Okays did dat title confuse ya'll?
See, my awesome furiend Remington sent me a package...
...dang, I loves gettin' mail.
He moved from a place to anudder place and he sent me a pressie furs helpin'.
I really wanted to help him and Beth decrorate da new place but I don't think they likes da Puddles style of decor...hehehehe.
Imagine beer can sofas...what's not to like?
Or a beer bottle chandelier?
Or a beer bottle chandelier?
See, heres my package...it has MY name on it.
And heres me and my beautiful butt inspectin' it.
It smelled like Remington, a masculine herbally musk scent.
Dats my butt withs a heart.
Okays, is ya'll readies to see what he sent to da Puddles?
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TA DA!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOK, it has MY NAME on theres!
It came straight from Wisconsin, and all dis time I thoughted they only had cheese.
I likes cheese.
But dis ain't cheese.
They is peanut and chocolate and caramel cluster thingamabobs.
I didn't has none cuz mum said they would makes me dead so hers ate them...
...but her said they was out of dis world.
Nows since they stoles my name I wanna knows wheres my royalties is.
I want it in da biggest bills.
and thanks furs bein' such a great furiend!
Puddles D. Rainwater
54 comments:
LOL!!! "mom said they would make me dead" LOL!!! tell it like it is LOL!!!!!!!
Charlene and Stormy
xxx
Mom ate those nommies that were sent to you? Is it true they would have made you dead? Maybe Remington is not such a good pal after all....
Slobbers,
Mango
Now I want some chocolate. Ha, when don't I want some chocolate.
That would mean extra crunches, Allison! :D I'm expecting at least 40 for each of those Puddles you ate. Hahaha
I love "Mom said they would make me dead" hahahaha You are wonderful, Miss Puddles.
Did Abigail have a great birthday?
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
WOW what a super cool drool pressie from Rem. He is quite a guy fur sure. Sorry your mom STOLE your pressie. Poop in her shoe fur that!!!
PeeS... did she have a STARBUCKs Coffin Coffee with it????
VERY COOL! Did you get a little taste??
Maybe Mango is on to something there.... Maybe Remington wants to snatch up "your girl" all to himself! Can't really blame him :)We think it's all bcuz she paints your nail's blue!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Don't fall for that "the check is in the mail" crap! I've heard that one before, and the check never comes. I'm not surprised they would name a treat after you since you're so sweet!
Bunny
Oh Puddles get in touch and see if you can get sponsorship!How kind of Remington. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
I am happy you like it, Miss Puddles.... However, I don't know if I can actually go through with working for the Packers....I have found that I DO bleed purple....Go VIKINGS....I think Miss Sasha will be very sad.... However, everyone in WI now knows YOU! You are famous!
Ha-ha! That sounds delicious! I love that Remington rubbed his masculine scent all over the package! LMAO!
Peanut butter ...you know I LOVE peanut butter and so does my lazy assistant. We might have to look for some of these the next time we are in Wisconsin.
That Remington is a heck of a guy!
Your pal, Pip
That is so cool Puddles, but shame on Mom for eating them all! But.....I guess she did save your life , after all! BOL.
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Was it at least beer-flavored? I can't believe they'd name a treat after you and NOT make it beer-flavored!
Yum yum!
Sam
I wouldn't mess with ya Pudds mate, but you REALLY need to get that nail polish sorted..... Deccy x
She took your present?!! MOM said she was just looking out for you and your well being. I think she was looking out and said Ooooo those look good. To good for Puddles. I better take care of them. I hope you at least got to sniff the package. That Remington is a real Prince. Have a great weekend. Oh, and yes my MOM drank the beer. It was even the beer with you picture on it. I thought of you all the way through dinner as she drank your beer and we ate my fish.
Blessings,
Goose
Why couldn't your mom just lick the chocolate off and give you the rest?
Cindy
WHAT!!!!!!!! Da Kerazy Lady stolded you pressie!!!!! OK...go pee in her shoes!
Dat was very nice of Rem to send you that tho.
:o)
Goodness, that Remington is sure nice to send you pressies even if Mom did steal the pressie. But better than having you deaded. We would really miss you.You do crack us up into little pieces. Hope you have a great week end.
Can they not soak your feet in bleach? Ok Ok....I'm just kiddin'.....hehe! Deccy x
See!!!m I knew you were famous!!!
That Remmington... What a guy. Miss Puddles, that last picture of you sort of says it all! We love your mom's new camera - it captures every whisker on your beautiful snooter!!
