said...

Puddles, you are such a silly girl. You will be happy to know that a package for you is on its way so you won't be disappointed later this week.

Cindy

Susie and Sidebite said...

PUDDLES, all we can say is, THANKS FOR THE MORNING LAUGH. As for the swimming, we are land locked with the nearest lake 9 miles, so's we don't worry about sharks.

Your Furends
Princes Susie & Recliner Dude Bites

Lovable Lily said...

How come Mommy is crying down her legs right now Puddles? She said something about a bra?? and Shake a Leg Woman!

I'm sure that you and Madi and Mom are all gonna get along just fine, I mean as new roommates and all. I think you best not be taking the time to read all the comments, but instead get your butt outta there and darn tootin' quickly too. Madi is pretending to be Motel 6, she's leaving the light on for ya.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

The Heartbeats said...

DEAR LORD Puddles!! People in our 'hood don't wear bras- duh!!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we live closer that Madi, so you can come here when the Mom throws you out of the house. Our Mom had to go change her undies two times reading this. Oh my COD, it was funny. Like Madi said, you are one brave doggie. Take care. Let me know if you need us to pick you up.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Da Momma is cacklin like a hen over heres. Puddles, you should have your own comedy act!

Is you fur sure dere were no tweets packed in dere somewhere. You nose....when you goes to da bank or da McDonalds, you always gets a surprise tweet back.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles I think you could wear the bra around your head to hold your ears up. You do know your ears sag on either side of your head don't you. And I do know when things start to go south that is not a good sign. Oops you live in the South not a good sign at all.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Nola said...

BOL BOL! I like to hide Mom's bras in my toy basket
Nola

Susie and Sidebite said...

Thanks Puddles, the stupid guy got and infection in his lungs, the meds just about have him well, but his attention span for blogging is lackin. We told him to sit at the key board and just make comments for us, tody hes back.

Your Furends
Susie & Bites

Pees; just about had to bite him on the butt to get moving, he to used to laying around, dumb Peeps.

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh Lordy, Puddles!! Bwahaha! Your Mum is gonna be SOOOOOO mad at you! The fun thing about having a big(ger) dog is that you can put a bra on them and make them walk around the house with it on (never out in public--EMBARRASSING) until they rip it into shreds! Not that we've ever done that or anything...........

Elyse and Riley

Hannah and Lucy said...

We just needed to read your blog today Puddles - it really made us laugh and cheered us (in fact we thought Mum was going to make a puddle she laughed so much!!)
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Shelle Pennington said...

You knows, I never thought about that... I can just go get any kinda old sports bra cause my girls are natural... but da krazy lady probably has to have weird looking bras... well, weird is kinda the word for all of our sports bras, eh?

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Meowm says she wouldn't want her bras shown on the internets either. Too bad it wasn't a package for you!

Repositório said...

OMG!

Sam and Pippen said...

Why didn't you try it on? You could have done an 'undercover' fashion shoot!

Sam and Pippen

Ruby said...

OMD! OMD! Yous made Ma laugh so hard SHE peed a little! You know whats? I keep tellin' Ma she NEEDS to buy some boobies, cause she ain't got none. It really is pittiful. Sad. Embarrassing. I could go on, but there really isn't enough room here.
Since we are 'over sharing' ~ Ma's bra could fit in a card envelope! Yup, with somes room left over!
Oops...I've done it now....I'm gettin' that 'one more word, and your not gettin' ANY treaties tonights'....gotta go!

Kisses,

Ruby

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Puddles yoo dids makes da momster giggles likes a loon, fank yoo fur dat cos her has a iffy tummy n wee needed to hear hers laff. Uji likes to chew Momsters bras so dem has holes in dem..............BOL

Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxxx

Smile With Your Tail said...

Bwhahaha! OH PUDDLES! You did build up the suspense....and made us spit out our water everywhere. I'm sure you could make the bras work, some how! Bol!

Slobbers

georgia little pea said...

