Hellos furiends!
Lemme re-introduce myself...My name is Puddles
and I has a kerazy lady dat thinks her is an invalid cuz her has a wonky elbow.
Wonky elbow has caused an apparent HIATEUS.
Sorry but it is a freakin' elbow...NOT expressed butt glands...sheez!
Nows dats some real pain lemme tells you.
I ain't gonna bore ya'll no mores withs talkin' bout her elbow though.
Lemme re-introduce myself...My name is Puddles
and I has a kerazy lady dat thinks her is an invalid cuz her has a wonky elbow.
Wonky elbow has caused an apparent HIATEUS.
Sorry but it is a freakin' elbow...NOT expressed butt glands...sheez!
Nows dats some real pain lemme tells you.
I ain't gonna bore ya'll no mores withs talkin' bout her elbow though.
Here I is and luckily I hasn't changed at all.
I still look da same and act da same...hehehe.
I hads me some company on Monday.
Shelle and her boy, Reed camed to sees ME...dat would be Milo, Dixie, and Newby's peoples...and if you not knows them then you must run overs and meet them cuz they is freakin' hilarious!
They be just like a warm slice of apple pie they be so sweet...even though they brung me no waffles and I knows they had waffles cuz I seened them on their blog. And I wanted some withs some whippy creams drizzled in beer...mmmmmmmm, sounds yummy huh?
Okays, back to my story.
They cames to sees me and they was so excited to sees me dat I think they nearly peed
all overs their self...seriously...I wouldn't make dat up.
And since they not bring me no waffles, they brought me some beer
instead so I furgaves them real quick cuz dats just da kind of dog I is.
Straight from Kentucky...I believes it da good kind of beer and not da grocery store beer.
Blob #1 was tryin' toget all up in my bidness...and beer.
But I telled him real quick to go on.
I says..."Brudder, don't make me embarrass you on my blog"
They cames to sees me and they was so excited to sees me dat I think they nearly peed
all overs their self...seriously...I wouldn't make dat up.
And since they not bring me no waffles, they brought me some beer
instead so I furgaves them real quick cuz dats just da kind of dog I is.
Blob #1 was tryin' toget all up in my bidness...and beer.
But I telled him real quick to go on.
I says..."Brudder, don't make me embarrass you on my blog"
And OMG... all of a sudden he started suckin' up all my limelight too...not cool.
I has no idea what has gotten into him but it betters get out.
Fear not thouugh cuz I is PUDDLES...
and I gets my way.
Seeeeeeeee....
I likes snuggles.
Momma Shelle gives good snuggles.
BAHHHHH.....
I do be an attention whore what can I say.
(sorry Brudder)
Her hads treats but pretended like hers not has none.
Duh...I can smell them.
And dats Reed's big feet overs to da side.
His feet be longer than my whole body...hehehe.
WTF?
I wanted them to stay longer but they had to be on their way to get back to Milo, Dixie, and Newby.
It was sad to sees them leave.
But I was so happy I gotted to meet them in da skin.
Thank You Shelle and Reed furs takin' da time to come see me.
I had such a blast and my mum keeps talkin; bouts how wonderful ya'll is...
...and how mannerly da boy is. You done good with him.
Puddles
PS: I promise my hiatus is overs even though da elbow still be wonkey.
Fear not thouugh cuz I is PUDDLES...
and I gets my way.
Seeeeeeeee....
BAHHHHH.....
(sorry Brudder)
Duh...I can smell them.
And dats Reed's big feet overs to da side.
His feet be longer than my whole body...hehehe.
I wanted them to stay longer but they had to be on their way to get back to Milo, Dixie, and Newby.
It was sad to sees them leave.
But I was so happy I gotted to meet them in da skin.
Thank You Shelle and Reed furs takin' da time to come see me.
I had such a blast and my mum keeps talkin; bouts how wonderful ya'll is...
...and how mannerly da boy is. You done good with him.
Puddles
PS: I promise my hiatus is overs even though da elbow still be wonkey.
