Friday, November 9, 2012

One of da Most Bestet Times of Da Year

Hellos there furiends, it's me Puddles fur a used-to-be-triweekly-blog-but-nows-a-monoweekly-post cuz-somebuddy-can't-gets-there-act-togedders-post. Maybe I should say Somebuddy can't get their elbow to behaves right.

Okays nows dat I gotted dat out of da way I just has to tells everybuddy dat I
absolutely LOOOOOOOVE dis time of da year. Yep, I do.
Not cuz of da cold air or da purty changing leaves.
Nope!

It's cuz it be...
PEE-CAN season.
Pee-can season is da most bestest time of da year.
And I loves me some pee-cans...and I does make a mean Pee-can pie by da way.
So while da KERAZY LADY was attemptin' to put up da freakin' Christmas 
tree left-handed (nows repeat afters me... STOOPID!)I was feastin' on me some pee-cans.

 I is gonna takes you on a step by step journey on hows I does it.
First, I finds me a peecan...preferably one dat a squirrel hasn't nibbled on cuz dat would just be nasty.
I not want no squirrel cooties.

Then I pops it in my mouf...like so.

 Sometimes I has to readjust me pee-can to fit in my mouf though.

 And then I goes...
CRUNCH!!!!



And then most of da time I gets da pee-can stucked in my teefs...
...and then I has to wait fur da Kerazy Lady to come gets it unstucked.
She be all havin' her hands in my mouf...shudder.

Then I goes inside and throws 'em all up, takes a nap,
wake up, make fun of da kerazy lady,
and go back outside and does it ALL overs again.

Uh, nows I has to go be weighed cuz I has gotten kinda voluptuous from my pee-cans.

Dis message has been brought to you by...
Puddles Pee-Can Pies...try one today.

Puddles

68 comments:

dougall.dog said...

Sounds like fun!

Charlene and Storm said...

oh puddles you lead a fun life mate!

Charlene and Stormy
xxx

Molly The Wally said...

We are laughing over here thinking of your mum having to clean up after you Puddles. Have a fabulous pee-can chewing Friday.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

Peacans are my MOM's favorite. She said if you would put her up for a few days she would help you out with the peacans. She would gather and crack them open (don't worry no MOM cooties, she would use some sort of cracker thingy) and then she would feed them to you. The bonus (at least I thin so) is I would come along with her and we could sit back with a bag of Cheetos and a case of beer and watch my MOM work. Everyone WINS!! I do hope your mom;s elbow gets better, if for nothing else so I can see you more. BUT.... I do hvae that photo of you on the entertainment center that I can look at any time I want. I am doing it right now as a matter of fact.
Blessings,
Goose

Gloria Hood said...

Lucky you! Getting all them nuts!!! BOL!
Lovies, MIss Mindy

What Remains Now said...

Wow, a couple of those pictures had me scared. I thought the kerazy lady might have to give you that gut squeeze and make the pee-can pop out of your throat. I should have known not to doubt an expert pee-can cruncher like you, but I got a little scared. I say a little diet after pee-can season is worth it. Enjoy them while you can.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you have one great assistant even is she has a bad elbow and can't get on here much. It is so much fun when you are here. Thanks for the great laugh this morning. Hope the Mom's elbow feels better really soon. We miss you. Take care.

harrispen said...

Be careful harvesting those pee-cans. We wouldn't want you to get any stucked in your throat for too long.

Millie & Cindy

houndstooth said...

I'm thinking it would be awfully delicious to try a pee-can, or a pie! We don't have any of them here, but Morgan and I have been enjoying eating Mom's almonds lately. Do you think you could send us a few pee-cans to sample?

Bunny

P.S. I have missed you like crazy!

Sam and Pippen said...

Luckily for us we don't have peecans lying around on the ground... we aren't fans of the barfing!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Did you know those pictures make your head look huge?

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PEE CAN Season OH how WELL we remember your LOVE fur those little TREE GEMS. Fur your NEW FANS... you should RE POST the time that you YACKED UP the Pee Can WORM fur your Mom. We all LOVED that one.
AND while you are RE POSTING you should FUR SURE put up the Post where YOU made the Pee Can PIE. My mom went all Cracker Dawg CRAZY over THAT Post.
PEE CANS... have become OUR Favorite Nuts Too... Next to YOU that is.

mayziegal said...

