Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Off To School I Goes

Well, today is officially da Back To School Bash.
I is excited.
 I even went school supply shoppin'...cuz dats what you is suppose to do fur school.

lemme sees was we has heres....
I gotted rubberbands...thems fur sling shots,
I gotted thumb tacks fur some unsuspectin' teacher,
I gots scissors just cuz I ain't suppose to has sharp objects,
 crayons to draw funny piktures of whatevers I want.
Da chicken ain't new but it must come to school too,
and my blankie dat I be sittin' on in case I needs a nap...Madi's mom made it just furs me.
Oh and some snacks too.
I is gonna needs a hall pass soon to go pee. 
But if somebuddy could bring straws fur spit balls dat would be nice.

And I is gonna hopefully get it all in da snazzi backpack customed made by Sarge and his mom.

It suits me doncha think?

It also be very important to gets new school clothes too.
I sent da kerazy Lady to do dat and she failed me miserably.
So I hads my new outfit made by my awesome Mimi and Auntie C...
...cuz they knows how to sew...unlike some udder nameless hooman dat I won't mention.

 Oh my dog look at da time.
I gotta go gets my new school clothes on.
Be right back.
Ya'll don't go no wheres.



Is ya'll still theres?



How bout nows?


No peekin'...I is nekkid.


Just one more little thingy




BAAAAAAAM!
New school clothes!
 I is your CLASS CLOWN.
Bwhahahahahaha...I designated myself dat position thank you very much.
I has da feelin I gonna spendin' alotta time in da princi-pal's office.
(I had a clown nose but I couldn't breath.)

Okays I be at da bus stop waiting and singin....
..." Da wheels on da bus go round and round"


And don't furgets I is rafflin' off a most exquite scarf from
Madi's mom to help withs da Houston Pittie Pack.
Such beautiful detail


Puddles...Class Clown
PS: Anybuddy knows what time recess is?

69 comments:

Gloria Hood said...

Hmmm......my big brother took something hard to drink to school one day........he got suspended! So be careful of that! Have fun though!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

georgia little pea said...

What a terrific clown outfit! It is much better to be the class clown than the class dunce. The Typist says to tell you I'm home schooled. Can you tell? I did go to school but dropped out after one term because it was too hot and boring and I knew everything already and there were no cute boys.

I have to go and sulk now. I got pulled home from the park tonight because I kept looking for food. Bah.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL
Your 'school supplies' are wrong on so many levels!! Except for your blankie!!
Mom says she is bringing a chair to the front of the class 'cause she figures you will be spending your day writing something on the board....and she said Missy the tacks in her chair will not work she has ample cushioning!! MOL Mom said it not me!! good to see you wearing your collar and ID tags it will make catching you easier. MOL

Ok we were doing pretty good until we saw the back to school clothes! Thank my lucky dogs mom did not have any coffee in her mouth. That is hilarious!!

TY for hosting my scarf auction!!
I hope you sale a bundle of tickets
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Lovable Lily said...

You're definately all set to get on that school bus. You've got all the right supplies in our opinion!

See ya in the Principals Office. Muffin and I are already in there and have to stay in all day. Butt we founded a way to sneak out. Hope we don't get caught peeking in all the windows.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

What Remains Now said...

I'm thinking you will be very popular as a student.

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles you are a one. We will be posting your pix on Friday in our dedicated post all about the Doxie.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Remington said...

Oh that poor teacher....

jen said...

Ha-ha! I would love to know what school you are going to Puddles, they are going to love having you!
I am wondering where your band-aids are though since you have scissors?

Mr. Pip said...

One beer, two beer, three beer, four
five beer, six beer, seven beer more

I learned that in math class. Bawhahahahahaa!

Your pal, Pip

P.S. I got the straws, meet me in the back row!

Marg said...

Darn it all Puddles, Our mom had to go change her drawers for the second time this morning. This school deal is just way too funny. We would love to share that beer with ya, so we will get Joe to bring us right over.All 21 of us had to sit on Joe the donkey because there weren't enough seats. Take care. How do we do the raffle??

Bassetmomma said...

Hey Puddles, don't let the teacher see ya drinking that beer at recess. Maybe you can cover it with your blankie or something. :)

GOOSE said...

I got them! I got them! Teh hall passes. How did I? Well lets just leave it at I GOT THEM!! If ya need any more room for stuff I got the extra large Goose size backpack for all the important school stuffs. Oooooo and I got some most pawsome water ballons. Meet me on the roof and bring the Cheetos and beer. This will be a great school year.
Blessings,
Goose

Agnes B Bullock said...

Too much! the clown costume is YOU!

Corbin said...