62 comments:
How khool woo got visitors AND BEER!!!!!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Attention whore! BAHAHAHAH! Love it!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Oh Puddles D. Rainwater I missed you like a sore thumb.....mol...just kiddin' I missed something terrible.
the the crazy lady to put her arm in a sling and suck it up. JK we hope she finds some relief soon.
OMDs what a wonderful surprise to have visitors to your homestead and even better they came with beers and treats. Ms. Shelle looks like a very good friend, Mom and Doxie lover.
You made a ton of memories too.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
PS I'm so glad you like my Q&A...I was so hoping you'd be proud as punch!!
BOL Puddles we have cracked up over here. Beer and treats, nice one. Nice to see everybody. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
There must be a lot of bloggers in your neighbourhood, Puddles. You seem to be having visitors all the time! Pressies, visitors, more pressies, cake, nail polish, beer. What a life. Tell your mama to watch her elbow. Once a joint goes, it gone for good. I knows.
Oi! Why am I starting to speak like yo?
OK let me get the poiliyeness out of the way... I hope the mom's elbow feels better. OK now I have to know, did they leave the beer when they left? I saw it had horses on it, does it run right through ya or can ya rein it in? Anyone can see why peeps and the furry ones would want to stop and see ya Miss Puddles. You know what I think? I think that you should offer bus tours to the Puddle's place. Think of all the beer and even Cheetos you could collect!!! I am so glad you are back around, life just IS NOT the same without you around. This place just about goes to you know where (H E L L, I thought I'd spell it out for ya) without you and at times can be a snooze fest. Glad you are back and I know you are ready to light up our world. Where's my lamp shade?....OK I am ready.
Blessings,
Goose
Puddles...you are becoming a destination vacation. Hope da kerazy lady gets some relief.
You get the best visitors Puddles! How fun to have one of your blogging friends stop and cuddle with you and bring you beer, I'd be an attention whore too if they came to my house with presents!
We missed you so much, Puddles!! Glad you had some visitors! Too cool. We never get any visitors...mainly because Riley is the "Riled Child..." All riled up.
Thanks for your well wishes for Riley! She'll be all better before we know it. I figured out she'll get off of crate rest on Christmas day!! :)
Elyse and Riley
Beer and visitors- how lucky can Puddles get!
WHAT?????? Miss Shelle and Master Reed visited YOU??? FUR SURE... in the SKINS and EVERYTHINGY???? WOW WOW WOW... THAT is just Wonderful. AND they brought KY Beers??? AND snacks... THIS is just FANGtastical. I'll bet they REALLY hated to leave you.
So sorry that your mom's elbow has still not gotten better. Maybe she has Worms in there.
Whew! I've been missing seeing you and hearing about what you've been up to! Blogville isn't the same without you.
I'm not surprised that all kinds of people are suddenly making the trek to come and visit you. Nobody can resist us Greyhounds! ;)
Bunny
Aren't visitors wonder-fur!!!! They always bring us good things when the peeps in our own family furget we's even there. Think you better put Albert in his place though. He be tryin to steal your show!
:o)
Hope da Momma's elbow gets un-wonky real soon!
Glad your back, Blogville has just not been the same without you! Heeheehee.
Your Furiends
Susie & Bites
Pees; Don't drink all that beer at one time
Maybe since your moms elbow is still annoying her she should come take a visit to Texas to heal :)
Wow im jealous someone got to come visit you!
I miss yall!
I was just checking on you last night and now here you are today.
Sorry your Mom has got the wonkie elbo maybe she could rub some beer on it. lol
Please don't drink and drive.
I'll be waitn to see you in your new halloweenie costume.
xo Cinnamon
I agree with Frankie... I lookeded at her bow-bow and there is this huge worm in it. Perhaps a visit to the dogtor with a good deworming is what y'all need.
We loved visiting you all. But if you do start doing the "Puddles Wagon of Fun" tour thing, start charging people to get into South Carolina cause you all have the most awful roads in the history of road-dom.
Reed is still charmed by your voice! I think he needs a south carolina girlfriend. Not puddles though, she would probably empty his bank account and go to the bahamas or something. :) She looks shift in the furs. :)
<3 <3 you all so much!!