BOL. I can't believe I missed this post, Puddles! TheTypist's jaw has dropped to the floor. She thinks it's bad enough I talk about my butt squeezes and farts but you have taken blogging to a whole new high (or do I mean low)? How much did your mama pay for her boobs? Maybe if I have enough money in my bikkie jar, I will buy The Typist some. The poor thing has never had any all her life. Hooroo! X

scotsmad said...

Well done, udders and bras in the same sentence..bwaaahaahaa!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I think you be in enough trouble already Matey with the money your Mommy will have to pay for the pizza truck. I don't think you should be messing with her booby holders. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr it be talk like a pirate day and I be pillaging you for all the cheetos I can carry Matey. Watch out for me arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Shortlegs Frecklebelly

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
First off, I live with a family of "bookaphiles"!! That is nothing to be ashamed about!! ;)
However. Speaking of being ashamed. Puddles, what were you thinking?! "Her boobs ain't real no ways". Seriously?! You are ASKING for an ass kicking!! Run for cover!! ;-O
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
PS. Thanks again for your sweet comment on our Blog!! ;op

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Puddles,

If you, for any reason, need a place to hide out fur a while you is always welcome to stay wif us! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

Brian said...

Oh yea, squirrel catchers is a great idea!

chicamom85 said...

Arrrrrrr but it be pirate day and I be pillaging. You is my girl so I not be pillaging from but I do be pillaging from your brudder. Do this be ok Matey? I be pillaging for booby holders to carry away my loot. Arrrrrrrrr you with me Matey?

Shortlegs Frecklebelly

Jan's Funny Farm said...

So ya gave up bras for Lent or something, Puddles? Don't worry, we won't mail you any. :)

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Puddles, You have me rolling on the floor!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles - are you still there? Or are you sitting on the curb waiting for a ride somewhere with your bags packed? Does that train still run behind your yard? If it does, you are welcome here. Our Mom would love to let you in, and trust us, she doesn't get any bras in the mail:)


Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I hope your... butt is not sore now!
Haaaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Puddles you are always so funny!
And right now - you really are!
love
tweedles

dougall.dog said...

BOL!!! Puddles you rascal!!

I hope you're not in too much troubles...

Woofles and waggles,

Your new buddy Dougall.

Mitch and Molly said...

OMG, Puddles - it's only 5:30 in the morning here and you have us laughing so hard! You are too funny and we sure hope that your mom has forgiven you!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Milo Robinson said...

OMD!! BOL!!!

You are on funny doggy Puddles, hehe the word bra makes me giggle, hehehe!! This made me and mummy laugh very VERY much!!!!

Milo :)

Charlene and Storm said...

Puddles you rule mate!!!

I love a good post full of a bit of wee and a fun parcel full of bras and then to top it off you tell the world you mum has fake boobs!!! LOL!!! love it!

I wish you were on facebook, i would not put my phone down all day for checking what gossip you had next, i bet you would be a facebook sensation!!!

Charlene and Stormy
xxx

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. Um. Any bras that come in a package with the word 'medical' on it can't be good. Not that our Mom is much of a fashion statement in that department - but if I go into details, I'll probably lose the 2 friends I have! And Mom will hold back on the bully sticks. But seriously, someone sent your Mom a package and didn't send YOU something? There is something seriously messed up in the universe. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. Um. Any bras that come in a package with the word 'medical' on it can't be good. Not that our Mom is much of a fashion statement in that department - but if I go into details, I'll probably lose the 2 friends I have! And Mom will hold back on the bully sticks. But seriously, someone sent your Mom a package and didn't send YOU something? There is something seriously messed up in the universe. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

The Websters said...

You would need bras...multiple. That's why you don't get your own. Way too expensive!

Nora

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I'm booking into therapy now that I've seen a pawcel that was NOT for you!! How dare that postman!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Puddles, you are a total crack up. Your mum bought her boobs? Jeez, our mum wants to know where that shop is! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

jen said...

LMAO! OMG Puddles, your Momma is gonna get you when she sees this!

P.S. even us who don't have boobs need bras, they make us feel more lady-like and some of them even make us look like we have BIG boobs!

Tucker said...

Oh my your momma bought her boobs? I sure hopes she didn't get an extra nipple like you and I both got, that would be weird.

woof - Tucker