Friday, November 30, 2012

A Late Thanksgiving Day Post

I is back afters one heck of a week dat be all my Kerazy Lady's fault.
But I just not has da time to talks bouts her poor, pathetic life and accidents
cuz I still hasn't tolded ya'll bouts my Thanksgiving day.
And luckily I has photos today.
Howevers,  PISScasa has done ticked me off.

Nows,we has had our Christmas tree up fur like evers cuz
 mum be weird and puts it up like REALLY early.
AND, her has a tendency to decorate it, RE-dcorate it, and then RE-decorate it again.
(sumptin bouts makin' sures everything be in da right place...it's called OCD)
Anyhows, we not turn da lights on til Thanksgivin' Day and so when we did...
...there was NO bright, shiny, purty lights.
Nope, they was all out.


{bad quality cuz of PISScasa}

But truth me told, me doned it withs Brudder Albert.
We DEADED da lights.

Sees we likes to go round and round and round through da tree chasin' each udders
and likes makin' da tree sway back and forth...
...looks like it be dancin' which always makes me happy.
So dats hows we killed da lights.

It took mum almost da whole day to redo eveything dat we rearranged and broked and deaded.
Now we has purty lights again.
Not sures how long we has 'em but we has 'em fur nows.


Of course not even an hour laters mum founded my cheeseburger I tooks under da tree to plays withs.
It wasn't a real cheeseburger though.
I now has a restrain' order to stay 100 feet away from da tree...ummmm, and I STILL has da one to stay aways from Barbie too.

Christmas Card Tally:
ME:17
Hoomans: 0

52 comments:

Team Beaglebratz said...

Our mom iz STILL tryin'tue git our house all dekorated. We Beaglebratz haf given up tryin'tue post anything an'r TRYIN"tue keep her motivated so we can haf sum of our runnin'an playin'space bak - it'z takin'FUREVER. It's called ADD with none of the hyper tue go with it - in fact our mom'z problem iz the hyper haz come almost tue a complete stop. Ok - mom iz NOT movin' - we gotta go move her.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

By the way, u iz lookin'good this mornin'

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL
PUDDLES I'LL BE ON THE NEXT 'GREYHOUND' BOUND FOR SC. ONCE I ARRIVE I WILL SHOW YOU AND ALBERT HOW TO CLIMB IN JUST THE PURRFECT SPOT ON YOUR TREE.....AND HOW TO GET DOWN PDQ. Mom told me TOTO THE mighty mini doxie used to raise his leg against all our live trees...so tell the crazy lady things could be worse than having no lights.
hugs your bfff
madi ps the tree is very very pretty...currently

georgia little pea said...

You are hilarious Pudds! If I deaded the lights or even one ball on our tree, I'd be dead myself. Your tree is gawjus! I like the snowflakes especially. We don't have those here. Hooroo! X

Molly The Wally said...

BOL funny Puddles. We not bothered with the tree it's the pressies underneath that we want. I am always trying to crawl commando style to try and get them. Well it is hard to wait till Christmas when you know there are treats there. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I didn't know running round the tree makes the lights go deaded!! I have to be much more careful - hey we just got a new tree but the peeps been too lazy to take it out the box..... they are the opposite of your human Puddles, they leave it too long before putting it up, and I Rubie..... want to start sniffin' the presents that go underneath!

BOL at the card tally!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Lovable Lily said...

Puddles, you crack us up this morning! Mommy spit coffee outta her nose reading your Christmas tree story. We think you did a mighty fine job deading the lights. You deserve an award for that one (even tho the Kerazy lady don't think so.) We actually mighty proud of you.

We put up a really lame tree this year. It looks just like the one from the Charlie Brown story, except ours came from Wally World.

Mommy refuses to put any prezzie's under our tree because she knows how much I love to open packages. She ain't fooling no one at this house on where their hiding. I can smell a bone from a mile away. Plus she yells at Daddy ~ DON'T OPEN THAT CLOSET! Like seriously.....

We think your tree is beautiful but do agree here that you need to hang your cheeseburger on the very top of the tree instead of a star or whatever. That way you claim the tree as yours!

I bet Sarge is gonna be handing out a lot of restraining orders this time of year.

Good luck Puddles, we're sure glad we're not in your shoes (oh, I meant to say paws.)

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Kaunis Nelli said...

Well luckily you're alive, the lights could have deaded you, you pretty little thing. Love your new header :)

What Remains Now said...

It's probably hard for you, living with your mom's OCD, but it sure does result in a purdy Christmas tree! Freedom, Casper, Nikki & Twinkie are winning in the Christmas card count too. I take them into work and share them with my friend, Lori. It's one of our favorite Christmas things.

