Friday, November 2, 2012

MORE Mail

Oh my goodnesses, doggies, and kittehs does I evers
has sumptin' to shows ya'll!
I gotted a package in da mail from da Dachsies with Moxie
and What's Her Name!
Furst I has to shows what they sent my Kerazy Lady cuz
hers gotted all teary eyed.
Yep, an emotional basket case hers can be.

Anyways, so awhile back Ms. Agnes made this most gawjuss
 table runner and da Kerazy Lady haded a fit overs it.
Wells, her SENT it to us.
OMD...just look at it!
It is absolutely PERFECT and will always be treasured heres.
And it's so purties and colorfuls!
Of course I looks most luverly on it too, brings out my eyeballs.

Nows don't get me wrong I adores da table runner but they sent me
sumptin' tooand it is so much more me than da table thingy.
THEY SENT ME A....

 ....SUPER HERO CAPE!!!!!

Okays it's really a nana but I is pretendin' it be a super hero cape.
It's waaaaay betters than a ghost costume...hehehe.

"Oh Mr. Squirrel, don't mess withs me...I is Super Hero and I will gets you now!"

Oh you noticed what my cape says?
Heres, lemme shows you a better foto since mum can't seems
to get a decent foto of it as usual.

Hehehehehehe...it says Beer Wench...AND it has a beer mug.
OMD, has you evers seen anything more perfect furs me?
I think not.
I just LOOOOVES!
Nows I can saves da world from running out of beer.

Thank You Ms. Agnes and Dachsies furs our super terrific pressies!
They will always be treasured heres.

Puddles
PS: On a totally bornin' note...
Mum went to hers new Dr. and da dude walked in wearin' a DRESS!!!!!!
Him was dressed as a nurse fur Halloween. Him even had da nurses hat...bwhahahahahaha!
Him gave hers anudder injection in her elbow. Him said if it not work then hers will has to have surgery...or if it turns white again. So far, her still hurts though.

61 comments:

Lovable Lily said...

Can I start by telling your Mom to RUN FAST! A man that likes to dress like a woman, well, I'm just saying I would a high-tailed it outta there.

What cool prezzies you got Puddles! That table runner is beautiful and bright too. It looks really marvy on that white table. But we think that your Super Cape totally takes the cake! That WHN is amazing!!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

What Remains Now said...

Dachsies with Moxie and Ms. Agnes are so sweet!! No wonder your momma went crackers over the table runner. It is so beautiful and I know it looks lovely in your home since you have a lot of crisp, clean white. Do I even need to comment on the superhero cape? PERFECTION! I feel a "deading" coming on. Watch out Mr. Squirrel!

Amber DaWeenie said...

A dogter dwessed like a nurse! BOL Your poor mum sure nose how to pickem! BOL BOL

Hope her feels better soon and won't need da sir-ger-e!

You are and always will be...SUPER DOG! Love da new cape. Now you needs one shaped like a CHEETO! Such a purrrrty table tingy too. Those DWM and WHN are purrrty special!

finnhoward said...

That new doc sounds pretty funny!! I love your new cape and that runner is beautiful!

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles what lovely gifts you got there. How kind of Ms Agnes. We send healing paw to mum and we hope surgery won't be needed. BOL funny Doc dressed as a nurse. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Agnes B Bullock said...

POTP for Da Kerazy Lady and her elbow- we hope that she does not need surgery!

jen said...

Ha-ha! I need a cape like that Puddles! That is so awesome!

I sure hope your Mom is feeling better! I can't believe her doctor was wearin a dress! That is hilarious!

Jan Mader said...

What great pictures and terrific post!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Very nice pressies, Puddles, The runner is very pretty and your nana cape is just perfect for you. Hope your Mom is better soon.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Linda said...

OMD, That's a awesome gift fur both you and your mommy.
The cape and Beer Wench made us laugh and pee at the same time.

xo Cinnamon

stellaroselong said...

Puddles I am really really glad you got that superbeer cape now cos now you can fly around and see if you can find my rusted ole brain robot mom...she left us on monday and hasn't found her way home yet!! Our home is literally falling apart at the seams since she has left!
That was very nice of Anges Bullock to send those presents to you guys..I know she lives pretty close to us ..like 5 hours or something like that so maybe i should just go stay with her while mom is trapsing all over the damn place!
p.s. the squirrels in our yard stole sammers hedgehog also!
stella rose

The Websters said...

Nooooooooooooooooooo. We wanted your mom's elbow to FEEL BETTER.

That is a truly fantastic cape. Maybe you can use it to fly to Kansas to see me?

Nora

Marg said...

Oh gosh, we are sorry the Mom is still hurting. That stinks.
The table runner is gorgeous. No wonder the kerazy lady went kerazy over it. So glad she has it on her table now. And you cape is just perfect Puddles. We always enjoy seeing you and all your adventures. Have a great week end.

harrispen said...