Thank you very much for your Most Instructional postie abouts how to eat PEE-CANS. They looks dee-lish. My favoritest part was abouts throwin' them back up after you get back inside cuz that's what I do when I eat grass. But to really pawfect your technique, you might wanna see if you can wait until abouts 2 in the morning and then wake your mom up with your hacking. That's the BEST!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. I'm sorry abouts your assistant's elbow. That can't be fun for her PLUS it means less posties for you. Sigh.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Pee-Cans! Never had one butt me wonders if dey taste like chicken...or chest nuts. We used to eat chest nuts dat fell off da trees, but Mom always gotted mad at us so Dad cut da tree down. NO MORE NUTS! (Can me comes to your house?)

Ann Oon said...

Puddles Pee Can Cutie Pie? *LOL* love love love them photos.. even with a bad elbow... your momma sure takes very sharp pics :)

Agnes B Bullock said...

Where can we order our very own Puddles Pee Can pies?

jen said...

Well thank you for the very descriptive play by play of pee-can eating Puddles! I bet your Mom truly enjoys cleaning up pee-can vomit!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, we woofies love pecans too, but we don't throw them up. Just eat them.

We hope your crazy ... um, your mom's elbow will mend soon.

Brian said...

Excellent form!!! We have a Pee-can tree but the silly squirrels grab all of ours!

The Websters said...

Well, maybe you can set up a squirrel trap with some pecans and then you can get the real deal -- squirrel meat.

I'd like to try some of your pecan pie. Let me know if you need my address to send one in the mail.

Also, it is completely unacceptable to only post once a week. I need my Puddles fix tri-weekly. Thank-you-very-much.

Also, tell your mom it is far to early to be worried about the Christmas Tree.

Nora

Bassetmomma said...

Well Puddles, those pee-cans sound scrumptious! Okay, maybe not after you've thrown them up and maybe not when they're in your mouth. Okay, I take it bake they don't sound scrumptious at all now! But your pie sure does! :)

Berts Blog said...

Hey Puddles, We have walnuts like your pecans. I learned that the black walnuts are poisonous but we have the golden ones and I do just what you do, except they don't get stuck in my teeth like they do for you.
I just pop em open, then eat the nice meaty stuff in the middle. And guess what, I gain weight around this time of year too.
My Vickie had not put that together until she read your post. Now she figures, I have a free food day for a month.
Enjoy
Bert

finnhoward said...

Yummmm....I gotta get out and find me some of those pee-cans! Enjoy!!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You are looking good Puddles. Golden Happy to see you SMILE ... loving those ppppeeeeecaaannnsss. Happy friday n Weekend. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL

Puddles my human sis is a lefty maybe if I quit hissing at her she'll consider coming down your way to teach your mom how to be a lefty!! MOL

Girlfriend next year you might want to get a cootie shot before pee-can season. Mom told me my sis and her friends had a ritual every year before school started. They gave each other the cootie shot to protect them from boy cooties!!Your mom is the age of my sis I bet she knows all about it.

You make a circle on your arm while singing "circle, circle, dot dot
now you've got the cootie shot!"
Hugs your BFFF Madi

JackDaddy said...

If you come to Arizona, you can eat some mesquite beans with Jack. There's like 40 million of them and they don't get stuck in your teeth!!

JackDaddy said...

If you come to Arizona, you can eat some mesquite beans with Jack. There's like 40 million of them and they don't get stuck in your teeth!!

Nola said...

BOL!! We don't have a pecan tree, but I do the same thing with acorns!
Nola

Inger said...

Samson Says: Oh Puddles, I always suspected you were NUTS!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Hahahahahaha! What could be better than eating stuff and then throwing it up for the Mums to clean!
We don't get any pee-cans here but they look like tough little buggers to crack.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Oh, girlfriend, you bees eatin' all those lovely pecans just to upchuck em'??? Oh, girl!
I totally agree with the squirrel cooties....nasty things, I gots them once, ended up squakin and flippin' my tail....it was ugly, my friend. Ugly.
I would loves some pee-can pie!! Nevers had any of that befores.
Tell your Moms I hopes her elbow get better really soon....we all need our Puddles fix, ya know??!
Maybe, she could type with her mouth! You know, she could put a pencil in her mouth and tap out the words! I can send ya some number 2's....