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
It's always nice to see friends - and Puddles... You are adorable!
Sam
Wow, Puddles, you get all sorts of visitors! I need to come visit you now. I will definitely bring beer and Cheetos.
Company is so much fun! Looks like you had a great time! Beer and friends!
Finally Puddles, you are back! Next time the krazy lady can't type, it's time to hire a different assistant to help you out. You were gone far too long for our liking!!
We were so excited to see you pictures. We had heard that you was having visitors and was happy to see that Miss Shelle and Reed finally made it your way. Aren't they just the best. We hope to meet Miss Shelle in the first person next time she is in Florida. We'll be there for 6 months and will have plenty of time for her.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
p.s. You look mighty purdy in your dress.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Cool! And they even brought Kentucky beer!! I'm surprised you didn't pee your fur Puddles. Well, I guess that's something you shouldn't share anyway. heheh! You are lookin' good in pink girl!! :)
I'm still mad about the betrayal of your last visitor.
-Corbin. (Note, period at the end of my name means I'm still mad)
That was a fun visit fur sure...and beer too!
Oh Puddles, that does sounds like such a good visit. So did you get scnockered on all that beer? How is your head?? We are so glad that you are back but we hope the wonky elbow gets all better really soon. Take care.
LOL.. Puddles you are a trip! That first paragraph gave me the laugh I needed for the day!
How AWESOME and what a nice visit! And beer! Don't drink it all at one sitting now, ya hear?
I am soooo glad you're back. This took me back to last summer when you were missing the entire summer and I was so worried.
You are a gawjuss hussie Ms Puddles Duddles, yep you worked you way right into every picture. Workin it girl!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
WOWSERS Puddles dat sure nuffs looked liked a pawesome visits, Hmmm wee finks wee needs to fly ova fur a visits one days
Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxx
Hey Puddles!
Wow, first of all I'm sending healing vibes to all unwonkify that elbow. Shesh. Looks like a great visit and you did a great job of reclaiming the spotlight. So what we really all want to know is: HOW WAS THAT KY BEER?!?!?! hickup
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
There's more than an elbow that's wonkey round the Puddles house.
Sometimes a hiatus is ok. Just tell your secretary that it's a good thing you are too cute and we are forgiving! BOL! Hope she is feeling ok now.
Looks like you had a nice visit! Even if you did have to share with your brofur.
And yes, Puddles, we can see how Reed's foot is longer than you are. We never realized you are so tiny!
We are thrilled to see you have come off your hiatus and put Mum's wonky elbow to work again!
That must have been a lovely visit, especially as they were good enough to bring beer.
You are just a cuddle monster Puddles :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Puddles do you think your moms elbow is wonky cos of lifting up the beer? Just a thought? Maybe you should pour it in a little dish and let her drink it out of that?
We sure loved your pictures today...i really like your necklace? Did someone who loves you give it to you?
stella rose
Woof! Woof! Oh a visitor. Love your jewels n your pink outfit. Guess what I'm wearing pink too on my post today. Happy Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
OMD Puddles! I've sure enough missed your pervy self!!!!! I just can't stand how gawjuss you are!
Anyhu, You sures get the bestest visitors there at the Mansion! They brings you free BEER??? Oh, man! Those are some good peeps!
(would a waffle on the side kill em' thou??? I mean, a girls gotta eat, right??)
Those snuggles look down right illegal Puddles!! WAY too much fun!
Wells, I'm sure glads you are back, and tell your Moms that I hope her elbow is betters! (we all know she was just hittin' the sauce, huh???)
Kisses,
Ruby
Fantastic visit!
But we think a marriage of English Ale and Irish Ale...makes for an explosive brew. So just be careful.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
We're on vacation but hopped on here JUST to check on you. I was getting SUPER worried.
Glad the problem was just your mom's elbow and nothing serious like butt glands.
Nora
OMD Puddles...you is always getting to see everyone is the furs! You must be real famous is all I can say!
~Higgins
But, Puddles, I think if'n they had brunged you waffles you would has been all like "WTF where is my BEER?", no?
We're so happy that you're back, Puddles and you still have blue nails!
