Monday, December 3, 2012

Christmas Cards and blah blah blah


So I gotted my Christmas cards in da mail last week.
You knows da ones I is sendin' out.
Mum opened da box and was HORRIFIED at what her seened.
Hers was all likes OMG Puddles WHY in the bleep did you pick that picture?
(Well dats what her gets fur lettin' me pick out da foto.)
I telled her da cards couldn't possibly be anymore prefect cuz da foto really shows my personality...
...bwhahahahahahaha!
Sorry dat should has been in caps...
....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okays betters.

See I thoughted bouts da one wheres I was rollin' my eyeballs, then I thoughted bouts da one
wheres I was givin' my bestest eat crap look, but I settled on anudder one dat really captures da Puddles spirit.
But I can't shows it to you.

Lemme tells ya'll, I has bee slavin' away gettin' my cards addressed and licked and what not.
These little paws of mine has nevers worked so hard in their entire life.
 Can't you tells how hard I has been workin'?

(I also cussed out PISScasa some mores overs da weekend)

Heres da cards I has gotten.
They is on da baffroom door so I can sees them while I is on da couch.
I thinks we may need a bigger door.
(Goose, can you makes a bigger door withs your power tools?)

I thinks I is gonna be embarrassed of my card afters seein' all these beautiful ones I has gotted.

CHRISTMAS CARD COUNT:
ME: 22
HOOMANS: .5
They gets .5 cuz one was addressed to me and My Girl

Puddles


53 comments:

Dexter said...

Miss Puddles,
Humans should not be allowed to select photos. They have no taste.

Kisses,
Dexter

Lovable Lily said...

We think you were very smart Puddles for picking out your own card this year.

Humans put up a tree with ornaments then yell No, No, No when we try to go near it. Humans put pretty prezzies under the tree and yell No, No, No when we try to unwrap them. Just not right I tell ya!

So we say Yes, Yes, Yes to you handling your own cards. If your humans get anywhere near them, well, you know what to tell them!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Molly The Wally said...

Great lots of cards there Puddles. We have a little post with a mention for you on Thursday. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

jen said...

I am sure your Christmas card is not going to disappoint Puddles!

What Remains Now said...

I can't wait to see your card! The card exchange is one of my favorite things all year long.

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I am sure your cards are lovely! I always love seeing all the different cards everybody has come up with. Does your card have the sparkly purple toilet seat on it that Deccy gave you this year?

Bunny

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I think it's great that you picked your cards! How come I never get to do that?!? Ptthththt. I think we should strike or boycott or something. Well, okay, maybe after Santa Paws brings our pressies. JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! I think I'll pick one of my tail. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Casey said...

I can't wait to see your card! Momma and I have been getting ours all ready. They should be going out this week, so you'll get to see my handsome face soon. :)

The Websters said...

Well, at least you have Christmas cards. I have this person in my family who can't make a decision so she just made no decision. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THAT???

Anyway, our vacuum runs all by itself so it might bump you if you were napping. Unless, of course, you are allowed to snooze on the sofa.

Nora

stellaroselong said...

I didn't see my card up there puddles and now i am worried my robot brained mom missed you on the list...I will check on her lunch hour...I can't wait to see your card..you are just lovely no matter what...i hope it has a bottle of beer in it also!! My dad would lvoe love love that!
stella rose

Bassetmomma said...

Holy cow! Your peeps have 5 cards!! We only have one and it from our daughter. LOL! Well, since you've put in all the work for those cards Puddles, you deserve more than your peeps anyway and maybe a nice snack of Cheetos to go with that brew! I just hope you didn't have to many of them Coors Light before signing your cards. LOL!:)

Bassetmomma said...

Okay, I meant to say Bud Light. duh! I may have to go have a little nip myself. LOL!

Sam and Pippen said...

We loves your Christmas photo! Gots to say you got great taste...

Sam and Pippen

harrispen said...

Oh I can't wait to see your card. I see that mine made it to your house. My peeps have 1/2 of a card too because Lily Belle addressed her card to all of us but that is the only one they have.

Millie

Noodles said...

Puddles
As usual, I think you have displayed great insight and immaculate taste in card protocol.
Good job.
Love Noodles

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Puddles YOUR card is GRRRREAT...
At least you don't torture everybuddy with SNOWMEN like Ernie and I are forced to do.
I can't believe that your peeps have received 5.5 cards Ours still have ZERO.

GOOSE said...

I'm headed right over with the power tool. I only charge a six pack and a bag a Cheetos. I could get you a bigger door in no time, maybe a little more time after the consuming the six pack. But rest asured you will have plenty of roon for more cards. Can't wait to see your card. I think I will go wait my the mail box.
Blessings,
Goose

Remington said...

I believe Goose will have to build you another room for all of your cards!

Sweet William The Scot said...

I hope your cards does not have any HBO words in it!
Sweet William The Scot

Brian said...

Any card with you will become a collectors item fur sure!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles Girl not to worry sweet thang all of your pictures are gawjusss (Mom cannot spell it like you do, MOL). I am hoping and purring you chose the one with your eyes rolling
or the stinky eye one they both scream "I am Puddles D. Rainwater"!!!
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Love your card count. Mom says my human sis is going to croak when she sees all my cards.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Puddles, any photo of you would likely work well on your card. Well, maybe not a butt pic.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We definitely think you're going to need a larger door...