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Hahahahahahaha Oh Puddles.. sounds like you're getting into some trouble there. I'm glad you still have your sense of humor. Pisscasa! LOL > You crack me up!

Marg said...

Puddles, we are laughing so hard at you this morning. PISScasa makes us furious too. Blogger is such a piece of junk or I should say sh^&*. Your tree is very pretty and we can't blame Mom one bit for resticting you from the tree. You all take good care.

Amber DaWeenie said...

I's comed out of me bloggy break jus' long enough to say WOOF (even if me gots no WOOF over me room right now) and warn you dat Santa Paws is watchin you. Butt...I's proud of you deadin' da lights. Did ya shake em and roll on em too? Dat what wee's supposed to do, right?

jen said...

So let me get this straight, you now have a restraining order against the tree and Barbie? (shake head) Next I bet your going to have a restraining order against Santa!

Tell your Mom her tree looks beautiful, she done good this year!

Gloria Hood said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA Good work! Love your header pic!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Mr. Pip said...

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, I have that same cheeseburger toy!

But seriously, are you part cat?? Rosie LOVES to rearrange the decorations ...she even tried to climb the tree last year, but her butt was too big to make it very far up the trunk. Bawhahahahaha!

Your pal, Pip

houndstooth said...

Ooooo! Your tree is so pretty and sparkly! I can't believe there aren't any Dachshund and Greyhound ornaments on it, though. You should do something about that!

I think we need a video of you and Albert making the tree dance!

Bunny

Remington said...

Beautiful tree, my friend....

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WE just LOVE your tree. No Snowmen on YOURS... Would you like about 87 of OURS????
PISScasa is very much BAD.

Bassetmomma said...

Man! What good is a pretty tree if you can't play around it! LOL!

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles, you always make us laugh. Your tree is very pretty and you are so cute peeking out from under it.

Millie & Cindy

Casey said...

You have a very pretty tree! Scribbles deaded the lights on the bottom of our tree this year. It makes Momma very frustrated, because sometimes you'll brush against the tree and it lights up, then other times you'll knock it and it all goes out! I say it's possessed.

Brian said...

Your tree is so very pretty and you should be able to run around it any old time!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Puddles, remember the new jail, keep it up and you are going to be the first to see from the inside, Tell Albert the same. LEAVES THE TREE ALONE, its for lookie loos only.

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Sam and Pippen said...

We have out tree up too and let us tell you... our mom is getting close to the kerazy lady category! We not only have a purple fuzzy spider in the tree but also a PUMPKIN!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. There's also TWO squirrels in our tree. Do you think you could do something about that?

Agnes Bullock said...

Pissaca stinks- we still can't find it on Google + to fix it, but we could help Frankie and Ernie's Mom fix hers!

We need you to come here- you need to take control of our WHN since you can handle your Kerazy Lady so well!

April McLeod said...

Hilarious as usual! I loved the part where you said you guys killed the lights because you made the tree dance by running around it. Hilarious! You gave me my furst laugh out loud moment!

April McLeod said...

PISScassa! Hilarious! I'm going to be thinking about this post all day....

Patrice and Higgins said...

BOL!!!! Great job deading the lights! I bet your mom was swearing up a storm trying to figure out what was wrong!! BOL!!

~Higgins

GOOSE said...

I would pay a truck load of sticks to see you racen around the tree. I would pay two truck loads of stick to have a tree of my own. And I would pay 3 semi loads of sticks if I could run around a tree with you. And the crazy lady should be thankful about you deaded the lights, what would she have done for a day if you had not. The tree looks good though. But I think if I get a tree I am going to decorate it with Cheetos and empty beer cans. That would be the most beautiful tree ever. Oh you know what I just thought of... Maybe if you ran around the tree in the other direction the lights would have come back on. You know some peeps pay good green papers for electrical advise like this.
Blessings,
Goose

stellaroselong said...

First your tree is beautiful..i love christmas trees cos i know when i see a tree go up then it is almost present time!! I also have a thing for the lights and last night mom scolded me in her meanie voice when i contemplated biting the lights! Dad says we have a really ugly tree cos it is tall and skinny..mom says she is living vicariously through the tree..????...
stella rose

Corbin said...

No tree up at the Corbin's house yet. Was your tree up with my parents betrayed me? The momma didn't say nothing about you havin' your Christmas lights on your front porch.
-Corbin

Oskar said...

Puddles, it is so great to see your lovely face again!

The tree looks nice, we always have to worry about the kitties climbing the tree!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

The Websters said...

Two posts in one week!?! I just tinkled a little at the excitement.

That's really fun you have a tree to run around. Ours is UP on the TRUNK and WAY UP HIGH. Mrs. Master hasn't even figured out what to do with them (we have three like a set) b/c the living room is rearranged and she isn't very creative.