That beer sure looks yummy. October in National Pizza month, ya know and beer and pizza go together quite nicely!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Puddles, girl I have been missing you something awful. Our Mommies are getting to be a real pain in the butt. My Mommy has been too busy to blog cause she is seeing doctors about her back. Well BFD, if you ask me. She can still sit and type can't she?? What Mommy...I gotta type real quick now, cause I am not aloud to be as blunt as you on my blog about the lazy butt Mommy situation. I am glad you are back. How cool that you had company but what was up with Albert, getting all up in it??? I know you took care of it and put him in his place, but sheeeeesh. I like Gooses idea of bus tours to visit you. Let me know when they start and I will bring beer, cheetos and squirrel stew. I gotta go, shes coming. Did you try peeing on the elbow yet?? I tried it on Mommies back and she got real mad, so be careful.
Loveys Sasha
How cool you got to meet them!
Nola
A wonky elbow? Is that as bad or worse than a wonky human brain?
Hope your mom is doing better.
Hoping your mom is feeling better, if not now, then sometime soon.
The only thing more overwhelming than your ego, Puddles, is your beauty! You always make me laugh - thanks!
Oh Puddles....
How I've missed you!! Your Blog posts always crack me up!! Yep. They produce countless bouts of snorting laughter!! Plus giggles!! I just need to be sure that I am not drinking anything while reading!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;-}
Wow, what a pleasant surprise!! Blogging Friends.... Who you had yet to meet in person.... Visiting you!! How neat!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
*sheesh* Siblings can be such pains... Seriously, what was the Blob thinking, trying to get between a girl and her beer? But it looks like you had a good visit, and you were able to take your natural position as the center of attention, as it should be! And yes, you are gorgeous!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
PeeEss: These humans come up with some silly excuses to not assist with the bloggie - your Mom's elbow thingy, our Mom's "work" - do they really think we're buying these lame-ass excuses?
That looked like some really fun times. WE are gonna go over and introduce ourselves cause they look like cool humans.
I hope this doesnt en up in your spam box.
Love
Bert
WOW, a visit from friends, lots of attention, beer, treats, it doesnt get much better than that Puddles!!
wags
jazzi and Addi
Puddles! You gives me some good chuckles and I is so happy you gotted not-grocery-store beer! You's looking beautiful as always....
love,
Reuben
Don't you just hate the "I don't have a treat" game... We has good smelling noses!
An elbow?! What's that got to do with fingertips and typing! Puddles, you should put in a transfer to Miss Shelle's place - looks like her elbows are a-okay.
Seriously, it looks like you had a fun visit, and I hope your mom is well again real soon.
Puddles
you'we a sight fow sowe eyes
I've missed you and you awe mowe bootiful than evew. What a gweat tweat to have such a distinguished and loving visitow and bwinging you beew (even though she fowgot the waffles)
vewy cool
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Now THAT looks like fun, you sure you didnt have any of the beer der Puddles! and Dante does think your very Hawt, we have had to drag him away from your photo. BOL
Slobbers
Thank you for your kind thoughts of love and healing for my mommy. It means a lot to us.
love
tweedles
I enjoyed reading all your blog like everyone else. It's a great story. Beers and lots of beers.
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Alright Puddles mate? Been a bit out of circulation myself. How come you didn't give me a shout about the beer pal?! And Pudds.... your nails are STILL blue! Deccy x
Puddles,
I would never try to steal your limelight. What is the blob thinking? Thank goodness you had some beer in you or there could have been real trouble there.
Kisses,
Dexter
Howdy Miss Puddles, glad to see ya again. Your friends are great especially to bring you beer. Did you have to share it? See ya soon sweetie pie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Hi Puddles! What fun to have company. That's some fancy necklace you're wearing too. Can't wait to hear about your Halloween adventures, I'm sure there'll be something good!
Hey there Puddles - us Beaglebratz here. Did youze guyz git bothered by Hurricane Sandy? Shure due hope all iz well.
Shiloh'n The DIVA Shasta
Nice company and nice hostess gift for you, Puddles!!
Wyatt
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