OMD. First of all, your chicken is still ALIVE?! Wow... second of all, mom just about wet her knickers when you showed up as the class clown...
-Corbin

Patrice and Higgins said...

Tisk, tisk, Puddles I see you being sent to the prinicples office today! Those school supplies are going to get you in lots of trouble!!

BTW, I will be watching for any tacks in my seat!

~Higgins

chicamom85 said...

Puddles!!! Wooohoooo I didn't know school would be such fun. Ouch, hey who got me with that spitball???? Puddles why r up by the board writing the same thing like 87 gazillion times? Ouch...another spit ball. That bus ride was so fun and thnks for teling me about hiding my pee spot at the back. Do u think anyone noticed? Ok I gotta go help Mommy, she asked me to tell you not to bring pizza inside the bouncy house. See at the next class.


Loveys Sasha

The Websters said...

Hilarious. As soon as my class is over, I'll go to the other classes with you and shoot spit balls.

Hmm...I should have a new outfit too. Mrs. Master is L-A-Z-Y.

OH! So, Master had to get the fire extinguisher out while Mrs. Master was cooking last night. I didn't get any photos unfortunately. However, I thought you'd appreciate that.

Nora

Amber DaWeenie said...

BOL BOL BOL BOL UhOh..Mom just peed her pants! Ya did it again, girlfuriend!

You nose what??? Me's da school bus driver. Not so sure me should pick you up...Me might pee in da driver seat if you gets on me bus wit dat clown suit on.

(Da Momma still can't stop laughin)

Elyse and Riley said...

One thing to say... "BWAHAHAHA!" :)

Elyse and Riley

Peggy Frezon said...

Puddles you can't bring beer to school! Oh boy! I sure hope you don't cause too much trouble in my dieting class. Now I'm nervous!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! LOVE your clown outfit. YES we r joining the FUN today by taking lots of NAPSssss. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Kaunis Nelli said...

Oh dear - my mom is laughing so hard that tears are running :)

What are you using for the sling shots - pieces of eraser? That's what we use...

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Puddles,
Itsa was so much fun sitting near you on the bus and singing the wheels on the bussy songs. I hope you enjoyed my birthday pupcake.
Much Luvums,
Gracie Lynn ('da birthday girl)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

DARN YOU PUDDLES.... that Spit WAD you shot at ME is STUCK in the furs between my Eyes and it caused me to read pawt of my lesson WRONG and I said that I (Frankie Furter) am runnin fur Mayor AGAIN... I am NOT... BUTT Madi IS... Darn ... HEY... OUCH Aiiiiiiieeeeeee you just hit me with a rubber band !!
STOP it and Go RIGHT TO THE OFFICE.

hey... my mom is CRYING... She is runnin to the Baff room with tears runnin down you LEGS and screaming about Class Clown.

Repositório said...

You´re so cute and funny!!!! =)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, your first day back and you've already got a position - class clown. You sure are prepared.

harrispen said...

Puddles you crack me up with that clown costume. I can't believe you wanted to wear that!

Cindy

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That clown did it for us. We can't stop laughing now.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles! Meowm says if you were in school with her she would have liked it much more!

Ruby said...

BOLBOLBOLBOL! I just LOVES your clowns clothes!! Ma spit soda all over the keyboard! (good thing she waterproofed it!)
I think Sarge really captured your personality in your backpack! All you needed was some Cheetos!
I did bring some straws Puddles...I'll pass one to ya in class..we gotta be careful thou!

Kisses,

Ruby

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I can't hardly breathe for laughin' at your clown self! OH BWAR HAR HAR! We're all a little too busy with notes, spitwads, talking, playing, burping, eating, etc etc to learn much today. See you at the snack stands...and I'm really glad you like your backpack! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Super-Student

Shelle Pennington said...

We would like to borrow your blankie for a nap.
We are plum worn out!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Casey said...

Oh Puddles!! You don't need a special outfit to be Class Clown, that's just a natural talent! I'm just SO glad you were busy modeling in my class and couldn't put any tacks in my chair.

Roo said...

BOL! Luv the outfit Miss Puddles :D
Your backpack must be very heavy with all that stuff in there. Did you get your wannabee boyfuriends to help carry it? ;)
Glad you're sittin in the back row. Oh what fun! ;D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

chicamom85 said...

Puddles my Mommy is kind of mad about you getting the keys and driving the truck. She said no more freebies for you, sorry chicka. Was that you or Pip doing all the tooting in the bouncy house? I am afraid its gonna blow up is all. Greatjob on spitballing in class,sorry you had 2 write on the board like 87 gazillion times.

Loveys Sasha

Tucker said...

Puddles, it's always recess in your world. BOL.

woof - Tucker

Inger said...

