Wednesday, October 31, 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE

Happy Halloween everybuddy...
trick or treat and smell my paws and all dat mess.

It was a very unfortunate thing dat I hads no Halloween costume to wears.
So I decided to think about it on da couch in my office.
ME, ponderin'.

And then all of a sudden my Kerazy Lady busted out from no wheres and said...
"Puddles, I am going to make your costume this year".
Says da lady dat not knows how to sew.

"Really?" I says...
and then she says..."I saw it on Pinterest!"
Dis is my WTF expression

Right then and theres I knew this was gonna be bad...
...anything involving Pinterest can't be good.

So I telled da Kerazy Lady I would give her a shot at her "costume"

And nows I gives you her LAME attempt at her so-called costume.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Oh gee, no one will EVER know it's me.
Da Lady has clearly losted hers ever lovin' mind.

Nows DIS is what it was SUPPOSE to look like...

Uh yea, she totally nailed it...NOT!

So ya'll if you sees a little ghost comin' down da sidewalk,
I promise I ain't drunk...it's just da fact my "costume" is way too
long and I be trippin' on it and I can't sees out of my eyeball holes.
Ooooooooh dis is gonna be embarrassin'.

Puddles
PS: Kerazy Lady be goin' to da elbow Dr. today...yay!

62 comments:

Gloria Hood said...

You sure thats you in there? SHEESH! Happy Day my friend!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds, you look like something a lot more sinister than Casper, that's for sure. I am scared. Please do not let your mama near material again. Your friend, Georgia who will never ever let a costume touch her proud pigdog body. HRUUUMPH. And so there.

What Remains Now said...

Too bad we don't live closer...you could go trick or treatin' riding on my Casper's back. No one would get it...it would just be an inside joke. I know you're going to think I'm kerazy too, but I love it!

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Now wait a minute Ms. Puddles.. I think the Karazy lady did a pretty good job especially considering she has a bum elbow and all. I would suggest that you stand up straight and don't slouch and that costume will look great. Well. On second thought maybe that right eye could be made just a little bit bigger. Oh Puddles, you look adorable no matter what! I love the costume and I'm thinking if I would put that on Gracie she would freak! You're a good sport and as always, you made me laugh. I'll say a prayer for your mum today!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's really, um, well, gosh...hey if it gets you some treats it's worth it, right?!? Maybe the Kerazy Lady will carry you door-to-door. BOL
Grr and a Spooky Woof,
Sarge, Trick-or-Treater

Sarge said...

BTW: Healing vibes to the Kerazster today for that bum belbow. BOL
Happy howloween, my furiend!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Oh Puddles you look fine for the trick or treating stuff, its only for part of the day, just don't come to our house you scared the $(&@ out of Me!

Your Spooky Furiends
Susie & Bites

houndstooth said...

I suppose now is not the time to mention that Mom made me a peacock costume to wear to the nursing home this year, it required no sewing and it was fabulous? Yeah, I thought not! I happen to think that you make a great ghost, though! At least she didn't try to make you wear one of those hot dog bun costumes...

Bunny

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles! At least your Momma tried! It does look pretty cute too. :) P.S. We're hooked on Pinterest too!

Molly The Wally said...

Great costume Puddles. Have a happy Halloween and a wonderful trick or treat.
Best wishes Molly

Patrice and Higgins said...

If you are having trouble walking in your costume now, wait tills you get a few beers in ya!! BOL!!

I have a howl-a-weenie contest going on, I still thinks you should enter your picture!!! There are no other ghost!

~Higgins

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

OMD ! Dis dids makes da momster howl wivs laffter n wee dids nearly pee on da couch from BOL

Ohhhhhh Puddles wee feel fur yoo

Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxxx

Remington said...

Aw, you look awesome! You mommy did a great job! I hope her visit to the Dr. is a good one.... Happy Halloween, my friend!

Casey said...

Well... um... your momma sure tried hard. Yup. She tried. Anyway, nothing she does can disguise your gorgeous self, so hold your head up high! (Because that might keep the sheet from tripping you.)

jen said...

BOL! I have to hand it to your Mom Puddles, she is so very creative! Happy Halloween to you and your family!

mayziegal said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Heehee! Okay, okay, sorry...I'm not laughing at your costume. (Snicker) It's...um...(chortle)...one of a kind, that's for sure. And woooooo...very, very scary in SOOO many ways. (guffaw) You should prolly tell your mom there are STORES where they SELL costumes for green papers. Just sayin'.