That Agnes sure knows you Puddles. That cape is perfect, especially with the embroidery she put on it. I think the table runner is beautiful too and compliments your furs nicely.

Cindy & Millie

Inger said...

First, sorry, but mom has to come first, and I just want to say I hope the needle will work so she doesn't have to have surgery.
Second, love your cape, Puddles, and I'm so glad you've joined the Beer Police -- it sure needs a super hero. I love my beer too. Do you think, now you have that cape and all, that you can make them keep their beer prices down?

Brian said...

Those are such great gifts and your cape is...SUPER! We are all sending purrs to your Mum!

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES
MOM AND I ARE SPEECHLESS (AND YOU KNOW THAT RARELY HAPPENS WITH SO. GALS)!!What an absolutely gorgeous table runner and it does bring out the devil (No mom I didn't not say devil) I said Diva in you! Sorry Puddles.

As for the Cape I just might be asking to borrow that cape next time my hissy Sissy comes to visit. MOL
Hugs to you all
Madi your BFFF

Peggy Frezon said...

That's a fantabulous cape you've got there. And you look beautiful on that table runner. Your mom takes great pictures! I love the soft edges.

GOOSE said...

That is the very most perfect Super Hero Cape! It is perfect. I can see you now....flying around filling everyones mug. Make sure you stop by my house twice. I will be the one wearing my drinking dew rag. It's flamin' hot, can't miss me.
Blessings,
Goose

Hannah and Lucy said...

Puddles that cape is so you!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Elyse and Riley said...

Haha, we cracked up when you said the doctor came in in a dress! What a whackadoodle! :)

That runner is super cute and it sure does bring out the brown in your eyeballs. For sure! That super hero cape is PERFECT for you!! Beer Wench...hahahahaha! They sure do know you, don't they? Have fun deading some animals in the backyard with that cape!

Elyse and Riley

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That is an awesome runner and your cape is pawesome!!!!!

We hope your Mom's elbow gets better and no surgery is needed!

Tanks Two Cents said...

I'm sorry to hear that your mum still has a hurt elbow. Give her a bag of frozen peas and tell her it's from Tank. Is she confined to a crate or, in true redneck style, a box?? Misery loves company:(

Ruby said...

Oh, Puddles, you looks like Wonder Woman in that cape!! (or should that be Wonder Dog-Beer Wench??) Wells, I thinks it is FABulous!! And yours right, much better than the table runner ~ you can't jump squirrels in a single bound wearin' a table runner!! Please.
Okays, now since your the new Beer Wench, fightin' to keep beer stocked around the Globe, we have to gets you a super car shaped like a beer bottle (or a Cheeto!)
Oh, wait, I remember the Pizza Truck fiasco.....never minds....
heheheeee BOL!!!
Your Moms elbow is still hurtin???? Wells, rat poop!!! I hopes she doesn't have to gets it cut open and rearranged!!
Paws crossed that HUGE needle will do the trick!

Kisses,
Ruby

pees: Tells your assistant that she has to be on the balls next time, because I wanted you, too, for the treatie exchange!!! Had it all picked outs and everythings!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That's such a cool cape! And perfectly worded just for you too. :)

scotsmad said...

Beer Wench....that's just perfect and not only that but a SUPER HERO BEER WENCH. We can just see it. Puddles swoopin' in with a bottle in each hand to defend truth...justice and the Dachshund Way! Or just cause major mayhem......whatever!

That doctor sounds like a hoot!

XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Oh my Dog! That table runner is soooo bee-yootiful, Mum is just seething with envy, her face has turned a disgusting shade of green!
If we have any wishes we need to come true we will ask you with your super powers (you do love us right?)
Hope your mum's elbow gets better very soon.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds, I am not sure a wench is a good thing to call you, especially when you're so clearly a dainty little lady..

Your poor mama. The Typist had 2 nasty needles in her thumb some time back. They were ouchy but made her feel better. I hope your mama's elbow gets good soon too. You take good care of her okay?

Big kisses for the weekend! X

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hehehe, Miss Puddles, aka Super Beer Drinking Wench, no one will mess with you now. What wonderful friends to send you all a pressie. Hope you mum's elbow gets better soon. The Dr in a nurses uniform sounds like a hoot. He must be a good guy. See ya soon.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Two French Bulldogs said...

Love the colors. And the cape!! whoooa..
Benny & Lily

Casey said...

OMD, you're a super hero! Villains everywhere flee from the might of BEER WENCH!!

Berts Blog said...

First let me just say that I cannot beleive you feel bad for Allred. Allred....King of the squirell army)
That being said, I know you love me more so I will just pretend you didn't say that.
And wow, that is a really neat runner and you look stunning in your cape, but then you look stunning in anything you wear.
Your ture friend
Bert

chicamom85 said...