-Bart and Ruby
PeeeeS: Guess what , Puddles!?! I deaded a mouse last week!! Yep! I caught it for mom when she came home from work! Dad didn't even notice I had it in the living room on the dog bed! I think I'm becoming a doxie girl!! -Ruby
HaHaHa! LOVE IT! But mostly I love that look on your face Puddles!
MOL MOL MOL....
Mom hollered come quick Madi Rem sent Puddles a puddle. OMD(oxie) the visual images that went through my noggin' well lets just say they were messy!! So did you mom give you the excuse that she was tasting them to be sure they were oks for you to eat then she ate them all by mistake? I've heard that one before. Puddles your facial expressions say it all!! You were not amused!!
FYI: There will be no time for sitting on our CAMPaign....you will be shaking your tush with the heart on it, winning friends and kissing babies!
Hugs your BFFF
madi
OMD! Puddles, you have me chucklin'!!! Too bad your Moms stole your pressie, I think she should go to the stores RIGHT NOW, and gets you somethin' really pawsome to make up for it!!!
It was very thoughtful of Remington to send you a pressie with your names on it....next time, maybe he could send somethin' that won't make you dead.
Just sayin'....
Kisses,
Ruby
pees: I think your idea of chicken bubbles is a FAB idea!!!
Puddles, you sure have a very cute bun. And I love getting packages in the mail too. I haven't in a long while, so I just keep shopping online to buy myself some pressies, as you call it.Haha. It works! I was just as happy...(before I check my bank balance).
I'm back,
Sankissjuice
The pressie was addressed to YOU from Remington, so doesn't that mean you could EAT it too? We bet your Mom said it would make you dead coz SHE wanted to eat it. Hah!
What a nice gesture from Remington!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Hmmmm! Have a great weekend!
Hmmmm! Have a great weekend!
Hmmm, the tall guy says that to me too. But it's usually when he's eating something good and doesn't want to give me any of it! :)
Howdy Puddles, your mum said it would make you dead? Hang on, that's what our mum says when she gobbles all the chocolate in the house. Greedy pig. Hope your mum pays you back big time, maybe more beer? Great of your mate to send you a pressie! See ya. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Green Bay Puddles!!! Maybe they should make them out of mangoes....BOL!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Dear Pudds, do you know you have a pink heart over your butt? Your mama may have played a joke on you, I'm not sure. Humans can be mean that way, but at least a heart is better than a Little Stinker collar.
Have a great weekend! Hooroo! X
What a bummer that you didn't even get to eat your own pressie, Puddles. This is totally not fair!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Samson Says: I got my name from the Bible ~ No one would DARE to steal it! I like your blue toe nails, I wonder if my Gracie would paint hers too. Did your mommy give you a substitute pressie?
BOL that's cool!
Nola
That's totally awesome! Butt...we agree with Mango...maybe Remington is not such a good pal. Why would he send you chocolate AND why would he send you something that has your name on it butt you aren't getting any money from it??? We're so confused!
Just kidding--great pressie even though your Kerazy Lady Mum ate it! I hope she at least let you eat the cardboard packaging...
Elyse and Riley
A package on your name with a present "not for you"???
Hmmm....
I bet they were yummilicious!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Yummer 'momma' treats. My mum says that Remington is a good shopper!
Wyatt
That is so cool! Looks deleeeecious!
Cotton
Puddles, Can you please send me the envelope that your pressie came in? You know the one with the manly musky scent from my Remington. No special reason really, just thought I might like to have it. Ok I have to go and take a cold shower, but can you send it ASAP and make sure that no one else handles it so the...well you know...manliness doesn't get masked. I am just trying to be earth friendly and recycle it...thats it yes I am going to recycle it. I will be waiting by the mailbox.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. I am a little suspicious that your Mommy ate the treat, r u sure it wasn't for you??
You're such a lucky girl, Puddles! You always get the good presents.
My mom would have done the same - you know eat all the good stuff and leave me none. She says I'm still overweight - just look at the mirror mom...
Yum a roo!
Nora
Haha thanks for the laugh!
Puddles, you lead an interesting life.
Hi we are registering for class. Have a lovely Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
Hi Puddles, well if your mom ate your gift, did she give you treats?
Puddles, you is so beautiful. I is glad you no got deaded by those candies!
Love,
Reuben
I loves me some cheese too...
woof - Tucker
Did you get the royalties? You look so tough in that photo that I'm sure they sent the big bills right away!
The Runner suggested "Puddles" as a name for our new dog (he doesn't follow blogs so he didn't know you!)! Now, I'm really glad that we didn't choose it or we'd be paying royalties for the rest of her life!
Your posties always make me smile!!! I love your heart butt too!! hehe
XoXo's
Sarah & le Weens
http://doxiejibberish.blogspot.com/
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