Marg said...

PISScasa is a piece of junk, that is for sure. Puddles, we need your address so we can send you a card. Or else we will have to send the donkeys over to your house with the card. They would probably like a trip like that. Looks like you have gotten lots of cards. WE haven't gotten any. Booo Hoooo. Big tears here. Have a great day and thanks for making our Mom laugh.

Hound Girl said...

Well ummm can you settle for us sending a new years card instead of xmas card?! Life is so crazy. 6 more weeks till baby is here!!!

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

We think your card will be just perfect!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

rottrover said...

We hope you didn't pick the photo of you passed out on the couch after downing a 12-pack of bud-light. Just sayin."

-Bart and Ruby

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! No matter what ... it will be a lovely card. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Susie and Sidebite said...

Doesn't matter what pic is in it, we know it's from beautiful you.

Your Pals
Susie & Officer Bites

Nola said...

BOL I think it's great you picked your own card!
Nola

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while. Are you an alcy?

The Typist says to tell your human that she had to put more money in that awful Pisscasa too. A whole 5 dollars a year! every year till she dies! or all our piccies will be lost forever. She's upset because that's like one cake less a year for her. Poor thing. X

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

So many photos of you, so little time to make Christmas cards of them all, sigh.
Hmm, perhaps you should branch out onto the walls and then the ceiling, we are sure you will have to before much longer.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Sam said...

Hey Puddles, those sure are beautiful cards. You're one popular doxy. The .5 for the human was a nice touch. They have to feel included too.

georgia little pea said...

WHHHHAAAAT???!!!! You're kidding me! I always thought 5 a year was ridiculously reasonable. I guess their accountant must have thought so too. I shall scream if they send me an email. And you know, if you stop, the pics disappear. It really is for life :(

Gloria Hood said...

I'm sure you did a better t\job than your humans ever could have!!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

scotsmad said...

Point 5...bwahaahaahaa!

You need to kick back with a beer (or three) and some cheetos and just watch the cards and presents coming in!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Barbara said...

WUT???? Yew hab not receibed my card yet??? Da postal office actually mailed some right back to me! Dey are idjits.

Keep luking in da mail, cuz I sent yew one from da pups!!

JO said...

Puddles - It looks like you have been working very hard on your cards. Time to take a beer and cheetos break. I don't think a card addressed to you and your gal count as one for the Hoomans.
Ha Ha

Oskar said...

I can't wait to see your card. My peeps haven't gotten any cards yet!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we are sure that no matter what pic you picked for your card, it will be pawesome.

Ours should be headed your way soon - viz inbox, not mailbox - going green.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Pee Ess, we are sure that beer makes the stamp licking much easier.

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

WOWSERS wee sure hopes wee gets to see one ovs yor cards Puddles wee bets it will givs us a good giggle.

Now wee has to check yoo is still okays to pawform Izzy n JD's Weddin ceremony ? Da Weddin is takin place on da 29th ovs December at 2pm (GMT), wee so hopes yoo can still do dis fur dem.

Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and Molly said...

Your Christmas card will be perfect - just like you are, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Bassetmomma said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! Point 5! Me and my hubby are ahead of your peeps by point 5 then Puddles! hehehe

Maggie Mae and Max said...

OoH Puddles,

Your card will be most wonderful, we are sure of it!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

Ruby said...

Okay Puddles, nows you gots me thinking what the holy squirrel poop could Puddles Christmas picture be?!
Is it, Puddles in a trashy PlayPup pose? Puddles with her weighty heads in the toilet after too much Cheetos and Bud Light? Puddles with lights on her tail and tinsel up her nose (I have just the size tinsel for that BTW! BOL) Puddles highjacking a Beer Truck because she ran out of Bud Light? Puddles squirting butt juice on unsuspecting vettie assistants?
Oh, the mind runs WILD!!
Okays, seriously, I'm sure it is the mostest GAWguss Christmas Cards EVER!!! I'll be waiting for it with baited breath (or chicken breath, as it were...)

Kisses,
Ruby

Mr. Pip said...

Maybe now that you have finished up your cards you could help me with mine. I am pretty sure my assistant is never going to get her act together this year.

Are you sealing those cards with beer? Bawahahahaha!

Your pal, Pip

Declan said...

Your cards are bound to be errrr...original Pudds! Anyway I just gotta mention that I never realised that a bottle of Bud is is bigger than you, little Greyhound mate!! Deccy x

Cotton said...

Your door of cards is looking pawesome
Cotton

kissa-bull said...

Oh my dogness! We can just imagen what you picked teeheehee!! We cant wait to see it!

Pibble sugars,
Brinks and bella

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

You'll be getting a card from us soon, we sent them this week!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, what is it with our peeps and Christmas cards. Ours is a shocker and mum thinks we look good! We think she might be a little coo coo in the head. See ya soon sweetie pie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

How furry generous of you Puddles to gib your peeps the half wot was fur YOUR GIRL! Do she know about that? Count youself in a telepathic card from yours trooly coz we be saving trees and not sending cards any more. Get reddy, vibes coming your way in 3.....2.....1.....

KB said...

The bottle of beer is as big as you! Don't get drunk... Sweet Puddles.