Kisses,
Ruby

The Furries of Whisppy said...

LOL Puddles! We think we managed to pick up a thing or two from your very clear pictorial. Hahahaha!

Lovable Lily said...

Muffin and I think you should stay with the pee-can pies and not the raw nuts. Your "stuck" picture is PRICELESS!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

stellaroselong said...

First of all puddles we don't think you look chubby AT ALL be sure and don't let your mom start to feed you frozen water like mine does when my weight goes up...second, one of the grandmonsters was visiting the other night and talking about that little red dog that likes beer, I said puddles and she said yes, I said how do you know about puddles and beer and she said, well stella rose i read your blog everyday. she is 7. I loves to eat crabapples in our yard, and it doesn't matter if they are ripe or rotten! hehehehe
stella rose

Inger said...

Samson Says: I got it, I got it. Cracking nuts! Puddles, you're the funniest dog ever!

Samson's Mommy: I forgot to mention last time that I really, really hope that your mommy gets better soon. I broke my elbow when I was 10,it hurt until I was 50, when I had a trapped nerve moved and some bone sawed off. Since then I've been fine. So, I know it hurts and I hope you are getting the best care and that you do take care. At least I know that living with Puddles must cheer you up no end.

scotsmad said...

We don't have neat stuff like that lying around outside...looks like fun. ....specially the bit about throwing up inside!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

No wonder her's kerazy.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh Puddles you are a real live nut cracker.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I must know, do they taste better going in or coming back out??
I have never had a peecan so I will have to let you teach me about them. I hope your Mommy is doing good. Mommy feels bad for her and know how she feels. I hope she can get it fixed. Please give her lots of kisses and loveys from me.

Loveys Sasha

Cotton said...

Your pictures are pawesome!!! Have never tried any pee-cans, but I'd like to
Cotton

Cole said...

Puddles, Paisley would like to know how she can procure a "Puddles Pee-can Pie". Do you ship?!?! Heeheehee

Wyatt said...

Puddles-

Oooh, the joy of eating things that make us puke. It just never gets boring and why do our peeps get so wiggy about it?

Wyatt

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hey Puddles, what a waste of pee-cans if you just throw them up!! Your weight looks perfect to me.... I keep gettin' called "fat" but she who shall remain nameless cannot throw any stones in her glass house - if you know what I means..... he he he!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Mitch and Molly said...

We so wish we had a pee-can tree, Puddles! We are forever begging walnuts and almonds and pee-nuts from our stingy dad and he won't share! We NEED our own tree like you have!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Dexter said...

I don't really understand how you can be gaining weight if you are purging after eating those pee cans. Must be something else you're munching on.

Kisses,
Dexter

Roo said...

Well pawractice makes pawfect ;P

Thank you for the pee-can eating demonstration. If you have any extra, pawlease send them my way. I am foraging at the moment ;)

LUVED the photos :D Puddles, you never fail to make me laugh :D Thanks pal!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh Puddles! You are so funny!
~Milly and Shelby

georgia little pea said...

Goodness Pudds. That's fierce. Your teeth are SO strong! I don't think I've ever seen a dog crack nuts. So when you say you make a mean peecan pie...what exactly do you mean? The Typist is having *uhm* visions.

Okay! So I'm really worried about your mama now. It's been a long while since her elbow got bad and if she's trying to put up the Christmas tree with one arm, it must mean she can't move the other at all! AT ALL! That sux big time. Please give her a hug for me. Sending best wishes for A Good Outcome and SOON! X

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, we've never tried pee cans butt they sound good, except for the throwing up bit hehe. Love the photos of you sweetie pie. See ya soon. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Hahaha! Oh Puddles.. I loved these pictures of you enjoying your Pee Cans. You are so funny! I don't know why, but I especially liked the part of this post where you said you go inside and throw up. Now why would I find that to be funny? Maybe it's because it does a heart good to know that I'm not the only dog owner that has to put up with such stuff. Or maybe it's just the way you said it. Whatever the case may be... I always leave your blog smiling! I LOVE YOU PUDDLES!

KB said...

You have so much fun, Miss Puddles! The poor kerazy lady who has to try to keep track of you... I hope her elbow is maybe getting a little better?