Your mom should come decorate our house. Then, you could come and we could drink spiked cider and run around my patio to really finish off the grass.

Good job deading the lights.

Ever so proud,

Nora B. Webster

Marilia said...

HAhahah! BEautiful post!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You look sooo tiny under the Christmas Tree. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

rottrover said...

Yup, me 'n Gizmo "watered" our tree our first Christmas...for some reason THEY were not amused...

Happy weekend!

-Bart

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles, you is just a bundle of fun and joy! Careful though, your Mom might decide to elevate those trees, and then they will be out of your reach!

Ruby said...

You are one lucky Doxie Puddles! You gets to play with a real life Christmas tree?? AND dead the lights??? Oh, the funs....
Here at 'chez BORING' I don't have ANY Christmas joy! NONE! Ma hasn't even hung up my cards yets!!!!
(oh, Ma has only gots like 5 cards and I've gots like 17 !!! AND one of those cards was from her dentist!!!! BOL Poor woman, so sad! hehehe)
Anyhu, If you need some helps deading the lights agains, or putting tinsel up your nose, let me know ~ I seem to be an expert at both!
I love how your already putting pressies for yourself under the tree! Restraining order, disdaining order! Pfft! I can gets you out of that! Just call Pip!
That cheeseburger toy looks like it has too much stuffing thou...I could helps you with that also.
Your ever helpful furend...

Kisses,
Ruby

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We wanna play round and round the Christmas tree too! Dang it. Any idea how we can get Mommy and Daddy to put our tree up?

scotsmad said...

Are you sure that tree didn't come with a squirrel in it? Could have...just sayin'.

Bet you and Albert just have the best time. We'll have to try that game.

XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

Nola said...

Mom's still feverishly decorating our house! Oh well, at least she put up our CHristmas Doxie.
Love your new header!
Nola

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Your tree looks stuuuuupendous!!!
At least your mum can be bothered to put it up and decorate it beautifully - we are lucky to have our tree up by Christmas day and looks like someone from a lunatic asylum decorated it (which is not too far from the truth, hehe).
Watch out for those wires.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Ha! Puddles, you make us laugh. What a beautiful tree!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

chicamom85 said...

Puddles!!! I am always so happy to see you. I love when the tree goes up. I make a little snuggle spot right under way in the back, so no one can bug me. I bet it would be fun to do chase under there. Can I borrow Albert just for a couple of hours?? Sometimes I leave a package back there too, but Mommy usually gets mad and throws it away. I don't get it, do you? I am getting nervous already about Santa. Do you think if I was sassy but mostly pretty good, I will be ok? Remington actually knows Santa, so I am thinking I am pretty safe. Do you want me to have him put in a good word for you and get you off the naughty list? Let me know, I don't want you to wake up on Christmas without some beer and cheetos in your stocking.


Loveys Sasha

Murray's Mouth said...

Surprisingly the tree never phases us...the cat is another story!

Mitch and Molly said...

Your Christmas tree is BEAUTIFUL, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Inger said...

Puddles, you have to be nicer to you mom, don't forget she's got a bad arm and fixing all those lights.... Not so good. One thing you got to remember about your mom is that at the end of her arms there are her hands. Why am I reminding your of this? Because your mom's hands are the hands that feed your cute little tummy, OK. I don't want to preach here, but I love you Puddles and I just thought I would remind you. Be good to mommy. Samson sends hugs, he's feeling much better now.

KB said...

You sure do keep your mom on her toes! Our "puppy" ate a remote control today. How do I get a restraining order? :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Poor Mom, we hope all her troubles go away soon. Puddles, you should be nice to her, she might just have that inside track to Santa's Christmas list.

Our tree is up, but we can only go near it if the flashy beast needs a pic. Otherwise we are kept away by the evil gate. We used to think those gates were to protect the babies from the stairs, but no more babies here, so now we are convinced it is made for containing/restraining us. Bah humbug.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Wyatt said...

Puddles-
You should hang all your toys and cheeseburgers on the tree (and a couple of beer cans). It's good to have lots of different colors and textures on the tree...I saw that in a magazine.

Wyatt

Cotton said...

I love that cheese burger :)
You look so cute under the tree
Congrats on getting more cards then the humans :)
Cotton

Declan said...

Our tree goes up about 2 days before Christmas.... assuming anyone can bother to put it up at all. I'm coming to live with you.... Deccy x

Sweet William The Scot said...

Your back in the photos ~ you purchased more space. Restraining order, whats that? You have no restraints in your body, I know that Puddles. Why even your poopie hole has no restraints.
Lovely tree it would be ashame if it landed on you!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot