Hi ya everybuddy!
Uh, I kinda went MIA AGAIN but I is back.
It's a long story but mum hurted hers back and I has been looking fur bubble
wrap or a retirement home to put hers in so hers won't do nuttin' stoopid no mores.
Anyways, durin' dis holiday season I knows how da hoomans likes to gets a
good bargain and save some monies.
(Oh and I gotted no pictures so use your imagination)
(Dis is an old foto cuz I not has no more paw polish on)
Well mum was tickled pink overs da super special we gotted...
...AT DA VET of all freakin' places!
See, mum tooked me to da vet to has my paw nails
whacked off trimmed cuz hers
can't do it. Sumptin' bouts be goin' all rogue and what not.
(Dat is da cutest little paw I has evers seen in my whole life...yes, no?)
So they started whackin' off my little nails and....and...and....
my butt gland stuffs went ALL OVERS da place...hehehehehehe!
It was all overs da wall and table, and da floor.
Nows even though mum was all likes WTF? her was glad hers gotted a Two Fur One deal
and not has to pay fur my butt.
Geez, da things hoomans gets excited bouts.
So just remembers durin' dis holiday season....BUY ONE GET ONE FREE,
at an equal or lesser value of course.
I wanna wish all my furiends and their peeps, and my stalkers a most Wonderful Merry Thanksgivin'!
And thank ya'll furs bein' my furiend and ummmm, well furs puttin' up withs me and alls my kerazy stories and kerazy life.
Nows I must go hunt fur me a turkey...or a bird.