Caryl Moll said...

mmmm....Miss Puddles, you sure are an amazing nutcracker! Soon you'll be performing the Nutcracker suit :)
Sending lots of love from your friends in South Africa...
Maxmom, Toby, Tammy & the two guineapigs (huh, perhaps I shouldn't have told you about the latter - seeing they are so close to squirrels)
Lotsaluv anyway!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hey Puddles,

We be back. We've missed ya something fearce. Mommy is gonna go back to work tomorrow. Sorry your Mommy's elbow is wonked out.

How is Whitney?

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Smile With Your Tail said...

Did we ever tells you that we loves your photos? and you even look bootifal choking on the pe-cans

Slobbers!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Careful, Puddles! Jed cracked a tooth eating nuts - or acorns, the jury is out on that one - and had to have a root canal. Hasn't stopped him from eating nuts & acorns, but now mama yells at him if she catches him. Anyhow, you wouldn't enjoy a root canal.

So sorry your mama is having such bad elbow owies. Mama still has back shoulder & neck owies and we're not getting to comment nearly enough on our friends' blogs as a result. Phooey.

Kaunis Nelli said...

No pee-cans at this side of the world. But we have acorns, they are crunchy too :)

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

Ohhhh Puddles yoo dids makes da Momster giggle wivs dat posty ( an us too ) an wens her finished reedin her ssyd 'Ooooh I do love you Puddles ' !
Wee nose why her does it's cos yoo does always makes her smile wivs yor posty's n photys

Fanks fur helpin keeps our Moms smilin

Lovs
Da K Krew
xxxxxxxxxx

Remington said...

Sounds like you have that down pat, my friend!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Meowm loves her some pee-cans too, but they don't get stuck in her teefs, thank goodness! Could you see one of us trying to pry it out of her mouth? ;)

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's some system you've got there! Personally, I'd stick with chewing on the squirrels and leave the nuts alone. Butt, sometimes I get a little chipmunk stuck in my teeth too! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mr. Pip said...

How about throwing a couple of those pee-cans on my burger and while you are up grab me a beer.

Your pal, Pip

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Hmmm. We've never had any of those pee-cans, although it looks like eating one is a wild and crazy adventure! We feel your pain on people (*cough*Mom*Cough) not updating bloggies. Mom's excuse is that 'nothing interesting' was happening. Um. Hello? You find that stupid database job thingy of yours interesting and yet you think WE live boring lives? Look in the mirror, lady! *ahem* Can't you tell the Crazy Lady that Christmas-tree-putting-up time isn't here yet and that she should be devoting her time to you?

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Declan said...

Pudds mate! I'm sure that was a REALLY interesting post, but I kinda got stuck at the "putting the Christmas Tree up" bit. WTF?!! It's November for Dog's sake! You are joking right.....PLEASE tell me it is just a Puddles Porkie?! Deccy x

liparifam said...

Too funny! I can practically hear that "AACCCKK"! I don't have pecan in my yard (wish I did!), but I keep a bowl of them on my coffee table to crack and eat while watching TV. Yesterday I came home to find pecan shells all over the rug, haha...

The Websters said...

I feel bad for your mom's elbow and all but the people demand Puddles blog posts!

You can dictate them to me and I'll type them up. mmmmmmmmkay?

Nora

Peggy Frezon said...

Lol about the part about throwing them all up inside. If only they'd fall from your tree unshelled! I love pecan pie but I don't eat it any more bc I"m on weight watchers. bummer.

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Finally catching up on people's Blogs. Gee, am I behind!! :-(
Hey, wait a minute. Putting up the Christmas tree left-handed, because of a trick arm is not "STOOPID"!! I decorated my bedroom last Thanksgiving with only one working leg!! Yep!! Then, I spent the remainder of that holiday perched firmly on my butt!! True story!! ;)
Puddles. Sigh.... May I tell you something? Please to not take it as judgment. I think that you have an addiction to Pee-cans!! The signs are obvious. You ingest the pee-cans. Then vomit them. Just to.... Do it all over again? You need help, my Friend.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Puddles, you are just too cute. We are so glad to be your new friend. Seems like you are having quite a lot of fun!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Sweet William The Scot said...

I am sure your will be having pecan pie for Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving Puddles!
Sweet William The Scot

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

I hope you-all are having a wonderful Thanksgiving!