Friday, December 21, 2012

12 days of Christmas by Puddles

Today I thoughted I would shares withs everybuddy my song writting skills.
Nows, I wrote dis refurbished version of da 12 Days of Christmas...
...feels free to sing along withs me.

Ahem...aaaahem...sorry, had to clears my throat.
Ahem...a one and a two and a three...

On da furst day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a SQUIRREL in a PEE-CAN tree

On da second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two ROLLS of DUCK TAPE (don't ask)

On da third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three HOWLING DACHSHUNDS

On da forf day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four STOOPID NEIGHBORS

On da fif day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FiveBAGS OF CHEETOS

On da sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six CASES OF BEER

On da seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven DEADED STUFFIES

On da eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight PICK UP TRUCKS ON CINDER BLOCKS

On da ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine BOTTLES OF BENADRYL

On da tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER

On da eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven ALLERGIC REACTIONS
On da twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
can somebuddy helps me heres????????

And I'll be back on Monday cuz I has trashed  updated 'Twas da Night Befores Christmas just furs ya'll

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Nows, we is gonna check in withs Chrissy, da Elf on da Shelf to sees what her has been doin'.
Her is SUPPOSE to make sures everybuddy is bein' good but her has been just awfuls
Well, I'll be glad when her goes back to da North Pole.
Just look what her has been doin'.....


Her has founded my beer.
( I snaped dis foto with no intentions of her lookin' like her was pole dancin'.)


PUDDLES...off to find my beer...and Chrissy da little wench


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53 comments:

Declan said...

"Twelve Tequila Slammers....then we won't give a rat's ass anywaaaayyyyy"

Have a great holiday mate. See you in 2013. Dec xxx

georgia little pea said...

I can't help you Puddles! My brain in on holiday. It has to be something about food though, right? That's the most important thing in Iife X

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, that was just the best, your version of the 12 days. We know you can come up with a good one for the 12th day. How about 12 goats a baaaaing.
Anyway, a very Merry Christmas to you and your family Puddles.

Molly The Wally said...

On the 12th Day of Christmas I ditched my loved one as those presents were blooming awful. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

You want us to come up with something for the 12th day, heck, we can't get our minds past your pole dancing friend! She is having a grand ol'e time now, isn't she?

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

chicamom85 said...

Puddles I love you girly, you make me happy and smiley and all warm and toasty. That elf freaks me out and I knew he was a drunk, now we have proof. Mommy says you can't drive the sleigh, but we will see what happens if you know what I mean. Maybe Nora can take us for a ride again.

Ok here goes. Twelve sets of car keys!

Loveys Sasha

Remington said...

Thanks for the smile, my friend! Hhhmmmm....Twelve tricky monkeys....

Brian said...

HA! I love it Puddles! How about 12 Puddles Peeing!

Gloria Hood said...

Hmmmm........maybe 12 broken beer bottles! BOL!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Casey said...

What a beeYOUtiful song! I can't believes that elf would steal your beer. I bet she went back and reported to Santa that YOU drank it all, too! Those sneaky elveses!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

12 hairs a TWONGing.

12 roadkills a stinkin.

12 nails a cliping

12 snotsmears a clinging

12 bones fur chewing

12 FURENDS fur PLAYING

I did my bestest on these... butt they are NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE REST OF YOUR reFURbished version. BRAVO it is just so VERY MERRY PUDDLESlike.

The Heartbeats said...

twelve trashy neighbors?

Wiggles,
Calhoun

The Websters said...

12 Mrs. Master's singing off key.

Oh, can you imagine the torture? She just sang through day 8 aloud to us.

12 out of focus photos
12 lousy excuses for not blogging
12 naughty fosters
12 opossums hanging
12 chipmunks squeaking
12 holes half started

Ok...that's my best.

Nora

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles.....Me must say....Your TRUE LOVE has BAD TASTE cept fur da Cheetos and Beer! To be purrrrfectly honest...you needs to find anudder TRUE LOVE dat will give you TWELVE HUGS! :)

GOOSE said...

That was great Puddles. Now if I was the author of such a fine song I would end it with, "12 sticks for chewin'". I have my super cool French coat ready that Easy gave me and I got one of Molly's Beer belts to wear under the super cool French coat. So my friend we are ready to hit Sasha's party. Meet ya at the back door.
Blessings,
Goose

stellaroselong said...

OUr brain is froze after yesterday freak snowstorm, that is really nothing new for my momma but for me it sure is...thank you puddles for being my bloggy friend, Merry Christmas from my family to yours!!
stella rose

Kaunis Nelli said...

If I asked Nelli she would say Twelve chewy bones to eat, but I don't if that would "fit" into that song cause I don't recognize it, sorryyy...

Susie and Sidebite said...

Love the twelve Days version, but lets end in on a good note, how about 12 hundred Bloggville furiends!!! Hope we are one of those.

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Tank said...

Twelve KINDS OF KOOL-AID

(how could you forget?)

Madi and Mom said...

Hey Puddles we are late to the party you know what the peeps do on Friday mornings and they added picking up the Honey Baked Ham to this mornings chores. I love your 12 Days of Christmas Song!!

Here is my rendition for the
last verse
"Twelve kinds of ham and lots of yam"!! You know me it is all about food.

Anywho...Crissy the Elf on the Shelf surely has a wenchy smirk on her face..I'd keep an eye on her at all times.
Hugs your BFFF
Madi

Grady and Leonardo said...

We're thinking "12 couches on the porch".....

This is a wonderful rendition of the song, and the boys and I will be singing at the tops of our lungs as we go for walk tonight.

Peace, Love and Joy
from Leo, Grady and Mom.

harrispen said...

I loved your version of that song and the many great suggestions for what to do with #12. I especially like Goose's suggestion as I am a stick lover too.