Of course, you'll prolly get EXTRA treatsies since everybuddy will feel sorry for you and stuff.

And I am SOOOO not gonna show my mom this postie cuz she can't sew either and I don't want her gettin' any ideas abouts making my costume for next year. It's prolly good we don't lives closer cuz I can't IMAGINE the kinds of kerazy ideas they'd come up with together.

Happy Howl-o-Weenie, my furend!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, we have very little words.....

OK, we give your Mom an A for effort.

We love you anyways. Hope Mom's appt. goes well.

Trick or Treat!
Lily Belle & Muffin

Peggy Frezon said...

You look adorable as a ghostie, are you sure you can see? Hope you get lots of treats!

Brian said...

You are sooooo spooky cool! Happy Halloween from all of us!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hey...BudPud! Now you really gots to give hers a BIG A fur A Fart...no dat don't sound right. Maybees its a E fur Effort. Oh furget it! If no one nose it be you, den you won't be m-bare-assed!

HAP-PEE HOWL-O-WEENIE FROM DaWEENIES AND OUR PACK!

:o)

harrispen said...

Poor Puddles! I remember having a costume like that when I was a little girl and it was no fun. The eye holes never stay where they should. I sure hope you get lots of treats for wearing it.

Cindy & Millie

Sam and Pippen said...

What's wrong with this costume? We like it! Your face is covered up so at least you can tell people it isn't you!

Sam and Pippen

finnhoward said...

BOL BOL! Thank goodness Halloween is only once a year! I love your WTF face.

Barbara said...

OH LORDY!! Bwahahahahaahaha! If I was you, I wouldn't leave the house! Poor Puddles!

Amber-Mae said...

Hey guess who's back?! MEEE!!! And roflll you actually look soooo cute in that ghost outfit! Happy Halloween!

Licks,
The Solid Gold Dancer

Declan said...

Oh mate that really isn't a good look is it? Klu Klux Klan crossed with a Nun.... it's really not working out well is it mate?! ;-) Deccy x

The Websters said...

At least you have a costume. I have to go as the big bad wolf every year. It's not funny.

Sure hope your mom feels better soon.

Nora

Ann Oon said...

hahahahahahaa.. your kerazy lady cracked me silly cow up this time... she's all broken.

urmm... you gotta tell her to use Softer white sheets... and get them peep holes in the right positions.. *LOL* but this is hilarioussssssss.. did she do one for them blobs too?

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeenie Puds!

hugs n licks,
Dommy

Ann Oon said...

hopes your momma's elbow gets better soon... my cow thinks the new camera is too heavy for your momma. So be a good girl and just FedEx it over to my cow ya. She has strong elbows.. me thinks.

*licks*
Dommy

Linda said...

Puddles,
I think you look marvelous .
My mom didn't sew my costume either.
Scissors and duct tape work too.

happy Halloweenie
xo Cinnamon

GOOSE said...

Maybe you should drink if ya gotta wear that. Seriously you should. And I did find a few beers that MOM said I can give away. So they are yours. I mean you need something for having to wear that ...costume. Have a treat filled Halloween.
Blessings,
Goose

Sam said...

Happy Halloween!

Sam

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Has a few beers then it will all line up pawfectly. Happy Howloween!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Krazy Lady wasted a good sheet! Keep the Krazy Lady away from those how to site, you have to be an intelligent person with all sorts of tools to do what they do.
Good luck at the elbow quack.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Inger said...

First, I hope the doctor will help your mom's elbow feel better.

Second, I don't think you'll scare anyone in that costume, but lots of people may take pity on you and you may score a lot of goodies. Think about it! It will be all worth it in the end.

Marilia said...

hahahaha... have humans!
Happy Halloween!

Marg said...

Oh Puddles I needed to laugh out loud like that. That costume is hysterical and how good of the Mom to make it for you. We do think you look cute if not scary. Hope you gets tons of treats.
Also sending purrs that the Mom has a good visit with the doctor about the elbow. Happy Halloween. I dare you to come down our street. Take care.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Hope the elbow doctor has some good news for your mum!
Your costume is tres scary and we shrieked when we thought it was a real ghost haunting us from our very computer.
Happy Halloween dear friends!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Oh, Puddles my dear friend....why, oh, why do they DO THIS TO US???
I know, pee on it and she won't make yous wear it!!! BOL
That's what I did to my 'tail' Ma was thinkin' of clippin' to my furs!
So, drink some beers, eat some cheetos, and let the yellow stuffs floooow!