I was here this morning and read everything! But my computer was slow so I couldn't leave a comment. Now, what I want to know is what kind of school are you off to? Can you bring a Bud Light? I want to go there too cause I love my beer.
Samson Says: If you listen to my mommy, all I have to say is good you're bringing your blankie. Mommy has one beer with dinner, then she falls asleep, way, way before it's time to go to bed. I still like your blue nails the best. Your Samson (I won't say XOXO cause that's for my Gracie, but I hear she's flirting with another dog, also named Sampson, also looking just like me. You know anything about that?)

Inger said...

Samson Says: Nope, mommy seen him on a video....from the jail where she went last time Bobbi took a break. So I'm worried, but then Gracie said I'm still her number ONE, so I guess I have to believe her. Nice talking to you Puddles, have a nice evening and watch that beer. Your Samson

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

OOOOOOOOH Miss Puddles yoo dids makes our Momster snort tea outta her nose laffin ats yor clown costume, it wos most spektakular you wood havs been most impressed wivs it.............BOL.
Wee neva knew skool wood be such funs butts it is such a laff wivs yoo around wee dids lern lots from yoo todays.
Fanks so muchly
Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and Molly said...

OMG, you so crack us up, Puddles!
Your backpack is just perfect for you!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

scotsmad said...

We were barkless when you showed your school clothes. We weren't expecting that!

Boy, you've thought out this whole school thing....talk about being prepared...are you a Girl Scout? Oh, bite our tongues of course not.

We know you'll have a great time.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Logan Maggie said...

Daddy says that doggies shouldn't drink beer! But if you are going to drink beer, at least drink craft beer! ;-) Have you seen special Bowser Brew? You can find it on the googles.

Mollie said...

Oh youz sooooo funny, still laughing. Pop by our pad for a giggle :) xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie

Cole said...

Hahahaha! You make a wonderful class clown, Puddles!

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

You makes da most beOOtiful class clown ever!

Yours,
Max

Sweet William The Scot said...

Just don't drink to much beer and fall under those wheels on the bus.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Nola said...

BOL ya look fabulous in your clown outfit! BUT, I gotta tell you you can't be doing spit balls in my class (unless I'm joining you!)!
Nola

Lorenza said...

Haaaa!
Puddles!
First your school supplies...
And then your school uniform!!!
You made my day!
Have fun at the school!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Two French Bulldogs said...

you are the best looking kid at school
Benny & Lily

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Great post!! Love your new school clothes!!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! I can't imagine anybody but you as the class clown! It's perfection!

Bunny

Jazzi said...

Looks like you have all the nessesary items for class!! BOL I had fun hanging out with the clown, you crack me up Puddles!! Love the backpack too!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

We'd love to go to school with you, you're an excellent class clown! We're already laughing!

Finn said...

Hmmm - I don't remember you sharing any of cheetos or beer with me yesterday!!! BOL! Love your clothes - how was recess??

Murray's Mouth said...

OH no...beer? BOL

Reuben said...

Hehehehehehehe!!!!! I is glad you no forgotted the chicken, it is the most important part of schools!

Love,
Reuben

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, you are just too cool.

The Websters said...

Umm...i was trying to get in good with Frankie...you know? Just in case I ever need a pardon or something!

Nora

Mr. Pip said...

I brought you a beer (and for one for me, too) since you were feeling kind of emotional. Nothing says friendship and smiles like a Bud Light and Cheetoes!

Your pal, Pip

Cotton said...

Love the backpack :) Beer's always good huh?:)
Cotton

Oskar said...

Puddles, you are the most prepared student ever!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I think as long as you can get through the metal sniffer you be fine. Did you send any sekrit pee mail messages to your furrends during class class?

KB said...

R peeked, and he saw you nekkid! He thinks you're hawt!

Love the clown costume... but R says that he's the class clown. Maybe you're in different classes... Wouldn't want no competition.

Thanks for the giggles, Puddles! What happens if you don't get a hall pass, you make Puddles!

Ruby said...

Oh, Puddles, I LOVES you too!!
You saw a real live Airedale??? Wows! I've only seen two other Airedales myself (we are a rare breed out here!), so I am most impressed you gots to meet one!
Isn't it always the case that the peeps forget the flashy box just when you don't want them to!!
Wells, glad your out of the gulag!

Kisses,

Ruby

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Brian said...

Well now, I don't know how in the world I missed back to school day, but no wonder everyone got the giggles!

K9 Katastrophie said...

Heehee! You are so cute Puddles!! But you know that!

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Smile With Your Tail said...

Puddles we would SO love to have you in our class with us, days would NEVER be boring!!

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