Puddles my sweet super hero pal, you look perfect in that cape. No squirrel will dare come in your yard. I had to be the stupid yellow submarine AGAIN. I did get treats and a new squeaky but sheesh I do not like Halloween. Now it is on to turkey and tatos and stuffers! Mommy is crazy for the table runner, it is so pretty.

From my Mommy, she is hoping so much that her elbow gets better now. She feels her pain and wishes we could do something to help. I am sending a fresh batch of magic bubbles and a big hug and lots of licks, please give them to her. If she does need surgery, maybe you can go along and be super hero nurse and take care of her. I don't know if they will let you scrub up for surgery but maybe you can wear gloves or something. Work on it, just in case. I know your Mommy would feel so much better knowing you were in there helping them fix her elbow.

Loveys Sasha

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Now let me get this straight - the Kerazy Lady let a man hooman V-E-T dressed like a gurl hooman V-E-T tech stick a needle in her? Now that do just be kerazy! I hope that needle do not turn the Kerazy Lady into a Kerazy Man! But you, gurlfurend, you look FAB in your super hero beer wench cape. Has no fear, Beer Wench Puddles be here. Kinda has a nice ring to it, no?

dougall.dog said...

Bahahaha! Your mum's dogtor sounds like a great character!!

Also, your cape is so great, I reckon you're pretty super!

Cotton said...

Woah, you're own super hero cape? That's top notch!
Cotton

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Your poor mom.

But you hit the jackpot, Puddles.

Alfie said...

You have to protect your momma from the monsters! That cape looks great! Why don't humans get it that the only thing we don't mind wearing is capes?! None of this silly stuff!

Murray's Mouth said...

Those squirrels are sure to be scared!

Cole said...

What a cool cape! WHN sure must like you and your mom. :-)

That doctor sure sounds like a lot of fun. I hope mom's elbow is feeling better.

KB said...

A super hero cape that says "Beer Wench"? As you would say, bawawawawa!!!

I hope your mum gets better without surgery.

Jazzi said...

What a great gift and yah it does bring out your eyes Puddles. Love the cape and that was so funny about the DR. BOL Hope her elbow will feel better like ASAP!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Kaunis Nelli said...

I love the cheery table runner and I'm sooo envious of the cape! Squirrels beware!

Mitch and Molly said...

The table runner is just gorgeous and so is your cape, Puddles!
We sure hope your mom doesn't have to have surgery.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Roo said...

Oh that was so nice of WHN! That table runner your Mom got is so cheery! I bet lookin at it will make her elbow feel better :)

Luv your beer cape. BOL! Absolutely pawfect! Good ol' WHN :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

The Websters said...

So, I took your advice last night to pounce Master. You see, they moved the sofa from against the wall to the middle of the room so I could come from behind. I kicked him on the head and landed right in his lap on his tender bits.

He was SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MAD at me.

Anyway, it was worth it.

Good advice.

Nora

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Wow!! What a lovely table runner!! And an incredible gift!! From the heart for sure!! ;)
So you are a superhero now!! Cool!! What's your power? Mine would be--if I could choose--to fly!! Like Iron Man!! ;-D
A cross-dressing nurse.... Er.... I mean doctor!! Crack. Me. Up!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Sam said...

Hmmm...sorry to learn that your mom's arm hurts. Maybe they could give her a bionic arm instead. Love the cape Puddles.

Wyatt said...

Puddles,
What a perfect gift for you! How did Ms. Agnes know?
Love the table runner, so festive :D

Wyatt

Chicco said...

Have a nice sunday!
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Asta said...

Puddles
That is soopew cool and bootiful
espeshully wif you on it, hehehe
and now that you have a soopew hewo cape, I'm expecting to see you flying ovew to visit me, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTa

Mr. Pip said...

Well, as long as you are wearing that cape, would you mind fetching me a beer and a burger ...I tip well.

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: I hope your mom's elbow is healing!

Remington said...

AWESOME! And you look great too Miss Puddles!

Hound Girl said...

seriously I need to take lessons from your mom on how to get amazing gifts sent to me :)

Love the cape and the name is so fitting! you look good in anything though Miss Puddles!

Im glad you got another shot but hopefully this will work and you dont have to do surgery :( if you have surgery I will come take care of the dogs and Abigail - I need some practice :)

love yall.

Marilia said...

OMG! You´re a beautiful super hero!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

you look nice all dooded up!
love
tweedles

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD, a Super Hero Cape...and it's yellow!! How Pawesome! Squirrels beware!!

~Higgins

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles! That table runner is beautiful and the cape....well...it just says it all, doesn't it! You look so gorgeous in it too. You can wear it when your having your beers and Cheetos! I sure hope your Momma's elbow gets better soon and she doesn't have to have the surgery.

Bobbi and Gracie said...

NICE gift! Your friend is so thoughtful and I love your super hero cape Puddles! Hope your mum's feeling better!

Pibble said...

Haha! "Beer Wench" - perfect-o!

The table runner is gorgeous - the fabrics are just beautiful!