Kisses,
Ruby

scotsmad said...

But at least no one will recognise you...except maybe us from Blogville.

Tell the kerazy lady that group shots involve lots of HBO words, threats and bribes! Also, loads of outtakes!

Our halloween is over. but on our walk this morning we cleaned up some dropped 'treats'. Bonus!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Madi and Mom said...

OMD(oxies) Puddles Puddles Puddles
I do believe that elbow Dr. should have sent your mom to a head Dr. that is just so wrong to cover you your most garjeous eyes with ...whatever in the heck white material is. Every body knows your eyes are the mirrors to your soul yada yada yada and it is too long, you can't see and to top it off you are vertically challenged too.
Hugs Madi your BFFF...and I'll keep a light burning if you want to come live with me.

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL, Happy Halloween
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

dougall.dog said...

I think you look cute Puddles!

chicamom85 said...

Puddles girly!!

1. Happy Halloween

2. My Mommy said to tell your Mommy we are hoping the shot helps and she feels like 87 gazillion times better and she doesn't get any more white spots.

3. Your costume...I don't know what to say exactly...well I do but Mommy won't let me say it...it is very interesting. Hey if it gets you free foodables, I would dress as a dead squirrel. Good luck with treat or treating, maybe you can wear suspenders to hold the costume up.

4. Lets get drunk together!

Loveys Sasha

Stig said...

BOL My mama tries to Pinterest stuff all da time! Da foods usually work da best! Da sewing not so much...

Jazzi said...

Oh Puddles, I think it looks cute. Gee....your mom and mine must have seen the same thing on Pinterest cuz she made me the same thing too.

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Sam and Pippen said...

Pippen isn't in costume because he always looks like he's being horribly abused and tortured...

Sam and Pippen

Murray's Mouth said...

Aw, cutie

Mitch and Molly said...

We love it, Puddles! We can tell it's you - absolutely - the snooter never lies! Happy Halloween!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Mollie said...

You went to the elbow doctor without a driver?? Please let me know what you found out!!!! And I think Puddles makes a lovely ghostie!

Elyse and Riley said...

I was trying to remember if I had commented on this post yet...I don't think so. I think they removed my brain when they operated on Riley's leg!! :)

Well, your mom put forth a good effort...ahem. You look hawt in anything though, so it's all good!

So how did the Kerazy Lady's appointment with the tennis elbow doctor go? Thanks for the good wishes for Riley. I gave her a hug from you and told her you were sending her good wishes! She wagged her tail...no really, she did!

Happy Halloweeeeeenie!

Elyse (and Riley)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Did you get lost on your way, Puddles? We have all been watching and watching for you to arrive at our door and we haven't seen even one ghost. We will leave the light on for you.

Happy Howl-o-ween from all of us!!!!

BOOS and Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Mr. Pip said...

Belch ...well, I just happen to have a red wig if you want to borrow it.

You know, your costume might be good for smuggling beer and burgers across state lines.

Your pal, Pip

Nola said...

BOL she earns her name! Hope it goes well at the dogtor
Nola

Scrappy said...

oh Puddles - it's okay. I don't think my peep could even do it THAT well. (shhhh...don't tell her I said that)

You made me howl on this Hallow's Eve - :) Thanks

Alfie said...

I hope your kerazy lady's elbow is okay! I LOVE your costume! Thank you for making my people laugh! It took their mind off of my ridiculous costume for a good 2 minutes. And me no likey pinterest, it gives humans some crazy (and unwanted) ideas! Happy Hallowoof!

Kaunis Nelli said...

Well I almost fell off my chair cause I laughed so hard. Sorry Puddles!

Shelle Pennington said...

Our mom forgot it was hallowiener day yesterday... lucky for her no kids showed up at the house... ok so they did, but she had all the lights off and was sitting real quiet like in a corner hoping they would go away...

BEST OF LUCK AT THE DOCTOR, Allison!! :) I'm heading out of town on business in just a few minutes, but call my cell or email me and let me know how it went. xxx

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That's a great costume! Hahahaha! Now, where're the treats?

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Aw Miss Puddles, that was hilarious. Sorry but it was. Mum was so blxxdy impressed that there was no sewing involved and your mum still made a costume! Our mum can sew a button on but it will always fall off soon after, hehehe. Happy Halloween little mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Roo said...

What?! Your Mom made you into a drunk ghost? How 'fitting' ;P

Hope you had fun scarin the kiddies :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Tucker said...

BOL... sorry you were costumed!

woof - Tucker