Millie

rottrover said...

12 pups-a-poopin'???

-Bart and Ruby

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Great song - it should definitely replace the original!
Don't get too drunk this Christmas your mum wants to do something else besides clean up dog vomit, hehe.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, goodness. That song will never be the same!

Inger said...

Having lots of experience with the subject, I really like the 12 pups-a-poopin, by rottover above. Retrieve that beer and have a Merry Christmas, dear Puddles. Samson sends his regards.

Ruby said...

OMD! Puddles my furend, you've gone and done it AGAIN!! BRILLIANT!
Do your talents have no end??
Okays, I really can't come up with a witty end for the ditty, I likes Bart and Ruby's 12 pups-a-poopin' or 12 Puddles fartin'!!! BOL, BOL!! Oh, I krack myself ups!!
Okays, I thinks that 'elf on a shelf' has been spyin' on my MA!!! OMD! I caught her last night doin' some 'pole dancing' just likes THAT!! Well, either that, or she was just huggin' the toilet.....
hehehehe
Okays, I can't wait to hear your version of the 'night befores xmas'!! I'm just peein' in anticipation!!!!

Kisses,
Ruby

scotsmad said...

Twelve blocks of cheese, 'cause that's what we'd like.

Great song Puddles. Looks like Chrissy is stealing your beer..just sayin'.

XXXOOO Daisy,Bella &roxy

Elyse and Riley said...

GREAT 12 Days of Christmas song!! I think we like it better than the original for sure. We can't think of a 12th day for you though...sorry. My brain is fried right now!

Chrissy the elf is just plain creepy...I think all those elves are though! Oh well, if your girl likes it, then that's all that matters!! :)

We'll be back on Monday to see you!

Elyse and Riley

P.S.--Tell your Mum, (er, the Kerazy Lady) that deer antlers are on sale on Doggyloot.com today...hint, hint...they won't be in time for Christmas, but who cares as long as YOU get some antlers!!

What Remains Now said...

Genius! Just when I think all of your talents have been disclosed, another one pops up. Can't wait for Twas the Night Before Christmas.

houndstooth said...

Twelve cheeseburgers?

We have been laughing like mad at some of those Elf pictures. Those little guys sure get into lots of trouble! Mom says she wants one,just for photographic purposes. Heaven help me!

Of course you can be in on the sleigh pulling detail! Make sure you dress warm!

Bunny

Bassetmomma said...

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....12 B-A-R-F bags!

That Chrissy Elf has got a lot of nerve!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well that naughty little elf! We bet she was actually pole dancing too.

We like your version of 12 days of Christmas, even if it is missing hte 12th day.

Thank you for the kind words about our brofur Junior. We are missing him but we know we will see him again.

Two French Bulldogs said...

12 cheese burgers sounds like heaven
Benny & Lily

Linda said...

on the 12th day my true love gave to me 12 winning lotto tickets.



I is still laughin at what Declan said.

Merry Christmas
Cinnamon

Cotton said...

You are an awesome song writer! I like the 6th day best ;)
Cotton

Nola said...

"Twelve turds fur eatin!"
Nola

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

That's a creepy elf, alright. Why haven't you destuffed her yet? Love your song revision, but ELEVEN allergic reactions?! Yikes, the Benadryl must not be working. Whatever you are that allergic to, get rid of it! Unless it's Whitney or Albert, of course.

Mitch and Molly said...

Your elf looks a wee bit tipsy, Puddles!
We can't wait to see what you come up with for the 12th day!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

chicamom85 said...

Puddles my girly, thanks for coming to my pawty. I hope you finally got all the squirrel cheese dip licked off of you. I warned you about the chandelier...what am I saying I knew you would try it. Can you please stop throwing popcorn long enough to watch a little of the movie?? Maybe Goose should hold on to your beer, I think its time for just cider for you. I am glad you are having a blast and Nora promised to take us on one of her crazy rides later. I hope we don't get lost again, lets leave a popcorn trail this time ok? Time for the movie...stop with the popcorn!

Loveys Sasha

Reuben said...

twelve smashed up pizza trucks.... oh Puddles that reminds me, I gots something for you over on my dogblog today!

love,
Reuben

Wyatt said...

12 laundry baskets (turbo charged ones!)

Wyatt

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, seriously, the popcorn is supposed to get put on strings for the tree, not just thrown at it. Oh well, I guess I will have snacks for a while. Time for the sleigh ride with Nora, put your coat and boots on.

Loveys Sasha

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Twelve beds for snoozin'?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

12 STINKIN' DUCKIES
BOL!
We enjoyed singing your 12 days! :)

Sweet William The Scot said...

A little help ~ well a lot of help is needed. But if you drink all six case of beer and take the nine bottles of Benadryl you won't care what happens on the twelfth day!
Sweet William The Scot

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh I'm Back ~ Puddles how about Twelve Anal Squeezings!
Wishing you and your girl and the krazy lady a Very Merry Christmas
Thanks for being my friend
Sweet William The Scot

Sam said...

12 poops on the carpets :)

Chicco said...

Merry Christmas dear friends
and a 2013 full of happiness and joy!!!
A big hug to all of you.
Woof, woof,

Chicco & family

KB said...

Since Mr. Pip is sick, I think that your true love should bring you 12 cheeseburgers and you can take them to him.

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Puddles,

You always make us smile. Christmas blessings to you and yours.

Woofs and Holiday Licks,
Maggie Mae and Your Max

Bobbi and Gracie said...

LOL! Oh Puddles, Nice one!! You need to hit the road.. I mean.. go on the road. You know, perform night clubs and such. And take that pole dancer with you. GRACIE SAYS: BOL! BOL!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
I was singing along!! I was!! I truly was!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!